Monday, July 6, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Did you know that Hello Kitty lives just outside of London and has a twin sister called Mimmy? She also bakes and collects goldfish. No? No idea. Me neither. But now I do because Hello Kitty is becoming a movie.

And it’s not like I never went through a Hello Kitty phase. Every summer, I’d go back to Hong Kong to stay with my ma. Every year I’d come back to school with Hello Kitty gear – pencil cases, erasers, notebooks, lunchboxes. But that’s it. I’d never write in my Hello Kitty binder and wonder about Hello Kitty’s personality. Didn’t give a sh-t about her life. Hello Kitty has a life?!? Hello Kitty has to matter to me beyond the fact that Mimi dedicated an entire room to her in her apartment?

Hello Kitty, the movie, is planned for release in 2019.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Ben Affleck is Don Draper, again

July 6, 2015 13:10:44 Posted at July 6, 2015 13:10:44
Maria Posted by Maria
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The fascinating thing about A-list breakups isn’t always the mechanics of “why.” It’s often not hard to understand why: big egos, long stretches of time apart, an endless line of hot people to have affairs with, professional jealousy. When the breakup involves a couple that, over the years, revived a career, built the all-American family, won an Oscar and secured a superhero franchise, the strategy behind how we are being presented the “why” is a definite study in celebrity culture. Full Story

Brange’s month away

July 6, 2015 12:54:02 Posted at July 6, 2015 12:54:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie returned to LA on Sunday. It’s been exactly a month since they flew out all together, heading first to France – click here for a refresher – right after her 40th birthday. In the last four weeks, the Jolie has been seen in South Africa, Namibia, then Turkey, and, most recently, London, where Brange visited with William and Katy Cambridge and also Chris Martin. Full Story

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July 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 6, 2015 12:38:22 Posted at July 6, 2015 12:38:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jenny! It’s that time of year again, time for your family and friends to humiliate you. I could defend you before with Gopher and Daryl Hall. After all, who doesn’t like a little Out Of Touch? But… Adam Levine? You don’t want to punch that smirk off his face? Anyway, I’ve been asked to post Benjamin Bratt for you as a chaser. Full Story

Friday, July 3, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Magic Mike vs Terminator this weekend at the box office – which way are you going? Here are some interesting comparisons:

Magic Mike XXL was made for just under $15 million while Terminator Genisys cost $155 million. For Channing Tatum, then, it’s really not that much pressure compared to the other guy. According to Deadline, last night at screenings of Magic Mike XXL across the US “96% of Magic Mike XXL‘s audience was comprised of females — that’s the biggest female share ever”. And of that number, 34% of fans were there for Channing Tatum. I can understand this. He’s one of the reasons I’ll be going at some point too. Because I do enjoy, so much, watching him dance. And also, I just like him so much. Another reason? Magic Mike is one of those movies that you don’t have to worry about missing any dialogue during the hootin’ and the hollerin’. It’s a form of relaxation isn’t it? Listening to people requires so much more energy.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

July 3, 2015 19:35:09 Posted at July 3, 2015 19:35:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda Seyfried is ready to belly-cup (Dlisted)

Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge on holiday in Spain (Just Jared)

Is Chris Evans hooking up with Elizabeth Olsen? (Cele|bitchy)

Paul Rudd’s son looks exactly like him (TooFab)

Paul Rudd gases the room (The Superficial)

Forget the nipples, I love the yellow and white dress Miley is wearing (Hollywood Tuna)

Scott Eastwood with wet jeans and no shirt on (Pop Sugar)

OMG I would see every one of these movies (Pajiba)

Charlotte rides in Paris

July 3, 2015 18:53:55 Posted at July 3, 2015 18:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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About a month ago, it was reported that Charlotte Casiraghi and boyfriend Gad Elmaleh, with whom she has a son, were over. French gossips had been hinting at it but it was PEOPLE Full Story

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Benedict and Sophie at the art party

July 3, 2015 17:29:07 Posted at July 3, 2015 17:29:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Aw, check out Benedict Cumberbatch looking lovingly at his wife Sophie Hunter last night in London at the Serpentine Gallery summer party. It’s the first time the two have been out in public since the birth of their son was announced in June. His exact birthday is not known. His name is not known. Full Story

The Friend Collector’s ultimate holiday

July 3, 2015 17:04:46 Posted at July 3, 2015 17:04:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Independence Day weekend. For Taylor Swift, the Fourth of the July means her place in Rhode Island. And the ultimate Friend Collector party. Here’s a shot from last year featuring Jaime King, Lena Dunham, and Emma Stone:   Family Portrait Regram- what a beautiful weekend @taylorswift @lenadunham @ingridmichaelson @jess_stam @odeyarush1 @itsmejessicaszohr #EmmaStone #thewomenoftheUSAandfriends! Full Story

Chris & Elsa in Portofino

July 3, 2015 15:27:38 Posted at July 3, 2015 15:27:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mimi and Packer were just there too! As Maria pointed out recently, a lot of celebrities are heading to Italy this summer. Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky are the latest. Here they are with friends and family in Portofino yesterday. Chris has been in London shooting The Huntsman. He’s supposed to move on next to the Ghostbusters movie, as the receptionist. Full Story

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Puffy freed

July 3, 2015 14:34:08 Posted at July 3, 2015 14:34:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The incident between Puffy, his son’s football coach, Sal Alosi, and a kettlebell? It’s over now. The LA County DA will not prosecute. They’ve sent the case over to the LA City Attorney for a misdemeanor but that’s not expected to go forward either. Not surprisingly, Diddy has declared this a victory for himself. Full Story

Welcome to The First Day of Camp

July 3, 2015 14:21:32 Posted at July 3, 2015 14:21:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Wet Hot American Summer is a modern comedy classic, and by the rules of contemporary cinema, since it’s fourteen years old, it’s old enough for nostalgia. And you know what nostalgia means—it’s time for a sequel/remake/reboot! Or rather, it’s time for a prequel TV show premiering on Netflix on July 31, titled Wet Hot American Summer: The First Day of Camp. Full Story

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s conscious uncoupling

July 3, 2015 13:50:33 Posted at July 3, 2015 13:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Multiple outlets are reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are currently in the Bahamas with their children. They went as soon as the kids were out of school, making sure to be undercover when they made the announcement that they’re divorcing. Gwyneth and Chris Martin, you’ll recall, did this too when they put up that post on GOOP that they were consciously uncoupling. Full Story