Monday, March 30, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

We were thinking the same thing watching George Ezra perform on Saturday Night Live, right?

Why hasn’t Taylor Swift friend-collected him yet? And how long before she does? It’s inevitable, non? Although certainly not a priority on a night like last night, when she was friend-collecting all over the place at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. Still, Calvin or George? If you ask me, George is WAY cuter.

The Kids’ Choice Awards also happened this weekend. Angelina Jolie showed up. Emma Stone showed up. Chris Pratt showed up. So, basically, the Kids’ Choice Awards > the People’s Choice Awards.

For some reason there were a lot of awards this weekend which happens to be a month after the Oscars. Is a month enough time to get over awards fatigue? There is no award season anymore. It’s pretty much year round awards now. Because in two weeks it’s the MTV Movie Awards. And two weeks after that it’s the MET Gala. Which is the Fashion Oscars, really. And two weeks after it’s Cannes. Which isn’t technically an award show but they all dress like it is.

There is no true low season anymore. It keeps gossip in business.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Planning a trip to Washington, DC. Where to stay? With good restaurants etc? Need recommendations!

Justin Timberlake, the Innovator

March 30, 2015 13:55:54 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:55:54
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Justin Timberlake the musician? No problem. His talent as an entertainer, in that respect, has never been disputed here. So if he lives here, at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, as a living legend, yeah, of course. I mean, what a “journey”, you know? Like when you consider all that he’s had to overcome? That his career, like Janet Jackson, who was also an “innovator” in her time, could have easily been jeopardised by violating whatever bullsh-t decency rules at the Super Bowl? How often does a young, blonde man rise again after controversy? That almost never happens. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: wins more, collects more

March 30, 2015 13:39:32 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:39:32
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Taylor Swift tried to clarify for us that it’s not “Starbucks lovers” in Blank Space last night at the iHeartRadio Music Awards when she won for Best Lyrics but it all just ended up sounding like promotion for her upcoming tour. Right? Every time she was on stage, speaking, it was about the tour. Full Story

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Angelina at the Kid Oscars

March 30, 2015 13:01:34 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:01:34
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The Academy didn’t care for Unbroken. But Angelina Jolie would probably say that her Oscar moment of 2015 happened on Saturday night at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards where she was joined by daughters Zahara and Shiloh. The Jolie won Best Villain for her performance as Maleficent. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 5.16: “All life is precious”

March 30, 2015 12:41:22 Posted at March 30, 2015 12:41:22
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The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 16 recap. SPOILERS SERIOUSLY So we finally learn what the deal is with the W-zombies, and it is, in fact, a human hunting operation. The “wolves” are a couple of guys—so far as we know—who have baited and rigged traps to catch and turn people. Full Story

Getting out of Schitt

March 30, 2015 12:31:59 Posted at March 30, 2015 12:31:59
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I can’t say it enough, how proud I am of my friend Dan Levy who created Schitt’s Creek. And wrote it. And stars. And is the showrunner. PS. Dan is only 31. I hate him! While I obsessively watch him, week after week, because I need everything he wears in every f-cking episode. Next time you hear someone say “black is boring”? Introduce them to the way Dan styles a character. Full Story

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March 30, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 30, 2015 12:18:37 Posted at March 30, 2015 12:18:37
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To the travel partners Meg and Heather who are in London and then heading to Amsterdam – Michelle & Busy, Matt & Ben, like you, these best friends are attached. And for Emily & Marti while you keep looking, here are Charlie Hunnam and Jim Sturgess to help on the search. Good luck! Full Story

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Friday, March 27, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Bitch Better Have My Money.

That’s all I’ve been listening to in the car. At my desk. I haven’t taken Rihanna to the gym yet but I can’t wait to break the treadmill with this song on repeat. It’s that kind of song. Makes me want to screw up my face, get up in someone else’s face, pick a fight. Go to Indiana and ask that old Pence guy …

WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?

Maybe we should send Rihanna there. Get her to tell him that his “wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car”.

Because #BBHMM is an equality anthem. The next time there’s a Hollywood emails leak and female actors aren’t paid as much as their male counterparts?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

When they whitewash a movie and cast Blake Lively in the lead role?

Bitch Better Have My Money.  Read Full Intro

I have a superpower!

March 27, 2015 20:32:06 Posted at March 27, 2015 20:32:06
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FIVE hours ago I posted this article about Aaron Paul. Click here. Read it again, all the way through, scrolling all the way down, because something just happened. 20 minutes ago, Aaron Paul updated his Instagram …with a video… of BIRDS and CHICKS and EGGS. Full Story

Gwyneth: a wasted dress and the narcissistic parent

March 27, 2015 19:47:30 Posted at March 27, 2015 19:47:30
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The latest feature on GOOP is about narcissistic parenting. I skimmed through it pretty quickly so maybe I’m totally off-base but my takeaway from it is that narcissistic parenting is bad. Which, I think, most people probably agree with…? Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 27, 2015 19:09:41 Posted at March 27, 2015 19:09:41
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I’d rather hear more from Shailene Woodley about this than about her confusion over feminism (Dlisted

Jessica Alba with her kids on the beach (The Superficial

Ryan Reynolds in his Deadpool suit (Just Jared

Nicole Kidman co-star drama? (Cele|bitchy

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford are cute and cold in New York (Pop Sugar

Eva Mendes has not changed in 14 years (Too Fab

Royal baby naming odds (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I’m on the dog’s side (Hollywood Tuna

No idea why there isn’t a lineup outside Gillian Anderson’s door (Pajiba

I think this was the wrong hair choice (Go Fug Yourself
 

The Outlander guy, live

March 27, 2015 17:47:23 Posted at March 27, 2015 17:47:23
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I was wondering why there were all these horny women standing outside our building this morning… Sam Heughan was at etalk today. I walked by on my way to pee and recognised the hair. The interview will air on April 7th. Discussion points: his charitable contributions, his upcoming projects, Scotland, his fans (they call themselves Heughlihans, OMG), and “knee porn”. Full Story

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