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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Like I said last week, as soon as summer ends it’s like they all come crawling out – a flurry of celebrity activity over the Labour Day weekend in New York, LA, and Venice to punctuate the beginning of the school year and in many ways the smut year as the festival circuit kicks off the long campaign.

It’ll be a heavy day of posting today catching up on the weekend and leading up to TIFF. Am now in Toronto for two weeks of festival parties, blogging, reporting for etalk, and also writing for The Globe & Mail. Please note the following scheduling change:

Due to studio commitments, this week’s LiveBlog will be pushed back to Wednesday and NOT today. Full Intro

Posted at 5:30 AM

Bikini-off

Rihanna is in Hawaii for Battleship. During her time off this weekend she went paddle surfing with family and friends. HOT body. And athletic. And she looks like she’s having a great time. And she also looks like she enjoys food. She works hard, but she enjoys food. Meanwhile, Kate Beckinsale was in Mexico. Full Story

Rihanna paddle surfing in Hawaii Rihanna paddle surfing in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Rihanna in Hawaii Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico Kate Beckinsale in bikini and heels in Mexico

Posted at 2:13 PM

Festival bromantic

Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner are in Venice to promote The Town. Casey Affleck is in Venice to promote I’m Still Here. Joaquin Phoenix is in Venice but didn’t seem to show at the photo call or the premiere of his own movie – at least I can’t find any photos of him at the official events. Full Story

Ben Affleck with Rebecca Hall promoting The Town in Venice Ben Affleck with Rebecca Hall promoting The Town in Venice Ben Affleck with Rebecca Hall promoting The Town in Venice Ben Affleck with Rebecca Hall promoting The Town in Venice Jeremy Renner at Venice Film Festival Jeremy Renner at Venice Film Festival Jeremy Renner at Venice Film Festival Casey Affleck at Venice Film Festival Casey Affleck at Venice Film Festival Casey Affleck at Venice Film Festival Joaquin Phoenix arrives at Venice Film Festival Joaquin Phoenix arrives at Venice Film Festival Joaquin Phoenix arrives at Venice Film Festival

Posted at 1:11 PM

Mrs Beckham’s brand new extensions

Posh has been wearing her hair up for a while now – like we would forget its actual length and believe these are not extensions. Check it out – Victoria Beckham in London with Eva Longoria, in town to promote her fragrance, wearing an (un)original Posh design, after dinner with Gordon Ramsay as a small village of paparazzi just happen to be waiting outside. Full Story

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Posted at 11:56 AM

George Clooney doesn’t have to hustle?

Written by Sarah You know I hate putting a lot of stock in The Numbers, because The Numbers can mean anything and nothing. But in the case of the George Clooney vehicle The American there’s a case for The Numbers, mostly because they were achieved with little apparent effort. Full Story

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Posted at 11:47 AM

Smutty Tingles

James Franco wanks 5 times a day (Dlisted)

Miley Cyrus: shades of Britney already (The Superficial)

The latest boy bitchfight is my favourite so far (Popeater)

Rihanna crotches up (Hollywood Tuna)

SO CUTE. Pene and Javier newlywed PDA (Pop Sugar)

Demi Moore beats this bikini thing like a dead horse (ASL)

This is supposed to make me want to see this movie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cammie D and Ashlee Simpson at the US Open (Just Jared)

Lea Michele actually eats with her cast mates(INO)

What Gaga gave Beyonce (Cele|bitchy)

Posted at 11:03 AM

Peggy In Private

Written by Duana TThis week I watched Mad Men on Sunday night like a normal person – thinking ‘this is how it’s supposed to be done, I won’t have to rush, I can watch and think and get really ready to write about the show first thing in the morning. Full Story

Jon Hamm and partner Jennifer Westfeldt arriving at Heathrow Jon Hamm and partner Jennifer Westfeldt arriving at Heathrow Jon Hamm and partner Jennifer Westfeldt arriving at Heathrow Jon Hamm and partner Jennifer Westfeldt arriving at Heathrow

Posted at 9:38 AM

Get ready for Emma Stone

On September 17th, when Easy A hits theatres, everyone will know Emma Stone. Let me squeeze in a little gloat here though, if you don’t mind? I’ve had an Emma Stone hard-on for a long time now. And I’ve also been saying Emma Stone is (just) one of the reasons why Lindsay Lohan needs to worry. Full Story

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Posted at 9:09 AM

Red Riding Hood & Jack McPhee

Amanda Seyfried and her Red Riding Hood co-star were spotted enjoying the view at Jericho Beach in Vancouver this weekend. Maybe I’m projecting but they seem wistful about the end of summer. All day yesterday, even though it’s been years since school was a reality, I was at once filled with dread and excitement, anxiety and anticipation. Full Story

Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver Amanda Seyfried and Shiloh Fernandez at the beach in Vancouver

Posted at 8:50 AM

The GMD vs James McAvoy

Guillermo del Toro is making a movie called At the Mountains of Madness next year. He wants Tom Cruise in the lead. The studio however, not surprisingly, has a different preference: James McAvoy. I’m with the studio. You? Maybe the studio is spooked by the GMD’s recent box office mediocrity. Full Story

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Posted at 8:06 AM

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Posted at 7:51 AM

Porny keeps giving it away

Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message:I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to be fortunate, as opposed to the other way around – after all, we’re not actually sure what Eric Johnson does for a living, and since he dropped out of a graduate school... Full Story

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Posted at 7:34 AM

On The Hunger Games series

The following post is heavy on spoilers. If you’ve yet to read Suzanne Collins’s series - The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay – and intend to (of course you intend to!), please note that there will be several major plot revelations in the analysis below. Thank you for your emails and tweets about the book(s), the conclusion, the love triangle. Full Story

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Posted at 7:09 AM

Keira’s bob

After several months of low profile living, Keira Knightley emerged in spectacular fashion this weekend in Paris to shoot an ad for Chanel wearing the most sublime suede camel catsuit and matching booties showing off a sleek bob. Love it. Keira has two films screening at TIFF: Never Let Me Go and the closing night film Last Night. Full Story

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Posted at 6:54 AM

Welcome back to school

How to get over your Labour Day hangover? Welcome back to school/work with some Ryan Gosling’s hot arms playing guitar in a white shirt and sunglasses as Dead Man’s Bones performed at the FYF Festival in LA on Saturday. Um, his bandmate Zach isn’t bad either. Go ahead, take a few minutes with your coffee, pretend it’s not Tuesday and a year until the next summer. Full Story

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Posted at 6:22 AM

September 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Happy Birthday Zahna who is currently on vacation in Barcelona which should be enough you greedy bitch but Jamie said you’d also love some David Beckham and, really, who can deny you that? Enjoy! To Josee C from Rachelle P – Happy Birthday! And there will be a lot of Ryan Gosling coming up soon today, with a special bow around him just for you. Full Story

David Beckham for Zahna David Beckham for Zahna Colin Firth for Kelly S Colin Firth for Kelly S Clive Owen for Kelly S Clive Owen for Kelly S Julianne Moore for John Julianne Moore for John RDJ for Kelli RDJ for Kelli

Posted at 5:56 AM

Friday, September 03, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Can it be 90210 day every day? Can we pretend just for this video? I love this so f-cking much. See below (source Jezebel)

And my other favourite video of the day is right underneath it – from the US Open last night, not what was happening on the court, but the drama that went down in the stands, captured by another member of the audience and, naturally, then posted on YouTube. It was totally the old guy who started it! But maybe the mouthy young guy yapped a little too far across the line. The best however is the rolling commentary.

Now and again, I get a little road ragey. Just... some people are so dumb. It’s videos like these though that remind me I need to chill. Because I’d rather suffer behind an idiot making a wide right turn than be shamed on the internet from a really unflattering angle. Full Intro

Posted at 6:53 AM

Nicole Richie’s dinner games

Nicole Richie covers the new issue of UK InStyle. She looks great, love the styling, and the interview apparently went much better in comparison to the one she gave the Telegraph when she was in London a couple of months ago. Maybe it was because she was tired...but her bitch was out. My favourite. After all, no one ever doubted, even after having children, that Nicole Richie has some attitude. Full Story

Nicole Richie covers UK Instyle October 2010 Nicole Richie covers UK Instyle October 2010

Posted at 2:16 PM

Smutty Tingles

Oh hell no. Chris Robinson bitch slaps Taylor Swift (Dlisted)

Did Crank Lilo hit a baby? (The Superficial)

So in other words, Kim Cattrall eats and SJP doesn’t? (Popeater)

Love Jessica Alba’s sheer blouse (Hollywood Tuna)

Errr..lady bones for Tom Hardy sweating (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart, fine. But why can’t there be better shots of Garrett Hedlund?!? (Pop Sugar)

Am now worried about Emma Watson (The Blemish)

Cheryl Cole’s calendar (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I never carry on an extra pair of shoes with me on a flight. And certainly not heels. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Every time Julia Roberts talks about her life fulfillment I roll my eyes (Cele|bitchy)

Posted at 12:23 PM

Sofia, Stephen, Somewhere, Britney

Sofia Coppola is presenting Somewhere at the Venice Film Festival. Apparently the Italian media went all Twi-Hard over her arrival. Being a Coppola is a big deal there. Love what she’s wearing. It’s Louis Vuitton of course. Sofia has forever been tight with Marc Jacobs. And that bag she’s carrying is named for her, a Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Carryall. Full Story

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Posted at 10:16 AM