Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Dear Gossips,

As mentioned yesterday, since it was a long weekend in most of Canada, we gave the site a mini-facelift. Because of this, you may need to refresh your browser a couple of times for the changes to take effect. Also, if you subscribe to the newsletter, that will be restored tomorrow. Thank you so much for your understanding, especially since another breakup went down on Monday. More on Gwen and Gavin to come.

So far it’s been the summer of splits. So far that doesn’t include Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. Since these things usually come in threes, and since the tabloids were aiming for a target after the Affleck-Garner and Shelton-Lambert announcements, they landed on the Smiths. Not happening, at least according to Will, who posted this message on Facebook:

 

Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness. (Because it's contagious) But, so many people have...

Posted by Will Smith on Monday, August 3, 2015

 

And here’s Jada’s response:

Some people find that romantic, all that “king” and “queen” business. If you’re his queen and he’s your king though, who does the dishes?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

“The Living Manifestation of Destiny”

August 4, 2015 15:44:32 Posted at August 4, 2015 15:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Have you seen Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation yet? I’ve seen it twice now – went again yesterday. And it’s just as fun the second time. That’s not an original statement either. The movie is critically acclaimed and it exceeded box office projections, by all accounts a major success for Tom Cruise, the “living manifestation of destiny”. Full Story

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Zoolander 2 (2oolander?) has a teaser that is nothing

August 4, 2015 14:23:19 Posted at August 4, 2015 14:23:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Zoolander 2 is currently slated for release on February 12, 2016, which is a little over six months away. A burial in the February boneyard of cinematic crap is not a confidence builder, but then, the new teaser trailer for Zoolander II doesn’t commit to that date, instead saying only “Coming in 2016”. Full Story

Eavesdropping on the nanny

August 4, 2015 14:09:01 Posted at August 4, 2015 14:09:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

STAR Magazine has creeper shots of Christine Ouzounian at the Hotel Bel Air that were taken on Sunday. They call it an “ultra-exclusive” property. And it’s not cheap either. Just wanted to set the setting. Anyway, as you can see, most of the shots were taken on an iPhone from someone who was eavesdropping on Christine by the pool. Full Story

Gwen & Gavin over

August 4, 2015 13:27:23 Posted at August 4, 2015 13:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Polk/ PMA2014/ Getty Images

Before we begin, let’s agree on one fundamental about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: Between the two of them, Gwen is the bigger deal. That’s not up for dispute. Like, back in the 90s, Gavin Rossdale might have had a moment, but come on now, Gwen Stefani is the superstar in this relationship. Full Story

Monday, August 3, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Tom Cruise had a big weekend. A return to form weekend? Rogue Nation was projected to open at $40 million. Right now it looks like over $55 million. So, basically, he has to keep jumping onto airplanes.

Remember how we'd see Ben Affleck around in Atlanta practically every day, playing off-on with that wedding ring? Then US Weekly introduced us to his nanny. Ben's gone undercover since. Which should tell you something about pap photos and how they happen.  Read Full Intro

Friday, July 31, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour?

This is the lyric from Drake’s Back To Back that everyone keeps talking about. But I prefer this one:

I don’t wanna her about this ever again
Not even when she tell ‘em that they better as friends

You know why that’s so good? Because it was pre-emptive. Because that’s the sh-t that they always say about Drake re: Rihanna and Nicki Minaj.  Read Full Intro

Coach Taylor takes us to the weekend

July 31, 2015 20:38:35 Posted at July 31, 2015 20:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Efren Landaos/ PressLine/ Splash News

It’s a long weekend in Canada (but I’ll be posting on Monday). Before you go… And you might be going to the movies this weekend, long or not, in Canada or not, so here’s a message from Coach Taylor. Oh my God, I missed him SO much. I think I might have to marathon FNL this weekend just because of this. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 31, 2015 20:34:03 Posted at July 31, 2015 20:34:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They totally got Tom Cruise’s chest right (Dlisted

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel together for the first time since Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck broke up. Jen and Jess are close. OMG what do you think she thinks? (Just Jared

Tom Hiddleston was not the third party (Cele|bitchy)

Neville Longbottom’s sweet birthday dedication (Pop Sugar

Chace Crawford has been located (GossipGirl

Ew. Ick. Gross. (The Superficial

I don’t have a body like hers, but I don’t want to be a Do Nothin’ Bitch either (Hollywood Tuna)  

Way too much going on here (Go Fug Yourself

LOOOOVE this (Pajiba
 

Are Katy Perry and John Mayer still together?

July 31, 2015 20:08:16 Posted at July 31, 2015 20:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lester Cohen/ Splash News

It was reported last week that Katy Perry and John Mayer had broken up again. Click here for a refresher. E! News was the outlet that was on that. And at the time, Katy was in some heat for tweeting her way into the Nicki Minaj Taylor Swift fight. Full Story

Jessica Alba’s Mean Mommy Detox

July 31, 2015 17:51:54 Posted at July 31, 2015 17:51:54
Maria Posted by Maria
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FameFlynet

Jessica Alba is promoting The Honest Co.’s new femcare line (which inexplicably boxes tampons to look like “artisanal chocolates”) so is of course pulling out her philosophies on parenting in a new interview. The thing about Jessica Alba is that she frequently talks out of both sides of her mouth, changing the narrative whenever it suits her. Full Story

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I’m happy for you but where’s Charlie Hunnam?

July 31, 2015 16:27:47 Posted at July 31, 2015 16:27:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned yesterday, Guy Ritchie married Jacqui Ainsley yesterday. That’s why Brad Pitt is in England. Click here for a refresher. The hashtag for the wedding was #jaxguyjuly on Instagram. So here’s a selection of guest photos. Full Story

Amy Schumer & Jennifer Lawrence: the new #Squad

July 31, 2015 15:45:34 Posted at July 31, 2015 15:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I just realised it’s Friday and I haven’t written once about Taylor Swift’s friend collecting. She’s gone an entire week without collecting a friend! Does that mean the backlash really is in full effect? In the absence of any updates to Taylor Swift Collection, we have Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story