Friday, January 23, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Tonight! The Boy Next Door!

Sarah was all pissy about it yesterday when we were texting. Her words: “It is sh-t”.

Yeah. So?

Joanna saw it last night at an advance screening. Her review will be posted later but she emailed me this morning with the following:

“You're going to LOVE IT. It's ridiculous. Why don't they make movies like this anymore???? The sex is GREAT, the movie's not... but it's bad on purpose. Would still recommend. ... Just expect to roll your eyes and laugh. A lot.”

I will. I know I will. I can’t wait.

As you’ve seen, JLO’s been all over the place this week hustling her movie. Last night, it was Watch What Happens Live. She was on the couch while Ryan Guzman got stuck behind the bar.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 23, 2015 18:30:56 Posted at January 23, 2015 18:30:56
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Lainey’s come down with something sudden and apologizes for the short day. She will be ready to go for the SAGs. Join us Monday for a full recap. Here’s a weekend signoff with Tingles…

Sasha finds Sienna's stripes in Lifestyle

The first dude’s cock to ball ratio is way off.  Should have declined this runway (Dlisted)

I totally believe Lilo’s virus excuse and feel horrible for her (The Superficial

Emma’s latest #HeForShe speech (Just Jared

Do sex bombs giggle? (Cele|bitchy

Ryan and JLo are not dating “at all” (Pop Sugar

Gaga and Adele team up (Too Fab

Justin’s wee wee might be that (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Wicked diving dog! (Hollywood Tuna

Greatest bad movie speeches (Pajiba

Johnny Depp finally showered! (Go Fug Yourself

Sebastian Stan has crazy gymnast sex

January 23, 2015 16:41:24 Posted at January 23, 2015 16:41:24
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Speaking of sex at the movies. Lainey’s all het up for The Boy Next Door, I’m just relieved I don’t have to sit through it. No amount of top-notch fake f*cking can make up for a poorly made movie, sorry. Like I told Lainey last night, all commercials for The Boy Next Door make me want to do is watch Out of Sight. Full Story

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Chris Pratt lifts things

January 23, 2015 16:03:29 Posted at January 23, 2015 16:03:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Pacific Coast News

It’s Friday, which means if you’re anything like me you’re staring at the clock on your computer monitor, trying to will time forward with your mind. In the spirit of passing time until it’s officially the weekend, here is Chris Pratt, maintaining his superhero shape with his wife, Anna Faris, on a bike ride. Full Story

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The Boy Next Door review

January 23, 2015 15:39:22 Posted at January 23, 2015 15:39:22
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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FameFlynet

The Boy Next Door is Jennifer Lopez’s first film in two years. With more laughs and (way) more steam than in the trailer, you should give it a shot even though its great foreplay and racy sex don’t result in satisfying finish. Still, where else would you hear lines like, "Dude, you've got to read The Iliad" coming from a man who's "nearly 20"? JLO plays Claire, a separated high school classics teacher and mom to a sensitive teenage boy who's allergic to bees. Full Story

Front Row Hierarchy

January 23, 2015 15:17:13 Posted at January 23, 2015 15:17:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Charley Gallay/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty Images

The DAILY FRONT ROW Fashion Los Angeles Awards last night. I’m doing a few posts about this event because there’s a lot to say. But you’ll note… This is not the Taylor Swift crowd. This is Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Katy Perry, and Kanye West honouring Jeremy Scott. In the front row. Full Story

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January 23, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 23, 2015 14:29:16 Posted at January 23, 2015 14:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz! Happy 25th Birthday with love from Erika! This year will not suck. In fact, it will be SO good. You’re at the spirit age now. Have the best weekend! “To our thoughtful, adorable and lovely toepick of emotion, Heather. Happiest of birthdays from your friends in gossip, who hope that you're well-hydrated before you start reading this, because we think it might be pretty high on the Cry-o-Meter. Full Story

Thursday, January 22, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Have you read The Girl On The Train by Paula Hawkins yet? Are you reading The Girl On The Train by Paula Hawkins? It’s the hot book of the season. It’s the most disciplined I’ve had to be about a book in a long time. And it’s so f-cking hard to be disciplined about this book. To only take it 20 pages or so at once because the rest of life won’t leave me alone.

Since I’ve not finished, I can’t tell you what I think of it. But I can tell you that I can understand why everyone’s talking about it. So far, the pacing is brilliant. It’s commercial fiction at its best. And this is saying something because you’re in the head of a person who is a mess, you could say an intolerable mess. Still, Hawkins lures you along.

That’s what it is, isn’t it? A luring?

Great writing is a lure, sometimes a terrible one.  Read Full Intro

Jude Law’s Black Sea hair

January 22, 2015 22:16:39 Posted at January 22, 2015 22:16:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mike Coppola/ D Dipasupil/ Getty Images

Jude Law stepped out last night at the NY premiere of Black Sea. He looks good. Very handsome. Just… I can’t figure out what’s going on with his hair. Like, there’s so much of it… but not that much of it… you know what I mean? Look at the length of that ringlet! If you stretched it out, how long would it be? Is that a compensation? I don’t understand. Full Story

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Smutty Roundup: Miley’s back, Kristen’s not on Insta, and Arya’s great suit

January 22, 2015 21:56:11 Posted at January 22, 2015 21:56:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joe/ Wenn, FameFlynet

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger are back in LA after holiday in Maui. Today they were papped while out for lunch. Question: is that her Chanel backpack or his? This morning Kristen Stewart went out for coffee with Alicia Cargile as the Daily Mail reported that she’d joined Instagram. Full Story

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Gwyneth improves Johnny

January 22, 2015 21:21:48 Posted at January 22, 2015 21:21:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple of weeks ago, I credited Gwyneth Paltrow in this post for making Johnny Depp more tolerable than he’s been in a while. I’ll do it again here re: their appearance together on Ellen today. The I Have/I Have Never game is great. Full Story

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Jake G remains superhero-free

January 22, 2015 20:35:49 Posted at January 22, 2015 20:35:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Last week we learned that Tom Hardy had dropped out of Warner Brothers’ Suicide Squad, the villain team-up movie, and that they were going after Jake Gyllenhaal as his replacement. Well, Jake G has passed, too. So the Suicide Squad remains one member short with production set to begin in April. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 22, 2015 19:45:57 Posted at January 22, 2015 19:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds powder blue coats in LifeStyle

I do not want to thank Katy Perry for this (Dlisted)

Olivia Munn claims she didn’t know about her boyfriend’s job (Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston left Benedict Cumberbatch all alone to try, try, try, try, try (Cele|bitchy

I can’t get over how big her breasts are… and that’s actually the point of the video (The Superficial

Is this Prince Harry’s new obsession? (OK!

The facts of Charlie Hunnam (Pop Sugar

That part wasn’t gross to me. The tub right after was the problem (Too Fab

Pity attention, that’s what she’s asking for (Hollywood Tuna

Jenna Dewan’s great grey leather jacket (Popoholic

I’d like this dress better without the strip down the middle (Go Fug Yourself

Here comes Furiosa

January 22, 2015 18:57:16 Posted at January 22, 2015 18:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Charlize Theron was downtown in LA yesterday and the paps are saying it was a photo shoot for ESQUIRE, likely to promote Mad Max: Fury Road. The movie opens in May. Her character is called Imperator Furiosa. She’s a shaved head warrior badass. For these photos though, she’s working a very attractive blowout, possibly helped by a few extra pieces. Full Story

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