Smutty Tingles

September 23, 2016 19:13:21 Posted at September 23, 2016 19:13:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it's my birthday soon and Jacek is "whisking" me away somewhere tonight. I don't often get "whisked" because I am a control freak. This trip is a surprise. All I know is that I'm supposed to meet him at the airport. Since I'm a dick who can always find something to complain about, even though this is very exciting, this presents a packing dilemma. I have decided to not pack much at all. Hopefully where I'm going is ideal for acquisitions. Anyway, my point is that I'm heading out to enjoy my birthday weekend but if some major Brange sh-t goes down, I'm on it and I'll be here. Have a great weekend!

I have been obsessed with this all week and need to try one! (Dlisted)  

Amal and George don't like being apart (Just Jared

Priyanka Chopra says Tom Hiddleston made her twirl. Of course he did. (Cele|bitchy)

Oh wow. Is Ava Phillippe about to be a thing? (TooFab)

Jennifer Aniston: first photos since the Brange split (TMZ

Cory Feldman is doing it for a higher power (The Superficial)  

These pants. I wish Jessica Simpson would just stop with these pants (Hollywood Tuna

Not sure this was the right hair choice with this dress (Go Fug Yourself)  

Johnny Depp is unloading property (Evil Beet)

Mediocre Bastards

September 23, 2016 18:48:16 Posted at September 23, 2016 18:48:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s fall, which means it’s time for trailers for award bait films, holiday-season tent poles, and the utter dreck that gets buried out back during January. This post is about a road-comedy movie starring Owen Wilson Full Story

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Brad’s PEOPLE appeal

September 23, 2016 18:09:33 Posted at September 23, 2016 18:09:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE.com has new post up, yet another in favour of Brad Pitt, this time a character defence of Brad from a “family source". Basically the source is saying, and repeating, that Brad is an amazing father and would never want to hurt his children: "He is one of the best dads I have ever known," says a source who knows the family and children well and has spent time with them for many years. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson unplugs from the Matrix

September 23, 2016 17:36:27 Posted at September 23, 2016 17:36:27
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I know Ghost in the Shell comes from a super famous manga comic from the 1980s, but the teasers just released for the movie make it look like a knock-off Matrix. The teasers, which you can watch below in one video, are just a few seconds each and reveal distinct visuals with no context. We get a good look at Scarlett Johansson Full Story

Hillary Between Two Ferns

September 23, 2016 15:59:46 Posted at September 23, 2016 15:59:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I don’t think I’ve gotten quite enough people yelling at me about politics and the election, so let’s talk about Hillary Clinton’s appearance on Between Two Ferns. Yesterday the twentieth episode of Between Two Ferns came out and it features Hillary Clinton doing some #MillennialOutreach by way of viral videos. Full Story

Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt in The Magnificent Seven

September 23, 2016 14:35:35 Posted at September 23, 2016 14:35:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, Matthew Eisman/ Jim Spellman/ ANGELA WEISS/ Getty Images

Antoine Fuqua’s remake of the 1960 Western The Magnificent Seven—itself a remake of Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 film Seven Samurai—was the opening film at TIFF. I missed the press screening, so I had to wait a couple days to see it, and during that time everyone kept telling me how horrible it is. Full Story

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Brad Pitt makes his moves

September 23, 2016 14:00:33 Posted at September 23, 2016 14:00:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gene Young/ Splash News

It’s now been 24 hours since the allegations against Brad Pitt and what may have happened on that plane were reported. As of this writing (7am Friday) he has yet to release an official statement vehemently denying that he was drunk and may have gotten violent with his children. Full Story

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