Friday, May 09, 2008
Dear Gossips,
One hot kiss…that’s all it takes. The Soldier Kiss last night on Grey’s Anatomy was amazing quiveration. Amazing enough to bring me back next week. Gays can fix everything, see?
Gays could probably fix Tom Cruise’s career too… if only he’d let them.
Still… the GMD’s comeback is well underway. Don’t believe that bullsh*t about his ratings on Oprah faring lower than Barbara Walters. Part 1 of his atonement interview aired on a Friday. Fridays are never strong… not even for the Mighty Opey. Ben Stiller will lift him up and already, they are calling it a triumphant return. Click here for more. Sigh. He really is like Lestat, non?
It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday. To all the moms: HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!
As for my mother…she left yesterday with 7 other Chinese clucking gambling hens on a 2 week European cruise. The visual of that totally makes my life: 8 loud ass ladies screaming away in Cantonese in matching satellite visors and pink cardigans…
While she was packing she asked me if I thought they’d let Mrs Cheung bring her fold-up mahjong table on board. Pity the fool who finds himself in the next room, listening to the incessant sounds of the tiles clacking away through the night, every night, on his hard-earned holiday.
Friday, am blogging all day, check back often. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story
I don’t get Josh Groban. To me, it’s cheese. Super cheese. But what do I know? Josh Groban sells A LOT of albums. Women lose their sh*t over Josh Groban. Josh Groban’s Christmas album broke, like, 15 records. So don’t lie. I know you’re out there. I know you’re a closet Josh Groban fan. Full Story
Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross. One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so attracted to him that she wanted to take him right there and then: "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, 'You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink. Full Story
It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story
Despite the fact that she’s shooting a guest spot on Ugly Betty that may be expanded, Lindsay Lohan’s film career is still in the sh*tter. And word is, it’s not getting any better. It was announced in March that she had signed on to a film called The Manson Girls, beginning production in the summer. Full Story
People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I'd always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story
Happy Mother’s Day Karen from Janice. Full time mom to Sophia AND helping with wedding planning… where do you ladies find the time? Happy Birthday Priscilla from one permascowl to another… Love, Valerie To Amberley from Theodora – have a blast in Japan…even though it’s completely unacceptable! Thanks for helping to make a rough time easier. Full Story
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Dear Gossips,
Madge is going on tour! Grab your girls, grab your gays because seeing Madonna live is one of the funnest experiences, like, ever!
Click here for Madonna Tour Dates. She’s calling it Sticky and Sweet and on the off chance you’re wondering about quality control, Jamie King is directing – again – and the last time she went on the road, her tour was the highest grossing of all time by a female artist. Word.
Madonna turns 50 on August 16th. Love Live Her Madgesty.
Thursday – am home, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving to her subjects. Needless to say, she was probably having the best time ever. Full Story
Attached – Justin Timberlake arriving at the MTV Upfronts this afternoon. Not sure why but it was announced in March that JT is producing an American version of the Peruvian hit show My Problem With Women for NBC. Perhaps the Pip is getting his feet wet. After all, it is tv buying season and we should find out in a matter of days which shows will get picked up, and how the fall and mid season schedules next year are going to shake out. Full Story
Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon are done. People is reporting exclusively that the break up is amicable. The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left. Full Story
Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random. I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source Full Story
Ken Doll Beefcakes are not my thing. This is why Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health does nothing for me. Having said that, I know I’m in the minority. Quiver away. The thing is though, in this photo, especially with that awkward shadow around his left hand, it kinda looks like he’s…. Full Story
Will Mimi make a Baby Cheese? (DListed )
How Eva Mendes bounced back after rehab (Hollywood Tuna )
3-Way Cage Match! MKO vs Lilo vs Britney! (INO )
The Hoff has a hissy fit!!! (Holy Moly )
Celebrity Moms gush about their babies (Cele|bitchy )
What’s wrapped around Leo DiCaprio (JustJared )
Went to the opening of the new Mavi Store in Gastown last Thursday. Bought a hoodie for my husband and a cute beach bandana band for me and left with a gift bag that can be yours. As always, my swag is your swag! Contents include: - Mariah Carey Eau de Parfum- Mavi Ladybug Flipflops- Bath and Body Bliss candles and soaps- A gorgeous green feather headband- OPI Nail Care including 5 polish colours- Parissa Wax Strips- Mavi Tote Bag If you’re interested, please send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story
Clive Owen has been shooting Duplicity with Julia Roberts in New York. He was on set yesterday wearing the sh*t out of a grey suit and a pair of shades. Yum. Forgot to mention seeing him at the Costume Institute Gala the other night. He dashed in quickly, almost unnoticed, looking sharp in a black tux, and not wee at all. Full Story
Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story
Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story
For Harpers Bazaar. They are gorgeous. Nicole Richie is on the cover and inside the magazine she poses with Harlow and with Joel in some of the most beautiful images she’s taken so far. They’re chic, they’re elegant, and also very, very sweet. Love the one with Joel kissing her hand. Full Story
