Wednesday, April 1, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

So about Going Clear which aired on HBO on Sunday…

Haven’t written about it because I haven’t seen it. And I haven’t seen it because it didn’t air in Canada. Canadian distributors have decided instead to give the film a proper theatrical run starting on May 8th. 

Did you know that before the film’s screening at Sundance, festival volunteers formed a human chain around director Alex Gibney and former Scientology members accompanying him to protect them in case the Church’s protestors got nasty? (Source)

According to The Hollywood Reporter  Read Full Intro

Pain & Pattinson

April 1, 2015 20:29:43 Posted at April 1, 2015 20:29:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Elysia just sent this over to me. Perfect way to end April Fool’s Day. But let’s get serious first, for real, no fooling. T-Pain is back. Without auto-tune. He tells Vulture that he struggled with depression for a while because of the criticism he received when the auto-tune movement began. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 1, 2015

April 1, 2015 19:42:05 Posted at April 1, 2015 19:42:05
Maria Posted by Maria
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Michelle Williams in Valentino for Elle UK and it is stunning. I love love love the almost-white blonde shade of her hair. And how she can wear something so delicate and look like a grown-up. She’s youthful and feminine and serious and mysterious – this is muse territory. Do you know how many actresses kill themselves to try and create this kind of aura and don’t even get close?     #MichelleWilliams in #springsummer15 for @elleuk Full Story

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Trevor Noah’s bad jokes

April 1, 2015 18:58:49 Posted at April 1, 2015 18:58:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah

On Monday, South African comedian Trevor Noah was appointed as the heir apparent to Jon Stewart as anchor of The Daily Show. On Tuesday, The Internet discovered that Noah has, over the course of his six years on Twitter, written some bad jokes. Here’s a sample:   Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn't go down easy, just like jewish chicks. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 1, 2015 18:15:49 Posted at April 1, 2015 18:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Update on Harrison Ford’s condition (Dlisted

Ryan Adams goes from Mandy Moore to Amber Heard’s sister (Just Jared

Nikki Reed talks about her childhood (Cele|bitchy

I F-CKING LOVE this story! (The Superficial

This dress…in any other colour (Too Fab

Zendaya forgives (OK!

Zac Efron on holiday with his girlfriend (Pop Sugar

Justin Bieber on why he doesn’t have a girlfriend (I'm Not Obsessed

Milla Jovovich’s Baby Name

April 1, 2015 17:30:49 Posted at April 1, 2015 17:30:49
Duana Posted by Duana
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Let’s be honest, Milla Jovovich would not be featured for the birth of her child if she had not chosen a name that really makes my eyes roll. So she and her husband already had a daughter named Ever, which, fine, I dislike but can swallow, I guess. But they just named their second daughter Dashiel Eden. Full Story

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Natalie Portman vs shorts

April 1, 2015 16:51:39 Posted at April 1, 2015 16:51:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last month, Eva Mendes made headlines when she shat on sweatpants. Then Ryan Gosling had to clarify that she was joking. Click here for a refresher. Mendes then went on to discuss her disdain for jeans because they’re uncomfortable. I don’t think she’s wearing the right jeans. Full Story

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James Marsden rides the D Train

April 1, 2015 16:14:04 Posted at April 1, 2015 16:14:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I know there are a few of you out there who are into James Marsden, but he doesn’t leave a lot of openings, as it were. So enjoy him, looking super hot in a douchebaggy way, in the new trailer for The D Train, a comedy with Jack Black that premiered earlier this year at Sundance. I prefer Black in uptight weirdo mode (see also: Bernie), and I’m also into the presence of Kathryn Hahn and Enlightened’s Mike White. Full Story

Beyonce’s post-Tidal shoe game

April 1, 2015 15:50:13 Posted at April 1, 2015 15:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There were two sides to Beyonce’s shoe game yesterday, as Tidal continued to make headlines across conventional and social media. In the afternoon she left an office building in stripes. Look at that blue travesty on her feet. Here’s an example of how only Rihanna can pull sh-t off. Full Story

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“It was hard to know who was more crazy”

April 1, 2015 14:22:32 Posted at April 1, 2015 14:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer was released yesterday. Whoever is cutting these previews needs an award. Because they get better, and better, and better. And each one is different. With a different purpose. But gives away just enough to make you impatient and not too much to make you indifferent. Full Story

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Inheriting Chanel

April 1, 2015 13:58:04 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karl Lagerfeld was in New York last night for the presentation of Chanel’s Paris-Salzburg 2014/15 Metiers d’Art collection. Many of Karl’s favourites attended in support, including a long-standing favourite, Vanessa Paradis. With daughter Lily Rose Depp who turns 16 next month. Full Story

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Justified 6.11: “All this is on you”

April 1, 2015 13:39:53 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:39:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 6, Episode 11 recap It’s the third to last episode of Justified ever, and damn if this show is not slowing down. This is an all-time great episode, and one that introduces a new fear for the finale—that Raylan will live, only to go to jail. Raylan has always operated right on top of the ethical line between lawman and outlaw, which leads to Vasquez openly accusing him of being dirty—again. Full Story

April 1, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 1, 2015 13:25:44 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katja! Happy 26th Birthday! 26??? Already? I feel like I raised you, Marusa, and Petra. To celebrate you, they’ve requested photos of Aidan Turner, Richard Madden’s pretty smile from Cinderella, and a pouty Zayn Malik so you can light a candle and wave.  Full Story