Friday, May 29, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Need your opinion. Check out the video below of Ian Somerhalder asking fans to stop following him and refusing to take photos with them.

On the one hand, what is he without his Twi-Hards… (even if some of them think he’s Zac Efron)? There has to be some gratitude. Which, you could argue, if you’re on his side, he’s trying to express, despite the fact that it was “my day”.

On the other hand, the sob that comes up at 0:20 cracks me up. And the I’m-about-to-cry-face. Am I a dick for that? It’s just SO embarrassing. You’re basically on your hands and knees for someone who will likely never remember you.

Anyway, let me know what you think.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Smutty Tingles

May 29, 2015 20:21:39 Posted at May 29, 2015 20:21:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wish I had timing like this (Dlisted

Bad Blood, the party (Just Jared

Chris Evans was turned off by too much partying? CHRIS EVANS? Bullsh-t. (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis reunite for a sweet 16 (TooFab

The mom drew the line at sex tape. OK. (The Superficial

Megan Fox’s character wears a lot of plaid (Hollywood Tuna

I LOVE JK ROWLING SO MUCH (Towleroad

Gwyneth … or Blythe? (Pop Sugar

Smutty Social Media, Friday May 29, 2015

May 29, 2015 20:15:09 Posted at May 29, 2015 20:15:09
Maria Posted by Maria

In this morning’s intro, Lainey asked what we thought of the Ian Somerhalder asking his fans to back off for the day. But putting him aside, I wonder what it’s like for Nikki Reed to constantly be on the periphery of hysteria. She had it with Twilight and Kristen and Rob, and now she’s married to someone who inspires that same type of, um, devotion. Full Story

Amal Clooney has a stylist

May 29, 2015 19:33:54 Posted at May 29, 2015 19:33:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jason Merritt/ Jun Sato/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

George Clooney recently said, on the Tomorrowland press tour, that Amal Clooney doesn’t have a stylist. Well… According to Yahoo Style, and I believe this source because Joe Zee is running things there now, Amal has now worked twice with Alexis Roche. Full Story

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Game night with Carey & Marcus

May 29, 2015 16:55:14 Posted at May 29, 2015 16:55:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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NIGNY/ Splash News, James Devaney/ Getty Images

Big game this evening in New York. Game 7, Lightning vs Rangers. Marcus Mumford was there when the Rangers won Game 7 against the Capitals and has apparently been invited back for tonight as a few NY players are big fans.  Full Story

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Punky & Demi

May 29, 2015 15:53:37 Posted at May 29, 2015 15:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Meeno Peluce/ Keipher McKennie/ Joe Scarnici/ Getty Images

Demi Moore stepped out last night to support Soleil Moon Frye in LA last night. How many of you right now are like, what’s a Punky and who’s Soleil? Too many I fear. The two have been friends for a long time. They’re so close that Demi was apparently Soleil’s birthing coach Full Story

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Cruel Intentions 2015

May 29, 2015 15:26:19 Posted at May 29, 2015 15:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Reunion! 16 years later, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Selma Blair got together yesterday at the Cruel Intentions musical which is spreading all kinds of 90s joy around the internet today. I am also participating. Because as I’ve mentioned before – click here Full Story

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Leo & Kelly Rohrbach?

May 29, 2015 14:56:04 Posted at May 29, 2015 14:56:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was reported several weeks ago that Leonardo DiCaprio was hooking up with Kelly Rohrbach, the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Rookie Of The Year. Click here for a refresher. At the time there were no photos. Right now, there are still no photos. Full Story

The Afflecks send a message

May 29, 2015 14:11:29 Posted at May 29, 2015 14:11:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For a couple of weeks now, several tabloids have been reporting on the alleged imminent demise of the Jennifer Garner-Ben Affleck marriage. And yesterday the New York Daily News published a story about how the two are “leading separate lives” citing several sources who claim that they hardly spend any time together. Full Story

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May 29, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 29, 2015 13:51:06 Posted at May 29, 2015 13:51:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristi! Happy Birthday! And yes… you’re right. The number is nothing. You mentioned your grandmother. And I remember her Hole In One. And she was, like, 100 at the time, literally, non? For you, it sounds like the perfect time to change, not just because people are changing around you but because, well, it’s boring not to. Full Story

Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Today was Lindsay Lohan’s deadline to complete community service. There was a lot of speculation about whether or not she’d actually be able to do it. And if she couldn’t, she supposedly was going to flee the country on some rich dude’s payroll. Amazingly, she got it done, just in time. According to TMZ, Lohan has logged 125 hours and will be finally off probation. And how did this happen? Here’s how she put it on Instagram:

“Hard work pays off.” Yes. The hard work involved putting in “nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done”.

So… 8 hours a day is considered hard work now?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Social Media, Thursday May 28, 2015

May 28, 2015 20:13:30 Posted at May 28, 2015 20:13:30
Maria Posted by Maria
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I know Lainey wrote about Justin and Selena’s Snapchat today, but can I just say, loud and proud, I am pro Justin and Selena! Very pro. The heart wants what it wants. And here is Justin performing a private concert for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Full Story

Tami Taylor and the stoners

May 28, 2015 19:44:23 Posted at May 28, 2015 19:44:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A red band trailer for American Ultra, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart, has been released. And it opens with the “n” word. I want to start there because if I don’t start there, it minimises the offence. And it becomes an afterthought. Which, it shouldn’t be an afterthought. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 28, 2015 19:11:01 Posted at May 28, 2015 19:11:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Hardy says “no” and you say “yes, please” (Dlisted

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox have collected Sia (Just Jared

Kellan Lutz wants you to know he’s not dumb (Cele|bitchy

A new candidate for the title of January Jones’s baby father (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Emmanuelle Chriqui is f-cking gorgeous (Hollywood Tuna)   

I couldn’t sit through Natalie Portman’s Harvard speech. Am I a dick? (Popoholic

Jeremy Renner crashes a wedding and won’t take photos with the bride and groom? (Romance Beat

You know, I would consider a fireman calendar featuring The Rock (Go Fug Yourself