Thursday, October 23, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s Thursday.

It’s Serial day.

Have you been good? I’ve been SO good. I don’t google anything about Serial. Never. Because for me, as I mentioned last week, it has to be from Sarah Koenig. All of it has to be from Sarah Koenig.

And, just like last week, I can’t listen until much later tonight even though waiting for episode 5, Route Talk, after Inconsistencies, has been the most challenging since it all started. Inconsistencies, and sketchy Jay, really took it to the next level.

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW SOMEONE A BODY IN THE PARKING LOT OF A BEST BUY???

Duana, Lorella, and I must have been on text from Toronto to London, England for the better part of 3 hours the other day yelling back and forth at each other about Jen f-cking Pusateri (which is how Duana likes to refer to her). Anyway, that’s pretty much our support group right now. But we’d love to do a group live-chat ... if you’re into that. Let us know?

For those of you who have no idea what I’m on about, this is the only podcast you need: Serial. I won’t stop nagging you.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Carters renewed

October 23, 2014 15:20:50 Posted at October 23, 2014 15:20:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE reported yesterday that Beyonce and JayZ are the opposite of totally breaking up, which is what the headlines were a couple of months ago. According to their source: "They did have major problems. But they worked it out and they've renewed their vows. Full Story

The Age of Ultron is here

October 23, 2014 14:39:39 Posted at October 23, 2014 14:39:39
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron wasn’t supposed to debut until Tuesday during an episode of Agents of SHIELD, but it leaked online yesterday, no doubt thanks to Hydra. And since fighting the internet is pointless, Marvel went ahead and threw it up on YouTube for all of us to enjoy. Full Story

Three Gwyneth videos

October 23, 2014 14:07:05 Posted at October 23, 2014 14:07:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow made a guest appearance on Lisa Kudrow’s Web Therapy. A short clip from it is the first video attached below. Her character’s name is Maya Ganesh. She does yoga and meditates and owns a company called Golden Circles. And Lisa/Fiona’s all like, what the f-ck do you need therapy for? Your life is perfect. Full Story

Bradley Pitts Between Two Ferns

October 23, 2014 13:37:48 Posted at October 23, 2014 13:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt really wants you to see Fury. The small details are what get me initially. Like how they Scotch tape the microphones on this show. It’s a slow build. The first two minutes aren’t all that exciting. But then. Zach Galifianakis goes for it. I mean, sure, it’s not hard to go for it when both of you are in on it. Full Story

October 23, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 23, 2014 13:29:35 Posted at October 23, 2014 13:29:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Lisa in Chicago who is hoping for the best for Flynn – a home where he can thrive and be loved. By request, here’s Stevie Y.  Full Story

Wednesday, October 22, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Both our dogs are sick. Barney’s kept us up two nights in a row with an ear infection and Marcus has been a conehead for almost two weeks because he has a lump on his dick that we’re still trying to figure out. Which is why I’m particularly vulnerable to this Tom Brady ad with his dog Lua.

Except…

It doesn’t make want to buy a pair of UGGs. That’s what they’re selling here. Not that I don’t have UGGs to kick around the house in. But I’m not seeing Tom Brady with his dog on the beach and thinking to myself, sh-t, Jacek needs to start wearing UGGs.

Anyway, I’ve attached the video below.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

What happened to Sandra Bullock?

October 22, 2014 20:30:29 Posted at October 22, 2014 20:30:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Evans and Minka Kelly have dated twice. And broken up twice. About a year ago the last time. Pop Sugar just posted new photos of them on a taco run together. Tacos? With tacos, you’re either just friends, like JUUUUUST friends, or, you know, you’re that comfortable being MORE than friends. Full Story

Anne Hathaway reads faster than the McConnaissance

October 22, 2014 20:12:55 Posted at October 22, 2014 20:12:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I just read an interview at the New York Times with Jessica Chastain, Matthew McConaughey, and Anne Hathaway. They’re promoting Interstellar. As you’d expect, McConaughey manages to drop the “Prime Mover” into the discussion again. Naturally. Nothing super gossipy here, just a few interesting observations. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 22, 2014 19:27:08 Posted at October 22, 2014 19:27:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger: happiness explains everything (Dlisted

Just when you thought Johnny Depp couldn’t get more annoying (Just Jared

I think Shia LaBeouf just compared acting to being a martyr (The Superficial

Billy Bob Thornton talks about his blood sharing with Angelina Jolie (Cele|bitchy

I wish I could hold up a dress like this (Hollywood Tuna

Shonda Rhimes appreciation (Pop Sugar

Uma Thurman and her daughter who looks exactly like Uma Thurman + Ethan Hawke (Too Fab

I’d wear every print in Gwen Stefani’s new video (Hollywood PQ

WHAT? I would totally be friends with Rihanna (Romance Beat

Harry Styles’s new relationship isn’t serious? I can’t believe it (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

George Clooney’s only t-shirt

October 22, 2014 18:08:22 Posted at October 22, 2014 18:08:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Clooney was out in Studio City yesterday, supposedly visiting his chiropractor. While wearing his only t-shirt. Always this t-shirt. Because he owns the company. And the company announced that it’s releasing a new variant yesterday. “We are extremely excited and proud to add our añejo after resting it to perfection in our barrels in Jalisco, Mexico. Full Story

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More honours for Matthew McConaughey

October 22, 2014 17:24:50 Posted at October 22, 2014 17:24:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matthew McConaughey received the American Cinematheque Award last night in Hollywood and it was a strong turnout. The timing is great too. Not only because he’s winning everything (but the Emmy), but also because Interstellar comes out soon, one of most highly anticipated films of the year. Of over a year. Full Story

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JLO to Vegas

October 22, 2014 16:01:41 Posted at October 22, 2014 16:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is working on a Vegas deal. Apparently she’s negotiating with The Axis at Planet Hollywood for 72 shows over 24 weeks that would pay her $350K each time. It’s similar to Britney. Except, well, didn’t you think that JLO had a lot more going on than Britney? For Britney, the Vegas thing makes sense, because …you know. Full Story

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Regal Cumberbatch

October 22, 2014 15:41:22 Posted at October 22, 2014 15:41:22
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Check out Benedict Cumberbatch on the set of the Hollow Crown yesterday in England. As you know, I don’t crank for Cumberbatch. But I’ll say here that I don’t mind him in cape and dressed in royal robes. Maybe because, back then, people from royal lineage were all sleeping with their uncles and cousins. Full Story

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