Friday, March 27, 2015
Advertise with Lainey

Dear Gossips,

Bitch Better Have My Money.

That’s all I’ve been listening to in the car. At my desk. I haven’t taken Rihanna to the gym yet but I can’t wait to break the treadmill with this song on repeat. It’s that kind of song. Makes me want to screw up my face, get up in someone else’s face, pick a fight. Go to Indiana and ask that old Pence guy …

WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?

Maybe we should send Rihanna there. Get her to tell him that his “wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car”.

Because #BBHMM is an equality anthem. The next time there’s a Hollywood emails leak and female actors aren’t paid as much as their male counterparts?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

When they whitewash a movie and cast Blake Lively in the lead role?

Bitch Better Have My Money.  Read Full Intro

I have a superpower!

March 27, 2015 20:32:06 Posted at March 27, 2015 20:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Jon Kopaloff/ David Livingston/ Getty Images

FIVE hours ago I posted this article about Aaron Paul. Click here. Read it again, all the way through, scrolling all the way down, because something just happened. 20 minutes ago, Aaron Paul updated his Instagram …with a video… of BIRDS and CHICKS and EGGS. Full Story

Gwyneth: a wasted dress and the narcissistic parent

March 27, 2015 19:47:30 Posted at March 27, 2015 19:47:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The latest feature on GOOP is about narcissistic parenting. I skimmed through it pretty quickly so maybe I’m totally off-base but my takeaway from it is that narcissistic parenting is bad. Which, I think, most people probably agree with…? Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 27, 2015 19:09:41 Posted at March 27, 2015 19:09:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d rather hear more from Shailene Woodley about this than about her confusion over feminism (Dlisted

Jessica Alba with her kids on the beach (The Superficial

Ryan Reynolds in his Deadpool suit (Just Jared

Nicole Kidman co-star drama? (Cele|bitchy

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford are cute and cold in New York (Pop Sugar

Eva Mendes has not changed in 14 years (Too Fab

Royal baby naming odds (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I’m on the dog’s side (Hollywood Tuna

No idea why there isn’t a lineup outside Gillian Anderson’s door (Pajiba

I think this was the wrong hair choice (Go Fug Yourself
 

The Outlander guy, live

March 27, 2015 17:47:23 Posted at March 27, 2015 17:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Simon Earl/ Splash News, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Gabriel Olsen/ Chelsea Lauren/ Getty Images

I was wondering why there were all these horny women standing outside our building this morning… Sam Heughan was at etalk today. I walked by on my way to pee and recognised the hair. The interview will air on April 7th. Discussion points: his charitable contributions, his upcoming projects, Scotland, his fans (they call themselves Heughlihans, OMG), and “knee porn”. Full Story

View All 18 Photos

Jake G goes full-Bale for Oscar

March 27, 2015 16:59:46 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:59:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The first trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s boxing movie Southpaw—the one he got insanely ripped for—just premiered on Eminem’s Youtube channel, of all the weird places. Once upon a time, Eminem was attached to the project, but his involvement now is limited to a song on the soundtrack and, apparently, debuting the trailer. Full Story

Katy Perry’s isolated Prismatic

March 27, 2015 16:18:58 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

While Taylor Swift continued her friend collection enemy isolation in Nashville last night, Katy Perry was in LA at the premiere of her concert film The Prismatic World Tour. Does it make you side with her more? The fact that Taylor seems to be systematically picking everyone off around her, with the exception of Rihanna who will not be bought or traded, motherf-cker, don’t you even dare? Not me. Full Story

View All 17 Photos

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris: it’s on

March 27, 2015 15:30:37 Posted at March 27, 2015 15:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Rick Diamond/ Getty Images

Yesterday I wondered about why Taylor Swift would take Calvin Harris to Nashville if they were *just* recording. Click here for a refresher. Last night Taylor was at the Kenny Chesney show. So she will, actually, get back together with country. At one point she joined Chesney on stage. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch reads a poem to a king

March 27, 2015 15:12:18 Posted at March 27, 2015 15:12:18
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Photos:
ADRIAN DENNIS/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

In 2012 the remains of King Richard III were discovered beneath a parking lot in Leicester, England. It’s an incredible story and I don’t know how it wasn’t a bigger deal—England, was this a huge deal to you? Richard III died at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485 and his remains were thought lost for centuries. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Aaron Paul goes shopping

March 27, 2015 14:52:03 Posted at March 27, 2015 14:52:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet, Vladimir Labissiere /Splash

This one is for Maria because she has an Aaron Paul thing. Or maybe it’s a Jesse Pinkman thing. Which I can’t understand because… Jesse Pinkman wasn’t exactly the sex. Is it a pity f-ck? Here’s Aaron with wife Lauren Parsekian yesterday leaving Bel Bambini which sells expensive baby products. Full Story

View All 28 Photos

Adam Sandler in The Cobbler

March 27, 2015 14:25:40 Posted at March 27, 2015 14:25:40
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I’ve seen some bad movies that have made me rage recently, but though it is a profoundly bad movie—I mean that literally, it is profound in its badness—The Cobbler starring Adam Sandler isn’t upsetting to watch. Full Story

Seclusion begins

March 27, 2015 14:01:05 Posted at March 27, 2015 14:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Prince William and Catherine stepped out today to visit the Stephen Lawrence Centre in London. Apparently it’s her final appearance before going into seclusion to have the baby, the spare. Supposedly she’s due at the end of April. So, like, an anniversary spare? They were married on April 29th. Full Story

View All 31 Photos