Friday, April 17, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

We’re all supposed to be mature after a breakup. Any kind of breakup. It’s the “right” thing to do. If that’s the world you live in – congratulations. In my world, breakups are ugly and awesomely entertaining (if you’re not the one involved).

You know what’s great about a celebrity-publicist breakup? There are no children involved. So they don’t have to be civil for the sake of the kids.

Mimi and her publicist, Cindi Berger, are no longer working together after 15 years. Berger, because it’s her job, had her side of the story out first and the suggestion was that she was the one who ended the relationship. Now TMZ is reporting that it was Mimi who walked first.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

April 17, 2015 19:54:36 Posted at April 17, 2015 19:54:36
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My takeaway from this is that everyone loves Emma Stone (Dlisted

RDJ and Chris Evans got the South Korea leg of the Avengers promotional tour (Just Jared

It’s true. I live for Kanye West’s “extreme truthfulness” (Cele|bitchy

Michael Douglas is a lot more fun than he gets credit for (TooFab

So Martha Stewart sh-ts on Gwyneth Paltrow but has love for Kanye West’s wife (The Superficial

Miley looks like a really determined hiker (Hollywood Tuna

Bad shoes on Blake Lively (Pop Sugar

Jared Leto’s joker lips (Pajiba

See? Zayn leaving affected even the blackest souls (The Hollywood Gossip

D’accord d’accord d’accord

April 17, 2015 19:04:23 Posted at April 17, 2015 19:04:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matthew McConaughey and Ken Watanabe will be in Cannes. Gus Van Sant’s Sea Of Trees will be screened in competition at the festival. Gus Van Sant + McConaughey? I’m definitely intrigued. The Croisette is going to lose its mind with the return of McConaughey, now an Oscar winner, to the Palais. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s Food Bank Challenge

April 17, 2015 18:22:48 Posted at April 17, 2015 18:22:48
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Last week, I posted about Gwyneth Paltrow participating in the Food Bank NYC Challenge after being nominated by her friend, Mario Batali. (Click here for a refresher.) Apparently, people were upset about her food photo because it was so sparse – well, now we know exactly how and why she bought what she did. Full Story

Would you “ship” this?

April 17, 2015 17:33:29 Posted at April 17, 2015 17:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Franco and Amber Heard at the The Adderall Diaries premiere last night in New York. I hate myself for writing what I’m about to write: This is the most attracted I’ve been to The Artist James Franco in a long time. He looks good, non? I like the hair. I don’t hate the beard. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick, Essayist

April 17, 2015 17:16:15 Posted at April 17, 2015 17:16:15
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Sometimes the world gives and gives, and when you think ‘oh no world, this is too much’, the world gives you more.  Anna Kendrick will release a series of ‘autobiographical humourous essays’ in the fall of 2016. I love this for three reasons. Number one, I think they will be great. Full Story

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Josh Hartnett’s missed opportunities

April 17, 2015 16:57:23 Posted at April 17, 2015 16:57:23
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I had it bad for Josh Hartnett for a while. It was after seeing 40 Days And 40 Nights. Why didn’t Shannyn Sossamon become a bigger deal? She has a PERFECT face. God I wanted to look like her. I think I still want to look like her. I certainly wanted to be her. Back to back makeout work opportunities with Heath Ledger and Josh Hartnett? Come on. Full Story

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“Brooklyn Beckham’s mom”

April 17, 2015 15:17:46 Posted at April 17, 2015 15:17:46
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That’s how some people refer to Victoria Beckham. They’re mostly under 18. And they don’t give a sh-t that she used to be a Spice and is now a fashion designer. She’s the mom of someone they know. And moms are good for holding your phone while you pose with a supermodel. Which is what Posh did last night for Brooklyn as he stood next to Cara Delevingne. Full Story

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Batman vs Superman trailer leak

April 17, 2015 14:57:35 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:57:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Warner Brothers has planned an elaborate IMAX stunt to see the first trailer for Superhero Face Punch on Monday night, but the internet, that jackhole, ruined it by spraying Bat-jizz everywhere last night and leaking the trailer early. (The internet also blew Marvel’s big Avengers: Age of Ultron Full Story

I Think We Had Too Much To Drink

April 17, 2015 14:34:52 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:34:52
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Scandal Season 4 Episode 17 recap We all love Susan Ross, Vice President, right? I know she’s a bit of a simplistic character – all good, no agenda – but I do love that they constantly underestimate her and that she’s like “well, if I’m a hero by actually fulfilling the parts of my job that are supposed to be part of my job, then [shrug]”. Full Story

April 17, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 17, 2015 14:12:22 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Virginia! So, as usual, you’re busy. You’re downsizing. You’re moving. You’re getting ready for another breast cancer walk. And you and Jay are waiting … I’ve told you before but I need to tell you again. The way you keep going and pushing, it’s a beautiful inspiration. Full Story

Thursday, April 16, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Nicki Minaj was hinting on Twitter on Tuesday that she’d had a really great night. Then she hinted some more that maybe it had something to do with a ring. After that, on Instagram, she posted a text exchange between her and Meek Mill:




A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on


I’m not big on romance but OK, that brought out a giggle. Because it feels like Teen Love, doesn’t it? Look at that ring. This ring IS Teen Love!



💛💎💍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🙈 💛

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on


I love Teen Love. Duana and I went back and forth on text celebrating Teen Love yesterday after she sent me the most beautiful article about Teen Love, or maybe it was an article about fingerbanging which, basically, is Teen Love. There are so many good lines but this is probably my favourite:

“Whenever a teen enters a new space they think: Could I fingerbang someone here?”

Anyway, Nicki Minaj is engaged. Teen Love is thriving. 

Yours in gossip,


OK so he’s in a suit

April 16, 2015 21:03:25 Posted at April 16, 2015 21:03:25
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Two days in a row of Tom Hardy. He’s at the Child 44 premiere with Noomi Rapace. I said I wanted to see him in a well-tailored suit. He’s in a well-tailored suit. Is that working for you? If I say some hair and less beard would help will he show up tomorrow with more hair and less beard? They put together a legacy trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road connecting the old with the new. Full Story

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