Duana and I were marshmallows last night. Translation for the uninitiated: We went to see Veronica Mars. Early. Like it’s been years since we showed up so early for a movie. And Duana wore the gear – a top secret, deep style cut, but the gear nonetheless. Her review will be posted later this morning/early afternoon and she’s still deciding how much to give from her initial analysis – the film only opens today, after all, so we might come back to a Part 2 on Monday – but for both us, it all goes back to that expression, so sanctimonious but irritatingly right, she keeps dropping on me whenever I ask her why Riggins and Lyla couldn’t be together:
Give the audience what they need, not what they want.
Can you do that when you’ve been Kickstarted though?
Let us know after you’ve seen it with that in mind. Read Full Intro
Do not keep this bitch waiting. God I love her already. (Dlisted)
So Lindsay Lohan was a f-cking mess at Two Broke Girls (The Superficial)
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen went to the hockey game (Just Jared)
What Posh has that I want (TooFab)
This outfit is good. But the bag is so try (Hollywood Tuna)
First licks > First kisses? (Popsugar)
I can’t picture Benedict Cumberbatch fighting, can you? (Cele|bitchy)
Jordana Brewster should be in a J Crew ad (Popoholic)
Shaq talks dick size? (Towleroad)
Love Sienna Miller’s clutch (Go Fug Yourself)
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I drank a coffee in the movie last night. Well, actually, before the movie, because we had to get there at 8pm to ensure good seats for the 9:30pm show. I never drink coffee at night anymore, and I never go to a 9:30 show. Both of these are because I’m old. So going to see the Veronica Mars Movie made me worried that I was too old to be doing it. Full Story
Sarah Michelle Gellar posted this photo of herself with husband Freddie Prinze Jr yesterday on Twitter to celebrate 200,000 followers. Look at his face! That’s the Zack Siler expression! It gave me a pang of nostalgia for the 90s. They’ve been married 12 years now, a Hollywood eternity. Full Story
Here’s someone we haven’t heard from in a while. Check out Alexander Skarsgard who IS NOT DATING ELLEN PAGE, though there was a very hardcore group of people who desperately wanted to believe this, leaving the gym yesterday. True Blood usually premieres in June. They’re almost half way through shooting Season 7, the final season of the series. Full Story
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Wow. Emma Watson looked spectacular last night at the Berlin premiere of Noah. It’s just a black dress with an interesting back. It’s not the greatest black dress I’ve ever seen. And from certain angles, the material seems kinda prommy. But none of that matters because of the styling. Full Story
Scandal Season 3 Episode 12 recap I mean, I know what I think – or who I think, and it makes me sad. But something is happening to all these people, so that’s good, at least. It’s not that it’s been slow, exactly, just that the same patterns have been happening over and over again. Full Story
Every time there's a Marvel movie coming out, they always trot out a different character or characters from the franchise to make it all happy family. I feel like Jeremy Renner shows up a lot for the others - Iron Man, Thor, Cap... But what about Hawkeye? Hawkeye is probably the weakest one, right? There was some speculation that Renner wasn't happy about Hawkeye's role in the Avengers. Full Story
The Hollywood premiere for Captain America: The Winter Soldier happened last night. It’s the first time Scarlett Johansson has appeared on a red carpet since news broke of her pregnancy. And even though I’m no expert at pregnancy, even I can tell she’s pregnant. Not by the bump, by further up. Full Story
Taylor! Happy 26th Birthday…on Logan Echolls Day, as you call it. Vintage LoVe, as you requested, is below. As for that nuzzle...OK, but is it enough to forget that his god is Xenu? And for Ann who’s moving back to Belgium from Marieke who will miss you. But you’ll always have Sherlock, right? Full Story
Things I keep thinking about but don’t understand...
1. Where is the plane!?!?
2. What kind of apps is Shaq buying for $1000 a week?
3. Why do people keep talking about The Bachelor?
4. How did Lupita Nyong’o lose out on a role to Rooney Mara?
5. Where is the plane??? Why can’t anybody agree on any information? It’s like INTOUCH Weekly and LIFE&STYLE have taken over the reporting for this entire story. WTF?!
Yours in gossip,
Sorry today about the site. We’ve having some formatting issues and it’s f-cking up my sh-t. Jacek is working on it and we hope to be back up by tonight. Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.
Cameron Diaz is sorry but not really sorry that she didn’t freeze her face (Dlisted)
Rihanna and Drake also went to the gym. OMG now I’m afraid she’s going to get bored (Just Jared)
Is Lady Gaga getting sketchy with her foundation? (The Superficial)
Miley Cyrus’s most controversial body part keeps generating controversy (Jezebel)
OH! Mini pompoms on strappy heels (Pop Sugar)
Benedict Cumberbatch photobombs U2! (Cele|bitchy)
Photo Assumption Kat Dennings’s expression standing next to Lindsay Lohan (Too Fab)
JLO in a high pony and hot pink (Hollywood Tuna)
Good gym gear on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)
This coat looks great on Jessie J (Go Fug Yourself)