Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

The nanny!

Oh my God, Ben Affleck is so…basic.

The nanny is pretty much the MiniVan Majority’s worst nightmare – it’s either Angelina Jolie or the nanny.

So the poor decision making continues. Ben Affleck cannot help himself. More on this in today’s first post.

Last night I went to the Nicki Minaj concert in Toronto. Was a really, really good show. She’s sexy as f-ck. She’s SO cute. She’s playful. She has enormous stage presence. In person, that star power is undeniable. By the end of it, I was in love with her. And afraid of her. When she tells you she’ll beat your ass, believe it.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Michelle Tanner is back?

July 29, 2015 17:37:14 Posted at July 29, 2015 17:37:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you Google it, you’ll probably see that most of the headlines suggest that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen could be returning to Netflix’s Full House new series. As you know, when it was first announced that the show was coming back, the twins were not confirmed, and it would be doubtful that they would. Full Story

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Woody Allen made the same movie again

July 29, 2015 17:08:13 Posted at July 29, 2015 17:08:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Woody Allen makes basically two movies: Annie Hall, and Crimes and Misdemeanors. When he’s on his game, you get, well, Annie Hall and Crimes and Misdemeanors. When he’s not, you get Magic in the Moonlight and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion. His latest movie—his forty-fifth, which means we should get sentimental about a milestone but ugh, this f*cking guy—is Irrational Man, and it’s a watered down, sh*tty version of Crimes and Misdemeanors. Full Story

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Ben’s denials and the tabloid competition

July 29, 2015 15:48:49 Posted at July 29, 2015 15:48:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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US Weekly’s cover story about Ben Affleck dating the nanny is a major get for the magazine, especially over PEOPLE. His publicist has been working hard to get out the denial, telling Gossip Cop that: “People’s lives are at stake, and they chose to try to sell more magazines” with “lies. Full Story

Tom Cruise waited

July 29, 2015 15:24:41 Posted at July 29, 2015 15:24:41
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As mentioned the other day, I interviewed Tom Cruise at the Toronto premiere of Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation on Monday night for etalk. Am breaking up the analysis of the interview into different parts because there’s so much to say. Full Story

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Cara Delevingne’s cringey interview

July 29, 2015 14:00:26 Posted at July 29, 2015 14:00:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cara Delevingne was interviewed by Good Morning Sacramento recently to promote Paper Towns. I interviewed Cara last year at TIFF. I found her beguiling and sweet and real. None of that showed up this time though, with this particular outlet. But there were problems on both sides. First of all, they called her Carla. Full Story

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Ben Affleck and the nanny

July 29, 2015 13:05:30 Posted at July 29, 2015 13:05:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

US Weekly has the exclusive – Ben Affleck is dating a woman who used to be the nanny. Her name is Christine Ouzounian, 28 years old. Supposedly she and Ben started dating during Ben and Jennifer Garner’s secret 10 month trial separation. Whatever. We’ve already analysed the legitimacy of that 10 month trial separation – click here Full Story

July 29, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 29, 2015 12:56:14 Posted at July 29, 2015 12:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paula! Happy Birthday with love from Domenico AND Carolina who both requested for you some photos of Colin O’Donoghue. I’m very happy to know that William has not come between you and the gossip, especially when it’s been such a busy summer. Have the best day!  Full Story

Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

I read a great article this morning over at Vulture about pop culture and canon. Specifically the tenuous relationship between creators and fans and the territorial conflict that can arise when they don’t agree. Or when new creators come on board and start to expand the universe. It’s the cause of a lot of geek angst.  It might be the cause of most geek angst. I’ve seen it. Sarah and I saw a lot of it in our inboxes this season during Game Of Thrones. And there was that one time she got yelled at for calling it “Dr” Strange instead of “Doctor” Strange.

It’s unfair though to say that this is only a nerd thing because it’s not like people don’t get pissed off when someone does a cover of a classic song and they don’t like the interpretation and all kinds of shouting breaks out on the internet.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 28, 2015 20:22:01 Posted at July 28, 2015 20:22:01
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I can’t stop staring at this and asking… is this REALLY Mickey Rourke? (Dlisted

Love the black coat Selena Gomez is wearing here (Just Jared

Beyonce looks amazing here (Cele|bitchy

Long bridal sleeves on Ashlee Simpson (Pop Sugar)

Some guy you’ve never heard of hates Taylor Swift and now you’ve heard of him (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Miley Cyrus is still mad at VOGUE (OK!

I’m really into how Mila Kunis is wearing these pants (Popoholic

Mimi’s getting a star today! (College Candy)

Not a mic drop but a mic throw. Or toss? (Jezebel
 

Seth Rogen’s other f*ck-off holiday movie

July 28, 2015 20:10:48 Posted at July 28, 2015 20:10:48
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Last holiday season’s movie talk was dominated by The Interview, the Seth Rogen movie that may or may not have prompted the Sony Hack. Sony famously dumped The Interview’s release, fearing further action from the hackers—they were already on their knees, it wasn’t an unreasonable thought—and ultimately it landed online, available through Google and Sony platforms. Full Story

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Jon Stewart’s long goodbye

July 28, 2015 17:32:25 Posted at July 28, 2015 17:32:25
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As Jon Stewart winds down his reign as the host of The Daily Show, which over his sixteen years on the air he’s turned into a late-night institution, Comedy Central has been putting together videos memorializing different aspects of his time on the show, like this one Full Story

Hemsworth Vacation

July 28, 2015 16:58:32 Posted at July 28, 2015 16:58:32
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Chris Hemsworth is in Vacation. The Hollywood premiere happened Monday night. His two actor brothers, Liam and Luke, showed up to support. The last time I wrote about the Hemsworths was the first time Duana’s ever been interested in them. It’s the sibling thing. Liam was at Comic-Con. Full Story

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