Friday, August 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend. On Friday, before a long weekend, you really don’t want to work that hard. You don’t want to have to scramble. Thursday is good. Thursday you’re still focused. Friday is all about your boss letting everyone go early and, if you can get away with it, coasting through the morning.

It worked out for everyone. Except, maybe, Jon Voight. Who wasn’t invited. And now he’s talking to anyone who will talk to him, including the Daily Mail, telling them that he’ll be going to Europe to see Brange and the children next week…

Dude. No wonder you weren’t invited. It’s the Daily Mail. Don’t be surprised if they don’t open the door.

It’s been such a great year in gossip so far. And it always picks up in the fall. Enjoy this holiday weekend then. No blog on Monday but we’re balls in on Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

August 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 29, 2014 14:09:37 Posted at August 29, 2014 14:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My cousin Cat is 40 years old today – Happy Birthday Kit-Fu! Cat is big on Rafael Nadal…who is not playing right in the US Open due to injury. Here he is on holiday last month. And for Linda from your daughter Lauren – Happy Birthday! She says you’re the “best mom and nana ever”. Full Story

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Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Festival Cara

August 28, 2014 21:27:46 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cara Delevingne was hanging out in New York yesterday. Next week? She’ll be in Toronto. She’s in a film called The Face Of An Angel screening at TIFF. Festival Cara. Film festivals are about movies, of course. And red carpets, always. And…the parties. As we’ve seen, this girl knows how to party. Full Story

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More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 28, 2014 19:35:43 Posted at August 28, 2014 19:35:43
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Sasha Finds metallic heel shoes and fall bags in LifeStyle

Girl Sh-t Female Anchor Edition: Katie Couric vs Diane Sawyer (Dlisted)

High fashion Beysus (Just Jared)

Ariana Grande is already preparing us for a Miley transition (Cele|bitchy)

Kanye West is like family with the paps (The Superficial)

I guess in addition to Jennifer Aniston, we might have to think about Billy Bob Thornton today (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Brange before the wedding (Pop Sugar)

Keira Knightley is topless but I can only look at those amazing pants (Too Fab)

Johnny Depp’s fiancée is topless too but who gives a sh-t? (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens pre-kiss (Popoholic)

They hemmed up Jennifer Westfeldt’s dress at the Emmys and I don’t think that was a good call (Go Fug Yourself)

Billion Dollar Alba

August 28, 2014 19:26:29 Posted at August 28, 2014 19:26:29
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It’s a very good day for Jessica Alba. No, she didn’t get a part in a movie, but her other career is doing quite well. According to the NY Post) The Honest Co. is expanding and received a huge $1 billion valuation after raising $70 million in capital (to add to the $52 million it has already raised). Full Story

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George Clooney congratulates Brange

August 28, 2014 17:18:47 Posted at August 28, 2014 17:18:47
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Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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Andrew Garfield, Forever Child

August 28, 2014 16:28:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 16:28:54
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Do you buy Andrew Garfield as an adult? I don’t know that I do. He’s 31 years old, I know that academically, but I don’t think I really know that. Because when I see Garfield, I don’t think “grown ass man”. He’s a Forever Child, which is why it’s totally believable for him to be playing Peter Parker in the Spider-Man movies—he looks like he should still be in college. Full Story

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Emma Stone in dark green

August 28, 2014 15:58:18 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:58:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Someone sent me an email yesterday after seeing Emma Stone at the Venice Film Festival gala premiere of Birdman expressing disappointment about the dress. I was confused. This dress, to me, on her, isn’t disappointing at all. This is such a gorgeously rich dark green. It’s stunning against her skin, her hair. Full Story

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Perving on James McAvoy

August 28, 2014 15:43:51 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:43:51
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Best day ever. Brange is married. Drama at the Beygency. And James McAvoy photos! We just need Hot Prince Harry to pull his pants down now. So here’s James McAvoy in New York yesterday promoting The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby. I feel like he’s never looked/been sexier. Or, you know, you could just listen to him talking to Letterman about his bachelor party. Full Story

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Daddy Dearest

August 28, 2014 15:22:09 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:22:09
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For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story

The Masters Brange

August 28, 2014 14:50:33 Posted at August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

August 28, 2014 13:55:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:55:54
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Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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