Friday, May 22, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Last week I used Miley Cyrus as an excuse to talk about Brandon Flowers. Have I mentioned that I’m obsessed with Brandon Flowers? Anyway, in that post (click here for a refresher), I gossip-wished Brandon covering Don’t Get Me Wrong for Miley’s next Backyard Session. Well, he performed in London last night. And he covered Don’t Get Me Wrong. But instead of Miley, He.Sang.It.With.Chrissie.Hynde.

Um…

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to restrain myself from watching this too many times because he is so f-cking hot in this video, I might not be able to work. Oh and he also performed it on BBC Radio 2 live at Maida Vale studios. It’s the second embedded video below, start at 19:44. God. He sounds gorgeous.

Anyway, like I said, I have to work. So I have to ignore my Google alerts. But this photo attached first is from his new interview about The Desired Effect with the LA Times – click here to read it. Or, you know, just stare at his face. Which you can also do while watching the new lyric video for I Can Change that was just released yesterday. That’s the third video embedded.

OK. I’m trying. I’m trying to work. Heading back to Toronto today so I’ve worked overnight to prepare most of today’s articles and they’ll be rolled out through the morning. The flight is supposed to have wifi so, hopefully if it’s running, I’ll write the rest from the air.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Zoe & Jake

May 22, 2015 16:05:14 Posted at May 22, 2015 16:05:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Timur Emek/ Gisela Schober/ Dave M. Benett/ amfAR15/ Alex B. Huckle/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Jake Gyllenhaal was also at the amfAR gala last night and spent some time hanging out with Zoe Kravitz. I’m about to put Zoe Kravitz on my Five List. Am obsessed with her. She’s a charismatic performer. She’s Even though she’s active on social media, she still manages to maintain a distance, a mystery, remaining unknowable. Full Story

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Citizen Tink

May 22, 2015 15:32:47 Posted at May 22, 2015 15:32:47
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Continuing the trend of turning their classic cartoons into live action spectacles, Disney announced that the next property to get the Real Boy treatment will be a kind of Peter Pan spin-off centered on Tinker Bell. The movie is called Tink and it will star AMERICAN CITIZEN Reese Witherspoon as the saucy fairy sidekick of Peter Pan. Full Story

Leo like a boss

May 22, 2015 15:12:36 Posted at May 22, 2015 15:12:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Like he would miss the amfAR gala, right? Because he's so charitable. And also because models. They're everywhere in Cannes but at the fundraisers they're especially important because the old rich dudes feel more generous when they're around. It's a big dick-off, all of them throwing their money around like it's attached to very large penises. Full Story

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Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are complicated and wealthy together

May 22, 2015 14:46:38 Posted at May 22, 2015 14:46:38
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It was announced yesterday that Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak will be paid 7.5 million dollars for a book that explores the details of their complicated, untraditional relationship. Seven Point Five MILLION dollars.  Yes, publishing gives big advances to celebrity authors who are likely to sell well, and Kaling’s first memoir did well and to be honest, was maybe my favourite of the comedy memoirs that came out in the past few years – certainly the best since Bossypants. Full Story

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Marion, Michael, and Alicia

May 22, 2015 14:16:03 Posted at May 22, 2015 14:16:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Marion Cotillard and Michael Fassbender looked like they were having a great time together last night at the amfAR gala in Cannes ahead of the premiere of Macbeth at the festival, one of the most highly anticipated films in competition. Two new clips have just been released showing Fassbender’s Macbeth at his coronation, looking well on his way to derangement, and then later in battle with some curious directing decisions, at least to me. Full Story

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Chris Pratt gives drunk acting lessons

May 22, 2015 13:47:34 Posted at May 22, 2015 13:47:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah

As part of his cover feature in June’s GQ, Chris Pratt filmed a little comedy segment for the internet in which he gives acting lessons, except he got hammered and started the bit by saying he’s too drunk to do the bit. He then proceeds to do the bit while being obviously three sheets to the wind. Full Story

Gwyneth gets stuck

May 22, 2015 13:25:28 Posted at May 22, 2015 13:25:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and so many of you do (which I’ll never understand because what would gossip be with only Kate Middletons and no Gwyneth Paltrows?), this is your birthday. G appeared last night on the Red Nose Day special on NBC. She was supposed to be like some kind of action hero, jumping down from a helicopter, rolling onto the roof, and arriving on stage on a wire, strapped into a harness…. Full Story

Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Buzzfeed posted a photo on Twitter yesterday that made me hug myself. The Khaleesi and Neville Longbottom!

 

 

It came from Matthew Lewis’s Instagram. They’re working together on Me Before You which, presumably, is the film adaptation of Jojo Moyes’s novel of the same name. I wrote about Me Before You in January 2013; after two more readings since then I still can’t decide how I feel about it. But as a movie, it has the potential to become what Nicholas Sparks books-to-movies used to be. You remember how you left the theatre ugly-sobbing after The Notebook? This is what will happen when Me Before You comes out.

By the way, Neville is not playing the male lead. He is, however, showing you his abs and his junk on the cover of Attitude Magazine. I don’t like my Neville when he’s trying to be Justin Bieber and/or Scott Eastwood.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Smutty Tingles

May 21, 2015 21:02:13 Posted at May 21, 2015 21:02:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is apparently kind of a Travolta? Too bad the source on this is sh-t (Dlisted

Another record for Taylor Swift (Just Jared

Terrible material on Rachel Weisz's dress. Terrible. (Cele|bitchy)  

Wait what? Nina Dobrev and Zedd? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jennifer Lawrence and IKEA  (Hollywood PQ

Vanessa Hudgens is turning New York into Coachella (Popoholic

Why does everyone think their own wedding videos are so interesting? (Romance Beat

Omg this dress on Fan Bingbing (Go Fug Yourself)   
 

Johnny Depp's Australian drama

May 21, 2015 18:00:09 Posted at May 21, 2015 18:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Holy sh-t it's been one drama after another for Johnny Depp in Australia. And it's not like Australia is unwelcoming of celebrities. As Nicole pointed out in an email to me this morning, when Brange was there last year for Unbroken, they were beloved by the Aussie public. That said, they weren't constantly threatening to bail or compromising the country's quarantine. Full Story

Yet more Civil War: Everyone can still get it

May 21, 2015 17:25:52 Posted at May 21, 2015 17:25:52
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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More photos from the Atlanta set of Captain America: Civil War, including Scarlett Johansson sporting what I think is Black Widow’s best-ever wig, and Paul Rudd reporting to set. Rudd will make his debut as Ant-Man in a couple months, but he’s already moving up the ranks to full-blown Avenger for Civil War. Full Story

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Leo's on the boat

May 21, 2015 15:47:57 Posted at May 21, 2015 15:47:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh hey. I haven't posted any shots of Leonardo DiCaprio on a boat in Cannes yet. So. Here. How many billionaires offered him the opportunity? And how do you choose which one to accept? Is it possible that he's renting it on his own? Why spend his own money when there's an obscenely wealthy starf-cker willing to take care of the expenses? People were all impressed earlier this week when Leo bid $20k for a bag for his ma at a charity event. Full Story

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