Things I keep thinking about but don’t understand...
1. Where is the plane!?!?
2. What kind of apps is Shaq buying for $1000 a week?
3. Why do people keep talking about The Bachelor?
4. How did Lupita Nyong’o lose out on a role to Rooney Mara?
5. Where is the plane??? Why can’t anybody agree on any information? It’s like INTOUCH Weekly and LIFE&STYLE have taken over the reporting for this entire story. WTF?!
Yours in gossip,
Sorry today about the site. We’ve having some formatting issues and it’s f-cking up my sh-t. Jacek is working on it and we hope to be back up by tonight. Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.
Cameron Diaz is sorry but not really sorry that she didn’t freeze her face (Dlisted)
Rihanna and Drake also went to the gym. OMG now I’m afraid she’s going to get bored (Just Jared)
Is Lady Gaga getting sketchy with her foundation? (The Superficial)
Miley Cyrus’s most controversial body part keeps generating controversy (Jezebel)
OH! Mini pompoms on strappy heels (Pop Sugar)
Benedict Cumberbatch photobombs U2! (Cele|bitchy)
Photo Assumption Kat Dennings’s expression standing next to Lindsay Lohan (Too Fab)
JLO in a high pony and hot pink (Hollywood Tuna)
Good gym gear on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)
This coat looks great on Jessie J (Go Fug Yourself)
Lupita Nyong’o is dating K’naan. And according to US Weekly they’ve been together since September. The magazine also reports that the two are based in New York. But even though it’s been over 6 months, she apparently hasn’t met his children, supposedly because they’re “taking things slow”. Full Story
Sarah Jessica Parker let VOGUE.com into her house to answer 73 questions. Before we begin, please know that I don’t notice home sh-t. It’s never my focus. I’ve never watched a home improvement show. I don’t buy home design magazines. But I understand that it’s a huge industry and that people get really into it so by all means, please let me know your thoughts on her couch and her paint colour and what you think of her lighting. Full Story
Check out Emma Watson on the cover of the new issue of ELLE. I really love this cover. Is it because I’m seeing it as a throwback to the 80s? It’s the hair. And the denim shirt. For some reason Cindy Crawford came to mind. Then I looked through some of the other shots and it was Natalie Portman who I couldn’t stop thinking about. Full Story
The last we heard of Joe Wright’s reimagining of Peter Pan, titled simply Pan, Garrett Hedlund had just signed on to play Captain Hook, which was very interesting. Since then, Hugh Jackman has been confirmed as the bad guy, Blackbeard—has Jackman ever played a villain before? I’m into it—and we’ve learned that the movie will start circa World War II and they will, in fact, be casting Peter as young boy (so much for Pan & Hook, Pirate Bros, booo). Full Story
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Vicki! Kara told me what’s happening today – good luck! She’s right: your children are so lucky to have you. This, by the way, is the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s philosophy. I’ve been paying her back my whole life for giving me life. Here’s Channing Tatum to help you through. Full Story
I’m wearing earrings today. Little studs my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, shoved at me at her birthday party on Saturday. Not a gift though. It’s a fortune telling/feng shui good luck thing. Because I don’t normally do accessories. Just a gold chain I never take off around my neck with a rooster pendant hanging from it, also for fortune telling/feng shui. At the Oscars I didn’t wear earrings and my hair was up. Ma watched the red carpet show and wouldn’t get off my ass about how there was nothing to “catch” my luck from falling down.
Earrings plug the holes. They catch the “missed opportunities”. But I forgot to wear the earrings on The Social on Monday and Tuesday. And she was all over me about it last night on the phone. Twenty minutes I had to listen to her bitch at me about how I was wasting so much luck by not wearing earrings. Read Full Intro
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The biggest movie star in the world is coming to The Social next week. On Tuesday. You should take the day off work. Because there may never be a more famous name on our show. Who? Miss Piggy. OBVIOUSLY. Oh My God, Piggy is coming. It’s because she’s promoting the new movie, Muppets Most Wanted. Full Story
Jared Leto is exposing Lupita Nyong’o to some bad influences (Dlisted)
Amy & Julia at the Hall Of Fame (Just Jared)
The new Flash suit looks suuuuuuper low budget (The Superficial)
Animals on swimwear! (Hollywood Tuna)
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn: more love on the beach (Pop Sugar)
Tilda Swinton is the only person who can get away with “sweetheart” (Cele|bitchy)
Stacy Keibler got a ring and now she might be getting a baby (Too Fab)
I can’t stop perving on this video (Hollywood PQ)
This is a wedding to watch (Romance Beat)
Julia Roberts wants to jack Jennifer Aniston’s style (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
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Jennifer Lopez was on the radio the other day. She was asked a question about a raft and saving only one person: Ben Affleck or Sean Combs. You can see the video below. What I want to talk about first is that she still calls him Puffy. Of course she does. He was Puffy when they were together. Full Story
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INTOUCH Weekly has obtained a piece of paper they claim belonged to Lindsay Lohan. According to the magazine, Lohan was at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, boasting to some friends about all the famous people she’s had sex with and then, when she was done namechecking (namef-cking?), she discarded the list and now someone has turned it over to a tabloid. Full Story
The Captain America junkets have been happening over the last few days. Already? That’s what I thought. But it’s March 12. And the movie comes out April 4. So, yeah, already. The movie was screened for the journalists and some nerds. Reaction? Sarah has been saying it’s good. Full Story