Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Today was Lindsay Lohan’s deadline to complete community service. There was a lot of speculation about whether or not she’d actually be able to do it. And if she couldn’t, she supposedly was going to flee the country on some rich dude’s payroll. Amazingly, she got it done, just in time. According to TMZ, Lohan has logged 125 hours and will be finally off probation. And how did this happen? Here’s how she put it on Instagram:

“Hard work pays off.” Yes. The hard work involved putting in “nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done”.

So… 8 hours a day is considered hard work now?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tami Taylor and the stoners

May 28, 2015 19:44:23 Posted at May 28, 2015 19:44:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A red band trailer for American Ultra, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart, has been released. And it opens with the “n” word. I want to start there because if I don’t start there, it minimises the offence. And it becomes an afterthought. Which, it shouldn’t be an afterthought. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 28, 2015 19:11:01 Posted at May 28, 2015 19:11:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Hardy says “no” and you say “yes, please” (Dlisted

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox have collected Sia (Just Jared

Kellan Lutz wants you to know he’s not dumb (Cele|bitchy

A new candidate for the title of January Jones’s baby father (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Emmanuelle Chriqui is f-cking gorgeous (Hollywood Tuna)   

I couldn’t sit through Natalie Portman’s Harvard speech. Am I a dick? (Popoholic

Jeremy Renner crashes a wedding and won’t take photos with the bride and groom? (Romance Beat

You know, I would consider a fireman calendar featuring The Rock (Go Fug Yourself

Taylor’s “changed” Calvin

May 28, 2015 17:19:33 Posted at May 28, 2015 17:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Peter Cepeda/ INFphoto.com/ Splash News

Here are Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris leaving her NYC apartment separately today. As usual, she’s in a crop. Under coveralls. I can’t hate this look. If I was as tall as she is, I would totally try it. As you know, Taylor and Calvin went out for dinner the other night holding hands. Full Story

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Strange gets SWINTON-ed

May 28, 2015 16:06:17 Posted at May 28, 2015 16:06:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Han Myung-Gu/ Chung Sung-Jun/ Getty Images

In a bit of news beamed straight to us from outer space, Tilda Motherf*cking Swinton is in talks with Marvel to appear in Dr. Strange as Dr. Stephen Strange’s mentor, the Ancient One. Dr. Strange is, of course, being played by Brambles Crumplesnort, King of the Reptiloids of Garlactaca-9. And Swinton, as we all know, is an alien queen come to enlighten us with her radiance. Full Story

Emma & Andrew after the premiere

May 28, 2015 15:33:35 Posted at May 28, 2015 15:33:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Emma Stone met up with Andrew Garfield after the Aloha premiere last night to see Will Butler perform at The Troubadour. You’ll recall, almost exactly a year ago, Andrew starred in Arcade Fire’s We Exist video, partly shot at Coachella, and buzzed his head – click here Full Story

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Rachel & Emma no Bradley

May 28, 2015 15:14:50 Posted at May 28, 2015 15:14:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeffrey Mayer/ Steve Granitz/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

Rachel McAdams and Emma Stone joined director Cameron Crowe at the premiere of Aloha in LA last night. Bradley Cooper’s doing The Elephant Man every night in London so he couldn’t be there. But… do you miss him when these two women are around? I don’t. Aloha opens tomorrow. Full Story

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Warner Brothers/DC bags their first Chris

May 28, 2015 14:43:13 Posted at May 28, 2015 14:43:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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For years Marvel has dominated the market of white actors named Chris, building a veritable Chris army with the likes of Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. But now Warner Brothers/DC is striking back, claiming a Chris of their own—Chris Pine, who is negotiating to co-star in Wonder Woman. Full Story

Just in time for summer…

May 28, 2015 14:32:14 Posted at May 28, 2015 14:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

This is happening again… Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez. Right now, it’s blowing up on Twitter. Because last night they showed up together on Snapchat with some friends and Rich Wilkerson Jr, the pastor. And you know how this sh-t works. If they didn’t want you to know they were hanging out and coming to these conclusions, they wouldn’t have allowed themselves to be posted so that you would see them hanging out and come to these conclusions. Full Story

Hollywood Comedy Roundtable

May 28, 2015 14:16:45 Posted at May 28, 2015 14:16:45
Duana Posted by Duana

I almost didn’t clock that this was the ‘potential Emmy roundtable’ session that happens every year, because of how much fun this group is. In the past, these roundtables always seem to be about ‘serious’ performers - but almost everyone in this group feels like a legit funny person who just happens to be on a show that airs every week. Full Story

Has she had enough yet?

May 28, 2015 14:02:25 Posted at May 28, 2015 14:02:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember when he turned up in a small, out-of-the-way-of-Hollywood town not too long ago, for no apparent reason? He was trying to go undercover. Because it turns out, he was there with a woman…a very attractive woman… who is not his wife. They were seen holding hands at the hotel. Full Story

May 28, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 28, 2015 13:53:58 Posted at May 28, 2015 13:53:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Olivia! Happy 15th Birthday from Kim. I’m told you and I are Brandon Flowers “soul sisters”? Here are some older shots of him with shorter hair taken last September at a tribute for George Harrison. See, when I remember the short hair, I can’t decide what I like more. Scrubs in the City is happening on June 4th … and the theme this year: Tokyo! A week from today, Evergreen Brick Works will become Shibuya in support of SickKids Hospital, home to Canada’s largest, hospital-based child health research institute. Full Story

Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

In the heat of an obsession, there’s nothing more satisfying than when your google alert goes off in the morning. Brandon Flowers was on BBC Breakfast today. He played a show in Leeds last night, then got up at 5am to make it to the interview, and they asked him about that, about looking so fresh when he had to sleep on the bus…which, basically, was their segue into asking him about his lifestyle – being a rock star and a family man, being a rock star and a Mormon. That’s part of the fascination for me as well. How does that work? Does it work? Are we too cynical? As he says, “it’s definitely a topic that comes up a lot”. It came during his conversation on NPR too. You can listen here  Read Full Intro

Where was This Hot Bitch?

May 27, 2015 20:55:57 Posted at May 27, 2015 20:55:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karadshow/ Splash News

As many of you pointed out in your Cannes emails…the reason why Cannes amfAR was so boring this year was because This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone wasn’t there. She’s there EVERY year. And they go bananas for her every year. That kind of adulation is addictive. I’ve seen her get off on it. Full Story

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