Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

What I really want to do here is to write about Serial. But it’s 9 o’clock in the morning and many of you probably haven’t listened to it yet, the final episode. Fine. Can we talk about how and why there are only 12 episodes?

Why not extend it all season like a network television show? Who says Serial has to be cable? Who says Serial has to be HBO? It’s not like we WON’T RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS, GODDAMMIT! If I could figure out how to do that, I would have posted that last sentence in ever increasing font sizes so you could appreciate how I’m gradually getting louder and Louder and LOUDER.

At what point does something become a hate-listen the way a television show becomes a hate-watch? And are we there yet with Serial?

Am tempted, when it slows down next week, to do a live-blog about this so we can all yell our theories at each other and end up blueballed and unsatisfied.  Read Full Intro

Santa Harry

December 18, 2014 18:43:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Hot Harry was seen arriving at Buckingham Palace for the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday. Prince William and Catherine too. It was a royal convoy. On December 5 however Harry was in Lesotho for his foundation Sentebale. The pictures have just been released. And they’ve been selected by Harry himself…with captions. Full Story

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Sony Hack: Racism edition part 3 starring Denzel Washington

December 18, 2014 16:34:18 Posted at December 18, 2014 16:34:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So a new batch of emails from the Sony Hack now involve Denzel Washington. It’s a message from an unnamed producer to Michael Lynton, Chair & CEO. According to Radar, the producer writes that it’s bad business to keep casting Denzel Washington in movies because international audiences don’t want to watch black actors. Full Story

The Last Colbert Report

December 18, 2014 16:09:23 Posted at December 18, 2014 16:09:23
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s a day for lasts. The last Serial, and tonight, the last episode of The Colbert Report. Tonight Stephen Colbert signs off as his fake-conservative persona and next year, he’ll re-emerge as simply himself, taking over David Letterman’s Late Show. For nine years The Colbert Report has been a late-night comedy staple, but I’m excited to see what Colbert does next. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s like Taylor Swift

December 18, 2014 15:52:25 Posted at December 18, 2014 15:52:25
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You know how for a while there we were calling Taylor Swift the “friend collector”? Look at how Jennifer Aniston is working this Oscar campaign. There are celebrities everywhere jumping up on top of each other to host Cake screenings and events and interviews etc for her, to help her push for a nomination. Full Story

Angelina’s Cleopatra determination

December 18, 2014 15:24:10 Posted at December 18, 2014 15:24:10
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Gawker continues to analyse all the information coming out of the Sony hack, in particular Amy Pascal’s emails with and between Angelina Jolie and Scott Rudin. It’s a lot of back and forth over several months. I’ll post the link below for you to go through it piece by piece but, basically, even after Rudin called her “minimally talented” and “spoiled” in February, he and Pascal continued to engage Angelina about the Cleopatra movie. Full Story

The Interview pulled after Sony Hack turns threatening

December 18, 2014 14:57:16 Posted at December 18, 2014 14:57:16
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The Sony Hack took a turn for the dangerous earlier this week when the hackers released a statement threatening violence should people go see the movie when it was to open on Christmas day. Following the threat, Sony said it would allow theater owners to back out of booking deals and not show the movie, if they should so choose. Full Story

Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s been reported all week that Amy Pascal will be losing her job at Sony imminently. At press time, this hasn’t happened yet. It’s such a mess over there right now, firing Pascal would be yet another major headline, another bad news story for a company that is balls deep in bad news. So, if they do end up letting her go, I’m not sure they’ll make that announcement while the spotlight is on them. Best to do it quietly, when people are distracted by Christmas, non?

Or maybe she won’t leave at all? According to TMZ, many major industry players are on her side. We already know how George Clooney feels about her and supposedly Jack Nicholson, Tyler Perry, and John Singleton are too.  Read Full Intro

Selena came down with the drama

December 17, 2014 21:49:09 Posted at December 17, 2014 21:49:09
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I have a friend, H, and she has an expression. It’s the best. She dropped it on me once when we were at a work meeting years ago, before I started blogging full-time. One of our colleagues, P, was upset about some negative feedback. She sulked for the rest of the session, then at the very end, when everyone was getting up to leave, she let the tears fall down her face and ran to the bathroom. Full Story

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“Wassup!” Shiloh

December 17, 2014 21:05:06 Posted at December 17, 2014 21:05:06
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Angelina Jolie, the “rule breaker” covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, the issue that members of the Academy will have during the holiday break. It’s a very strategic, very fortuitously timed release. Because it’s been kinda sh-t for the Jolie the last week or so. Full Story

Conscious Uncoupling everywhere

December 17, 2014 20:00:01 Posted at December 17, 2014 20:00:01
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Last night on etalk we counted down the Top 10 gossip stories of the year, as many other programs and outlets are doing right now. How can you have a list without Conscious Uncoupling? Gwyneth’s breakup gave us a new expression, an expression everyone used, as a joke, mostly, but still… when you add a phrase to pop culture vocabulary, it’s a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 17, 2014 19:21:29 Posted at December 17, 2014 19:21:29
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Kristen Stewart gets one last finger in before the new year (Dlisted

Anna Kendrick talks about sex toys with David Letterman (Just Jared

Would you want to open up a Lindsay Lohan every day? (The Superficial

No. No Benedict Cumberbatch. I’ve seen how you kiss. I don’t want to see you in a kissing movie (Cele|bitchy

It left a stain (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Blake Lively in the kitchen (Pop Sugar

Totally Leonardo DiCaprio in 15 years. Maybe less (Too Fab

When your tooth falls out on television (Hollywood PQ

The single girl’s Christmas card (Romance Beat

Do you really think this a Will and Kate snub? (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Worst of 2014: Martin Lawrence

December 17, 2014 18:06:28 Posted at December 17, 2014 18:06:28
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Wasn’t it? The Jennifer Lawrence Chris Martin hookup was the Pippa Middleton of celebrity couples. They could have given us so much …everything. Instead, it was a f-cking bore. But, just like Pippa, we should have known. Because HE is a bore. Because his music (now) is bland. Full Story

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