Monday, October 12, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Happy Thanksgiving! Since it’s Thanksgiving in Canada, let’s start with an update on Justin Bieber’s penis. You’ll recall, JB’s lawyers confirmed that those were indeed pictures of their client’s penis while firing off a cease and desist to the NY Daily News last week – click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 12, 2015 18:24:58 Posted at October 12, 2015 18:24:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember what I wrote earlier today about Chris Pratt? Click here for a refresher. Now look what just showed up. Click here to see. SEE??? How do you think Liam Hemsworth would react to this?

She’s crazy. The runnier the eggs, the better (Dlisted)

Brie Larson is definitely a contender. She’s wearing Valentino now (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch’s sideburns (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga and her fiancé travel with their puppy (Pop Sugar)

Nicole Kidman in conversation (TooFab)

Vin Diesel has something to prove to you (The Superficial)

The most offensive part of this outfit: the shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

Love this dress on Cate Blanchett but maybe not the length? (Go Fug Yourself)

Freeze your jeans. Seriously. Freeze them (College Candy)

Tom & Shazza!

October 12, 2015 18:12:11 Posted at October 12, 2015 18:12:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is one of my favourite lines from the Bridget Jones movies: That, of course, is Tom, “eighties pop icon who only wrote one hit record, then retired because he found that one record was guite enough to get him laid for the whole of the nineties”. It’s SO true. And the UK has so many of them. Full Story

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Johnny Depp: good in thumbnails

October 12, 2015 17:39:14 Posted at October 12, 2015 17:39:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave Benett /Mike Marsland /Dave J Hogan /Karwai Tang /Getty Images

If you don’t enlarge these photos, enjoy them in thumbnail only, Johnny Depp kinda sorta looks not as vile as you’ve grown accustomed to recently. So… maybe don’t pull them up? Because when you pull them up… Well… you just had to, didn’t you? Even though I warned you, you just had to. Full Story

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Raven-Symoné mocks names she can’t abide

October 12, 2015 17:13:59 Posted at October 12, 2015 17:13:59
Duana Posted by Duana
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The other day on The View, Raven-Symoné said she would be discriminatory towards people with certain names. You know which kinds of names. The kinds of names people laugh about, that become punchlines. Never, ever, say, Phillip. To be clear, the hosts were referencing a study about racism in judging names, and in a decision I question to begin with, illustrated their point by showing a 2009 viral video skewering allegedly ‘ghetto’ names. Full Story

Chris & Anna’s weekend in Atlanta

October 12, 2015 14:34:24 Posted at October 12, 2015 14:34:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Pratt’s been in Atlanta working on Passengers with Jennifer Lawrence. While she spent the weekend in New York with Amy Schumer and Aziz Ansari, Chris stayed back to hang out with Anna Faris. Here they are on Sunday after lunch with her dad. According to my inbox, many of you worry about these two. Full Story

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Jennifer keeps Amy’s schedule

October 12, 2015 14:11:27 Posted at October 12, 2015 14:11:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer hung out last weekend in Atlanta with Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt. Click here for a refresher. They also hung out this weekend in New York. As you know, Amy hosted Saturday Night Live. Jen showed up at the afterparty and gave Aziz a piggyback to his car at the end of the night. Full Story

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Gwyneth betrays herself

October 12, 2015 13:27:19 Posted at October 12, 2015 13:27:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow was one of six women honoured at the Variety Power of Women luncheon on Friday alongside Oprah Winfrey, Salma Hayek, Anna Kendrick, and Susan Wojcicki. G was recognised for her work with LA Kitchen, which she talks about during her remarks. Before she spoke, she was introduced by Ryan Murphy who told the audience that she’s his child’s godmother and that he used to be a fanboy, just like us: “As a younger gay, I was also obsessed with the legend of Gwyneth. Full Story

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NIAR: Noah Is Awful Regardless

October 12, 2015 12:55:52 Posted at October 12, 2015 12:55:52
Duana Posted by Duana

The Affair Season 2 Episode 2 recap This show is already better than the great show it was last year. Including the perspectives of Helen and Cole make the show better because they are less horrible people than their respective ex-partners, and I say that as someone who fully believes and/or hopes that Cole set Noah up to take the ultimate fall. Full Story

Friday, October 9, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Entertainment Weekly just put out another “reunions” issue. Felicity is the main cover. With all due respect to fans of Felicity, to me it should have been Family Ties. Maybe because it’s Thanksgiving this weekend in Canada but I feel particularly nostalgic about this show.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 9, 2015 19:05:04 Posted at October 9, 2015 19:05:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am obsessed with this video and have already watched it 6 times (Dlisted

Ellen scares Selena (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm: the new wild and crazy guys? (Cele|bitchy)

Love Pink’s long leather skirt (Pop Sugar

Katie Holmes rides the subway in a ball gown (TooFab

One woman who’s not impressed with JB’s dick (The Superficial

OK I’m going to stop complaining now about my commute (Hollywood Tuna

Zendaya looks amazing in this colour (Go Fug Yourself

What Ben Affleck did to the nanny industry (Pajiba