Thursday, July 2, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

US Weekly gave Canadians two gifts yesterday for Canada Day. We’ll get to Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch later. Let’s start with Mimi. Always Mimi. It’s 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me, the Mimi Edition. Here are my favourites:

2. I have an extreme aversion to overhead lighting. In my opinion, elevator lighting is toxic!

No one knows more about lighting than Mimi. This is a fact.

10. I dislocated my shoulder two years ago, and it was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. I had to wear a glove for a while because it affected my hand as well. Thanks to physical therapy, I’m finally glove-free!

How is this a new thing? WE KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS!!!

21. I started beauty school in the 11th grade, and a year later I was officially a beauty school dropout.

How is this a new thing? WE KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS!!! Because she repeats it in every single interview.

15. Time is irrelevant to me. I never wear a watch.

This is why the minimum wait time for Mimi is 3 hours. It’s gotten to the point now that if you have to wait less than 3 hours for Mimi to show up at an interview, you’ve failed at your job.

Click here to read the full list. What gets me is how obvious it is that Mimi thinks of herself as a mystery. The Elusive Chanteuse, indeed.

In other Mimi news, they let her walk down the stairs on James Packer’s yacht with only ONE assistant yesterday. And look. Look what happened, you fools. She stumbled. How hard could it be to install one of those stair lift on the boat? This could be Mimi!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

July 2, 2015 18:09:51 Posted at July 2, 2015 18:09:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I never thought George Clooney would give up Como (Dlisted)

Wait. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, the most perfect couple ever, can’t get into a club? (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes is a deadbeat? (Cele|bitchy)

Selena Gomez and Cody Simpson rumours (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

What will be all over the beach the next few days in America (Hollywood Tuna)

Why not flats with this outfit? (Popoholic)

And this dude expects some other woman to find this attractive? Wait. No. Never mind. Someone will (Romance Beat)

I don’t mind the top. But I HATE those boots. (Go Fug Yourself)

Magic Mike…and hot dogs (College Candy)

The Great Canadian Love Story Part 2

July 2, 2015 17:22:34 Posted at July 2, 2015 17:22:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You thought I was talking about Chavril, didn’t you? Chavril is the first couple of Canadian music, ok? The Great Canadian Love Story was always McGosling, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. And there’s been a sinkhole in Canadian hearts ever since they broke up and DID NOT GET BACK TOGETHER, even though people keep, futilely, hoping for it. Full Story

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The (second) end of Martin Lawrence…and Freida Pinto?

July 2, 2015 16:56:28 Posted at July 2, 2015 16:56:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

US Weekly has been on a tear lately on exclusive hookups and breakups. They were all over the Charlize Theron/Sean Penn split. They broke the news yesterday about Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch (we’ll get it to, hang tight), and they also reported on Wednesday that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are done, again. Full Story

Dorky Jakey sings!

July 2, 2015 16:03:30 Posted at July 2, 2015 16:03:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last night in New York. Little Shop Of Horrors. Ellen Greene in her defining role. Supported by Jake Gyllenhaal as the dorky Seymour. There are two more performances today and then that’s it, super exclusive. Every review I’ve read so far has been excellent. For Greene that’s not surprising. Full Story

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Ellen reinvents the Artisanal Wheel

July 2, 2015 15:53:05 Posted at July 2, 2015 15:53:05
Maria Posted by Maria

This week, Ellen DeGeneres launched her lifestyle site, ED by Ellen. And it’s great. You weren’t expecting that, right? The celebrity lifestyle business is so overrun with reality show stars pimping waist cinchers and movie stars curating monogrammed cocktail napkins that it feels like there literally isn’t room for another one. Full Story

Matt Damon’s ponytail…and Andy Lau!

July 2, 2015 15:16:52 Posted at July 2, 2015 15:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My head is exploding right now. Not because Matt Damon has a ponytail (although that’s some impressively thick hair, non?). But because Matt Damon and Andy Lau are shooting a movie together. Matt Damon and Andy Lau are at a press conference together. Matt Damon and Andy Lau are laughing together. Full Story

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: how to spin a divorce

July 2, 2015 14:36:10 Posted at July 2, 2015 14:36:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner confirmed that they’re divorcing on Tuesday, after all the magazines went to print, and when everyone was slowing down for the upcoming Independence Day weekend, all entertainment outlets have been rushing out their versions of why their marriage fell apart. Full Story

July 2, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 2, 2015 13:58:49 Posted at July 2, 2015 13:58:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Happy 30th birthday to our resident sunshine and member of the downtrodden leggy blonde brigade Anna, from her gossipy friends. While we know that this birthday seems loaded, we can't help but be excited for your new decade and all the promise it holds. You're starting it out with the best of both worlds - a newly-minted Canadian citizen who lives in an island paradise, you're using your charm (and rapping skills) to schmooze with tennis stars, and continuing to use your expertise and native Cancerean healing abilities to bring your clients peace and happiness (and delicious food). Full Story

Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Judy Blume is currently in Toronto promoting her new book In The Unlikely Event. Duana wrote about it a few weeks ago – click here and click here for a refresher. This is exciting. Actually, it’s the MOST exciting. And I know many of you understand. I know many of you feel the same way: that she saved us, didn’t she? I was an awkward Chinese kid living through my parents’ divorce and finding new reasons to hate myself every day, like many of you when you were growing up, and Judy’s books were always there, not necessarily to explain or to fix it, but to tell you that you should keep trying to figure it out, that she trusted that you would figure it out.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s ongoing holiday

June 30, 2015 22:23:00 Posted at June 30, 2015 22:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tomorrow is Canada Day. As you know, Mimi is my favourite way to leave for holiday. Mimi is still on holiday. With James Packer. I feel like this trip is longer than the time she actually spent on consecutive Vegas shows. Remember when Mimi was committed to a Vegas residency? That’s not the priority anymore, obviously. Full Story

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: it’s done

June 30, 2015 21:24:17 Posted at June 30, 2015 21:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every Friday for the last few weeks, we’ve been bracing for it, haven’t we? The Friday bury. Since it’s Canada Day tomorrow, and most of us in Canada are currently wrapping up for the day off, it does feel, for us here anyway, like a Friday bury. The timing works in America too as it’s Independence Day on Saturday and many in the US are taking an extra long weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 30, 2015 20:36:34 Posted at June 30, 2015 20:36:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now THIS is what I call good justice (Dlisted)

Jon Hamm plays tennis (Just Jared

Some women are surprised that Jude Law doesn’t use birth control (Cele|bitchy

Princess Charlotte’s pre-christening gossip (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I might have a bbq tomorrow and it will NOT be as classy as this one (Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence, cute purse (Popoholic

Alexa Chung: a croissant and wellies (Go Fug Yourself

One of the greatest writers of her generation is writing a film, OMG (Jezebel

Welcome to the OC, bitch! The musical (College Candy)