Thursday, October 2, 2014
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Dear Gossips, 

TMZ reported last night that Charlie Sheen is being investigated for allegedly pulling a knife on his dentist. According to a witness, he was tweaking on rock cocaine at the time. Well. I mean, are you really surprised?

What stands out for me in the story is why he was at the dentist in the first place: an abscess.

Can you imagine what the inside of his mouth must look like? After so many years of using? Drugs ravage your body. No amount of ginseng tiger blood can offset that. And somehow I always see him with a woman and her tongue down his throat.

On an unrelated note, several organisations including the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network and the National Sexual Violence Resource Centre are speaking out against the Maroon 5 Animals video (source).  I wrote about this the other day. Click here for a refresher. There is nothing sexy about stalking. There’s nothing sexy about a guy who is that obsessed. And it’s especially insulting that when they conceived of this idea, they probably thought they were being cool.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

A month is more than expected

October 2, 2014 16:31:35 Posted at October 2, 2014 16:31:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Selena Gomez returned to LA yesterday after a couple of days in Paris. Looks like she got right on the plane after the Louis Vuitton show because she’s wearing the same top she was photographed in at the event. Justin Bieber was also in Paris. He was seen with one of those younger Kardashian sisters and supposedly that was a source of conflict. Full Story

Two weeks ‘til Dead

October 2, 2014 15:21:49 Posted at October 2, 2014 15:21:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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October 12th is the premiere of The Walking Dead, season 5. Are you ready? I had to replace my DVR box over the summer and to be honest, when faced with programming the new one, I wavered on The Walking Dead. It’s half a hate-watch already, and I’m always one Rick crying jag away from being disgusted with it. Full Story

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The belly-cupping Downeys

October 2, 2014 15:07:03 Posted at October 2, 2014 15:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But first, Team Downey is on the cover of the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter. It’s a joint interview featuring RDJ and his wife Susan which doesn’t happen too often. But The Judge is a Team Downey production – their first – and they’re doing everything they can right now to make it a major hit so that they can continue to secure studio financing for future projects. Full Story

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Press night preparation

October 2, 2014 14:01:42 Posted at October 2, 2014 14:01:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Lindsay Lohan leaving The Playhouse after performing in Speed-the-Plow last night. Later on, at 3am or so, she was papped on her way out of Loulous. According to photographers, she could barely stand and seemed to be yelling shouting at a woman outside. Some dude had to break them up. Even if the fight details are disputable, the time of night is not. Full Story

October 2, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 2, 2014 13:44:28 Posted at October 2, 2014 13:44:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer! This is Adelle’s birthday wish because you’ve had a rough go. Let’s get you back to smiling like you were in this adorable photo she sent me. She also said you love a good beard on a man so…how’s Jon Hamm’s beard? Better than his freeball, right? Happy Birthday Jana! I’m sorry about your double broken heart. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I didn’t think I’d be so into George Clooney’s wedding. But I think I might be more into his wedding than I was the Brange wedding. And that, obviously, has everything to do with Amal Alamuddin.

Whether you love her or hate her, you cannot deny we’ve been given a new gossip star. Not unlike Carolyn Bessette, as many have already suggested. Except it took Bessette a long time to get comfortable in that position and, sadly, it was just as she was easing into it that she was lost. Which, afterwards, only added to her enigma. It was before social media. It was before TMZ. She kept a lot of her secrets. And we still can’t seem to get enough of wanting to know them.

That’s what’s fun about this going forward: watching how she maintains some mystery in this world of exposure, giving us just enough to be intrigued, and not enough to intrigue us some more.  Read Full Intro

Emma and her umbrella

October 1, 2014 21:24:48 Posted at October 1, 2014 21:24:48
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Emma Stone was photographed in the rain in New York today looking really cute in that hat. They never sit like that on my head, I’m so jealous. Emma makes her debut on Broadway in Cabaret very soon. She’s taking over from Michelle Williams on November 11. And, unlike Lindsay Lohan, she hasn’t been partying and travelling in the weeks leading up to her introduction. Full Story

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Joaquin or Ethan?

October 1, 2014 21:07:35 Posted at October 1, 2014 21:07:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The reports came out over two months ago: Joaquin Phoenix negotiating to play Marvel’s Dr Strange. And from very legitimate sources. But all this time has passed and still no confirmation. Everyone agreed it would be good casting. A lot of people were also surprised that he’d taken on such a big budget, big hype project. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 1, 2014 19:17:22 Posted at October 1, 2014 19:17:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OMG. Infidelity AND twincest? (Dlisted

More celebrities at Louis Vuitton  (Just Jared

Leann Rimes is practically a Twi-hard now. Isn’t that what Twi-hards do?  (The Superficial

Tom Hiddleston’s traveling bromances (Cele|bitchy)  

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were at this party too, so were they all laughing together at Orlando? (Hollywood Tuna

Mrs Timberlake on the beach in Hawaii (Pop Sugar

Gillian Anderson looks amazing on the cover of Red Magazine (Too Fab

JB and a Kardashian together in Paris (Hollywood PQ

Reactions to Tinder fraud (Romance Beat

I really don’t think Jennifer Lawrence gives a sh-t (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
 

Annie’s amazing red lip

October 1, 2014 18:02:03 Posted at October 1, 2014 18:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway covers UK ELLE in advance of the release of Interstellar, expected to be one of the biggest movies of the season. Um. Sarah emailed me the other telling me it’s over 2 hours and 45 minutes…WHAT??? See that’s going to take an entire day of planning for me. To be able to accommodate an almost 3 hour movie, everything else has to be moved around. Full Story

Taylor Swift’s British VOGUE debut

October 1, 2014 17:31:32 Posted at October 1, 2014 17:31:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You see the difference when she’s styled editorially? I LOVE how they’ve dressed her for this. Even though they’re good girl colours and it’s not a total departure from her palate, the vibe is so fresh and funky and she looks great with her hair punked up like this. All of it is of course in service of the release of the new album. Full Story

Jesus Bale is back!

October 1, 2014 16:54:10 Posted at October 1, 2014 16:54:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah

One of my favorite things ever is Jesus Bale, or what happens when Christian Bale gets particularly hirsute. How can you not love this? It cracks me up every time. So I’m really excited to see in the new Exodus: Gods & Guyliner trailer that Jesus Bale is making a comeback, and yes, I did little happy claps to see him once again. Full Story

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Brad Pitt and his kids

October 1, 2014 16:03:20 Posted at October 1, 2014 16:03:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brange did not attend the Amal-George wedding this weekend. But every day since they’ve been making headlines. She bought him some crazy expensive watch. Click here for more details. Then PEOPLE ran a feature about their first month of marriage. Full Story