Wednesday, July 9, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You been on Pottermore lately? Have you read it yet? Man, when I heard about it, I felt the same way I did lining up at midnight for the newest book. I thought I’d never feel that way again.

Rita Skeeter’s article is only 1500 words long and, ha, it’s a gossip column. With hilarious bits like this:

"Should we read anything into the fact that (Harry Potter’s) wife Ginevra has been perfectly happy to leave her husband and children behind in London whilst reporting on (the Quidditch World Cup)?”

Harry and Ginny are Brange!

God it was good to reconnect with these people. To read any detail, no matter how benign. Sometimes, the more benign, the better. And the way she did it, it was like, here’s what they’re up to, but, no I don’t really have to commit to this but since Rita’s just a tabloid reporter, none of this will stick.  Read Full Intro

More on Eva & Ryan pregnancy reports

July 9, 2014 20:49:34 Posted at July 9, 2014 20:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dominic Chan/ WENN

First it was OK! and STAR. Click here for my post from earlier today. Now US Weekly and Access Hollywood are on it. Both outlets claim their sources confirm the reports. And US and Access Hollywood are a lot more legit than the other two. Full Story

More Wahlbergs

July 9, 2014 20:21:03 Posted at July 9, 2014 20:21:03
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Andreas Rentz /Getty Images, Splash News

Here’s Rhea Durham, wife of Mark Wahlberg, yesterday in LA. The agency photo captioned these shots as follows: “A possibly pregnant Rhea Durham and her daughter leave Anastasia.” Bump Watch is not my favourite gossip tool. However, the story here is not analysing her bump but the mass proliferation of Wahlbergs! Holy sh-t! If they’re having another baby, that makes five. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 9, 2014 19:27:52 Posted at July 9, 2014 19:27:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elisabeth Hasselbeck in a rage (Dlisted)

If I were Anne Hathaway, I’d rethink wearing Valentino going forward (Just Jared)

I feel like she and Gerard Butler would make sense (The Superficial)

OMG. Chris Pratt might really be our movie star future. He’s a hair superhero too! (Cele|bitchy)

I like this length on Vanessa Hudgens (Too Fab)

Ummm…I kinda love this look. Is that bad? (Hollywood Tuna

George Takei’s TED Talk (Towleroad)

Come ON. You sure this isn’t a photo shoot? (Pop Sugar)

More lip colour, Nina! More lip colour! (Popoholic)

The Chucks make this outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Prince underwater

July 9, 2014 18:01:01 Posted at July 9, 2014 18:01:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
JUSTIN TALLIS /WPA Pool /Getty Images

Prince Charles and Prince William visited with the UK governing body for scuba diving today. Then Will went underwater. In a wetsuit. You want me to be perv for you? In some shots he covered with a towel. But I did find one for you of him descending into the pool. Have at ‘er. He’s in pretty good shape, non? Will was busy today. Full Story

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JB’s new girl

July 9, 2014 16:31:54 Posted at July 9, 2014 16:31:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
RCF/, KAT /Splash News

Her name is Yovanna Ventura. A model? Come ON. Is that her real name? They went for lunch together in LA yesterday. She’s 18. He’s 20. As for the nature of their relationship… Well, if we’re basing it on social media, I’d say it’s definitely more than friends. Full Story

Exodus: the trailer

July 9, 2014 15:50:50 Posted at July 9, 2014 15:50:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first trailer for Exodus: Gods and Kings was released yesterday. Or Gladiator 2 by Ridley Scott. Christian Bale stars as Moses. Joel Edgerton is Ramses. They were brothers. Now they’re adversaries. God’s picking sides. Or you could say Moses is Jon Snow. Except Robb Stark didn’t grow up to hate him. Full Story

Blake Lively July 23

July 9, 2014 14:22:53 Posted at July 9, 2014 14:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Andres Otero /WENN

Last year Blake Lively revealed that she was launching a lifestyle website. Page Six reports that the Blake Lively Lifestyle will go live on July 23 featuring “curated fashionable items” with a “focus on artisans and products” selected by Blake. She’ll also show up in videos that will be posted on the site. Full Story

George Clooney vs The Daily Mail

July 9, 2014 13:40:34 Posted at July 9, 2014 13:40:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Daily Mail reported the other day that Amal Alamuddin’s ma is pissed that she’s engaged to George Clooney because she was hoping her daughter would marry someone from a different background. Obviously not true. They couldn’t stick with some sh-t about Amal and George fighting over flower arrangements and the guest list. Full Story

July 9, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 9, 2014 13:25:33 Posted at July 9, 2014 13:25:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie! Congratulations! It’s Freedom Day! Jack White might not be your next ex-husband but oh my God, I look forward to all the fun you’re going to have on the way there. And it’s summer! Enjoy your single summer!   Full Story

Tuesday, July 8, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Prince Big G turns a year old on July 22. So Vanity Fair is celebrating him by putting him the cover. I don’t understand why none of them, especially him, the star of the show, are looking directly AT the camera. Perhaps it’s meant to convey how connected they all are as a family. But this kid, he’s given us some good face. Some really good crabby, I WANT I WANT I WANT face. And if you’re going to do this, if you’re going to make a baby your cover star, you might as well go all the way with it.

As for the article, it’s boring. He was colicky and hungry. He wasn’t a great sleeper. Something about a nanny. Something about renovations. Jesus, is this gossip now? That an infant cries a lot and needs to eat and can’t keep a sleep schedule?

Tell me about the time he uttered his first word: MINE.  Read Full Intro

Men of Wales

July 8, 2014 20:15:44 Posted at July 8, 2014 20:15:44
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Daniel Deme /WENN, Chris Jackson /Pascal Le Segretain /Julian Herbert /Anthony Harvey /Getty Images

Prince Charles was joined by his sons, Princes William and Harry, at the Business in the Community National Gala Dinner & Awards tonight in London at Royal Albert Hall. Do we all look younger when we hang out with our parents? For some reason, seeing the three of them together here has got me a little nostalgic. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: James Marsden

July 8, 2014 19:34:31 Posted at July 8, 2014 19:34:31
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Ivan Nikolov /WENN

(Click here for previous installments of the Career Prospectus series.) I jokingly proposed doing a prospectus on James Marsden a few weeks ago, but then thought, No but seriously—what happened to James Marsden? So I’m answering my own question with this prospectus, because Marsden is a guy—talented, likeable, good-looking—who ought to have a stand-out career, but he’s been spinning his wheels for over a decade as a workaday actor. Full Story