Tuesday, March 3, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Did you know that it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day on Thursday? The Chinese Squawking Chicken gave me a list love matches and mismatches that I’ll post later this week.

Speaking of the Squawking Chicken…

I wrote a book called Listen To The Squawking Chicken that was released last year. THANK YOU for helping to make it a national bestseller! Today is the launch of the trade paperback with a brand new cover AND bonus content that includes an interview with my ma, the Squawking Chicken, and Feng Shui tips, and an FAQ, and more. You voted on the colour – here it is! For more details, please click here.

Would you like a copy? We’re giving away 10 copies.  Read Full Intro

Carrie Underwood’s Son, Isaiah Michael.

March 3, 2015 18:21:59 Posted at March 3, 2015 18:21:59
Duana Posted by Duana

Don’t you get the impression that Isaiah Michael Fisher is going to be called “Isaiah Michael Fisher” all the time? Like all three names, as an official label, like ‘William of Windsor’? Carrie Underwood has named her baby Isaiah Michael, and I cannot actually find a problem with it. Full Story

The baby’s name is Baby

March 3, 2015 17:52:41 Posted at March 3, 2015 17:52:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Reynolds on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I’m not totally sure what he’s promoting. But he’s a great talk show guest. Good energy, quippy, fun, and he’s hilarious during Egg Roulette, which might be the best game Fallon has on his list. And it’s already a really strong list. Full Story

The Perfect Couple of Perfection: one month later

March 3, 2015 17:16:02 Posted at March 3, 2015 17:16:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary. What can I say here? There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are… Except, wait, maybe… Maybe the way he wears his pants. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper in Serena review

March 3, 2015 16:46:48 Posted at March 3, 2015 16:46:48
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The question, when watching Serena, is “Where did this go wrong?” Shot in 2012, it re-teamed proven screen couple Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence for an adaptation of Ron Rash’s novel directed by Susanne Bier, an award-winning Danish filmmaker. There’s a lot of talent on both sides of the camera in Serena, so why did it sit on the shelves for three years before getting a hasty, barely-there release? Answer: “Because it’s a mess featuring bad performances. Full Story

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The parent at the party with strangers

March 3, 2015 16:18:59 Posted at March 3, 2015 16:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m trying to bank some goodwill with you so here’s the second blind in two days. You’ll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasn’t slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties. I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesn’t become a problem. Full Story

Salma Hayek in Everly review

March 3, 2015 16:14:14 Posted at March 3, 2015 16:14:14
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I didn’t have particularly high hopes for Everly, because I’ve seen director Joe Lynch’s other feature film, Knights of Badassdom, and it’s a mess. I thought at best, Everly would be a B-movie Kill Bill knock-off, at worst it would be forgettable junk, like The Purge. But then Everly did the nearly impossible and surpassed even my worst expectations. Full Story

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Jordan Catalano came back for real

March 3, 2015 15:35:51 Posted at March 3, 2015 15:35:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost exactly a year ago, Jared Leto posted a photo of himself with short hair on Instagram and it was a good day. Because I thought he actually did it. And because, sh-t, he looked hot in the picture. Click here for a refresher. That was a tease. Full Story

Don’t talk about her, but isolate her

March 3, 2015 15:13:03 Posted at March 3, 2015 15:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Taylor Swift was recently interviewed by the Telegraph in the UK. She stays on message: my friends are the priority, I don’t want a boyfriend right now, I’m standing up for art, etc etc etc. But the quote that’s getting the most traction, as you would expect, is the one about Katy Perry. Full Story

March 3, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 3, 2015 14:37:26 Posted at March 3, 2015 14:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda! Happy 40th Birthday tomorrow with love from your sister Tricia! Here are your FX men Timothy Olyphant, Charlie Hunnam, and we’ll toss in a Chris Pratt for you too!  Full Story

Monday, March 2, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

One week after winning Oscar, Julianne Moore showed up at the Canadian Screen Awards last night in Toronto. She was nominated for her role in David Cronenberg’s Maps To The Stars. And lost to Anne Dorval for her performance in Xavier Dolan’s Mommy.

Still, Julianne – who was staffed by Stephen Huvane – worked the entire press line, stopping for almost every media outlet, because, as she told the Toronto Star

“I love Toronto. I’ve been coming to Toronto to work since 1986, a really long time, so I feel I’m practically Canadian.”

Love that. Love her.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross

March 2, 2015 21:08:19 Posted at March 2, 2015 21:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. Full Story

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The Chanel Muses

March 2, 2015 20:44:31 Posted at March 2, 2015 20:44:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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OMG. Bag porn. Today Chanel released the campaign for three new bags starring three celebrity ambassadors, Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Stewart, and Alice Dallal. F-ck. I’m in love. Especially with the Girl, which Vanessa is modelling on her bare back. It’s an outrageous purchase for a civilian to make it your work bag but look at it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 2, 2015 19:27:06 Posted at March 2, 2015 19:27:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it impossible to look cool like this? (Dlisted)

Demi Lovato post-flu bikini shot (TooFab

There might be a lawsuit over those Cindy Crawford photos (The Superficial

Cameron Diaz talks about having more sex (Just Jared

This swimsuit would leave the most terrible tan lines (Hollywood Tuna

It was really cute that her parents were there, right? (Pop Sugar

I agree with Anna Wintour (Cele|bitchy

When Fifty Shades had sex with Lord Of The Rings (Socialite Life

Yep. That’s exactly how I would celebrate my 21st birthday (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at JFK with the baby (OK!