Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy! It's the Year of the Monkey. The Monkey is a playful, fun-loving, sometimes mischievous sign. Miley Cyrus was born a monkey. She is such a monkey. It's understandable to presume that when it's your year it should go your way.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

February 8, 2016 20:59:01 Posted at February 8, 2016 20:59:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Mischievous Monkey f-cked my laptop today which is why it's so light but I took it as an excuse to celebrate the holiday. Happy New Year! I'll start early tomorrow and make it all up then!

Lady Gaga was SO extra. And I kinda loved it. (Dlisted

Oh just that time Beyonce told Chris Martin he wrote a sh-t song. Didn't Bowie do that too? (Just Jared

Princess Kate is pretty good in her PSA (Cele|bitchy)

Rachel McAdams in black sequins (TooFab

I trust Anna Kendrick's decisions. I do NOT trust Zac Efron's. What to do here? (The Movie Network

Cute bikini (The Superficial

HAHAHAHA (Hollywood Tuna

Viola Davis in a white gown (Go Fug Yourself

Nick Jonas has moved on from Kate Hudson (Gossip Girl

Jason Bourne’s Fight Club

February 8, 2016 18:06:37 Posted at February 8, 2016 18:06:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

The Super Bowl Trailer Apocalypse continues with the first look at Matt Damon’s return as Jason Bourne, in a movie creatively titled Jason Bourne. That is a seriously sh*t title, but I suppose after making an off-brand Bourne movie without Jason, they need to remind everyone that THIS is the kind of Bourne movie you remember and love. Full Story

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New Captain Ameri—He shot Tony Stark IN THE FACE!

February 8, 2016 17:11:49 Posted at February 8, 2016 17:11:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I’m just assuming Lainey is Team Iron Man because Tony Stark is her favorite Avenger, so she’s probably not going to be Team Winter Soldier at all because the new Captain America: Civil War Super Bowl TV spot shows Bucky Barnes firing a gun point-blank in Tony Stark’s face. Tony’s new gauntlet-watch is cool—and that sure does look like the “Bleeding Edge” armor that is biologically connected to Tony—but what makes this whole spot is the look on his face when Barnes pulls the trigger. Full Story

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Chris Martin of Maroon 5

February 8, 2016 16:36:46 Posted at February 8, 2016 16:36:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Harry How/ Streeter Lecka/ Kevin C. Cox/ Ezra Shaw/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Mazur/ Thearon W. Henderson/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty Images

If that means nothing to you, please enjoy this: Cookie says she didn’t mean it and that post has since been deleted. But still. STILL. There’s a point here. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Formation

February 8, 2016 16:01:28 Posted at February 8, 2016 16:01:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thearon W. Henderson/ Andy Lyons/ Ezra Shaw/ Jeff Kravitz/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Mazur/ Matt Cowan/ Getty Images

Everything that needed to be said has already been said – on Twitter, in the New York Times, and Sarah Silverman:  Full Story

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February 8, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 8, 2016 14:59:04 Posted at February 8, 2016 14:59:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tawny! Happy Birthday with love from Emi who requested for you pictures of Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky! And for Nancy! Happy Birthday on this new day! You’re an Ox like me. I posted the Ox advisory a couple of weeks ago – click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 5, 2016 21:48:05 Posted at February 5, 2016 21:48:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is terrible and no one should do this, ever. But… I’m laughing. I’m sorry. (Dlisted

Henry Cavill takes his shirt off for Superman (Just Jared

Sofia Vergara explains why she wears the same dress over and over again (Cele|bitchy

Love Zoe Kravitz’s skin (TooFab

John Boyega takes his shirt off for Star Wars (Pop Sugar

Nothing about these clothes is special to me (The Superficial

I couldn’t run in these shoes (Hollywood Tuna

I can’t defend this. And I can defend a lot of style sh-t most people hate (Go Fug Yourself

Piers Morgan can’t stop being offended by Susan Sarandon’s breasts (Evil Beet