Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy! It's the Year of the Monkey. The Monkey is a playful, fun-loving, sometimes mischievous sign. Miley Cyrus was born a monkey. She is such a monkey. It's understandable to presume that when it's your year it should go your way.  Read Full Intro

Chris Martin of Maroon 5

February 8, 2016 16:36:46 Posted at February 8, 2016 16:36:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Harry How/ Streeter Lecka/ Kevin C. Cox/ Ezra Shaw/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Mazur/ Thearon W. Henderson/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty Images

If that means nothing to you, please enjoy this: Cookie says she didn’t mean it and that post has since been deleted. But still. STILL. There’s a point here. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Formation

February 8, 2016 16:01:28 Posted at February 8, 2016 16:01:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thearon W. Henderson/ Andy Lyons/ Ezra Shaw/ Jeff Kravitz/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Mazur/ Matt Cowan/ Getty Images

Everything that needed to be said has already been said – on Twitter, in the New York Times, and Sarah Silverman:  Full Story

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February 8, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 8, 2016 14:59:04 Posted at February 8, 2016 14:59:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Tawny! Happy Birthday with love from Emi who requested for you pictures of Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky! And for Nancy! Happy Birthday on this new day! You’re an Ox like me. I posted the Ox advisory a couple of weeks ago – click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 5, 2016 21:48:05 Posted at February 5, 2016 21:48:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is terrible and no one should do this, ever. But… I’m laughing. I’m sorry. (Dlisted

Henry Cavill takes his shirt off for Superman (Just Jared

Sofia Vergara explains why she wears the same dress over and over again (Cele|bitchy

Love Zoe Kravitz’s skin (TooFab

John Boyega takes his shirt off for Star Wars (Pop Sugar

Nothing about these clothes is special to me (The Superficial

I couldn’t run in these shoes (Hollywood Tuna

I can’t defend this. And I can defend a lot of style sh-t most people hate (Go Fug Yourself

Piers Morgan can’t stop being offended by Susan Sarandon’s breasts (Evil Beet

Prince Harry’s weekly outings

February 5, 2016 19:12:49 Posted at February 5, 2016 19:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I wrote earlier about Beyonce and the value making people miss you? Click here for a refresher. The exception to that, of course, is being royal. Because when the people pay for your royalness, you can’t withhold yourself from them. Full Story

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Tom Hardy before the Oscars

February 5, 2016 18:11:28 Posted at February 5, 2016 18:11:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

On Monday we say Happy New Year, welcome the Year of the Monkey. On Monday the Toronto Zoo will also be making an announcement about the baby pandas. The cubs are now 4 months old. And we’ll learn their names on Chinese New Year! Click here to visit the Toronto Zoo panda page. Full Story

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The Coen Brothers get dragged into #OscarsSoWhite

February 5, 2016 17:42:41 Posted at February 5, 2016 17:42:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Though regular figures during award season—they’re nominated this year for Best Original Screenplay for Bridge of Spies—Joel and Ethan Coen are not very interested in the Oscars. They also have the unfortunate timing as to be promoting a new movie, Hail, Caesar!, during this contentious award season, so they’re getting asked Oscar questions. Full Story

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The Halftime Others

February 5, 2016 16:51:17 Posted at February 5, 2016 16:51:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PG/ Splash News

As you know, Coldplay will be backing up Beyonce at the Super Bowl on Sunday. They can use up all the minutes they want. The only minutes that will matter will be HER minutes. In addition to B, Bruno Mars is also confirmed to make an appearance. Which basically pushes Coldplay down to third position, really. Full Story

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