Thursday, March 23, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the headlines today about Ryan Gosling? About why he reacted like he did at the Oscars when Moonlight was revealed to be the true Best Picture? Specifically it was that shot of him on stage, smiling/smirking, with his hand over his mouth. You know the one? He says he was relieved because initially he thought someone had been hurt. And so when he realised no one was hurt and it was just a case of the f-cksh-ts, he started laughing. Whatever. Not the point.

The point is where he was the other day when he was asked this question – at the Adobe Summit in Las Vegas, speaking on stage with Ann Lewnes, Adobe CMO. So, basically a marketing conference. You know what they have at marketing conferences? Lots and lots of money. Which is why so many celebrities have started showing up at them. Ryan was Adobe’s keynote this year. Last year it was George Clooney. What’s especially interesting about Ryan’s appearance at Adobe is that, as Vanity Fair points out, it’s kind of the least Ryan Gosling thing ever. He doesn’t love press. He’s pretty selective about where he shows up. But, as a source told Vanity Fair, his fee at Adobe was likely  “well into six figures”.

This, however, is not about the money. Rather, it’s noteworthy because being featured at tech conferences has in the last few years become part of the actor’s work tour. As Julie Miller writes in Vanity Fair, “for an A-list actor in the prime of his career, tech-conference attendees can be a more valuable target audience than cocktail-circuit awards voters”. Even A-list “auteur” actors like Ryan Gosling.

Remember for a while there we kept hearing about big name celebrities at the annual Walmart shareholders meeting? Tom Cruise has been there. And Robert Pattinson. Reese Witherspoon. Taylor Swift. Katy Perry. Will Smith. Ben Stiller hosted it in 2009 and Ben Stiller keeps a pretty low profile. Walmart covers celebrity travel and accommodation expenses but they don’t pay celebrities a fee to come to their event. Walmart does however influence the entertainment consumer and has deals in place with the film studios, the distributors, and the record companies. So I guess it is about the money, more specifically the relationship between where the money comes from and the entertainment industry…and, consequently, the impact that has on the artist’s schedule.

Actors often complain about having to do press for their projects, or anything beyond what happens on set. “It’s not my favourite thing, my job is what happens when I’m creating a character, serving the character” etc etc etc. It’s a conveniently narrow description of the “job” when the “job”, in reality, in these times, also takes place well off set – and not just in a junket room anymore but, evidently, on the tech show circuit too.

Yours in gossip,


March 23, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2017 13:59:12 March 23, 2017 13:59:12
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Tate! Mia told me you might need a pick-me-up? By request, here are young Leonardo DiCaprio, Sam Heughan, and Prince Harry.  Full Story

Michael Shannon + Deadpool = Magic

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 22, 2017 20:01:57 March 22, 2017 20:01:57
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Deadpool 2 doesn’t have a set release date—a minor miracle these days, when movies are slated years in advance and rushed to meet predetermined deadlines—but it’s aiming for a 2018 release, which means it’s casting up right now. Atlanta’s Zazie Beetz is on tap to play Domino Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2017 18:22:44 March 22, 2017 18:22:44

This made me feel old (Dlisted) 

Ryan Reynolds makes Jake Gyllenhaal’s so serious face go away (Just Jared) 

Tracy Anderson’s book for teen girls (Cele|bitchy) 

Taraji P Henson’s superhero dreams (TooFab) 

Is it just me or does this photo look weird to you? (The Superficial) 

Not sure anyone cares that much about Orlando Bloom’s holidays when there’s no Katy Perry and no dick (TMZ) 

Roger Federer’s style is not my jam but fine, whatever (Go Fug Yourself) 

Jason Derulo is putting it out there with this comment, non? (Jezebel) 

YES! Where is the 90 minute movie??? Pajiba) 

Mean Girls: The Musical - For Nerds, By Nerds

Duana Posted by Duana at March 22, 2017 16:43:15 March 22, 2017 16:43:15
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Tina Fey is a choir nerd. It’s most clear to me from intense readings of Bossypants - she mentions that she was in audition-only choirs and it was a big deal, in a way that is clearly joking-but-not-joking. You get the impression that even though she’s an extremely successful writer and actress with a deeply enviable show business career, that she might be just as proud of her choir cred. Full Story

I need to be checked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2017 15:53:47 March 22, 2017 15:53:47

Is something wrong with me? You may need to yell me straight. Here’s why: The new trailer for the Baywatch movie just came out. In case you haven’t heard, The Rock is The Hoff. And they know that Baywatch is cheesy. Full Story

Malia, the intern

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 22, 2017 15:31:56 March 22, 2017 15:31:56
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Yesterday, Malia Obama wore a white tank, some super cute black booties, a zip-up red jacket and a glorious 'I'm unimpressed with the paparazzi' resting face to her internship at The Weinstein Company. Full Story

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Charlie tastes the rain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2017 14:58:39 March 22, 2017 14:58:39
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“Tastes the rain” is a lyric I can totally hear in a Taylor Swift song. Or John Mayer. I chased the rain And then I tasted it You were in the drops That’s why I blame it Cut to a Milli Vanilli sample. And that’s why I’m not a songwriter. Here’s Charlie Hunnam Full Story

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