Thursday, July 31, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The best article I read yesterday was about Bill Murray. Murray’s film St Vincent will be screening at TIFF. The festival wants to also take the opportunity at the gala to honour Murray’s career. Only no one was able to find him. Because, as you know, Bill Murray isn’t available like that. It’s legendary now how Murray lives his life – disconnected from Hollywood, absent from the carpet, but more likely to show up at some random person’s wedding and give a speech.

Apparently a search committee, that included Harvey Weinstein, had to be formed to track Murray down. So he didn’t jump when Harvey said “call me back”? LOVE that.

St Vincent was originally intended for Jack Nicholson and written in collaboration with him. It’s a familiar story – the crusty old man and the little boy next door. Nicholson ended up backing out because he’s pretty much retired now but suggested that Bill Murray replace him. They’re calling it one of the strongest performances of Murray’s career with an outside shot at a nomination. Outside shot? Who wouldn’t want to see Bill Murray win an Oscar?

I’ve attached the St Vincent trailer below. You know what’s throwing me off here? Naomi Watts.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

July 31, 2014 15:17:53 Posted at July 31, 2014 15:17:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

July 31, 2014 14:32:45 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

July 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 31, 2014 14:23:10 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:23:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amanda! It’s your Champagne Birthday! With bacon! Toasting you with your Five List: Jared Leto, Nicholas Hoult, Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy, and Will Arnett. Bonus – NKOTB! Happy Birthday Juwon! I admire you for using your Tiger so generously. That’s LOVE. And while I know you didn’t do it for anything in return, that’s exactly the kind of action that will bounce back for you in the right way when it might the Tiger’s turn for a bad year. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today.

On an unrelated note – why was Charlie Hunnam not at Comic-Con? A VOGUE photo shoot. Charlie isn’t photogenic when he’s standing on a red carpet. But in a studio setting and properly styled? Jesus. I can’t wait to see these pictures.

Anyway, to help ease the disappointment from his absence, he recorded a video message to the fans that was played at the Sons Of Anarchy panel, the show’s final Comic-Con panel since it’s concluding this fall. What a great ass. He shows his ass all the time on SOA.  Read Full Intro

Isn’t it time?

July 30, 2014 20:17:16 Posted at July 30, 2014 20:17:16
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Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Boyhood Potterhood

July 30, 2014 19:46:16 Posted at July 30, 2014 19:46:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is Ethan Hawke your re-boyfriend yet? If you say no, is it because you haven’t seen Boyhood? See it. Then be the contrarian. I know the type. The film has received near universal acclaim, currently sitting at a 99% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But some people just get ruined by hype. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 30, 2014 18:58:20 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:58:20
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I thought the point of this story was that they’re the same person (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Eminem getting ready (Just Jared)

Seriously, when your car’s gas tank is in the back, maybe consider the pants (The Superficial)

Is Kate Upton trying to tell me that pretty people shouldn’t have to do chores? (Cele|bitchy)

Ariana Grande’s selfie face (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis’s cute maxi skirt (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is wearing something from 2007 (Too Fab)

Great dress on Chloe Grace Moretz on the cover of FLARE  (Hollywood PQ)

Double dipping celebrity love (Romance Beat)

Jennifer Lopez’s maybe boyfriend’s job status (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Resetting Lea Michele

July 30, 2014 18:26:29 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:26:29
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Lea Michele continues to work on Sons Of Anarchy. Here she is shooting a scene with Katey Sagal yesterday. As I wrote earlier this week, with the imminent conclusion of Glee, Lea’s professional strategy seems to be an image change. This is not Rachel Berry hanging out with Gemma Teller Morrow. Full Story

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Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design

July 30, 2014 16:32:57 Posted at July 30, 2014 16:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. Full Story

Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

July 30, 2014 15:34:21 Posted at July 30, 2014 15:34:21
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While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s desert boots

July 30, 2014 14:56:51 Posted at July 30, 2014 14:56:51
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After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. How about a pair of kicks? Are royal people not allowed to wear kicks except when they’re doing something athletic? Not even with jeans? Like what’s wrong with a pair of Converse here? Vans?  Here’s my theory on why Harry never combs his hair: he thinks that if he doesn’t comb it, it will look like there’s more of it. Full Story

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Short, blonde, and pregnant

July 30, 2014 14:19:44 Posted at July 30, 2014 14:19:44
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It was a great weekend for Scarlett Johansson. It’s a wonderful time for Scarlett Johansson. Lucy exceeded expectations at the box office, coming in at #1 with almost $45 million and overpowering Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s Hercules. And this just a couple of weeks after Sarah posted this article Full Story

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Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

July 30, 2014 13:58:10 Posted at July 30, 2014 13:58:10
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Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story