Friday, November 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to our American friends returning from Thanksgiving. We were business as usual yesterday here if you want to get caught up.

Today is for the nerds. Because the first Star Wars 7 teaser trailer will be released in select theatres and iTunes. It will run 88 seconds. It is expected to dominate social media. It’s our introduction to how JJ Abrams will be handling The Force.

Sarah’s the proud nerd here at LaineyGossip so she’ll be posting about it later, hoping we’ll be able to find an embeddable version.

In the meantime, are you shopping? Or are you waiting for Monday to do it online? Sasha and I have something for you on Monday if you’re holding off until after the weekend. We’re finalising things this weekend and can’t wait to share with you – for a good cause!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey 
 

New music from Idris

November 28, 2014 15:07:18 Posted at November 28, 2014 15:07:18
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Lorella texted me this morning and asked me if I’d heard Idris Elba’s new song. I told her I hadn’t and that I didn’t want to. Because…well… You’ve seen his Private Garden before, right? Look. I’d love a situation in which my private garden and Idris Elba are having a conversation but this…was not what I had in mind a few years ago when I first wrote about it: But then Lorella clarified that she’d heard the new song on the radio in London and it was good. Full Story

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November 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 28, 2014 14:49:17 Posted at November 28, 2014 14:49:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Enchie Go in the Philippines with love from your husband Bill – Happy Birthday! And congratulations on your baby!  Full Story

Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I still haven’t seen Avatar. Didn’t care, don’t care.

Avatar was a big f-cking deal…for 6 months. But, really, who cares about Avatar anymore? Do people really sit around, impatiently, waiting for new Avatars? There are three new Avatar movies coming out in 2016, 2017, and 2018. James Cameron is promising that they will blow your ass out:

"I can tell you one thing about them," Cameron laughs when Empire nonchalantly enquiries about storylines. "They're gonna be bitchin'. You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open." (Source)

Bitchin’?

BITCHIN’?

Who even says that anymore???

“Bitchin’”, and its irrelevance, pretty much sums that up for me.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

November 27, 2014 21:06:00 Posted at November 27, 2014 21:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How come I didn’t get an email titled “KFed’s dick”???? (Dlisted

Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem holding hands in Spain (Just Jared

I have Benedict Cumberbatch love and engagement fatigue, GOD. (Cele|bitchy

Everyone is distancing from Bill Cosby (The Superficial

Did FKA twigs put Robert Pattinson on a sex diet? (OK!

Celebrity man crushes (Pop Sugar

Chris Pine singing. Why am I unmoved? (Too Fab

I’m too busy looking at the James Franco bathing suit to notice what she’s trying to tell me with her mouth (Hollywood Tuna

Not the best dress on Rosario Dawson (Popoholic

I love this dress. I don’t see the problem. (Go Fug Yourself
 

Thanksgiving Quiveration

November 27, 2014 20:59:28 Posted at November 27, 2014 20:59:28
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He was the breakout star at the Emmy Awards… Cary Fukunaga won Best Direction for True Detective and the whole world was like, um, helloooo, I want that. Remember? Today, Page Six told me that he’s talking about a new film in Man Of The World  Full Story

Do we need to talk about Nick Jonas?

November 27, 2014 20:45:13 Posted at November 27, 2014 20:45:13
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People have been talking about Nick Jonas since the end of the summer. I’ve not posted once about him. Part of it is because I didn’t quite believe it would stick. But Nick Jonas seems to be sticking. Is it the song? Is it Jealous? I mean, it’s a good song. It’s not a song I blast on repeat but it’s not JLO’s Booty either. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Hilary Swank

November 27, 2014 20:23:32 Posted at November 27, 2014 20:23:32
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For previous installments of Career Prospectus, please click here. I have [a suggestion] for Sarah’s Career Prospectus: Hilary Swank—TWO Oscars, a lot of buzz and then…crickets. Like, PS I Love You with Spittle, and New Year’s Eve with everyone. Full Story

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Jake, Dave, and salmon

November 27, 2014 18:45:13 Posted at November 27, 2014 18:45:13
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s interview on Letterman aired last night. He’s adorable. The entire time he’s adorable. So I’ve posted the full clip for you at the bottom of this post and, since it’s a slow day, I recommend watching all of it. Jake and Dave have great chemistry. Full Story

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The Clooneys first Thanksgiving

November 27, 2014 18:07:08 Posted at November 27, 2014 18:07:08
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Amal Clooney flew out of Heathrow the other day – click here for a refresher. Today she and George Clooney arrived back in London. So…I guess they won’t be in Cabo? England for Thanksgiving? First Thanksgiving as marrieds. Married but not parents. Full Story

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The Brange hug

November 27, 2014 16:55:15 Posted at November 27, 2014 16:55:15
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Woman’s Day Magazine in Australia was the first to post those shots of Brange’s fight on a balcony in Sydney taken a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher. IN TOUCH ended up putting the pictures on their Thanksgiving cover issue. Full Story

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Diddy Daddy misses Cammie

November 27, 2014 16:01:27 Posted at November 27, 2014 16:01:27
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Cameron Diaz is happily dating Benji Madden. The rumour is that they’re engaged. GREAT. It’s so great. Because Cam… We’ve talked about this. Before Benji, Cam was always attracted to the ones who treated her like sh-t: Justin Timberlake Alex Rodriguez Puff Daddy Diddy I don’t understand how she was attracted to Diddy. Full Story

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Johnny Depp doesn’t give a f-ck

November 27, 2014 15:23:26 Posted at November 27, 2014 15:23:26
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Johnny Depp covers the new DETAILS. Into The Woods is coming out soon. He plays the Big Bad Wolf. So this interview is about how he doesn’t give a f-ck anymore. Even though his last few movies took a dump at the box office, Johnny Depp isn’t just over it, he was never a part of it. He is beyond criticism. Full Story

November 27, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 27, 2014 14:53:49 Posted at November 27, 2014 14:53:49
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Cara! Happy Birthday from Lynne who says she’s so lucky to work with you because you make it fun and smutty. By request, here’s Charlie Hunnam.  Full Story