Monday, October 5, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Had a good time at Taylor Swift on Friday night although that’s probably the first and last time in my life I’ll ever hope for Drake and end up with Keith Urban. As fun as it was to be there though, Taylor was not the best entertainment of my weekend. Because on Saturday night Lifetime aired the Unauthorised Beverly Hills 90210 movie.

It was awful and amazing at the same time. Like, the only person more Jennie Garth than the actress playing Jennie Garth is Jennie Garth herself. It was unreal! Obviously I am now hot for whoever it is that was Luke Perry/Dylan. But overall, it was all in the details – the floral crop tops, the bow in the back of “Tori’s” hair the first time we meet her, the way “Jennie” cried, that hysterical Aaron Spelling imitation, and, of course, the angst. I am outraged all over again that Brenda and Dylan broke up. Brenda and Dylan were my real REAL. If the internet was available at that time I totally would have been a Brenda-Dylan Twi-Hard. They broke up because… parents!?! Real life parents bitching about Brenda not being sorry for losing her virginity. And for that, we lost one of the best TV couples of all time BRENDA + DYLAN FOREVER! Watch the video below and try to be productive for the rest of the day, I dare you. For as crazy difficult as she might have been, 90210 would never have happened without Shannen Doherty as Brenda Walsh. She’s THE ONE. I will love her forever. And as I said to Duana last night, as we breathlessly exchanged nostalgic 90210 texts, we will never again love a show the way we loved 90210. Also I never cared for Melrose Place. Pffft. Who did?

Yours in gossip,


Oscar pate

October 5, 2015 14:02:41 Posted at October 5, 2015 14:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matthew McConaughey was in New York this weekend shooting Gold. They’ve been working on the film since July and are expected to wrap soon. Matthew plays Kenny Wells, always looking for his big break, and ends up partnering with Edgar Ramirez on a gold hunt in Indonesia. They’re hoping to release it next year. Full Story

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Squad challenge

October 5, 2015 13:36:50 Posted at October 5, 2015 13:36:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Are we over-squadding? Are we over squadding? I think so, yes. But before we kill it, here’s the squad that’s keeping it alive. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt are currently shooting Passengers in Atlanta. Atlanta this weekend hosted the Oddball Comedy Festival featuring, among others, Amy Schumer and Aziz Ansari. Full Story

The Storm

October 5, 2015 13:11:05 Posted at October 5, 2015 13:11:05
Duana Posted by Duana

The Affair Season 2 Episode 1 recap Oh, I forgot how much I missed this show. It’s such a tiny, rarefied slice of people, with the epitome of high-class problems, buying hotels and going to benefit dinners but somehow also being married to people who don’t know how advances work and have tantrums at their editors. Full Story

October 5, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 5, 2015 13:02:19 Posted at October 5, 2015 13:02:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Eva, you did it! You finally did it! All your hard work has paid off, and I could not be more proud of you. You did an amazing job, and I am so impressed with your consistency and perseverance. I would love to celebrate over brunch and mineral water with you, but since an ocean is separating us right now, this is my way of saying congratulations. Full Story

Friday, October 2, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted about Serial and the upcoming TV show, suggesting Alia Shawkat for Sarah Koenig. Alia is 26. And Sarah is 46. So a few of you yelled at me for not picking someone closer in age. I swear to you I had no idea.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 2, 2015 20:22:34 Posted at October 2, 2015 20:22:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She thinks she’s the real Brenda and Kelly combined (Dlisted

Pretty sure Grace Jones just called Kanye West’s wife “basic” (Just Jared

Why does Tom Hiddleston keep talking about taking his clothes off? (Cele|bitchy

Boston Ben is back in town (Pop Sugar

Kind of obsessed with Leelee Sobieski’s outfit (TooFab

This made me want to cry (The Superficial

Selena Gomez covers FLARE and the photos are gorgeous (Hollywood Tuna

I don’t think this is the right hair colour (Go Fug Yourself

A hundred years of wedding dresses (RomanceBeat

Bridget now

October 2, 2015 20:16:34 Posted at October 2, 2015 20:16:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Production on the new Bridget Jones movie, Bridget Jones’s Baby, started a couple of weeks ago in London. The film will NOT be based on the third book in the series but rather on Helen Fielding’s columns. She also worked on the screenplay. Hugh Grant’s Daniel Cleaver is not returning. Full Story

Rihanna in pink in Paris

October 2, 2015 19:55:05 Posted at October 2, 2015 19:55:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This pink coat. Dress? Whatever. It’s… sumptuous. Which is a ridiculous word. It’s a Friday word. But I can’t help it with this coat/dress. I don’t know if I want to eat it or f-ck it. As you know, Rihanna reps Dior. So she was in Paris today for the Dior show as their most high profile guest. Full Story

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“Does it smell like your mom?”

October 2, 2015 17:06:59 Posted at October 2, 2015 17:06:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth have started promotion for Mockingjay 2, the end of The Hunger Games. All three were with Josh Horowitz for an MTV interview around the “campfire”. And, of course, because it’s Jennifer Lawrence, part of the conversation became about their most disgusting habits. Full Story

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Angsty Andrew Garfield

October 2, 2015 16:36:35 Posted at October 2, 2015 16:36:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Should we be worried about Andrew Garfield? The tone of his recent interviews is kind of making me worry about him. Garfield has been promoting his new movie, 99 Homes, which deals with class disparity and all the ways in which lower-income members of society are disadvantaged—often cruelly and deliberately—by a system that benefits by keeping poor people poor. Full Story

How tall is Jake…continued

October 2, 2015 15:03:42 Posted at October 2, 2015 15:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about Jake Gyllenhaal’s height investigation on Starlee Kine’s Mystery Show back in June. Click here for a refresher. He was soooo f-cking cute on that phone call. It was the giggling, it was playfulness, it was practically phone sex in my mind. Full Story

Sandra Bullock adopts a baby girl?

October 2, 2015 14:43:02 Posted at October 2, 2015 14:43:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Radar reported yesterday that Sandra Bullock has adopted a baby girl. A pap agency has photos of Sandy on Sunday cradling a baby walking into Cedars-Sinai. At post time, those pictures have not been published and apparently, Sandy’s legal team allegedly sent out requests for media outlets not to buy them. Full Story