My friend Lorella sent me a text today with a video link and only this to explain:
F-ck! F-ck! F-ck!
So I thought I’d pass it along to you. The video is below. Enjoy it.
Kate Hudson’s annual Halloween party happened last night, Sons Of Anarchy themed. This was her costume:
But as much as I normally object to her, I prefer Katy Perry’s costume: a giant Cheeto. Or a sunburned dick. You’d have to crank the air conditioning but the best part is no one knows what’s going on underneath. That’s the highest level of comfort.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! And have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
How To Get Away With Murder Season 1 Episode 6 recap I mean that was more fun than I expected it to be, all things considered. I think the joy of playing a character who’s not supposed to be sympathetic is that you can have all the fun chewing all the scenery in the world, and then if by chance you do wind up stirring any heartstrings, it’s a bonus. Full Story
I feel like you’re going to see a lot of Breaking Bad tonight at the parties, if you’re going to the parties. We’re on a flight tomorrow at 6am but I really, really want to hit the parties because my costume is so great. They’re putting prosthetics on my face for etalk. It seems like a waste not to squeeze everything I can out of those cheekbones. Full Story
Someone sent me a link to a Benedict Cumberbatch story this morning with just the words: “You’re welcome.” So I clicked. I will not be thanking this person. Sorry. Because she thought I would get all wet and rubby over how Benedict Cumberbatch describes how he would f-ck as Sherlock Holmes. Full Story
Scandal Season 4 Episode 6 recap Of note, because I care, Elizabeth, the Republican party operative, Portia De Rossi’s best-ever haircut, is the same name as Bitsy, President Cooper’s widow. That is, Bitsy is a nickname for Elizabeth. So women named Elizabeth have balls and manipulate unsuspecting men in power. Full Story
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Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr were honoured last night at the Britannia Awards in LA. Mark was presented with the Humanitarian Award for his work in advocating for clean water. Because, yes, he’s the best. Always. Even Dame Judi Dench thinks so. RDJ received the Stanley Kubrick Britannia For Excellence In Film. Full Story
Ashton Kutcher’s been doing some interviews. Of course, he’s being asked about his daughter, Wyatt. And agreeing to talk about his daughter Wyatt. How they chose her name, how he and Mila Kunis don’t have a nanny, how they’ve been figuring out parenthood. You know, personal information.
But hey, stay the f-ck out of his private life, OK?
Already though, even the snarks are starting to soften. It’s Fatherhood Whitewash, not unlike Motherhood Whitewash. Any time any asshole makes a baby, suddenly we give them a halo. Ashton Kutcher is a dad now. So, you know, he can’t possibly be a douchebag anymore.
Do we give halos out too easily? Once a halo is conferred, is it too hard to take it away? Or is that the point? That once a halo has been installed, it’s practically permanent?
Celebrities are arguably more entitled to this benefit than most. Read Full Intro
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were photographed together on the set of By The Sea for the first time this week. She’s honey-blonde and heavily eye-lined. SO 70s. If you’re of my generation, do you have a shot of your mother in practically the same outfit? And hair? As you can see, at one point, in character, there’s a Brange embrace, except it doesn’t look all that happy because they play a couple growing apart. Full Story
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“You do the best you can. Some days you feel really good about yourself and sometimes you don’t.” “We’re all trying to do the best we can.” Are you still with me, or did I put you to sleep? If you are bored, don’t blame me, blame Katie Holmes. As Lainey mentioned earlier this week, Katie is out pedaling her own (very boring) story with a PEOPLE exclusive (click here Full Story
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Do you need a reason? Like are you interested in the details? Normally I am SO interested in details, ALL the details. In this case, I don’t give a sh-t. The end results is the only thing that matters: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin aren’t dating anymore. Still, they insist on telling us why. Full Story
Kevin Federline Jr throws a tantrum and my first question is: he has fans? (Dlisted)
Is it unfair of me to say that it’s starting to bug me when people travel in a hat this size? What is the POINT? (Just Jared)
Jennifer Aniston still has an engagement ring, don’t panic (Cele|bitchy)
Kanye West’s wife compared herself to Lucille Ball (The Superficial)
Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder and love-flaunting (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
Kerry Washington retrospective on Olivia Pope night (Pop Sugar)
Jakey G is super cute here too (Too Fab)
Courtney Cox in a tank top (Hollywood Tuna)
Kaley Cuoco has a star on the walk of fame now – thanks Henry Cavill! (Popoholic)
Love the drop waist but hate the material (Go Fug Yourself)
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Gwyneth Paltrow has had a great week. Taylor Swift has had an amazing week. She’s been out there hard, pushing 1989. And I’m curious to find out what the first week sales figures are going to be. Because RED was a big number. This one will be a big number too. For sure the biggest number of the year. Full Story
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Thought you might like these shots of Martha Stewart at The Today Show this morning with a creepy eye, likely some kind of Halloween costume. Or perhaps sending a message to her nemesis Gwyneth Paltrow in her ongoing petty blonde lady lifestyle-off. I wasn’t watching The Today Show. I’m not sure if she was asked about Gwyneth, again, and whether or not she told G to “be quiet”, again. Full Story