Thor is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Have you seen the promos? The star of the promos is Leslie Jones and it’s her first time.
“Whatever, baby, just stay pretty.”
I love her. Please write lots of sketches for them together. I’d rather see that than watch him take his shirt off although I know that’s not a popular sentiment. He still doesn’t do it for me. That said, I know I’ve lost all credibility in your eyes now because I told you that I was feeling Justin Bieber on the cover of Men’s Health.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Gwyneth Paltrow’s posted three photos to Instagram this week. It’s kind of her magic number. The first shot was a regram to boast, naturally. Lena Dunham ate G’s chilli. that's my GIRLS! well done @campsucks @lenadunham 👏 #goopmake #regram Full Story
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You in the mood for some Celebrity Friend Envy? Denzel Washington and Lenny Kravitz had dinner last night in LA. Look exactly as cool as you’d expect them to look together. Denzel and Lenny. Do you think they talked about whether or not to share the brussel sprouts? I will always order brussel sprouts on a menu. Full Story
The first trailer for Dark Places, an adaptation for Gillian Flynn’s second novel—she didn’t write the screenplay for this one, though—was released yesterday and it looks much darker and more true crime-y than Gone Girl. The story shuffles between the past, when Libby’s family was murdered and she was the sole survivor, and the present, where a group of self-appointed investigators are trying to prove that Libby misidentified her older brother as the killer. Full Story
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This is the only new blonde I want to talk about from Paris Fashion Week, even though there’s been another new blonde who decided to cockblock the runway. At least Jared Leto’s is for a role, you know? Anyway, yesterday I defended it, wondering whether or not it was the outfit – turtleneck, blazer, etc. Full Story
Scandal Season 4 Episode 14 recap I would venture that this is the only show currently on TV that could have done a story like this (with the possible exception of Orange Is The New Black, and that would be a stretch). And so it’s not much of a stretch to posit that if this is the only show that can do an episode like this, that they have a responsibility to do an episode like this. Full Story
Marusa! Happy Birthday! This is the 4th anniversary of your birthday shout-out from Petra and Katja and I’m so happy to hear that you are “like, fully LIVING right now”. Have a great time in Greece. And I need to see this hot new haircut. Here are Richard Madden, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Eddie Redmayne by request. Full Story
I’m back from elbow surgery. And I’m here to tell you:
Grey’s Anatomy is REAL.
Have you seen Whiplash? You remember how hot that band was? I said to Jacek when we were watching Whiplash: ummm… when I was growing up, band guys were NEVER that hot.
The orthopedic surgical team that worked on me yesterday, from the residents to the fellows to the anesthesiologists – all hot. Brilliant, conscientious, kind, funny, and HOT. In scrubs and shower caps! Also young. Young women and men led by the badass Dr Veillette (who’s no older than I am, I don’t think) at Toronto Western Hospital who refused to take a photo with me afterwards because it’s not his thing. Which only makes him even more punk rock.
Anyway, Veillette’s Anatomy is why I’m blogging again and working on a full, regular schedule just a day later, with staples holding my arm together. Read Full Intro
I can’t wait for new Brad Pitt photos to talk about this. Annie sent this over to me the other day. It’s an old interview with Brad Pitt. Like, OLD. And he’s fresh in Hollywood. Working on Dallas. And faking a relationship with a co-star…which they readily admit to for a news crew! Almost 30 years ago, Brad Pitt spoke with a very boyish, gentle, innocent voice. Full Story
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After being cancelled by NBC after five seasons, Yahoo stepped in to revive Community for its prophesied sixth season, making it the first original programming for “Yahoo Screen”, their attempt to compete in the streaming market. The season premiere is on March 17th—though for some dumb reason, all episodes won’t be available for binge watching—and Yahoo has released the first trailer, and it’s very Community. Full Story
Sasha Finds dungaree dresses in LifeStyle
Suddenly Taylor Swift doesn’t want to be papped? As IF (Dlisted)
Cara Delevingne is friends with everyone too (Just Jared)
What Benedict Cumberbatch said about Piers Morgan (Cele|bitchy)
Royalty. ROYALTY??? (The Superficial)
Good jeans on Nikki Reed (OK!)
David Beckham’s celebrity selfies (Pop Sugar)
Any enemy of Kelly Clarkson is an enemy of mine (Too Fab)
This was me on painkillers yesterday (Hollywood Tuna)
Now this is an unforgiving dress. And she’s wearing the sh-t out of it (Popoholic)
Love this whole look up and down (Go Fug Yourself)
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I can feel you long hair advocates hahaha-ing in my face. Because Jared Leto cut it… And bleached it. And I know the majority of you hate it. I hate it with the blazer. But do you remember when Beckham bleached his? I loved it. Full Story
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In case you need a reminder, Independence Day 2 is actually happening and will be released in summer 2016. April/May is when the summer ’16 movies go into production, and to that end, Independence Day 2 is getting its ducks in a row, announcing some key casting. Relative unknown Jessie Usher will star as the grown-up version of Will Smith’s son from the first movie—Smith won’t be appearing in the sequel—and Liam, The Lesser Hemsworth will also star in a lead role. Full Story
I spent some time yesterday thinking about the Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio situation while hopped up on painkillers. I’m telling you, it was a mental workout. I got a lot done in my mind. Leo ended last week with a story about how he’s preparing to play Billy Milligan in The Crowded Room about the guy who had 24 personalities and used that defence in court. Full Story