Wednesday, April 1, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

So about Going Clear which aired on HBO on Sunday…

Haven’t written about it because I haven’t seen it. And I haven’t seen it because it didn’t air in Canada. Canadian distributors have decided instead to give the film a proper theatrical run starting on May 8th. 

Did you know that before the film’s screening at Sundance, festival volunteers formed a human chain around director Alex Gibney and former Scientology members accompanying him to protect them in case the Church’s protestors got nasty? (Source)

According to The Hollywood Reporter Going Clear was the most-watched HBO documentary in 9 years. With the exception of… BEYONCE. If you really want to call Life Is But A Dream a “documentary”. You’ll recall, that’s the film about Beyonce, directed by Beyonce, in which Beyonce is interviewed by Beyonce. So they’ve classified it as a “concert movie” and the stats about Going Clear still stand.

Going Clear hits theatres in Canada a week after Avengers and a week before Mad Max.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

James Marsden rides the D Train

April 1, 2015 16:14:04 Posted at April 1, 2015 16:14:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I know there are a few of you out there who are into James Marsden, but he doesn’t leave a lot of openings, as it were. So enjoy him, looking super hot in a douchebaggy way, in the new trailer for The D Train, a comedy with Jack Black that premiered earlier this year at Sundance. I prefer Black in uptight weirdo mode (see also: Bernie), and I’m also into the presence of Kathryn Hahn and Enlightened’s Mike White. Full Story

Beyonce’s post-Tidal shoe game

April 1, 2015 15:50:13 Posted at April 1, 2015 15:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There were two sides to Beyonce’s shoe game yesterday, as Tidal continued to make headlines across conventional and social media. In the afternoon she left an office building in stripes. Look at that blue travesty on her feet. Here’s an example of how only Rihanna can pull sh-t off. Full Story

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“It was hard to know who was more crazy”

April 1, 2015 14:22:32 Posted at April 1, 2015 14:22:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer was released yesterday. Whoever is cutting these previews needs an award. Because they get better, and better, and better. And each one is different. With a different purpose. But gives away just enough to make you impatient and not too much to make you indifferent. Full Story

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Inheriting Chanel

April 1, 2015 13:58:04 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karl Lagerfeld was in New York last night for the presentation of Chanel’s Paris-Salzburg 2014/15 Metiers d’Art collection. Many of Karl’s favourites attended in support, including a long-standing favourite, Vanessa Paradis. With daughter Lily Rose Depp who turns 16 next month. Full Story

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Justified 6.11: “All this is on you”

April 1, 2015 13:39:53 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:39:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 6, Episode 11 recap It’s the third to last episode of Justified ever, and damn if this show is not slowing down. This is an all-time great episode, and one that introduces a new fear for the finale—that Raylan will live, only to go to jail. Raylan has always operated right on top of the ethical line between lawman and outlaw, which leads to Vasquez openly accusing him of being dirty—again. Full Story

April 1, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 1, 2015 13:25:44 Posted at April 1, 2015 13:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katja! Happy 26th Birthday! 26??? Already? I feel like I raised you, Marusa, and Petra. To celebrate you, they’ve requested photos of Aidan Turner, Richard Madden’s pretty smile from Cinderella, and a pouty Zayn Malik so you can light a candle and wave.  Full Story

Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

If you believe the bookies, Princess Catherine will be having a girl. And right now, they’re betting on the girl being called Alice. In second place is Elizabeth, followed by Charlotte and Victoria. I’m a gambling person so, obviously, I’m into this. Because someone’s just put $500 on Alice. Do they know someone who works in the royal kitchen and overheard a conversation? The fact that Alice has suddenly become the frontrunner is suspicious. Or maybe it’s a plant. Maybe the royals themselves had someone make the bet to throw people off the real name. But then again, what’s the point?

There are only, like, 10 options. The list isn’t very long. And it’s not like the Queen would ever allow her grandchild to be called Jasmine.  Read Full Intro

Robbie's horns

March 31, 2015 20:28:34 Posted at March 31, 2015 20:28:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All this Zayn Malik One Direction drama is making me think a lot about Spice Girls and Take That. Oh look. Here are new pictures of Robbie Williams performing in Paris this week. As I wrote the other day, after Ritchie reminded me, Robbie's breakup from Take That was a major crisis moment for fans. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 31, 2015

March 31, 2015 20:08:38 Posted at March 31, 2015 20:08:38
Maria Posted by Maria
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Tidal is still prominent on Instagram – Madonna and Nicki have been particularly vocal. I looked through the photos and noticed something: Nicki with Rihanna, Beyonce with Nicki, Madonna with Rihanna and Nicki, Alicia with Beyonce… but no Beyonce and Rihanna on social media (but there is an official photo Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 31, 2015 19:19:03 Posted at March 31, 2015 19:19:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Martha Stewart talked about shanking. And everyone loves her now. (Dlisted)   

Olivia Wilde talks about her mom body (Just Jared

Not the most attractive thing Kit Harington has ever said  (Cele|bitchy

A lot of people want to believe that Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are carrying on secretly  (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Is she wearing a turtleneck to work out? (Hollywood Tuna)  

Cute bikini on Demi Lovato (Popoholic)  

I wish she'd gone without the tights or at least a more fun shoe (Go Fug Yourself

Helen Mirren has been victimised by manspreading too! (Jezebel)  
 

Keke Palmer for Dorothy - The Wiz on NBC

March 31, 2015 18:43:00 Posted at March 31, 2015 18:43:00
Duana Posted by Duana
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Well, Deadline has apologized by not apologizing, so it’s time to pretend that the NBC musical that was announced yesterday, The Wiz, isn’t totally a reactive, opportunistic move to make them look like they’re on the side of the good guys. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper: working single

March 31, 2015 18:11:24 Posted at March 31, 2015 18:11:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bradley Cooper is working with Jennifer Lawrence and David O Russell in Boston on Joy. As you know, he and Suki Waterhouse broke up. What? Girls aren’t on his mind right now, OK? He’s focusing on his career. And he’ll be a director soon. So there’s no time for relationships. Full Story

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Jurassic World’s jerk dinosaur

March 31, 2015 17:31:34 Posted at March 31, 2015 17:31:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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A new TV spot for Jurassic World has arrived and it’s teasing out more information about the new monstersaur on the block: Indominus Rex, the pants-sh*tting terror quaintly referred to as an “attraction” by the meat bags upon which it will soon be feasting. We’ve gotten a glimpse of Indominus already Full Story

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