Friday, December 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Am I allowed to say now that the final episode of Serial was… frustrating? Frustrating is a safe word, right? It’s been frustrating for a few weeks now. I finally gave in and started googling about 10 days ago because I just, you know, like, I dunno, (in Sarah speak), certain questions weren’t being asked. I felt deflated to start the day. And then…by the end of the night…

If we’re talking final episodes, Colbert’s was perfect.

And it’s not because he had so many celebrity guests (Cookie Monster was the best, obviously). You know what I appreciate about Stephen Colbert? Or at the least the version of Colbert that was presented on The Colbert Report, who’s now achieved immortality alongside Santa, Unicorn Lincoln, and Alex Trebek (HAHAHAHA)?

It’s that he was ALWAYS Colbert.

There was no crying. There’s no crying in baseball, and there’s no f-cking crying in satire!

There is, however, a new, exciting question: Who are you now Stephen Colbert? See you in September.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Jennifer Aniston is everywhere

December 19, 2014 16:07:03 Posted at December 19, 2014 16:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur /Lester Cohen / Kevin Winter /Chris Polk /Getty Images

The PEOPLE Magazine Awards? Right. So, like, the MiniVan Majority Awards? What do you suppose gets exchanged for a PEOPLE Magazine Award? It’s the inaugural year. They just named Jennifer Aniston the Movie Performance of the Year (Actress). This is the first award Aniston has ever received for a film role. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston and a puppy

December 19, 2014 15:08:24 Posted at December 19, 2014 15:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cathy Gibson /Splash News

Not quite the same as Tom Hardy and a puppy…but, again, my flavour is not your flavour. So Happy Christmas, Hiddle-Hards, here’s your man arriving at LAX yesterday wearing what looks to be the same hoodie he was wearing in a video that was circulating the other day of him singing in the studio with a dog on his lap. Full Story

George Clooney’s unsigned petition

December 19, 2014 14:50:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:50:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After weeks of Sony Hack drama, intensifying over the last couple of days following Sony’s decision to pull The Interview, we are now hearing directly from George Clooney. The Hollywood Chairman speaks. Clooney makes it clear that Amy Pascal has his support. Specifically, he supported Pascal and Sony’s initial position to not to give in to the hackers’ demands. Full Story

December 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 19, 2014 14:14:43 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nadine! Merry Christmas! From… Hayley. Because she needed me to “help convince my mom I listen to her”. Apparently you’re not the “candle stick, gardening glove, hey-i-made-you-another-f*cking-craft kinda mom because that would be easy”. Instead, what you wanted for Christmas was a teenager not being self-absorbed for a change. Full Story

Thursday, December 18, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

What I really want to do here is to write about Serial. But it’s 9 o’clock in the morning and many of you probably haven’t listened to it yet, the final episode. Fine. Can we talk about how and why there are only 12 episodes?

Why not extend it all season like a network television show? Who says Serial has to be cable? Who says Serial has to be HBO? It’s not like we WON’T RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS, GODDAMMIT! If I could figure out how to do that, I would have posted that last sentence in ever increasing font sizes so you could appreciate how I’m gradually getting louder and Louder and LOUDER.

At what point does something become a hate-listen the way a television show becomes a hate-watch? And are we there yet with Serial?

Am tempted, when it slows down next week, to do a live-blog about this so we can all yell our theories at each other and end up blueballed and unsatisfied.  Read Full Intro

Ethan’s award season hair

December 18, 2014 21:12:22 Posted at December 18, 2014 21:12:22
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Rocky /WENN

Oh hey look at that, it’s turned into a Great Expectations day. Ethan Hawke is in London. Here he is at ITV studios earlier and then tonight he was featured at BAFTA A Life In Pictures: Ethan Hawke. This is new hair. Two weeks ago it was longer. So will this be his award season hair? You’ll see a lot of him. Full Story

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Gwyneth didn’t graduate

December 18, 2014 20:37:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 20:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jonathan, a long time reader of this site, and co-founder of our Gwyneth Paltrow Love Club (we are the only two members), sent me a note about Gwyneth today. It’s from the new NYT article on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. Before you read that though, you should read Vanity Fair’s profile Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 18, 2014 19:47:31 Posted at December 18, 2014 19:47:31
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Sasha Finds rainboots under $100 in LifeStyle

What Kanye spent on his daughter for Christmas (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera goes to Disneyland (TooFab)

Madonna’s poor choice of words (The Superficial)

Amal and George Clooney go out for dinner again (Just Jared)

Cute bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden arrive in New York (Pop Sugar)

How Charlie Hunnam describes himself is not how I would describe him
(Cele|bitchy)

Mrs Timberlake’s baby bump revealed (OK!)

Nina Dobrev’s new boyfriend (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

LOVE what Gwen Stefani is wearing here (I'm Not Obsessed)

Santa Harry

December 18, 2014 18:43:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling /Splash News, Max Mumby/Indigo /Getty Images

Prince Hot Harry was seen arriving at Buckingham Palace for the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday. Prince William and Catherine too. It was a royal convoy. On December 5 however Harry was in Lesotho for his foundation Sentebale. The pictures have just been released. And they’ve been selected by Harry himself…with captions. Full Story

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Sony Hack: Racism edition part 3 starring Denzel Washington

December 18, 2014 16:34:18 Posted at December 18, 2014 16:34:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So a new batch of emails from the Sony Hack now involve Denzel Washington. It’s a message from an unnamed producer to Michael Lynton, Chair & CEO. According to Radar, the producer writes that it’s bad business to keep casting Denzel Washington in movies because international audiences don’t want to watch black actors. Full Story

The Last Colbert Report

December 18, 2014 16:09:23 Posted at December 18, 2014 16:09:23
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s a day for lasts. The last Serial, and tonight, the last episode of The Colbert Report. Tonight Stephen Colbert signs off as his fake-conservative persona and next year, he’ll re-emerge as simply himself, taking over David Letterman’s Late Show. For nine years The Colbert Report has been a late-night comedy staple, but I’m excited to see what Colbert does next. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s like Taylor Swift

December 18, 2014 15:52:25 Posted at December 18, 2014 15:52:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur /Getty Images

You know how for a while there we were calling Taylor Swift the “friend collector”? Look at how Jennifer Aniston is working this Oscar campaign. There are celebrities everywhere jumping up on top of each other to host Cake screenings and events and interviews etc for her, to help her push for a nomination. Full Story