Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Buzzfeed posted a photo on Twitter yesterday that made me hug myself. The Khaleesi and Neville Longbottom!

 

 

It came from Matthew Lewis’s Instagram. They’re working together on Me Before You which, presumably, is the film adaptation of Jojo Moyes’s novel of the same name. I wrote about Me Before You in January 2013; after two more readings since then I still can’t decide how I feel about it. But as a movie, it has the potential to become what Nicholas Sparks books-to-movies used to be. You remember how you left the theatre ugly-sobbing after The Notebook? This is what will happen when Me Before You comes out.

By the way, Neville is not playing the male lead. He is, however, showing you his abs and his junk on the cover of Attitude Magazine. I don’t like my Neville when he’s trying to be Justin Bieber and/or Scott Eastwood.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Smutty Tingles

May 21, 2015 21:02:13 Posted at May 21, 2015 21:02:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is apparently kind of a Travolta? Too bad the source on this is sh-t (Dlisted

Another record for Taylor Swift (Just Jared

Terrible material on Rachel Weisz's dress. Terrible. (Cele|bitchy)  

Wait what? Nina Dobrev and Zedd? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jennifer Lawrence and IKEA  (Hollywood PQ

Vanessa Hudgens is turning New York into Coachella (Popoholic

Why does everyone think their own wedding videos are so interesting? (Romance Beat

Omg this dress on Fan Bingbing (Go Fug Yourself)   
 

Johnny Depp's Australian drama

May 21, 2015 18:00:09 Posted at May 21, 2015 18:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Holy sh-t it's been one drama after another for Johnny Depp in Australia. And it's not like Australia is unwelcoming of celebrities. As Nicole pointed out in an email to me this morning, when Brange was there last year for Unbroken, they were beloved by the Aussie public. That said, they weren't constantly threatening to bail or compromising the country's quarantine. Full Story

Yet more Civil War: Everyone can still get it

May 21, 2015 17:25:52 Posted at May 21, 2015 17:25:52
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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More photos from the Atlanta set of Captain America: Civil War, including Scarlett Johansson sporting what I think is Black Widow’s best-ever wig, and Paul Rudd reporting to set. Rudd will make his debut as Ant-Man in a couple months, but he’s already moving up the ranks to full-blown Avenger for Civil War. Full Story

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Leo's on the boat

May 21, 2015 15:47:57 Posted at May 21, 2015 15:47:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh hey. I haven't posted any shots of Leonardo DiCaprio on a boat in Cannes yet. So. Here. How many billionaires offered him the opportunity? And how do you choose which one to accept? Is it possible that he's renting it on his own? Why spend his own money when there's an obscenely wealthy starf-cker willing to take care of the expenses? People were all impressed earlier this week when Leo bid $20k for a bag for his ma at a charity event. Full Story

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Sharing fries with Justin Bieber

May 21, 2015 15:21:33 Posted at May 21, 2015 15:21:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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In the latest installment of James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke, Justin Bieber comes along for the ride. No, nothing will ever be better than Mimi glittering all over James’s vehicle as he plays hit after hit – HER  hits, obviously – but this interview format, side by side, with music, driving around Los Angeles, is really effective. Full Story

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Rebel Wilson’s hella stupid scandal

May 21, 2015 15:06:08 Posted at May 21, 2015 15:06:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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This week the internet was scandalized when an Australian tabloid ran a story asserting that Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and background since breaking out in Bridesmaids. Wilson’s age of record was 29, and she had at various points claimed to grow up in the “ghetto” with “bogan” (working class) parents. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew holding hands

May 21, 2015 14:46:53 Posted at May 21, 2015 14:46:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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E! News reported yesterday that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were seen earlier this week holding hands in Malibu. This comes just a few days after Andrew’s parents showed up to support Emma at the Aloha premiere in London – click here Full Story

David Letterman signs off

May 21, 2015 14:23:13 Posted at May 21, 2015 14:23:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Last night marked the official end of The Late Show with David Letterman. After his final interview, his last broadcast was dedicated to best-of segments, tributes, thank yous, and one last Top 10, which lined up some of Letterman’s most frequent and favorite celebrity guests. Full Story

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May 21, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 21, 2015 13:43:49 Posted at May 21, 2015 13:43:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Olga. Like I told you last year, I feel like we’re doing med school together, that’s how long it’s been… So… is this like a mashup of Glee and Grey’s Anatomy? Duana would totally write a show about this, seriously. The medical students of McMaster University are pleased to present O. Full Story

Wednesday, May 20, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Have you watched the Feeling Myself video yet? I can’t stop watching Beyonce and Nicki Minaj dedicate an entire video to celebrating themselves.

Please.

Isn’t every video a self-celebration? If you’re going to do it – and they ALL do it – you might as well do it with really, REALLY good hair and makeup, toned legs and asses, and some burgers. I change my mind about my favourite part every time I hit repeat but right now, I love it when they eat the burgers. And groove while they’re eating the burgers. And, yes, feeling themselves. Oh they feel themselves real hard.

It’s the rise of the huge female ego. Two at a time. And I am totally OK with this.

Quick programming note: I’m at Disneyland with The Social for the next few days as we’re coming live from the park this week. Have tried to prep the column before I have to leave for rehearsals and shoots and Sarah’s handling several posts while I’m on set. If anything breaks, I’ll try to write from my phone. Thanks in advance for understanding.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi & Dumbo

May 20, 2015 20:47:52 Posted at May 20, 2015 20:47:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mimi was at Disneyland yesterday. And I'm at Disneyland right now. I f-cking missed her! My flight didn't get in in time. And you know what I could have seen? I could have seen Mimi riding Dumbo. Look at this picture. Look at her joy. Look at her flying around in circles on an elephant at the happiest place in the world. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Wednesday May 20, 2015

May 20, 2015 20:05:33 Posted at May 20, 2015 20:05:33
Maria Posted by Maria
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