Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I still haven’t seen Avatar. Didn’t care, don’t care.

Avatar was a big f-cking deal…for 6 months. But, really, who cares about Avatar anymore? Do people really sit around, impatiently, waiting for new Avatars? There are three new Avatar movies coming out in 2016, 2017, and 2018. James Cameron is promising that they will blow your ass out:

"I can tell you one thing about them," Cameron laughs when Empire nonchalantly enquiries about storylines. "They're gonna be bitchin'. You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open." (Source)

Bitchin’?

BITCHIN’?

Who even says that anymore???

“Bitchin’”, and its irrelevance, pretty much sums that up for me.

And then you’re going to throw this in my face when the Avatars come out and crush the box office. I can promise you right now I’m not going. Sam Worthington doesn’t do it for me.

Hard turn…

Happy Thanksgiving to all you American gossips! Thank you for making it a slowwwwww news day! If you have to get away from your relatives and all the football today, I’ll be here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Clooneys first Thanksgiving

November 27, 2014 18:07:08 Posted at November 27, 2014 18:07:08
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Amal Clooney flew out of Heathrow the other day – click here for a refresher. Today she and George Clooney arrived back in London. So…I guess they won’t be in Cabo? England for Thanksgiving? First Thanksgiving as marrieds. Married but not parents. Full Story

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The Brange hug

November 27, 2014 16:55:15 Posted at November 27, 2014 16:55:15
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Woman’s Day Magazine in Australia was the first to post those shots of Brange’s fight on a balcony in Sydney taken a couple of weeks ago. Click here for a refresher. IN TOUCH ended up putting the pictures on their Thanksgiving cover issue. Full Story

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Diddy Daddy misses Cammie

November 27, 2014 16:01:27 Posted at November 27, 2014 16:01:27
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Cameron Diaz is happily dating Benji Madden. The rumour is that they’re engaged. GREAT. It’s so great. Because Cam… We’ve talked about this. Before Benji, Cam was always attracted to the ones who treated her like sh-t: Justin Timberlake Alex Rodriguez Puff Daddy Diddy I don’t understand how she was attracted to Diddy. Full Story

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Johnny Depp doesn’t give a f-ck

November 27, 2014 15:23:26 Posted at November 27, 2014 15:23:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp covers the new DETAILS. Into The Woods is coming out soon. He plays the Big Bad Wolf. So this interview is about how he doesn’t give a f-ck anymore. Even though his last few movies took a dump at the box office, Johnny Depp isn’t just over it, he was never a part of it. He is beyond criticism. Full Story

November 27, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 27, 2014 14:53:49 Posted at November 27, 2014 14:53:49
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Cara! Happy Birthday from Lynne who says she’s so lucky to work with you because you make it fun and smutty. By request, here’s Charlie Hunnam.  Full Story

Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

This fall I read Sheila Weller’s new book The News Sorority about Christiane Amanpour, Diane Sawyer, and Katie Couric. SO good. Empowering and dishy at the same time – like good gossip? A debate for another day. The News Sorority is Weller’s follow-up to Girls Like Us, a triple bio of Carole King, Joni Mitchell, and Carly Simon. I was OBSESSED with it. Click here for my review.

Girls Like Us was supposed to be turned into a movie. Two years ago, it was reported that Taylor Swift was in talks to play Joni Mitchell. Click here  Read Full Intro

Gaga comes home

November 26, 2014 21:27:11 Posted at November 26, 2014 21:27:11
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Jeffery Duran/ Splash

Lady Gaga has been touring all over the world, dressed in a variety of crazy ass outfits for attention because, well, the Gaga hype isn’t what it was, is it? After a while, none of it is all that remarkable anymore. The more outlandish the costume, the less I care. So here she is, home in New York today and NOT wearing something stupid. Full Story

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Reese’s Big Little Lies but no Spirit

November 26, 2014 21:04:17 Posted at November 26, 2014 21:04:17
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In addition to Benedict Cumberbatch, Reese Witherspoon was also one of the surprise names left off the list of Independent Spirit Award nominees. Reese is considered to be in the second position, after Julianne Moore, for Best Actress Oscar nominee for her performance in Wild. And if we’re working on the McConaissance plan (his agent, Jim Toth, is her husband), ideally she’d be at the Spirits the night before Oscar Sunday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 26, 2014 20:23:45 Posted at November 26, 2014 20:23:45
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Lady Gaga’s lastest James Franco (Dlisted

Cate Blanchett blesses Emma Watson (Just Jared

God, if only John Mayer and Katherine Heigl hooked up, right? (The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch’s new Sherlock promo shot (Cele|bitchy)

This dog will cut you, motherf-cker (Hollywood Tuna

Lorde talks about protecting Taylor Swift (Pop Sugar

Jennifer Aniston trying to be mean…but she wasn’t that mean (Too Fab

This is Robin Thicke’s 19 year old new girl (Hollywood PQ

Celebrity divorce lessons (Romance Beat

Please, Miley. Don’t get pregnant. (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Natalie Portman gets a Job(s)

November 26, 2014 20:08:39 Posted at November 26, 2014 20:08:39
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That Aaron Sorkin/Steve Jobs biopic has had a busy few weeks. First Christian Bale was in —  confirmed by Sorkin himself! But then Christian Bale was out. Then Michael Fassbender was in talks to play Jobs—he’s still attached to the project but nothing is official yet. Full Story

Angelina’s Unbroken marriage tour

November 26, 2014 17:46:13 Posted at November 26, 2014 17:46:13
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Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story

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Is this Big G’s Christmas card?

November 26, 2014 16:30:34 Posted at November 26, 2014 16:30:34
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Not officially. But it could totally be an option. A new family portrait of the Cambridges is now online that hasn’t been widely circulated until now. The picture was taken in March and was distributed as a thank you card on their Australia and New Zealand tour. Big G was 10 months old at the time. Full Story

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