Monday, March 30, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

We were thinking the same thing watching George Ezra perform on Saturday Night Live, right?

Why hasn’t Taylor Swift friend-collected him yet? And how long before she does? It’s inevitable, non? Although certainly not a priority on a night like last night, when she was friend-collecting all over the place at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. Still, Calvin or George? If you ask me, George is WAY cuter.

The Kids’ Choice Awards also happened this weekend. Angelina Jolie showed up. Emma Stone showed up. Chris Pratt showed up. So, basically, the Kids’ Choice Awards > the People’s Choice Awards.

For some reason there were a lot of awards this weekend which happens to be a month after the Oscars. Is a month enough time to get over awards fatigue? There is no award season anymore.  Read Full Intro

Tom Hardy makes a mug

March 30, 2015 19:36:57 Posted at March 30, 2015 19:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you already have a Tom Hardy problem, this isn’t going to help. This will make it much, much worse. Here he is on the cover of UK Esquire. Some dudes, when they do the squinty eye thing, it doesn’t work, not at all. You don’t believe it. Like if there was actually cigarette smoke drifting across their faces, they wouldn’t hot-squint, their eyes would just water and they’d swat it away. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 30, 2015 19:03:06 Posted at March 30, 2015 19:03:06
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This is so cute it makes me feel like being a nice person (Dlisted

JLO and Slum Bear wide open (Just Jared

This pays off later, Anna Kendrick (Cele|bitchy

Carrie Underwood shows off her baby (TooFab

Britney Spears is going to school (The Superficial

I can’t figure out what this bikini top/bra is doing (Hollywood Tuna

Good pants on Kristen Stewart (Pop Sugar

Bullsh-t. Selena Gomez isn’t getting a butt lift (OK!

Will Ferrell & Kevin Hart Get Hard

March 30, 2015 18:52:04 Posted at March 30, 2015 18:52:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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A controversy about this movie erupted following its premiere at SXSW when a member of the audience at the post-screening Q&A told director Etan Cohen that the movie “seemed racist as f*ck”. In response, the filmmakers said that similar criticisms of the movie are “cheap” and “lazy journalism Full Story

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Henry Cavill for Christopher Nolan

March 30, 2015 17:48:09 Posted at March 30, 2015 17:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Empire Awards in London yesterday. Christopher Nolan was honoured. Nolan’s the father of the Dark Knights. And produces the new films, Superman and the upcoming Batman vs Superman. So this is like showing up for the company president. On a side note that I just want to throw out there right now – I received an update recently from a Henry Cavill fan. Full Story

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The Royals 1.3: “Fashion week makes everyone crazy”

March 30, 2015 17:15:13 Posted at March 30, 2015 17:15:13
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The Royals Season 1, Episode 3 recap I do not understand why Princess Eleanor even cares about Jasper evil-butlering her by releasing the tape of their threesome. When we first met her she had a bare-assed upskirt photo on the cover of all the tabloids, last week she was openly smoking a joint at a royal function, and this week she conducts a war with her mother in the papers. Full Story

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(Green) Bitch Better Have My Money

March 30, 2015 16:20:23 Posted at March 30, 2015 16:20:23
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So there’s the Taylor Swift way of doing things, which is to sit in the audience the whole time because they pretty much told her she was going to win everything. With as many friends as possible. And then there’s the Rihanna way of doing things. Which is to not sit in the audience. And show up to perform. Full Story

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Trevor Noah to take over The Daily Show

March 30, 2015 15:48:55 Posted at March 30, 2015 15:48:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In February Jon Stewart announced he will be retiring from The Daily Show later this year, and now it’s become official that his replacement will be South African comedian Trevor Noah. There’s still no date for Stewart’s retirement beyond “later this year”, but when he does go, Noah will take over his chair. Full Story

Katie, Jamie, and Suri

March 30, 2015 15:29:26 Posted at March 30, 2015 15:29:26
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Katie Holmes took Suri to the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night. And Suri clearly enjoyed it. Arms up in the air, trying to shove air balloons into her clutch…she’s 8 now, and this event hits all the sweet spots for someone her age. It must have been magic. By the way, Jamie Foxx was also at Kids’ Choice on Saturday. Full Story

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007 returns for James Bond: The Winter Soldier

March 30, 2015 14:45:43 Posted at March 30, 2015 14:45:43
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The first trailer for Spectre, the next installment in the James Bond franchise, arrived—oddly—on Friday evening, and it’s more of what we’ve come to expect from Daniel Craig’s stint as 007. Which is to say, it’s moody and dark and everything is gray and chilly. Full Story

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Destiny’s Child at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards

March 30, 2015 14:13:46 Posted at March 30, 2015 14:13:46
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This didn’t end up being a surprise since Michelle tweeted about it a couple of days before the event. But still. Still. When she, Kelly Rowland, and the Beyonce reunite? It’s still a big deal. The reunion happened Saturday night at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards in Las Vegas where Michelle was nominated in several categories. Full Story

Justin Timberlake, the Innovator

March 30, 2015 13:55:54 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:55:54
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Justin Timberlake the musician? No problem. His talent as an entertainer, in that respect, has never been disputed here. So if he lives here, at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, as a living legend, yeah, of course. I mean, what a “journey”, you know? Like when you consider all that he’s had to overcome? That his career, like Janet Jackson, who was also an “innovator” in her time, could have easily been jeopardised by violating whatever bullsh-t decency rules at the Super Bowl? How often does a young, blonde man rise again after controversy? That almost never happens. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: wins more, collects more

March 30, 2015 13:39:32 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:39:32
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Taylor Swift tried to clarify for us that it’s not “Starbucks lovers” in Blank Space last night at the iHeartRadio Music Awards when she won for Best Lyrics but it all just ended up sounding like promotion for her upcoming tour. Right? Every time she was on stage, speaking, it was about the tour. Full Story

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Angelina at the Kid Oscars

March 30, 2015 13:01:34 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:01:34
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The Academy didn’t care for Unbroken. But Angelina Jolie would probably say that her Oscar moment of 2015 happened on Saturday night at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards where she was joined by daughters Zahara and Shiloh. The Jolie won Best Villain for her performance as Maleficent. Full Story

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