Tuesday, April 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

If you were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, seriously, would you want to be on Fuller House? Everyone was talking yesterday about how John Stamos put them on blast for claiming to not know about the new show when they really did know about the new show and just didn’t want to come right out and say it but, come on, as Duana wrote last week (click here for a refresher), WHY would Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who are currently finalising what they’re wearing to the MET Gala, ever revisit Michelle Tanner?

These two are practically public mutes. They hardly ever speak. When they do speak, it’s about $500 t-shirts. That’s not exactly the Kimmy Gibbler demographic. Some people are like, well, they wouldn’t be The Row and Elizabeth & James if not for Full House. I disagree. They wouldn’t be The Row and Elizabeth & James and what they are now if not for those movies, those videos. (My personal favourite was Winning London.) An entire generation grew up on those videos. That generation grew up WITH them afterwards. Lots of children play babies on television sitcoms. Few of them go on to make Sweet Valley High style straight-to-videos and become billionaires. That’s my new party idea: to marathon all those Olsen videos one night with people who appreciate the artistic genius of New York Minute.

Yours in gossip,


Tom Brady must have lost a bet to Seth MacFarlane

April 28, 2015 14:22:42 Posted at April 28, 2015 14:22:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Back in 2012, I quite liked Ted, Seth MacFarlane’s talking teddy bear movie starring Mark Wahlberg. It hit the right balance between MacFarlane’s raunchy sense of humor and actually having a heart under the R-rated jokes and the teddy bear gimmick. So I’m holding out hope that the latest trailer for Ted 2, which is a red band, is just a bad trailer, and not indicative of the movie as a whole, because this trailer is BAD. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s cover alliteration

April 28, 2015 14:04:10 Posted at April 28, 2015 14:04:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart covers the June issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar. She’s wearing Chanel. It’s exquisite, this outfit, but it looks heavy. And stressful. For a photo shoot, fine. No one is comfortable on a photo shoot. But imagine bopping around in this? Can’t be relaxing. Excerpts from the article will be released later this week (and I’ll write about it then) but the exclusive promise is as follows: Kristen Stewart on Sexuality, Sexism, and her search for Serenity Easy with the alliteration there. Full Story

April 28, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 28, 2015 13:53:07 Posted at April 28, 2015 13:53:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Audrey! Congratulations on your final law school paper! Anne is so proud of you for not only what you’ve accomplished and for doing what you love. Leslie Knope would approve of this too.  The ALS Double Play will host The Purple Carpet Event: A Screening of The Theory Of Everything on May 7th in support of the Tanz Research Centre for Neurodegenerative Diseases at the University of Toronto. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

I keep calling it the Mary Lindo. That’s the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London where Princess Catherine will give birth to Big G’s sibling. And where press and royal TwiHards have been gathered for days. It could be any time now. Which is why I was happy to get out of the country before it happened. Because apparently as soon as the child is born, every nutter from all over the kingdom pilgrims over to the capital to celebrate, clogging up an already busy city. My friend Omid hilariously clarified that, “Even the medium crazies will be coming”. I’ve interviewed a full crazy. Her entire house, wall to wall, was jammed with royal memorabilia. You know, like the plates with the Queen’s face on them? Then she built a separate add-on dedicated to all her Diana items.  Read Full Intro

Spontaneous push-ups

April 27, 2015 21:28:13 Posted at April 27, 2015 21:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron is in Georgia working on a movie called Dirty Grandpa. He was photographed on set today. In between scenes, he appears to be dropping down for a set of push-ups. I mean, good for him, you know? Maximise every minute. It can be boring, sitting around in your trailer all day, waiting for them to set up the lights and block the shots. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Monday April 27, 2015

April 27, 2015 21:13:09 Posted at April 27, 2015 21:13:09
Maria Posted by Maria
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Jay Z took some time on the weekend to unleash #TidalFacts and he does make some salient points – at 700k subscribers in a month, it’s hardly a flop. But with the star power and hype behind it, what number would tip it to “successful”? The problem with an endeavor like this is that there’s no context. Full Story

Annie’s Grounded reunion

April 27, 2015 20:53:47 Posted at April 27, 2015 20:53:47
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Anne Hathaway’s Grounded, playing at the Public Theatre in New York until May 24, is receiving solid reviews. And even if critics aren’t in love with the entire production, her performance, not surprisingly, is being widely praised. As if there was any doubt. Even those of you who can’t stand her have to admit that she can act, non? Anne Hathaway has all the goods. Full Story

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What could go wrong?

April 27, 2015 20:26:40 Posted at April 27, 2015 20:26:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you were a Disney/Marvel publicist, last week probably wasn’t great. Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans were sexist (click here for a refresher). Robert Downey Jr walked out of an interview (click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 27, 2015 19:33:58 Posted at April 27, 2015 19:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber goes to a prom….in April. I know I’m old but what am I missing here? (Dlisted

Jake Gyllenhaal tells Ellen that he’s single (Just Jared

Blake Lively's perspective on Blake Lively (Cele|bitchy

Jude Law’s son looks exactly like him (TooFab

Sarah says Jared Leto looks like Insane Clown Posse (The Superficial

Nick Jonas’s girlfriend in a padded green dress (Hollywood Tuna

Prince Big G before the birth of his sibling (Pop Sugar

I really like Nikki Reed’s wedding dress (OK!

Pattinson & twigs: the Venice date

April 27, 2015 18:00:38 Posted at April 27, 2015 18:00:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs were in Venice this weekend. They walked along the boardwalk. They went for ice cream. It was like a textbook Venice date. Is that the ring? So far, as you know, they’ve not confirmed that they’re getting married. But they’ve not denied it either. Full Story

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The Royals 1.7: Dame Joan Collins shows up AT LAST

April 27, 2015 17:30:32 Posted at April 27, 2015 17:30:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Royals Season 1, Episode 7 recap I don’t understand how titles work on this show at all. Dame Joan Collins finally appears as Queen Helena’s mom, and her title is “Grand Duchess of Oxford”, except that doesn’t make any sense. A Grand Duchess is the head of a sovereign state, or a Russian princess. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: half Uma, half Britney

April 27, 2015 16:49:30 Posted at April 27, 2015 16:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Penelope Cruz this weekend in Rome on the set of Zoolander 2. Apparently she plays a cop. Like a cop who’s a hybrid of Uma Thurman in Kill Bill and Oops Britney? Whatever. She is wearing the sh-t out of that leather jumpsuit. And her hair. One of the best heads of hair in Hollywood. Full Story

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Blake Lively in The Age of Adaline

April 27, 2015 15:55:24 Posted at April 27, 2015 15:55:24
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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For a movie that features a protagonist who boned two members of the same family, The Age of Adaline is incredibly boring. There’s so much potential drama to fuel the story of a woman who doesn’t age, and who, it is implied, has left a string of lovers spanning a century behind her, but Adaline is hell-bent on being the least interesting version of that story, more interested in presenting the titular Adaline (Blake Lively, in her first role since 2012’s Savages) as a proper lady who has weathered the century unchanging. Full Story

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