Monday, November 30, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Now that all the Thanksgivings are over, can we talk about Christmas? Jacek just put up the lights outside our house yesterday. We are putting up the tree at midnight on Saturday, a tradition. While listening to Christmas songs.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

November 30, 2015 21:06:42 Posted at November 30, 2015 21:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this supposed to make me horny? (Dlisted)  

Is it because Joey and Pacey won't happen again in real life? (Just Jared

Did Tom Hiddleston dump Elizabeth Olsen? (Cele|bitchy)

The OC then and now (TooFab)  

Jennifer Garner out with Ben Affleck's mom  (Pop Sugar

Daniel Radcliffe did not jerk off in the presence of the Sorting Hat. I wish I asked this question. (The Superficial)   

Is Taylor Swift cockblocking Selena and Justin? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Lupita's great bag (Go Fug Yourself)

I'm not sure Facebook, which is for your grandma and your great uncle now, should be picking fights with Taylor Swift (Gossip Girl)  

Mimi Can’t Even

November 30, 2015 20:20:47 Posted at November 30, 2015 20:20:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UPDATE: Have just been informed that this video is a fraud. So I’ve started drinking because it’s been a long ass 48 hours and I need some real joy. Can we all will this into reality? When I’m down and out, I have a go-to list of food items, books, movies, and moments that bring me out of the darkness, if only temporarily. Full Story

Hot Harry on a horse and few words

November 30, 2015 19:55:13 Posted at November 30, 2015 19:55:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Samir Hussein/ Chris Jackson/ Pool/ Handout/ Getty Images

Like I said earlier, I’m kissing your ass with photos and few words today. Prince Harry is still in Africa. The other day he played polo. He fell off the horse a couple of times but wasn’t hurt. And he’s on a horse. Bonus one. Bonus two: He visited a youth centre today that rehabilitates kids who’ve been involved in gangs and criminal activity. Full Story

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Taylor Swift pulled over

November 30, 2015 18:07:48 Posted at November 30, 2015 18:07:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift is touring in Australia. While driving around today she saw a girl wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt and pulled over impromptu to meet her. The ended up posing for a few photos. Obviously the best surprise ever for a pre-teen. I’m surprised she’s not telling her story on local tv yet. Full Story

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Michael B. Jordan in Creed

November 30, 2015 17:33:28 Posted at November 30, 2015 17:33:28
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Without Rocky, there is no Creed, but you don’t need to know Rocky to get Creed. In the most impressive feat of franchise filmmaking in recent memory—maybe ever—Creed, the seventh entry into the Rocky franchise is entirely its own film, and yet it is an organic part of that larger mythos as well. Full Story

Marriage & Cigarettes

November 30, 2015 16:55:19 Posted at November 30, 2015 16:55:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy. It happened in New York, in a penthouse, only 50 guests. No photos, obviously. That’s not MK’s style. What is her style is smoking. This my favourite detail from the wedding. That the main design feature was the “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes”. Full Story

Gigi & Zayn hold hands

November 30, 2015 16:38:08 Posted at November 30, 2015 16:38:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last week I wrote in Smutty Tingles that I think I’ve officially stopped caring about Harry Styles. It’s more like, even though they won all those American Music Awards, because the show wanted to make sure their crazy fans were watching, One Direction is… fading. Doesn’t Harry look bored? To me he looks bored. Full Story

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Tom Hardy taboo

November 30, 2015 15:46:27 Posted at November 30, 2015 15:46:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is Cyber Monday. Apparently all of us will be throwing money at the Internet, supposedly buying gifts but really shopping for ourselves. Well I have a gift for you, OK? Just me. And my pleasure has nothing to do with it. I am sucking up to you because I'm scrambling today and want to mollify you with pretty pictures. Full Story

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Erykah isn’t a believer either

November 30, 2015 15:18:57 Posted at November 30, 2015 15:18:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote a long time ago that I’m not a believer in Iggy Azalea. Even when Fancy was getting overplayed and people were swinging their fingers back and forth reciting every lyric, nah, no, not a believer. I am also not a believer in Ed Sheeran, for different reasons, but that’s another conversation. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence is going back

November 30, 2015 14:52:08 Posted at November 30, 2015 14:52:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David O Russell’s Joy screened in LA and NYC this weekend as Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper joined their director to promote the film and raise its award season profile. Joy’s been on the contender list for months now, because the combination of David O Russell, Jennifer Lawrence, and Bradley Cooper has resulted in so many previous nominations. Full Story

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You Were Supposed To Be The Good Guy

November 30, 2015 14:22:35 Posted at November 30, 2015 14:22:35
Duana Posted by Duana
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In a new move for The Affair, we see everyone tonight. Everyone has a dramatic, life-changing night in the storm. Including Whitney. Dear God. I especially love that because we’re going by clock and not by perspective, the show is telling us that the things we’re seeing are objectively true. Full Story

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The Rickator returns

November 30, 2015 14:03:55 Posted at November 30, 2015 14:03:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

SPOILERS So my predictions are halfway skewed because Rick was never banished from Alexandria, but the endgame is in effect—Rick is now in total control of Alexandria. The first half of The Walking Dead season six ends with Rick organizing an effort to save Alexandria after zombies overrun the city because the Alexandrians are really bad at Jenga. Full Story