Tuesday, April 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Mad Men’s rating were low on Sunday night, the lowest since 2008. Do you blame Game Of Thrones? In many markets, technically, you could watch them back to back. But what goes down in Westeros often comes first. And I find that the pace of Mad Men immediately following makes it hard to connect with Sterling Cooper after the Starks and the Lannisters. Maybe the key is to record Mad Men and watch it the next day. Or maybe, as Duana wrote in her recap yesterday – click here if you missed it – the show is like its lead character: Don Draper and Mad Men have gone off course.  Read Full Intro

Charlize Penn?

April 15, 2014 19:55:23 Posted at April 15, 2014 19:55:23
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Apparently there was a rumour happening out there about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn being engaged. So PEOPLE took it upon themselves to tell you that they’re not engaged but that… Friends of the couple "wouldn't be surprised" by a proposal, says the insider. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 15, 2014 18:59:36 Posted at April 15, 2014 18:59:36
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s 8th birthday party for Moses (Dlisted)

More celebrities dressing like assholes at Coachella (The Superficial)

Would you want Taylor Swift at your bridal shower? (Too Fab)

Rashida Jones wants you to watch your mouth (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner and his girlfriend in London (Just Jared)

Holiday themed nakedness (Hollywood Tuna)

Um. HOT. SOOOOOO HOT. (Towleroad)

Beyonce’s drinking mimosas, right? (Pop Sugar)

Ohhhhhh this is a great bikini (Popoholic)

I don’t actually hate this dress. Should I? (Go Fug Yourself)

On different coasts

April 15, 2014 17:21:26 Posted at April 15, 2014 17:21:26
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Taylor Swift did not show at Coachella. She spent time in New York instead. At her new apartment. Making an appearance on SNL. And hanging with all her model friends like Karlie Kloss. Also, Lena Dunham was papped leaving her building yesterday. Her ex-BFF Selena Gomez meanwhile continues to spend time with Kanye West’s fiance’s family. Full Story

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High fashion Emma

April 15, 2014 16:48:42 Posted at April 15, 2014 16:48:42
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Lanvin in Paris – leather dress, love. Dolce&Gabbana in Rome (day time) – off white, high collar, front braid, delightful. Valentino in Rome (night) – long, sheer, neck with a bow, super high fashion, and I am OBSESSED with it. Erdem today in Berlin – embellished blue grey, gorgeous shape to the top, beautiful pleats on the bottom, and my dick might explode I am feeling her so hard. Full Story

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Gwen’s out of the cave

April 15, 2014 14:30:26 Posted at April 15, 2014 14:30:26
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That’s what she called it on Twitter after showing up with Pharrell at Coachella for Hollaback Girl. Video is below. “Feels good to be out of the cave.” And now Billboard reports that she may be working on a solo project again. More Love. Full Story

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Map to the latest mindf-ck

April 15, 2014 14:12:53 Posted at April 15, 2014 14:12:53
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David Cronenberg’s next film is called Maps To The Stars featuring Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson, and Mia Wasikowska. There’s another reason why Lindsay Lohan will never: Mia Wasikowska, whose chill detachment and uncontrived aloofness (oh hi Rooney Mara) is perfect for Cronenberg’s latest mindf-ck. Full Story

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Gone Girl first trailer

April 15, 2014 13:21:38 Posted at April 15, 2014 13:21:38
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I read the book and was engrossed like everyone else. In the end though, as previously mentioned, it wasn’t my favourite. The first half, yes. The second half kinda fell apart for me. But Gillian Flynn also wrote the screenplay. And there have been suggestions that she’s changed the ending. Full Story

April 15, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 15, 2014 13:13:33 Posted at April 15, 2014 13:13:33
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Angie! Happy 40th Birthday! Sarah says you were “destined” for gossip. I believe this. By request, here are your two loves Josh Charles and Jimmy Fallon although I’m not sure he’s the one you should be looking to for hope in humanity. Let me make up for it with a hint: I’ll be posting a trailer later featuring an actress whose husband is the one you’re looking for. Full Story

Monday, April 14, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

My book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, debuted at #3 on the bestseller list in Canada! (Click here to see the full list.)

THANK YOU.

For showing up at the book tour events in Ottawa, Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver. For ordering online. For your tweets and emails. For your support. For everything. And there are more book and gossip parties coming up! Next week: New York, Chicago, LA, and San Francisco. See you there?

Game Of Thrones. See what I mean about this season taking off without a slow burn? It was only episode 2. And it’s not just about that big thing that happened at the end. There’s a two minute (or so) scene next week involving the Lannisters that perfectly illustrates why this show is the sh-t right now – love, legacy, and good old perversion.  Read Full Intro

Cameron’s “Catching Fires”

April 14, 2014 20:28:02 Posted at April 14, 2014 20:28:02
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The predominant theme of the texts that Sasha and I were exchanging last night during the MTV Movie Awards were about how f-cking old we are and how we don’t get it anymore. They ran commercials for all these random shows we’d never heard of in the breaks. There was that band we’d never heard of too. Full Story

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A tank top for no one

April 14, 2014 20:16:01 Posted at April 14, 2014 20:16:01
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Jamie Chung and Bryan Greenberg are engaged. And I’m really into that, even though only maybe two of you care. Here they are at Coachella this weekend. Now…ordinarily…Greenberg is hot. Please see Prime for reference or How To Make It In America. But right now, we have a problem. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg and the swears

April 14, 2014 19:57:14 Posted at April 14, 2014 19:57:14
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Really wish they cut away to Rhea Durham’s face more last night during the MTV Movie Awards. Did you see her expression after the Rihanna/Eminem performance? I can’t the video because they keep pulling everything down but if you have it on your DVR still, go back and find it. Mrs Wahlberg has a reputation. Full Story

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