Smutty Tingles

February 5, 2016 21:48:05 Posted at February 5, 2016 21:48:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is terrible and no one should do this, ever. But… I’m laughing. I’m sorry. (Dlisted

Henry Cavill takes his shirt off for Superman (Just Jared

Sofia Vergara explains why she wears the same dress over and over again (Cele|bitchy

Love Zoe Kravitz’s skin (TooFab

John Boyega takes his shirt off for Star Wars (Pop Sugar

Nothing about these clothes is special to me (The Superficial

I couldn’t run in these shoes (Hollywood Tuna

I can’t defend this. And I can defend a lot of style sh-t most people hate (Go Fug Yourself

Piers Morgan can’t stop being offended by Susan Sarandon’s breasts (Evil Beet

Prince Harry’s weekly outings

February 5, 2016 19:12:49 Posted at February 5, 2016 19:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I wrote earlier about Beyonce and the value making people miss you? Click here for a refresher. The exception to that, of course, is being royal. Because when the people pay for your royalness, you can’t withhold yourself from them. Full Story

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Tom Hardy before the Oscars

February 5, 2016 18:11:28 Posted at February 5, 2016 18:11:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

On Monday we say Happy New Year, welcome the Year of the Monkey. On Monday the Toronto Zoo will also be making an announcement about the baby pandas. The cubs are now 4 months old. And we’ll learn their names on Chinese New Year! Click here to visit the Toronto Zoo panda page. Full Story

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The Coen Brothers get dragged into #OscarsSoWhite

February 5, 2016 17:42:41 Posted at February 5, 2016 17:42:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Steve Granitz/ Barry King/ Jeffrey Mayer/ Gregg DeGuire/ Getty Images

Though regular figures during award season—they’re nominated this year for Best Original Screenplay for Bridge of Spies—Joel and Ethan Coen are not very interested in the Oscars. They also have the unfortunate timing as to be promoting a new movie, Hail, Caesar!, during this contentious award season, so they’re getting asked Oscar questions. Full Story

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The Halftime Others

February 5, 2016 16:51:17 Posted at February 5, 2016 16:51:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PG/ Splash News

As you know, Coldplay will be backing up Beyonce at the Super Bowl on Sunday. They can use up all the minutes they want. The only minutes that will matter will be HER minutes. In addition to B, Bruno Mars is also confirmed to make an appearance. Which basically pushes Coldplay down to third position, really. Full Story

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The Half-time Star

February 5, 2016 16:15:28 Posted at February 5, 2016 16:15:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Al Pereira/ Getty Images

Let’s be clear. Beyonce will be the showcase during the halftime show at the Super Bowl on Sunday. I mean, Coldplay might be “officially” declared the halftime act by the NFL but, knowing now that Beysus is part of the event, well, it means she IS the event. Especially if the rumours are true. Full Story

The Nicholas Sparks White People Experience

February 5, 2016 15:41:05 Posted at February 5, 2016 15:41:05
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Have you ever seen a beer commercial and looked at all the happy, smiling white people of above-average attractiveness and apparently unlimited income frolicking on a beach or at a barbecue and thought, Gosh, I wish that was my life? Well now you can! Yes, it’s true, YOU can experience White People: The Lifestyle*, thanks to the patented Nicholas Sparks White People Experience! This is not just a game, this is a unique opportunity to experience life as only a totally delusional asshole can! For just ten dollars, you can roll the dice and enjoy your customized Nicholas Sparks White People Experience. Full Story

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Is Xenu coming for Cuba Gooding Jr?

February 5, 2016 15:09:58 Posted at February 5, 2016 15:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Cuba Gooding Jr is currently promoting The People vs OJ Simpson: American Crime Story. Did you watch it on Tuesday? Ratings were big. Anyway, Cuba was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night and was asked about Tom Cruise, with whom he worked in A Few Good Men and Jerry Maguire. Full Story

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February 5, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 5, 2016 14:26:14 Posted at February 5, 2016 14:26:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Olja! Happy 32nd Birthday from Knuckles, your #1 man, Eva, and Ana. Eric Weidman is 13 years old. He enjoys listening to music and playing on his computer in his spare time. His favorite author is James Patterson and he tries to never miss an episode of The Big Bang Theory. Eric also loves swimming and tries to swim in as many competitions as possible. Full Story