My alarm has decided it won’t work in Vegas. Am sorry for the late start. Full disclosure: this might also have something to do with the fact that I’m now obsessed with Blackjack Switch and had to pry myself off the tables last night/this morning. Will rush post, please excuse typos!
Congratulations to Erin P from Toronto, this year’s Annual Red Carpet Contest winner, who correctly predicted 21 out of 24 Oscar categories! Enjoy your Balenciaga! And thanks to everyone who entered. There are some really amazing contests coming up soon. Trips, swag, and more. Stay tuned.
It’s Friday and Sandra Bullock’s husband is still a cheating f-cking loser. Much has been made about Michelle Bombshell’s past. Full Intro
Heidi Montag is now looking for a new man to control her (The Superficial)
Mother Lohan continues to be allergic to getting a real job (Dlisted)
Can’t this bitch do ONE THING without f-cking it up? (Popeater)
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning: SXSW steeze (Pop Sugar)
Katie Price wearing more clothes than I’ve ever seen her wear (Hollywood Tuna)
Hot Shia at the corner store (Just Jared)
Gaga’s maker wants her money (Towleroad)
See? We ALL have cellie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Kristen Stewart in red leather (Hollywood Life)
Country Bitch says she’s not mushy (Cele|bitchy)
Dear Gossips,
They’re working me up for Kick-Ass. The genius online campaign is now in its final push before the film’s release on April 16th and it’s been a long, long time since I’ve wanted to see a movie this badly. Several trailers have been promoted, including this new one, but my favourite still is the Hit Girl Red Band trailer below. Yeah, that’s a young lady dropping some f and c-bombs, beating the sh-t out of the bad guys, and saving the world. Is it wrong? Or is it no more wrong than American Girl? If the MiniVan objected to the Chosen One’s haircut, I really can’t wait for their reaction to this. And it’s the most I’ve looked forward to a Nicolas Cage role in years.
It’s Thursday. Am blogging from Vegas. It’s our happy place, we’re here for a few days. Full Intro
Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she’ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating that guy and didn’t take her to the doctor and took money from her and went snowboarding instead and what a prick he was and how I wasted a year and a half of my life on his sorry ass. Full Story
That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I’d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I’m not finding myself hating. Full Story
Texts and emails can always be saved. Why don’t cheaters ever remember this? (Dlisted)
I think I can actually see Heidi Montag’s ass scars (The Superficial)
Julia Roberts “finds herself” so she can help us “find ourselves”. (Popeater)
George Clooney runs all day (Pop Sugar)
Gisele Bundchen with Jessica Simpson’s breasts (Hollywood Tuna)
Mary Kate Olsen Beastly (Just Jared)
Anne Hathaway looks great without makeup and cute practising a scene (Popoholic)
Useless Whitney Port shops uselessly (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Is Gabby’s mom pulling a Dina Lohan? (Betty Confidential)
Natural Porny Simpson and a sombrero (Go Fug Yourself)
The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste:There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film with no need to exist. – Roger Ebert You want Girl Power? Why support an actress who keeps accepting roles that sh-t on the very notion of Girl Power? This is my fundamental problem with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story
