Friday, March 6, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Thor is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Have you seen the promos? The star of the promos is Leslie Jones and it’s her first time.

“Whatever, baby, just stay pretty.”

I love her. Please write lots of sketches for them together. I’d rather see that than watch him take his shirt off although I know that’s not a popular sentiment. He still doesn’t do it for me. That said, I know I’ve lost all credibility in your eyes now because I told you that I was feeling Justin Bieber on the cover of Men’s Health.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Taylor’s wake-up eyelashes

March 6, 2015 18:47:16 Posted at March 6, 2015 18:47:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift posted an “I woke up like this” photo on Instagram and, well, how come celebrities always wake up in the best f-cking light? She looks adorable. But her skin also looks really, really even. And part of that, of course, is being 25, but most of it is about lighting. Also, eyelashes. Full Story

Chris Evans in Playing It Cool review

March 6, 2015 17:49:39 Posted at March 6, 2015 17:49:39
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Ugh, this f*cking movie. I have uncontrollable hatred for this movie. I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns. It’s the dumbest movie I’ve seen in recent memory—yes, even dumber than Hot Tub Time Machine 2.  At least that movie knows it’s dumb. Full Story

So here’s a cool dinner

March 6, 2015 16:34:27 Posted at March 6, 2015 16:34:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You in the mood for some Celebrity Friend Envy? Denzel Washington and Lenny Kravitz had dinner last night in LA. Look exactly as cool as you’d expect them to look together. Denzel and Lenny. Do you think they talked about whether or not to share the brussel sprouts? I will always order brussel sprouts on a menu. Full Story

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Gone Girl + Serial = Dark Places

March 6, 2015 16:04:38 Posted at March 6, 2015 16:04:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The first trailer for Dark Places, an adaptation for Gillian Flynn’s second novel—she didn’t write the screenplay for this one, though—was released yesterday and it looks much darker and more true crime-y than Gone Girl. The story shuffles between the past, when Libby’s family was murdered and she was the sole survivor, and the present, where a group of self-appointed investigators are trying to prove that Libby misidentified her older brother as the killer. Full Story

Blonde Jared: new angles

March 6, 2015 15:51:16 Posted at March 6, 2015 15:51:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the only new blonde I want to talk about from Paris Fashion Week, even though there’s been another new blonde who decided to cockblock the runway. At least Jared Leto’s is for a role, you know? Anyway, yesterday I defended it, wondering whether or not it was the outfit – turtleneck, blazer, etc. Full Story

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My son’s name is Brandon

March 6, 2015 15:33:37 Posted at March 6, 2015 15:33:37
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Scandal Season 4 Episode 14 recap I would venture that this is the only show currently on TV that could have done a story like this (with the possible exception of Orange Is The New Black, and that would be a stretch). And so it’s not much of a stretch to posit that if this is the only show that can do an episode like this, that they have a responsibility to do an episode like this. Full Story

March 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 6, 2015 15:16:35 Posted at March 6, 2015 15:16:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marusa! Happy Birthday! This is the 4th anniversary of your birthday shout-out from Petra and Katja and I’m so happy to hear that you are “like, fully LIVING right now”. Have a great time in Greece. And I need to see this hot new haircut. Here are Richard Madden, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Eddie Redmayne by request. Full Story

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Thursday, March 5, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

I’m back from elbow surgery. And I’m here to tell you:

Grey’s Anatomy is REAL.

Have you seen Whiplash? You remember how hot that band was? I said to Jacek when we were watching Whiplash: ummm… when I was growing up, band guys were NEVER that hot.

The orthopedic surgical team that worked on me yesterday, from the residents to the fellows to the anesthesiologists – all hot. Brilliant, conscientious, kind, funny, and HOT. In scrubs and shower caps! Also young. Young women and men led by the badass Dr Veillette (who’s no older than I am, I don’t think) at Toronto Western Hospital who refused to take a photo with me afterwards because it’s not his thing. Which only makes him even more punk rock.

Anyway, Veillette’s Anatomy is why I’m blogging again and working on a full, regular schedule just a day later, with staples holding my arm together.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Vintage Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Reese & Naomi

March 5, 2015 21:45:38 Posted at March 5, 2015 21:45:38
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I can’t wait for new Brad Pitt photos to talk about this. Annie sent this over to me the other day. It’s an old interview with Brad Pitt. Like, OLD. And he’s fresh in Hollywood. Working on Dallas. And faking a relationship with a co-star…which they readily admit to for a news crew! Almost 30 years ago, Brad Pitt spoke with a very boyish, gentle, innocent voice. Full Story

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Community: 6 Seasons (and a movie)

March 5, 2015 20:43:49 Posted at March 5, 2015 20:43:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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After being cancelled by NBC after five seasons, Yahoo stepped in to revive Community for its prophesied sixth season, making it the first original programming for “Yahoo Screen”, their attempt to compete in the streaming market. The season premiere is on March 17th—though for some dumb reason, all episodes won’t be available for binge watching—and Yahoo has released the first trailer, and it’s very Community. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 5, 2015 20:18:30 Posted at March 5, 2015 20:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds dungaree dresses in LifeStyle

Suddenly Taylor Swift doesn’t want to be papped? As IF (Dlisted

Cara Delevingne is friends with everyone too (Just Jared

What Benedict Cumberbatch said about Piers Morgan (Cele|bitchy

Royalty. ROYALTY??? (The Superficial

Good jeans on Nikki Reed (OK!

David Beckham’s celebrity selfies (Pop Sugar

Any enemy of Kelly Clarkson is an enemy of mine (Too Fab

This was me on painkillers yesterday (Hollywood Tuna

Now this is an unforgiving dress. And she’s wearing the sh-t out of it (Popoholic

Love this whole look up and down (Go Fug Yourself

Jared Leto short…and bleached

March 5, 2015 18:30:15 Posted at March 5, 2015 18:30:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I can feel you long hair advocates hahaha-ing in my face. Because Jared Leto cut it… And bleached it. And I know the majority of you hate it. I hate it with the blazer. But do you remember when Beckham bleached his? I loved it.  Full Story

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