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Courteney & Johnny’s first carpet

March 18, 2014 15:23:25 Posted at March 18, 2014 15:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angela Weiss/ Getty

Courteney Cox walked the carpet at the Tribeca Film Festival in LA yesterday with boyfriend Johnny McDaid. The two have made no attempt to hide their relationship since they started dating but this is the first official event they’ve attended together. Photo Assumption says both seem relaxed. Full Story

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Charlize Theron: Oscars Worst Dressed (Lainey)

March 3, 2014 21:54:24 Posted at March 3, 2014 21:54:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Kempin/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty Images

Before you start yelling, please click here to remember. Remember what Charlize Theron wore to the Oscars last year when she was named Best Dressed on this blog. I want you to remember this for comparison. Because when we consider the Worst Dressed at the Oscars, it’s always about positioning and potential. Full Story

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Not the place for bad hair

February 19, 2014 16:04:25 Posted at February 19, 2014 16:04:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was ELLE Style Awards in London last night. Katy Perry wore Vivienne Westwood. It’s a good dress. But that hair. I can’t with this f-cking hair. There are some people who could make this work. Lizzy Caplan? Sure. Lena Dunham? OK, I think I could work with that. Sienna Miller I could see. Full Story

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Lupita holds it down

February 11, 2014 15:24:44 Posted at February 11, 2014 15:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Chiwetel Ejiofor was not at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon yesterday. Michael Fassbender wasn’t either. And Brad Pitt was absent too. So it was left to Lupita Nyong’o to represent 12 Years A Slave as a nominee for Best Supporting Actress. She’s the film’s only sure thing as Ejiofor sits a distant third, if that, behind Matthew McConaughey and Leonardo DiCaprio for Best Actor, Fassbender won’t stand up, and the movie’s in a tight fight for Best Picture. Full Story

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Gwyneth is a Rat

January 29, 2014 15:24:54 Posted at January 29, 2014 15:24:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ Getty

You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

January 27, 2014 15:31:25 Posted at January 27, 2014 15:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Cate, Sandy, Julia – the Actress fashion

January 20, 2014 16:58:37 Posted at January 20, 2014 16:58:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

None of them…really… non? Hated Julia Roberts’s SAG pink pantsuit. Hated the side ruching, hated the colour, hate the fact that it belongs on a reality show second wife and not a Movie Star. Not crazy about Sandra Bullock’s Lanvin either. (And can Giuliana Rancic please learn how to pronounce is properly? It’s not LON-VONN. Full Story

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Sandy’s speech saves her dress…and Marlon Wayans?

January 17, 2014 15:38:03 Posted at January 17, 2014 15:38:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ethan Miller/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Hated Sandra Bullock’s dress last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards. The colour was fine. The ruffle-tiering, however, is 10 years old. Go into any Midnight Elegance, Apparel For Any Occasion shoppe at your local mall and you’ll find a dress like this. I don’t give a sh-t if it’s Lanvin. Full Story

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Lainey’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Mila Kunis

January 13, 2014 18:44:34 Posted at January 13, 2014 18:44:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty Images

Spectacular is a word Duana once used to describe Mila Kunis. Her attitude, her wit, her Mila. Mila means a total package. An irresistible package. She’s one of ours. Was…? I don’t recognise this person on this carpet. What is this dress? Gucci, fine. But what is it? What is this ridiculous collar? It’s eating her. Full Story

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Duana’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Jennifer Lawrence

January 13, 2014 18:05:05 Posted at January 13, 2014 18:05:05
Duana Posted by Duana
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When we pull one of these long ones, I know I have to power through a big chunk before my attention starts to wane. When it does, and the siren song of the internet pulls me somewhere, I try to make sure it’s somewhere relevant. But that’s not always a good idea. Like, for example, Jackie Collins is tweeting “Congratulations to Elisabeth Moss, who starred in one of my TV movies as a child. Full Story

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No more Tami Taylor

December 13, 2013 18:31:44 Posted at December 13, 2013 18:31:44
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Robin Marchant/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Peter Berg confirmed recently that there will be no Friday Night Lights movie. Click here for a refresher. I don’t know anyone who’s sad about this. I’m not sad about re-mainlining all 5 seasons during the Christmas break and not having to worry that somehow they’ll be corrupted by whatever story they try to jack off of our memories about those wonderful, precious people we loved. Full Story

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The Mara sisters at Her premiere

December 13, 2013 16:38:17 Posted at December 13, 2013 16:38:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Valerie Macon/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Full Story

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Blake changes management

December 11, 2013 14:58:26 Posted at December 11, 2013 14:58:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neilson Barnard/ Getty

Remember when Blake Lively fronted Chanel? That lasted about 5 minutes. Blake’s a Gucci girl right now. Why didn’t Karl want to extend that relationship? You can’t tell me that the decision was hers. As you know, Blake hasn’t acted in over a year. She’s scheduled to start shooting a new movie in April. Full Story

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Holiday party without Harry

December 5, 2013 20:26:51 Posted at December 5, 2013 20:26:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling/ Splash

Prince Harry is trekking to the South Pole. In his absence, his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend showed up at the same party last night in London. Both Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas attended the Henry Van Straubenzee Christmas Carol Service. Check the difference in their expressions. Full Story

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