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Friday, July 31, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour?

This is the lyric from Drake’s Back To Back that everyone keeps talking about. But I prefer this one:

I don’t wanna her about this ever again
Not even when she tell ‘em that they better as friends

You know why that’s so good? Because it was pre-emptive. Because that’s the sh-t that they always say about Drake re: Rihanna and Nicki Minaj.  Read Full Intro

Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t: One Direction edition

May 6, 2015 19:34:12 Posted at May 6, 2015 19:34:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fight! Boy fight! It’s been, what?, a month since Zayn Malik announced he was leaving One Direction? They said it was amicable. Oh come on. It’s never amicable. At least not at the beginning. This sh-t takes years to get over. Can you imagine if Twitter was around when Geri left the Spice Girls? Twitter is a gift at times like this. Full Story

Zayn won’t mind but Louis does

March 31, 2015 14:00:24 Posted at March 31, 2015 14:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson and producer Naughty Boy, who’s working with Zayn Malik on some new music, got into a fight on Twitter. Louis thought Naughty Boy (do we have to call him this???) was disrespecting the band and the fans and Naughty Boy (who can take this name seriously?) was like, nah, man, you’re wrong. Full Story

Like Bieber, like Timberlake?

September 23, 2014 15:39:41 Posted at September 23, 2014 15:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I read the best story on Dlisted (original source uproxx) yesterday. You remember Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d? And one of the best episodes was when Ashton played Justin Timberlake? JT came home to find government employees taking over his home because he hadn’t paid his taxes. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

July 31, 2014 14:32:45 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

July 30, 2014 13:58:10 Posted at July 30, 2014 13:58:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story

Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith aren’t friends anymore

July 29, 2014 15:36:39 Posted at July 29, 2014 15:36:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Kevin Smith was asked at Comic-Con about whether or not he’s seen Ben Affleck. His response? Not just a simple “no”. "Great question. I don’t know, because we're not f-cking tight. I have not been [close with him] in decades. That's old Ben. He's got a wife that don't [sic] care for me at all [Laughs]. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: Freddie vs Kiefer edition

July 29, 2014 15:11:21 Posted at July 29, 2014 15:11:21
Maria Posted by Maria
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Who knew July was “minor celebrity publicly call out a major celebrity” month? First, Tia Mowry talked about Charlize Theron’s epic eye-roll at SoulCycle and now Freddie Prinze Jr. has blasted Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer – he’s kind of a loveable rogue, isn’t he? Jilted fiancé of Julia Roberts, Christmas tree assaulter, grandson of universal health care pioneer Tommy Douglas, head-butter of designers, convict. Full Story

Wholesome night

July 23, 2014 19:36:02 Posted at July 23, 2014 19:36:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron went bowling together last night in LA, exactly the kind of wholesome activity both are known to spend their time on. OK. There was a time when Zac was said to be jealous of Robert for all the attention he was getting, or taking. Zac used to be The One. High School Musical. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: Leonardo DiCaprio & Matt Damon edition

July 22, 2014 15:26:47 Posted at July 22, 2014 15:26:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Evan Agostini/ Getty

So…this appeared on Instagram last night: See, that’s the kind of gossip I’m talking about. Good Gossip. Not that we should believe what we read on Twitter and Instagram, of course not. It’s just… a kind of random story for a random person to make up. Full Story

Sibling Sh-t: GOT Edition

June 5, 2014 14:47:05 Posted at June 5, 2014 14:47:05
Maria Posted by Maria
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Lainey loves her Girl Sh-it and her Boy Sh-t, and I love Sibling Sh-t. It’s like Girl Sh-t and Boy Sh-t piled with childhood issues and family dynamics. Of course we’ve had our fair share of it lately (thanks, Solange!) but it doesn’t have to be so dramatic to be interesting. I’m fascinated by Kate and Rooney Mara (why won’t they pose together?!). Full Story

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The Celebrity vs The Billionaire

April 24, 2014 15:16:58 Posted at April 24, 2014 15:16:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Two weeks ago, George Clooney was in Vegas with Rande Gerber and some of this other Casamigos tequila partners having dinner with Vegas magnate Steve Wynn. There was an argument. Wynn says Clooney was a dick and Clooney says Wynn was a dick and, well, basically, rich people can’t get along. Amazingly they’re both talking to the media about what went down. Full Story

Yeah. What he said.

February 13, 2014 21:33:59 Posted at February 13, 2014 21:33:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Remember when Macklemore won the Grammys for Best New Artist and rap album and then he posted a text message he sent to Kendrick Lamar on social media telling him that he should have won and whatever? Click here to see it. Lame sh-t, right? I turn the dial when Macklemore comes on the radio. Full Story