Celebrity Baby Theory Articles
The idea that two good looking celebrities often produce ugly kids.
Very long. Probably even longer for Tom Brady who must be itching, absolutely foaming, to get back onto the field. Still…killing time before training camp would probably suck a lot harder without Gisele. And the couple made their first public appearance the other night since the big upset at a store opening in New York. Full Story
It’s a giant f&ck you to us mortals – a family that looks like this. A family this ridiculously attractive. Ri-di-cu-LOUS. Totally not fair. And as always, the glaring exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Have a look and then wallow in your own ordinariness: Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber (George Clooney’s BFF) and their two children Presley and Kaya. Full Story
Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow. Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace I’m not going to name the specific children. Full Story