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Celebrity craziness and odd behaviour

Bald Betty

January 29, 2013 18:58:24 Posted at January 29, 2013 18:58:24
Dean Posted by Dean
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January Jones is losing her hair. She says it’s “falling out in clumps” because she changes the colour so often, I guess a common hazard for busy working actresses (maybe a problem for regular ladies too?). Normally this would be something that we could maybe feel bad about, but if she’s talking about it on the SAG red carpet and at Sundance I think it’s ok to laugh at this, right? Maybe even, if we’re feeling really inspired later today, me and Lainey could create a Black Eyed Peas parody video called My Clumps? That her hair is falling out is totally typical of January Jones. Full Story

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Lauryn goes to court

June 29, 2012 16:10:10 Posted at June 29, 2012 16:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Turgeon/Brown/Splash

This is Lauryn Hill in Newark today arriving at court for her tax evasion trial. The federal government says she owes $1.5 million after not filing tax returns for several years. Here’s her explanation about why she didn’t bother paying taxes: "Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual. Full Story

I can’t find your point because you are too smart

April 9, 2012 19:49:52 Posted at April 9, 2012 19:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her big words and mashes them in your face until you concede. Full Story

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American Girl and the Brange swarm

September 27, 2010 08:26:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 08:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know what’s trippy? The first time I commented on American Girl it was also in reference to a Brange article. Click here for a refresher. It was just after the Oscars in March and Duana and Michelle took me to the American Girl at The Grove for my first visit. Full Story

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Better with his shirt on...

September 1, 2010 07:23:11 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Compared to this, non? But why are these, the new Fans, the modern, post Facebook/Twitter iteration of the Fan, why is it so f-cking crazy??? It’s not just Twi-Hards, although Stephenie Meyer did activate some kind of loser gene in her faithful, it’s also these rabid lunatics who love too much and too wrong, who’ve been known to create alternate universes, frightening UN-realities, and – the best – are willing to share them. Full Story

They hate her more than they hate me

March 2, 2010 07:48:01 Posted at March 2, 2010 07:48:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s love interest in Remember Me. Full Story

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Best of 2009: Belligerate!

December 29, 2009 09:20:10 Posted at December 29, 2009 09:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story

Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP

December 21, 2009 16:10:09 Posted at December 21, 2009 16:10:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane. Full Story

RP for Katie M

December 17, 2009 07:27:11 Posted at December 17, 2009 07:27:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story

Robo in danger!

November 25, 2009 06:53:37 Posted at November 25, 2009 06:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind the wrath of Xenu. Katie Holmes has disrespected Twilight. And the Twi-Hards, well, you know they can f-ck a bitch up. Katie and her friends hit up a New York theatre on Saturday to see New Moon. Instead of memorising every minute of the movie and hanging on every tortured glance exchanged between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Katie supposedly would not shut up. Full Story

Hate, silliness, and delight

November 23, 2009 12:16:00 Posted at November 23, 2009 12:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Williams bumped into Cindy Adams today in New York and the paps took this photo and for some reason I couldn’t stop laughing. Next Stacy P forwarded me a link to Gawker’s brilliant post on Katie Couric’s dance photos and I lost it even harder. Click here Full Story

Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009

November 18, 2009 06:53:27 Posted at November 18, 2009 06:53:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of critical thinking. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

November 13, 2009 11:33:49 Posted at November 13, 2009 11:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Just mail

November 11, 2009 07:42:44 Posted at November 11, 2009 07:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story