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Coldplay & the Gorillas

November 23, 2015 15:03:42 Posted at November 23, 2015 15:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this song I have to think about whether or not Chris Martin is singing about how Jennifer Lawrence flipped on the “on” switch for his dick, and the “magic” that took over him when he was inside of her. Full Story

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Cara Delevingne’s cringey interview

July 29, 2015 14:00:26 Posted at July 29, 2015 14:00:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cara Delevingne was interviewed by Good Morning Sacramento recently to promote Paper Towns. I interviewed Cara last year at TIFF. I found her beguiling and sweet and real. None of that showed up this time though, with this particular outlet. But there were problems on both sides. First of all, they called her Carla. Full Story

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Four rings on the dance floor

June 15, 2015 16:03:58 Posted at June 15, 2015 16:03:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Savannah just sent this over to me and I can’t thank her enough for bringing me so much happiness and cringe at the same time. The New England Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl last night. There was a party. They all received their rings – the biggest rings ever in the history of Super Bowl rings: 205 diamonds in total, and each player’s number customised. Full Story

14 and under

April 23, 2014 16:39:04 Posted at April 23, 2014 16:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what I always say about Avril Lavigne: her fan base never grows with her. So she has to keep going back to mining from the 14 and under demo. That’s the only age range that will appreciate –if that’s the word – her new video for the song Hello Kitty, which actually includes this line: “Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties. Full Story

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Porny at the Bingo

November 14, 2008 12:53:00 Posted at November 14, 2008 12:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The caption that accompanied these photos reads as follows:Jessica Simpson singing at San Manuel Bingo and Casino. Bless her heart… she’s singing at the Bingo. Photos from  Full Story