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Friday, December 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I finally had a chance last night to check out Billy On The Street’s Escape From Scientology (thanks Kelly!). The video was released earlier this week and, well, I don’t want to say too much but Rachel Dratch has to make it through a harrowing Xenu-themed obstacle course.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you noticed how often Charlie Sheen publicly accuses women of lying? He’s accused Denise Richards of lying. He’s accused Brooke Mueller of lying. He’s accused several ex-girlfriends of lying. And now he’s accusing one of his former “goddesses” Bree Olson of lying.  Read Full Intro

Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco?

November 18, 2015 20:55:38 Posted at November 18, 2015 20:55:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here Full Story

Did Gwen play Gavin?

November 9, 2015 15:50:59 Posted at November 9, 2015 15:50:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton officially confirmed they’re dating last week. Also, The Voice goes live this week. Excellent timing, non? But does that mean they’re not legit? No. It just means they’re exploiting their new relationship for their show. It’s a risky move though, specifically because their situation is so fresh. Full Story

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Patrick Dempsey avoids divorce?

November 9, 2015 15:02:19 Posted at November 9, 2015 15:02:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jillian Fink, Patrick Dempsey’s wife, filed for divorce in January. At the time, it was reported that she was tired of his “out of control ego”. Click here for a refresher. Then Patrick got killed off Grey’s Anatomy. Rumour has it Shonda Rhimes was done with his sh-tty attitude. Full Story

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Amber gives the finger

October 29, 2015 14:56:44 Posted at October 29, 2015 14:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's father conspired to punk her for Overhaulin’ for an episode to air next week. Amber has a 1968 Mustang. You see it in pap shots all the time. It also apparently gets stolen all the time. So the setup was that they made her believe it was stolen again and the cops would come but instead of helping her find her car, they ended up Twi-Harding Johnny Depp. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: Justin Bieber & Shawn Mendes edition

September 16, 2015 19:49:39 Posted at September 16, 2015 19:49:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t too. When it’s baby boy sh-t though, it’s even more hilarious. As you know, Justin Bieber is trying to age. We’re seeing him move into the next stage of his career. No more mall singing. He wants to be played at the club. Full Story

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25 things Chris Brown wants you to know about Chris Brown

August 27, 2015 16:29:41 Posted at August 27, 2015 16:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Janet Mayer/ Splash

It’s a semi-regular US Weekly feature – 25 things you didn’t know… This time the subject is Chris Brown. #24 on Chris Brown’s list is: Success or money never changed who I am as a person. Even though he’s already told you that he owns 14 Burger Kings (#5), bought his mother a $1 million home when he was 15 (#14), and made $4 million off his clothing line in the first year. Full Story

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Get divorced, go straight to Leo

August 24, 2015 19:00:32 Posted at August 24, 2015 19:00:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When Robin Thicke’s begging didn’t work on Paula Patton, who did he start partying with? Leonardo DiCaprio. Orlando Bloom isn’t letting Miranda Kerr get in the way of his single life with Leo either. Orly rolls with Leo all the time. What is it that douchebags always say? Bros before hos? Leo probably thinks he did Orly a favour. Full Story

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Ben & Jen go to Disney World

August 18, 2015 16:51:55 Posted at August 18, 2015 16:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck spent his birthday at Harry Potter World in Florida – click here for a refresher – with Jennifer Garner, their kids, and his ma. Turns out they also hit up Disney World. The Daily Mail has the exclusive photos – click here Full Story