Intro for May 28, 2014
So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened.
As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.
Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.
Yours in gossip,