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Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over

March 17, 2011 07:32:16 Posted at March 17, 2011 07:32:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

The Mighty is not a lesbian

December 8, 2010 11:09:08 Posted at December 8, 2010 11:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian." The Mighty Opesey goes on to say that it’s annoying to have people think that because it suggests that she’s dishonest: "The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I'm lying. Full Story

Who’s next?

October 13, 2010 07:23:17 Posted at October 13, 2010 07:23:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrity marriage is taking a beating this week. Laura Dern and Ben Harper, Cox-Arquette, Christina Aguilera, all over and done. A friend of mine emailed this morning wondering if Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale could be next. What? You’ve heard about his admission in Details Magazine, haven’t you? Boy George has been saying forever that Rossdale had a relationship with cross-dressing artist Marilyn many years ago. Full Story

Big balls on the carpet

June 4, 2010 08:31:51 Posted at June 4, 2010 08:31:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The Hangover’s remarkable success last year. Full Story

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The Only For Sookie look

January 12, 2010 06:50:27 Posted at January 12, 2010 06:50:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember True Blood last season when Sookie dreamt about being in bed with Eric and they were sex talking and she was all like, I know you’re not an asshole through and through and he answered something to the effect that his soft side was “only for Sookie”? Well isn’t this is the Only For Sookie look? Hot. Full Story

2 minutes of amazingness

January 5, 2010 06:51:03 Posted at January 5, 2010 06:51:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. My friend Scott said it’s more like a Cheerleader Pump. Full Story

Mr Schue isn’t gay

December 22, 2009 14:59:31 Posted at December 22, 2009 14:59:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what he said.New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he and the journalist bitchslap Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and then he fangirls over Salma Hayek. Full Story

A well timed date

December 4, 2009 07:03:18 Posted at December 4, 2009 07:03:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? Very much yes. Full Story

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What’s up with Dandy?

October 28, 2009 12:00:20 Posted at October 28, 2009 12:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies under his breath. Full Story

Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin

July 27, 2009 12:35:32 Posted at July 27, 2009 12:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story

How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

March 25, 2009 11:50:00 Posted at March 25, 2009 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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NYE Vagina Virgins

January 1, 2009 11:06:00 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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LipGloss cockblocked!

December 17, 2008 08:41:00 Posted at December 17, 2008 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By his own girlfriend! Zac Efron took Vanessa Hudgens were courtside at the Laker game last night and even though his hero Leonardo DiCaprio was there too poor LipGloss was obliged to stay close to his alleged love interest. He looked much more excited last time Full Story

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