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Blair Waldorf is Making History

May 19, 2016 15:53:35 Posted at May 19, 2016 15:53:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When I saw pictures of Leighton Meester at the Fox Upfront I actually shouted out, by myself, in my office the other day – YES! Because I miss her. Don’t you miss her?!? Are you a Blair? Or are you a Serena? The only acceptable answer to this question is “Yes, of course, I’m a Blair, who would want to be a Serena?” Duana and I and our friend Michelle used to watch Gossip Girl together. Full Story

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Xenu gets unREALed

May 16, 2016 19:28:08 Posted at May 16, 2016 19:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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E! just announced a new “scripted” series to its lineup at the upfronts. It’s a show called The Arrangement. And this… Isn’t subtle. In fact, it decided to be as UNsubtle as possible, down to the text at the end: Read between the lines. Lies… So do it. Full Story

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Did Tom Cruise get mad at Preacher?

May 16, 2016 17:38:34 Posted at May 16, 2016 17:38:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The premiere for the new AMC show Preacher was held over the weekend, and I am so ready for this show to be here already. The trailers have been really good, the early screenings for the pilot were really well-received. The pilot premieres on May 22 and replays on May 29, after which I’ll be reviewing it. Full Story

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Old Hollywood Girl Sh*t

May 6, 2016 17:16:22 Posted at May 6, 2016 17:16:22
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Ryan Murphy’s anthology series have been very successful. No matter how bad it gets, American Horror Story is perennially popular—every season I play a game I call “how many episodes can I make it before calling it quits”—and the American Crime Story franchise got off to a great start with The People v. Full Story

Tom Hiddleston: Dapper Gentleman at the MET

May 3, 2016 04:26:44 Posted at May 3, 2016 04:26:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Tom Hiddleston, Serious Actor, attended the Met Gala in white tie and tails, looking every inch a dapper English gentleman. It was a bad idea to have me write this right after seeing Captain America: Civil War because it creates an approximate two hour vortex where nothing else matters. Full Story

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Aziz and jarred tomato sauce

April 27, 2016 16:12:35 Posted at April 27, 2016 16:12:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Aziz Ansari was at the TIME Gala last night. He was named to the TIME 100 list last week. Last year was a major breakthrough for Aziz because of Master Of None. Have you watched it yet? It’s good. Full Story

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Kelly Ripa returns

April 26, 2016 15:29:36 Posted at April 26, 2016 15:29:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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In my post about Kelly Ripa last week, I wrote that they set her up to fail. Click here for a refresher. “They” would be the network executives, who thought it would be a good idea to not tell her that they were making a profound change to her show – you know, the one WITH HER NAME ON IT – without telling her. Full Story

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