Comedy in our annus horribilis

June 28, 2016 15:12:13 Posted at June 28, 2016 15:12:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Nicholas Hunt/ Getty Images

2016 is, without doubt, an annus horribilis, a worldwide sh*tstorm that is starting to feel suspiciously like the first chapter in a dystopia novel. 2016 is the real-life equivalent of a Hieronymous Bosch painting—this detail of a bird-monster sh*tting bubble people while it eats a person that is sh*tting birds perfectly sums up the year so far. Full Story

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June 28, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 28, 2016 14:19:28 Posted at June 28, 2016 14:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kara! Happy Birthday! Lynn thought you’d love a picture of Jon Snow as a gift. Here he is. And congratulations on the promotion… in Amsterdam! Christina Archambault is mother two boys battling breast cancer for the second time. The first time around she was 25 years old, in 2011, and had just met her future husband, Marc. Full Story

Modesty is a leather jacket

June 27, 2016 21:04:00 Posted at June 27, 2016 21:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

When you’re not wearing pants, but you’re wearing a leather jacket, this means you are modest and demure…according to exactly no one except our Mimi. And why? If you actually asked this question seriously I can’t even talk to you because the reason is obvious: I’ve been telling you for how many months now that Mimi is SKINNY. Full Story

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Michelle and Rory, Sitting in a Library

June 27, 2016 19:21:27 Posted at June 27, 2016 19:21:27
Duana Posted by Duana

When Barack and Michelle Obama became the most media savvy and best-dressed First Couple in our collective memories, we all nodded, sage. It made sense. Sure, Barack would want to keep his Blackberry, and obviously Michelle Obama wore Lululemon. (OMG, that last sentence. Were we ever so young? Now he has a toddler phone Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 27, 2016 18:42:54 Posted at June 27, 2016 18:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have to admire this girl’s tenacity. She wanted that title as much as Taylor Swift wanted her Grammys (Dlisted

Did I miss that Victoria Beckham took out her extensions? (Just Jared

Is Her Majesty on Team Regrexit? (Cele|bitchy

Tell me what other song this reminds me of… I can’t figure it out! (TooFab)  

Jennifer Garner’s weekend at church (Pop Sugar

A single status bikini shot (The Superficial

An Olivia Munn bikini shot (Hollywood Tuna

Gabrielle Union in one shoulder at the BET Awards (Go Fug Yourself

Justin Bieber’s video girl got married (Gossip Girl
 

Kanye West: Naked and Famous

June 27, 2016 18:25:34 Posted at June 27, 2016 18:25:34
Kathleen Posted by Kathleen

Oh, Kanye. The Famous video is SO Kanye. First, it was an event. Say what you will about Kanye West but for his entire career, the man has always put next-level effort into his music videos. Yeezy’s hustle is second to none. Full Story