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Taylor Swift answers

August 20, 2015 14:17:50 Posted at August 20, 2015 14:17:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Today’s open was about how Beyonce has gone all Greta Garbo on us, becoming more and more inaccessible, because Beyonce would rather be an enigma than (pretend to) be your friend. That’s not the Taylor Swift approach. One of Taylor’s fans posted this GIF on her Tumblr Full Story

There she is… Chrissy O!

August 20, 2015 13:41:45 Posted at August 20, 2015 13:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mariotto/ Chiva/ INFphoto.com/ Splash News

Christine Ouzounian, have you missed her?  Chrissy O hasn’t been papped since last Friday. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however were papped over the weekend celebrating his birthday at Universal Studios and Disney World. Perhaps she laid low out of respect? Now that that’s over with though, she’s back, with gifts! Chrissy met up with a friend for sushi yesterday in LA. Full Story

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Zac Efron working hard

August 19, 2015 17:33:49 Posted at August 19, 2015 17:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Loccisano/ Getty Images

Last Friday I showed up at the theatre for the Straight Outta Compton matinee. There were 13 year old girls lined up, in folding chairs, waiting. For what? Eazy-E? Turns out Zac Efron was showing up for the Toronto premiere later that night. So I’m curious about his movie, We Are Your Friends, and how it will do. Full Story

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Where are your rings?

August 13, 2015 16:53:41 Posted at August 13, 2015 16:53:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JB NICHOLAS/ Splash News

Check out Tom Brady in New York yesterday after his hearing – he’s appealing the NFL suspension after Deflategate – and then later on in the evening he stepped out in casual clothes, looking relaxed and confident under a baseball cap. Deflategate isn’t the only reason Tom’s been in the news this week. Full Story

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Nanny Batfleck needs a bodyguard

August 13, 2015 14:24:22 Posted at August 13, 2015 14:24:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Here are some more pictures of Christine Ouzounian yesterday and her new Lexus. According to the paps, she requested a police escort to follow her to her parents’ house. Look at you, getting hookups all over the place, from exclusive hotels to private jets to slick rides to personal security. Full Story

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Christine & Lexi get papped

August 12, 2015 20:28:05 Posted at August 12, 2015 20:28:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, AKM-GSI /Splash News

I wrote earlier about Christine Ouzounian, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s former nanny, posting of a photo of her “drop top Lexi” on Instagram – click here for a refresher. Check it - the paps shot her today (at least that’s how they’re dating the photos) in Santa Monica running errands in her new ride. Full Story

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Taylor Swift has a boyfriend but not a castle

August 12, 2015 14:52:27 Posted at August 12, 2015 14:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ SPW/ Splash News

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went out for dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica. That’s Rihanna’s favourite restaurant. And Jake Gyllenhaal likes it there too. That’s neither here nor there but, you know, it kind of is. Look at Calvin’s intense try-not-to-smile-but-really-I’m-loving-all-this-attention face. Full Story

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Matt Damon: Ben Affleck’s constant

August 11, 2015 13:52:09 Posted at August 11, 2015 13:52:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angela Weiss/ Araya Diaz/ Michael Tran/ Getty Images

We’ll start here – which is what was supposed to be the only news story about Ben Affleck last night and today, and for a change, a good news story. The premiere of Project Greenlight season 4, The Leisure Class for HBO, a project that Ben and his bff, Matt Damon, have worked on together for many years. Full Story

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Nicki’s having a baby?

August 10, 2015 17:26:11 Posted at August 10, 2015 17:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

After Drake took down Meek Mill a couple of weeks ago, people wondered whether or not Nicki Minaj would break up with him out of embarrassment. Didn’t happen. The other night at her show in Pittsburgh, she called him her “baby father”. Then, on Twitter, when someone congratulated her, this was the response. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s grateful face

August 10, 2015 13:33:32 Posted at August 10, 2015 13:33:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Ben Affleck spent the weekend in Atlanta with his kids and Jennifer Garner. Here they are, seen together as a family for the first time since we met Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny. He’s even wearing a smile on his face. To me it looks like a grateful smile. Grateful because she agreed to this, this outing, the opportunity to show everyone that they’re getting along, or at least that Jen’s willing to tolerate him. Full Story

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Jake G hangs out his shingle

August 7, 2015 14:57:49 Posted at August 7, 2015 14:57:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Christopher Peterson/ Splash News, Bruce Glikas/ Getty Images

After helping to get End of Watch and Nightcrawler made, Jake Gyllenhaal is making it official and opening his own production company. The name of his company is not yet known, but he’s just signed a first-look deal with Bold Films, the production company behind Nightcrawler. He’s also nabbed Riva Marker, who has produced dozens of films including The Kids Are All Right, Beasts of No Nation, and The Family Fang, to run his company. Full Story

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Brange’s By The Sea: first trailer timing

August 6, 2015 20:40:52 Posted at August 6, 2015 20:40:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was I juuuuuust saying in the post earlier today about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux getting married? Celebrity timing. Coincidence or conspiracy. For 10 years, these three (now four) have been at it, back and forth, back and forth, tit for tat. Today? No difference. As you know, today we found out about Jen’s wedding. Full Story

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Now this is how you tease a movie with Matt Damon & Jessica Chastain

August 5, 2015 15:30:08 Posted at August 5, 2015 15:30:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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SPW/ Splash News

Yesterday I expressed annoyance with Zoolander 2 for wasting everyone’s time (and Paramount’s money) with a teaser trailer that was nothing. If you can’t illuminate some aspect of the film itself, don’t bother—wait until you actually have something to say about your movie before opening your digital mouth and demanding our attention. Full Story

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