Uncle Harry & Little G
Hot Harry stepped out for the first time since Prince George was born this week. He attended a charity event for Sentebale in London. Not surprisingly, all anyone wanted to talk about was Little G. Here’s what he said, and the video is below:
“He’s about that long, that wide. When I saw him he was crying his eyes out like all babies do, I suppose. It’s fantastic to have another addition to the family. I only hope my brother knows how expensive my baby-sitting charges are. (As his uncle, I want) to make sure he has a good upbringing, to keep him out of harm’s way, and make sure he has fun. The rest of it I leave to the parents.”
Cute. And you know who he sounds like? He sounds like his grandmother. Remember when the Queen was asked last week about the baby and she was all like, I don’t give a sh-t what it is, but it better come soon because I want to go on holiday? Cheeky and fun and a little over it at the same time?
This is Harry’s tone, particularly when he’s asked about who the child looks like. It was all he could do not to roll his eyes. And, really, at this stage, what use does Hot Harry have for him? All it does is sleep and cry and eat.
While the rest of the world was waiting on the future king to slide out, Harry looks like he’s been celebrating his new demotion by throwing afternoon to night lawn parties at Kensington Palace without sunscreen. This ... the Prince of Spring Break… is not my favourite look on the now fourth in line to the throne.