Children on planes, constipation, parent pimps, sateen, rednecks, bangs, dirty bathrooms, bland food, burpees, gel nails
Dancing with the Shits, "Oh I Know" girls, Miley Cyrus's voice, poor internet service, bad water pressure, Emmy Rossum
JK Rowling, Gwyneth Paltrow circa 1997, Bill Nighy, Steve Yzerman, Jon Stewart
Curling (have always wanted to, never tried it, think about trying it all the time)
Polo (tried it once, am fully intending to take lessons and one day play alongside Hot Harry with a Horse because, did you know?, polo is played with boys and girls and no segregaton)
Gambling, golf, karaoke (but being Asian, none of these are unlikely)
Stephane Auger, people who don't control their kids in public, stationary bikes, slow golfers (even though people tell me I am one), chocolates with nasty fillings
When people turn right from a middle lane and slow down/stop for pedestrians when there's plenty of room to "tuck in" to the right lane. I'll rear-end the bastard on purpose!!! OK I have yet to do that but one day I just might
Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn, Cesar Milan, Trevor Linden
Posting comments on TSN's message boards
Gambling...Poles are notoriously cheap so the thought of losing money should terrify me
Zombies, robots, volcanoes, sharks, Velociraptors, mosquitoes
Crying children in movie theaters, remakes of perfectly good movies, people who can't use computers, tourists
Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci, Karl Lagerfeld, Richard Pryor, Tina Fey, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Baseball, football, art, animals that could eat me for dinner, ghost stories, videos of cute kittens
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Many desserts, car mirrors/sides/bumpers (anything that can be scratched or hit, basically), miso soup, that second lead on iCarly, my hair, most pants (on me)
Insomnia, broken alarm clocks, people who don't know how to end a conversation, those who confuse the terms weary/wary/leery, those who are afraid of babies (you can hate them if you want but they're not going to demonize you just by sitting near them on the streetcar), FNL not continuing for infinity
Jane Espenson, Kristen Bell (yes!), Josh Lyman (we just met. And no, this doesn't mean Bradley Whitford) Lauren Graham, Joel McHale, Tina Fey AND Liz Lemon
Books about SATs/U.S. college admissions/private schools (Not American, didn't attend them, it's essentially science fiction to me)
Bicycles that are only practical for the flat roads of an English countryside
Bringing amusing things my dad says into everyday conversation. "I would like to be a vegetarian - but the problem is I don't like vegetables though."
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People who tell you the same story over and over again, dogs that sniff your privates, Babies and or toddlers that wear sunglasses.
Girls who call strangers 'babe' / 'honey' or 'sweetheart', Tara Reid because she's a bitch and was a bitch to me, and people who generalize that ALL Chinese people are bad drivers
Mariah Carey, Aaliyah (RIP), Amy Poehler, Kanye West
Watching DIY and Design shows (come to my house and you'll get why this is unlikely)
Finding the best albacore tuna in any city I go to
Capri pants, bread bowls, French pedicures, moms who try to make eye contact on the playground, autocorrect
That family whose name starts with K, celebrities who name their fan bases, exhaustion
Charlize Theron, Beyonce, Amy Poehler, Ann Wintour
Hiking, scrapbooking, baking. Just kidding. Is watching TV a hobby?
Athletes who wear compression socks in public and who feel the need to wearall of their race merchandise at once, slow walkers and people who don't move out of your way when it's very obvious you're in a rush, dog owners who take their dogs for walks in a stroller
Entitlement, excuses, lazy people, assuming everything should be easy, complaining, 'poor me' syndrome, online dating...
Terry Fox (if he was still alive), Clara Hughes, Taylor Swift, Lance Armstrong
Kite boarding - never tried it but that sport looks crazy and I will get out on a board one of these days.
Mountain biking - I'm not a risk taker and I get butterflies every time I'm forced to throw myself down a mountain with my shoes attached to the pedals but it's all worth it once you get to the bottom
Marine Biology - I always wanted to be a marine biologist. Why I ended up a trainer? Who knows but maybe in my next life I'll be jumping out of tanks with whales and dolphins