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Sofia Vergara: SAGs Worst Dressed

January 26, 2015 18:37:26 Posted at January 26, 2015 18:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You’re here because you love the awards. And you remember. You might not remember what your boss told you five minutes ago, but you remember when Gwyneth wore white Tom Ford to the Oscars. You remember Cate Blanchett’s butterflies by Galliano. You can recall, instantly, everything that Lupita wore last year and when – the red caped Lauren at the Globes, the turquoise beading at the SAGs, the pale blue Prada for the Academy. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 17:29:54 Posted at January 26, 2015 17:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of this. And she put in an aggressive, impressive campaign that …could only get her so far. Full Story

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Claire Danes: Belted at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 14:18:30 Posted at January 26, 2015 14:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Something about this dress was bothering me. And it was more than just her pissy face expression every time the camera went to her when she wasn’t expecting it. That’s been an ongoing thing though. For some reason, Claire Danes just can’t summon the joy. Or maybe it’s that she just doesn’t know how to fake it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Hollywood wife at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 13:25:52 Posted at January 26, 2015 13:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ Christopher Polk/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

There was a great article in the New York Times that came out just after the Golden Globes: What Happened to Risk on the Red Carpet? With few exceptions – thank you Emma Stone, again, and again, and again – everything, everyone is boring. Full Story

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Gwyneth and Brad holding hands

January 22, 2015 14:48:54 Posted at January 22, 2015 14:48:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. Full Story

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One hat too try

January 20, 2015 17:43:48 Posted at January 20, 2015 17:43:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As mentioned yesterday in the Smutty Roundup, Katie Holmes is in Berlin for Fashion Week. Today she was front row at the Marc Cain show. Beautiful coat. Love the sweater dress. And the boots. If she had quit there, we’d be good. But that hat… That hat takes it from steezy to try, non? The hat is the detail that makes it uncomfortable. Full Story

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Diane Kruger is a fancy plate

January 16, 2015 16:27:58 Posted at January 16, 2015 16:27:58
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Diane Kruger attended the dumpster fire also known as the Critics’ Choice Awards and she wore this dress that looks like a fancy plate. It’s by Naeem Khan and while the styling is nothing special, I would really like to know what the name of this pattern is so that I can order some teacups. Full Story

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American Citizen at the CCAs

January 16, 2015 15:50:48 Posted at January 16, 2015 15:50:48
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Reese Witherspoon, American Citizen, attended the sh*tshow that is the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and she looked totally done with everything from the very beginning. Host Michael Strahan did a bit with her in the first ten minutes of the show and I thought she was going to spit poison at him like a venomous cobra. Full Story

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Angelina gets friendly

January 16, 2015 14:11:25 Posted at January 16, 2015 14:11:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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F-ck. Can we rage first about her bullsh-t taste in clothing? This dress is SO old. And SO ugly. And SO … It’s the WORST. Because it’s so obvious. So obvious that she’s all about invoking the Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe Old Hollywood vibe. You know why that worked for them? Because it was 50 years ago. Full Story

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Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit

January 15, 2015 15:39:24 Posted at January 15, 2015 15:39:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Getty Images

If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works well in one angle, and that comes later, when she’s singing with Jimmy and turns to the side. Full Story

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Ruth & Jake: a starry night

January 14, 2015 15:28:19 Posted at January 14, 2015 15:28:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Opening night of Constellations on Broadway starring Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhaal. The reviews have been largely positive. Click here for a broad collection of them including the NYT’s Ben Brantley, James Franco’s “little bitch”, who clearly prefers Jakey to The Artiste. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Globes Worst Dressed & Best Presenter (Lainey)

January 12, 2015 18:12:07 Posted at January 12, 2015 18:12:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The carpet came and went. No sign of Gwyneth. The show went longer, still no sign of my G. Then a shot during commercial break of her hanging out with Ethan Hawke and Jack Black, smiling, smug, a glimpse of pink… and I knew. I knew we’d have to wait for her. Because the later it goes, the closer we get to the Important Awards. Full Story

Amy Adams: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana)

January 12, 2015 17:25:36 Posted at January 12, 2015 17:25:36
Duana Posted by Duana
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Oh, Amy Adams. Amy Adams. I have never really gotten Amy Adams. One day last week – two weeks ago? – I got a letter from someone who was I guess reading back through the archives, and was very angry with how mean I had been to Amy Adams. Months ago. I don’t think I’m that mean but I do think she’s just…she’s hard to take. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: Globes Risk-taker

January 12, 2015 09:08:58 Posted at January 12, 2015 09:08:58
Duana Posted by Duana
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When I was about nine, I found these shoes. Like I can see them plain as day. They were oxfords. Magenta with purple in the saddle part, stiff Kelly-green soles.The laces were sky-blue-and-white. My mother bought them for me even though I was probably going to grow out of them in five minutes. Later that week I was wearing them and fell into a swampy pond. Full Story

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