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Intro for August 1, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

5 Seconds Of Summer.

Who?

If you are over 25 and don’t have children, don’t feel bad if you don’t know. But you will. This is about to be all up in your face. It’s all up in my face today. Because they’re performing today at MuchMusic, live, in the parking lot where I work. And even last night the line of girls was wrapped around the block. Supposedly they’re challenging One Direction in popularity.

Is that it? Has 1D peaked?

Nothing ever lasts.

On that uplifting note, Monday is a holiday for most of Canada so it’ll be posting lightly that morning and back to full schedule Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Smutty Tingles

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Why am I thinking about the huge ass ring Kobe Bryant bought his wife when…? (Dlisted)

Amy Poehler knows what Chris Pratt’s penis looks like (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston’s braided hair (Just Jared)

See? Leo probably doesn’t try when he’s on top of you. Or when you’re on top of him. (Cele|bitchy)

F-cking love Stephen Colbert: his take on the Three Whiskers Throwdown (Pop Sugar)

Linda forever! (Too Fab)

OMG new Janet Jackson??? (Pink Is The New Blog)

In case you ever doubted, Gisele Bundchen needs no retouching (Hollywood Tuna)

Anna Paquin had to put up with Larry King being a dumbass (Pajiba)

Not you, Jena Malone. Not you. (Go Fug Yourself)

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Face Balls for Emmy

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Julia Roberts was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Everyone else has said this already but now I want on that bandwagon too: his writing and production staff make the show. It’s ridiculous. The games are ridiculous. Like the dumbest ideas ever… And I laugh every single time. Full Story

 
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