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Charlotte rides in Paris

July 3, 2015 18:53:55 Posted at July 3, 2015 18:53:55
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About a month ago, it was reported that Charlotte Casiraghi and boyfriend Gad Elmaleh, with whom she has a son, were over. French gossips had been hinting at it but it was PEOPLE Full Story

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Brange & the Cambridges

June 29, 2015 16:29:43 Posted at June 29, 2015 16:29:43
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt met with Prince William and Catherine on Friday at Kensington Palace. According to US Weekly, they all got on “splendidly”. And Big G was there too although we don’t know if he managed to rip Brad’s glasses off his face and give him a bloody nose. Full Story

Father and son, hats and jackets

June 24, 2015 19:38:13 Posted at June 24, 2015 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Lorella has this weird phobia about dressing the same. Like if we agree to meet somewhere, and she shows up in a black tee and jeans and I show up in a similar black tee and jeans (which is standard wardrobe for a lot of people), she’ll have a meltdown and might not be able to function. Full Story

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Top Hat Harry

June 16, 2015 17:23:27 Posted at June 16, 2015 17:23:27
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Day 1 of Royal Ascot. The Queen was joined by a few of her grandchildren including Zara Phillips and Prince Harry who wore a top hat, per the dress code. Oh of course there’s a dress code. A strict dress code. When I was in Windsor a few weeks ago, I wanted to walk the Long Walk. It’s like 10km or something. Full Story

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Monday, June 15, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

F-cking teenagers. Sullen and reluctant, whether they’re humans or dragons. Sarah will probably defend Drogon in her recap later but come on, all he did was burp. That was basically his contribution. And now we have to wait ten months – TEN MONTHS! – until next season to see if he gets off his lazy ass and helps his mother.

In other news, there was a royal wedding this weekend. People keep trying to get me to care about Prince Carl Philip of Sweden and Sofia Hellqvist. He certainly is handsome, especially for a royal, since you know how royal lineage is often full of babies from brothers and sisters and uncles and cousins. And she was a reality show star. All promising requirements for good gossip. But then you what happened?

Big G, that famewhore, decided to cockblock everyone, including his own great-grandmother.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Big G couldn’t cockblock the Magna Carta

June 15, 2015 19:55:01 Posted at June 15, 2015 19:55:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Queen and Prince Philip were joined by Prince William and Princess Anne at the event to mark the 800th anniversary of the Magna Carta today at Runnymede which is close to Windsor which, of course, is where Windsor Castle is –the Queen’s preferred home, where the Order of the Garter service happens. Full Story

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Big G’s takes over the weekend

June 15, 2015 13:16:11 Posted at June 15, 2015 13:16:11
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Trooping The Colour, the Queen’s annual birthday celebration, happened this weekend. As always, all senior members of the British royal family were in attendance…including Big G, who decided to take over the entire day, like he always does. This kid. He stomps into every room, for any occasion, and basically declares that it’s MINE. Full Story

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Prince Harry Salutes

June 11, 2015 15:23:11 Posted at June 11, 2015 15:23:11
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Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Harry & Gaga

June 9, 2015 14:13:31 Posted at June 9, 2015 14:13:31
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These pictures of Prince Harry and Lady Gaga, with Tony Bennett last night, crack me up. It’s the glitter eyebrows, which I totally want to try one day. And she’s standing there, with her glorious cleavage front and centre (and this is TAME by her standards!), next to a dude from the squarest family in the world. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s moves

June 8, 2015 21:00:20 Posted at June 8, 2015 21:00:20
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Prince Harry was at a charity polo match last weekend. There was a party afterwards. And now these pictures of him with actress Jenna Coleman have been released – click here to see. Is that what it looks like when Harry’s making the moves on someone? I mean there’s Photo Assumption and then there’s Photo Conclusion. Full Story

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All about Big G

June 8, 2015 12:25:12 Posted at June 8, 2015 12:25:12
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Babies all look the same, really, when they’re as young as Princess Charlotte. I mean come on, could you really pick her out in a baby lineup? That’s why, even in her first portraits, her brother is the star. It’s all about Big G. It’s always about Big G. Big G evidently took a break from sitting on his sister some time in May to allow her to rest on him instead as their mother lovingly held the camera. Full Story

Two Charlottes

June 5, 2015 14:50:43 Posted at June 5, 2015 14:50:43
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Let’s start with the newest one. It’s been announced that Princess Charlotte of Cambridge will be christened exactly a month from today, on July 5th, where Princess Diana was baptised – St Mary Magdalene’s Church on the Sandringham Estate close to Anmer Hall where the Cambridges are living. Full Story

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Chris Hemsworth with a baby and a prince

June 1, 2015 14:25:11 Posted at June 1, 2015 14:25:11
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Chris Hemsworth is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. As you know, not really my jam. But I’m told I’m in the minority because he’s really tall, handsome, blonde, fit, and has an accent. OK. Also he’s holding a baby here. So, you know, even though he’s not for me, I do understand that part of my job is to contribute to your spank bank. Full Story

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Hot Harry in a hoodie

June 1, 2015 13:21:28 Posted at June 1, 2015 13:21:28
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Prince Harry and Prince William (am I allowed to put Harry before his brother?) played in the Audi Polo Challenge yesterday in Ascot wearing the sh-t out of their white pants. Look at that string around his neck while he’s checking his phone. God, he’s such a 2006 frat bro sometimes, it kills me. Full Story

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