Friday, August 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend. On Friday, before a long weekend, you really don’t want to work that hard. You don’t want to have to scramble. Thursday is good. Thursday you’re still focused. Friday is all about your boss letting everyone go early and, if you can get away with it, coasting through the morning.

It worked out for everyone. Except, maybe, Jon Voight. Who wasn’t invited. And now he’s talking to anyone who will talk to him, including the Daily Mail, telling them that he’ll be going to Europe to see Brange and the children next week…

Dude. No wonder you weren’t invited. It’s the Daily Mail. Don’t be surprised if they don’t open the door.

It’s been such a great year in gossip so far. And it always picks up in the fall. Enjoy this holiday weekend then. No blog on Monday but we’re balls in on Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Selena & JB: long weekend in Canada

August 29, 2014 16:14:32 Posted at August 29, 2014 16:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

No doubt about it now. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together. It’s been two weeks. By their standards, that’s like 6 months. The two were photographed getting off a private jet two days ago in Canada. So I guess JB is spending the long weekend at home. For her, it’s a risky decision. Full Story

Long weekend Kristen Stewart

August 29, 2014 15:44:46 Posted at August 29, 2014 15:44:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Seen at Narita Airport in Japan today catching a flight. She’s been in Japan shooting Equals for a few weeks now. I’m posting these photos because there was a conjuring. Check this email I just received from Brigitte: “After seeing the new pictures of Liam Hemsworth, I need Gossip Genie to work its magic and get us a Liam and Kristen Stewart hook up. Full Story

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My dad told me to break up with you

August 29, 2014 15:30:17 Posted at August 29, 2014 15:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Jamie Spears, father of Britney, who is 32 years old, is his daughter court-appointed conservator. So, basically, he’s legally authorised to handle her sh-t…because she’s not capable of handling her own sh-t.. And not just in business. TMZ Full Story

Newlywed in Malta

August 29, 2014 15:02:11 Posted at August 29, 2014 15:02:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash, INF

Angelina Jolie and her kids are now in Gozo, Malta. (All the pap agencies are heading there now. Yay for Tourism Malta!) They were photographed today in a boat where Brad Pitt is expected to join them so that they can begin their working honeymoon, shooting a new film that the Jolie wrote called By The Sea. Full Story

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Liam Hemsworth is really hot

August 29, 2014 14:25:32 Posted at August 29, 2014 14:25:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

That’s all I got here. Liam Hemsworth is really, really, really hot. I’ll say this too: to me, on pure physical appeal only, he’s hotter than Ryan Gosling. If they picked him for Christian Grey? No problem. All in. If they remade Tango & Cash starring Charlie Hunnam and Liam Hemsworth? No problem. Full Story

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August 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 29, 2014 14:09:37 Posted at August 29, 2014 14:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

My cousin Cat is 40 years old today – Happy Birthday Kit-Fu! Cat is big on Rafael Nadal…who is not playing right in the US Open due to injury. Here he is on holiday last month. And for Linda from your daughter Lauren – Happy Birthday! She says you’re the “best mom and nana ever”. Full Story

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Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Festival Cara

August 28, 2014 21:27:46 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Cara Delevingne was hanging out in New York yesterday. Next week? She’ll be in Toronto. She’s in a film called The Face Of An Angel screening at TIFF. Festival Cara. Film festivals are about movies, of course. And red carpets, always. And…the parties. As we’ve seen, this girl knows how to party. Full Story

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More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 28, 2014 19:35:43 Posted at August 28, 2014 19:35:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds metallic heel shoes and fall bags in LifeStyle

Girl Sh-t Female Anchor Edition: Katie Couric vs Diane Sawyer (Dlisted)

High fashion Beysus (Just Jared)

Ariana Grande is already preparing us for a Miley transition (Cele|bitchy)

Kanye West is like family with the paps (The Superficial)

I guess in addition to Jennifer Aniston, we might have to think about Billy Bob Thornton today (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Brange before the wedding (Pop Sugar)

Keira Knightley is topless but I can only look at those amazing pants (Too Fab)

Johnny Depp’s fiancée is topless too but who gives a sh-t? (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens pre-kiss (Popoholic)

They hemmed up Jennifer Westfeldt’s dress at the Emmys and I don’t think that was a good call (Go Fug Yourself)

Billion Dollar Alba

August 28, 2014 19:26:29 Posted at August 28, 2014 19:26:29
Maria Posted by Maria
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

It’s a very good day for Jessica Alba. No, she didn’t get a part in a movie, but her other career is doing quite well. According to the NY Post) The Honest Co. is expanding and received a huge $1 billion valuation after raising $70 million in capital (to add to the $52 million it has already raised). Full Story

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George Clooney congratulates Brange

August 28, 2014 17:18:47 Posted at August 28, 2014 17:18:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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Andrew Garfield, Forever Child

August 28, 2014 16:28:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 16:28:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Do you buy Andrew Garfield as an adult? I don’t know that I do. He’s 31 years old, I know that academically, but I don’t think I really know that. Because when I see Garfield, I don’t think “grown ass man”. He’s a Forever Child, which is why it’s totally believable for him to be playing Peter Parker in the Spider-Man movies—he looks like he should still be in college. Full Story

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