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Boy, I want, to be witchu

September 3, 2013 21:15:59 Posted at September 3, 2013 21:15:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I started the day listening to Celine Dion’s new song Loved Me Back To Life. It’s a real leg lunger. It sounds like it’s been written specifically for leg lunging. She can totally drop a leg lunge in there every 15 seconds if she wants to. And she does. Always. But why did they have to f-ck around with her voice so much? It’s not like Celine doesn’t have a voice. Full Story

Emma’s quiet summer

September 3, 2013 21:02:16 Posted at September 3, 2013 21:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Even though she had two movies out this summer, I feel like it’s been a quiet one for Emma Watson. Why is that? She just wasn’t up in our faces that much, right? This is not a complaint. It only means that when we do see her, it’s exciting. Here she is at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London tonight. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 3, 2013 20:12:45 Posted at September 3, 2013 20:12:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This movie is obviously all about Zac Efron’s abs (Dlisted)

Jessica Alba’s Labour Day bikini  (Too Fab)

Do you think Justin Bieber needs glasses? (The Superficial)

Suki in a silver dress (Just Jared)

Megan Fox is selling her pretend face (Hollywood Tuna)

For the five people who care that Kate Bosworth got married (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West will take any money to support his child no matter where it comes from (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t think he should have been Christian Grey either (Socialite Life)

It’s ok, Harry Potter has seen worse (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Naomi Watts talks about Nicole Kidman (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Kerry covers FLARE

September 3, 2013 19:36:38 Posted at September 3, 2013 19:36:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you know Kerry Washington went to Spence, the same school in New York as Gwyneth Paltrow? We need to find a copy of those yearbooks. We need to write a show about this. About a girl like Kerry Washington at school with girls like Gwyneth Paltrow. Duana? I know you’re reading. Because, of course, as we’ve noted several times before, we are Kerry Washington fangirls here at LaineyGossip and Duana is our Heather #1. Full Story

The Blue Ivy Carter on a boat...again

September 3, 2013 17:45:18 Posted at September 3, 2013 17:45:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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How many times have you spent a holiday on a yacht. I don't mean your family's boat. I mean a YACHT. For the Blue Ivy Carter, a yacht in the Mediterranean is like your cottage. Like, totally pedestrian. No offence to your cottage. Anyway, this is Ibiza. And she's with her parents. Full Story

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The Slum Love Life Partner

September 3, 2013 16:06:44 Posted at September 3, 2013 16:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez, who is coming back to judge American Idol, even though FOX hasn’t officially officially confirmed it yet, covers the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She looks amazing. And I wish I could wear my hair like that without looking like an asshole full of Try. Maybe I’ll test out the asshole full of Try at TIFF. Full Story

Middle-aged man pants

September 3, 2013 15:57:37 Posted at September 3, 2013 15:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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No excuses from Channing Tatum?

September 3, 2013 15:13:57 Posted at September 3, 2013 15:13:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Clemens Bilan/ Getty

White House Down was not a hit for Channing Tatum. He and Jamie Foxx are in Europe right now trying to make up for some of those losses but it won’t be enough. WHD is Tatum’s first stumble after a series of smash hits. What’s his excuse? Will he have an excuse? Armie Hammer had an excuse. Full Story

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Scarlett Johansson, alien, in Venice

September 3, 2013 14:58:00 Posted at September 3, 2013 14:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scarlett Johansson was in Venice today to promote Under The Skin. She arrived at the festival with her boyfriend, Romain Dauriac. They’ve been together now for almost a year. Look at her, wearing the f-cking sh-t out of those pants. In Under The Skin, Scarlett is an alien who comes to Earth to check things out. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam: Anastasia & Christian

September 3, 2013 13:27:11 Posted at September 3, 2013 13:27:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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EL James, the author of Fifty Shades Of Grey, announced yesterday that she’d found an actress to play her in her fantasy with Robert Pattinson. Dakota Johnson will be Anastasia Steele. Charlie Hunnan is Christian Grey. So the biggest move of his career is a replacement for Robert Pattinson. What was your motivation Charlie? Imagining EL James imagining Pattinson going down on Kristen Stewart, basically. Full Story

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“Mr. White’s Gay for Me”

September 3, 2013 13:12:28 Posted at September 3, 2013 13:12:28
Maria Posted by Maria
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Courtesy AMC

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 12 recap This episode starts with no flash forward, no hint at what comes later in the show. Instead, a panicked Walt goes into his house to look for Jesse. Walt searches the house, which is doused in gasoline, and Jesse has fled without setting it on fire. Saul’s car has been left outside with the door open – there’s a CD case with white powder on it. Full Story

Tom Hardy Locke

September 3, 2013 12:53:34 Posted at September 3, 2013 12:53:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Hardy was in Venice this weekend to promote his new film Locke. The timing could not be better. Because the last time we talked about Tom Hardy it was about his Twitter account. And that f-cking video. Click here for a refresher if you have to but if you couldn’t un-see it the first time, I don’t know why you would want to a second time. Full Story

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September 3, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 3, 2013 12:37:16 Posted at September 3, 2013 12:37:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelica! There’s been a lot of love that’s come in for you the last few days! First up, from mom – Happy 26th Birthday! She is so proud of you for how much of yourself you’ve dedicated to taking care of others. She calls you a “spectacular gorgeous woman”. And I can’t wait to see you both next week at The Social! And more for Angelica from Hope and your other gossips, and also your friends in EARS who wish you a new year that’s all about “Wednesday snuggles that your tiny beautiful heart can stand” with some Thor, Dita, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Full Story