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Gwyneth Paltrow: Oscars Worst Dressed (Lainey)

February 23, 2015 20:40:09 Posted at February 23, 2015 20:40:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Steve Granitz/ Jason Merritt/ Kevork Djansezian/ Ethan Miller/ Getty Images

Again! She sucked at the Grammys. She sucked at the Globes. She sucked….at the Oscars?!? And it’s not like I don’t love it when G goes rogue at the Oscars. I will always defend the time she went rogue in Alexander McQueen all those years ago. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: Oscars Most Reluctant

February 23, 2015 09:23:05 Posted at February 23, 2015 09:23:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Jeff Vespa/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Winter/ Ethan Miller/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images

We had a final rehearsal and sound check for etalk at the Oscars until around noon. I was upstairs on the balcony overlooking the auditorium entrance when Jessica Chastain casually walked down the carpet, with her hood pulled up and a pair of casual pants, no handler, no publicist, just by herself, with her dress hanging off one arm. Full Story

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Blake at Marchesa

February 19, 2015 15:17:05 Posted at February 19, 2015 15:17:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Arun Nevader/ Daniel Zuchnik/ Getty Images

Blake Lively was at the Marchesa presentation last night in New York. She wore Marchesa at her wedding. And there’s the Harvey Weinstein connection. OK but... If you’ve been visiting this site for some time, you know how I feel about Marchesa. They send some janky ass sh-t down the runway. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris at the Grammys

February 9, 2015 17:37:18 Posted at February 9, 2015 17:37:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Maury Phillips/ Kevin Mazur/ Larry Busacca/ Jason Kempin

It seems like these two are never not together. Gwyneth Paltrow presented. Chris Martin performed. And you can see him I think in the background of one of these shots of her. G, obviously, was there for her “beautiful friend” Beyonce. That’s no accident either. While there were complaints about her presence to introduce B’s performance, you have to know that she would have only been invited on the approval and probable recommendation of Beysus herself. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: the Julia Roberts of the Grammys

February 9, 2015 12:57:47 Posted at February 9, 2015 12:57:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Michael Kovac/ Mark Davis/ Lester Cohen/ Larry Busacca/ VALERIE MACON/

Vulture asked a very important question on Twitter last night: Who has more friends, Taylor or Gwyneth? It’s been a year now, right? Since I first started calling Taylor Swift the “Friend Collector”? She’s also, like, the official mascot of music award shows now too. Full Story

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Saving Cate for the Oscars

January 29, 2015 19:29:05 Posted at January 29, 2015 19:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Metcalfe/ Don Arnold/ Getty Images

Cate Blanchett stepped out in pink silk last night with black sleeves and hem at the AACTA Awards in Sydney. On anyone else… this would be a mess. Easily. Like on someone with sh-tty posture? And a lot less poise? It’s not my favourite Cate fashion moment. But I can appreciate that she can elevate a piece that on anyone else would look suuuuuuper cheap. Full Story

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Kate Hudson for Versace S/S 2015

January 26, 2015 19:14:28 Posted at January 26, 2015 19:14:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/ Michel Dufour/ Getty Images

Kate Hudson wore that obvious white Versace dress at the Golden Globes, you remember? Click here for my assessment. Basically… too easy. That’s all this is. You have a good body? Let’s pick a dress to show off how good your body is without any creative design elements. Full Story

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Sofia Vergara: SAGs Worst Dressed

January 26, 2015 18:37:26 Posted at January 26, 2015 18:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You’re here because you love the awards. And you remember. You might not remember what your boss told you five minutes ago, but you remember when Gwyneth wore white Tom Ford to the Oscars. You remember Cate Blanchett’s butterflies by Galliano. You can recall, instantly, everything that Lupita wore last year and when – the red caped Lauren at the Globes, the turquoise beading at the SAGs, the pale blue Prada for the Academy. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 17:29:54 Posted at January 26, 2015 17:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of this. And she put in an aggressive, impressive campaign that …could only get her so far. Full Story

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Claire Danes: Belted at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 14:18:30 Posted at January 26, 2015 14:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Mark Davis/ Michael Buckner/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

Something about this dress was bothering me. And it was more than just her pissy face expression every time the camera went to her when she wasn’t expecting it. That’s been an ongoing thing though. For some reason, Claire Danes just can’t summon the joy. Or maybe it’s that she just doesn’t know how to fake it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Hollywood wife at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 13:25:52 Posted at January 26, 2015 13:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ Christopher Polk/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

There was a great article in the New York Times that came out just after the Golden Globes: What Happened to Risk on the Red Carpet? With few exceptions – thank you Emma Stone, again, and again, and again – everything, everyone is boring. Full Story

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Gwyneth and Brad holding hands

January 22, 2015 14:48:54 Posted at January 22, 2015 14:48:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Steve Granitz/ Jon Kopaloff/ Lester Cohen/ Gregg DeGuire/ Getty Images

After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. Full Story

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One hat too try

January 20, 2015 17:43:48 Posted at January 20, 2015 17:43:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Luca Teuchmann/ Chad Buchanan/ Getty Images

As mentioned yesterday in the Smutty Roundup, Katie Holmes is in Berlin for Fashion Week. Today she was front row at the Marc Cain show. Beautiful coat. Love the sweater dress. And the boots. If she had quit there, we’d be good. But that hat… That hat takes it from steezy to try, non? The hat is the detail that makes it uncomfortable. Full Story

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