Girls Who Don`t Eat Articles

Karma bones

March 16, 2011 11:38:54 Posted at March 16, 2011 11:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world. LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter and, if you ask me, uses it improperly (“ha ha, you’re so right”, or, “thanks for the love”, or “omg that’s so funny” is for text message, not Twitter), is trying to front like she’s totally fine, insisting that she does indeed eat, posting photos of her breakfast, and claiming that she’s healthy. Full Story

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One clinger remains but can she hold her head up?

March 11, 2011 07:28:14 Posted at March 11, 2011 07:28:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel may have been temporarily relieved of her clinging tendencies but Kate Bosworth’s are still being put to good use. Kate was toasted at the Nylon party last night as the magazine’s current cover girl. Her boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard was there though the two didn’t pose together. Full Story

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Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour

February 15, 2011 09:02:49 Posted at February 15, 2011 09:02:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez), she could be adding a Princess to that list. Full Story

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BAFTA Minnie Driver

February 14, 2011 01:02:54 Posted at February 14, 2011 01:02:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, everyone I’ve asked has said “I really want to finish (read: Start) the book first. Full Story

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JailBaits & Skinny Bitches

February 9, 2011 08:02:37 Posted at February 9, 2011 08:02:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber. Full Story

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While you expand...

December 20, 2010 07:43:13 Posted at December 20, 2010 07:43:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’t have right now. Looking at her doesn’t help. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

December 3, 2010 08:50:26 Posted at December 3, 2010 08:50:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Bless the snow

December 1, 2010 11:56:56 Posted at December 1, 2010 11:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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A starving forehead

November 22, 2010 08:39:34 Posted at November 22, 2010 08:39:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If ever there was a forehead that looked hungry... Doesn’t this forehead look hungry? This forehead belongs to Kate Bosworth. On Friday night she showed up at a screening for her new movie The Warrior’s Way. Well, she’s in the movie, it’s not really her movie. You know, one of those roles, it could be any girl, as long as she can read. Full Story

Renee & Coop: the inseparable summer

June 30, 2010 09:48:14 Posted at June 30, 2010 09:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were in New York, they spent time in Mexico last week, now they’re back New York, spotted en route to a show last night on Broadway. Right now Renee and Coop are inseparable lovers. If I were Bradley Cooper’s inseparable lover I would be happy as sh-t. When I get happy I eat. It would be nice if Renee could be happy and chill out on her militant emaciation. Full Story

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Bad combination

June 17, 2010 10:32:56 Posted at June 17, 2010 10:32:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I hate people. Anyway, as you can see, the woman who married KFed Jr has been looking extra emaciated lately. Full Story

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We can all relate to SJP

May 28, 2010 11:57:12 Posted at May 28, 2010 11:57:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that. So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. Full Story

Porny’s change pouch

May 25, 2010 07:14:08 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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MET Best Hair: SJP

May 4, 2010 11:36:15 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:36:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It really really is. Sarah Jessica Parker wore Halston because, like, she “designs” for the line now. Full Story

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