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JLO’s crotch patch

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Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going about this last night because of JLO’s jumpsuit. Full Story

 

Tim Burton and the superhero same-old

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I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies Full Story

 

Bring the Pitt Porn!

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For me, Pitt Porn is the answer to most of it. And it’s been so long since they’ve given us any. It’s always about the kids now. And the directing and the art and the work and the passion projects but the passion that’s the most fun, really, is the Brange sex passion… Is it withheld so that we’re harder up for it when it finally comes? Whatever. Full Story

 
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