Gossip Nostalgia!

When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman broke up, he had a brief situation with Sofia Vergara before making Penelope Cruz his bonafide. They were together for three years.

Three years is a long time. And then she moved on to Matthew McConaughey. You forgot about that didn’t you?

Tom, of course, moved on to Katie Holmes.

But last night, in London, Tom, Penelope, and Salma Hayek all hooked up for dinner. So as long as he doesn’t marry them (and divorce them), he can stay friends with them? It’s because they didn’t have children. It’s the children and the Xenu that become an issue, isn’t it?