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OMG. A kitten on a twin

June 3, 2014 18:36:55 Posted at June 3, 2014 18:36:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ D Dipasupil/ Getty

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story

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Lupita or Boring?

June 3, 2014 15:28:20 Posted at June 3, 2014 15:28:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Mike Coppola/ Getty

Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail dress that you couldn’t tell apart from everybody else? And especially on the day that it’s announced that you’ll be in the new Star Wars movie. Full Story

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This is Tilda

June 3, 2014 13:57:04 Posted at June 3, 2014 13:57:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Allan Bregg/ Splash

Tilda Swinton is shooting a film called Trainwreck in New York which is also how I would explain how her character’s been styled – a trainwreck. Tilda Swinton’s playing Jennifer Aniston. It’s hard to look at. I hate it. It’s making me grumpy. Toronto’s a muggy wet mess today. Full Story

Brange family carpet (almost)

May 29, 2014 20:47:50 Posted at May 29, 2014 20:47:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Brange at the Maleficent premiere last night. Sorry it took me so long to write about this. I’ve been waiting all day to buy those family photos – Brange posing with Maddox, Pax, Miss Zahara, Shiloh the Chosen, and Knox. But the agency is taking forever to figure it out. So we’ll come back to that in a separate post when they do. Full Story

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Rihanna & Drake: pink and blue

May 29, 2014 15:28:34 Posted at May 29, 2014 15:28:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Incognito Media/Winston Burris, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Rihanna was photographed leaving an LA recording studio late last night/early this morning after a recording session. She’s still wearing that short hair f-ck you Charlie Sheen pink wig. Over in another part of town, Drake was having dinner in a super cheesy, shiny blue shirt. Coincidence or conspiracy? As much as I hope it’s a conspiracy, I’m sure it’s coincidence. Full Story

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Going back to her comfort zones

May 28, 2014 13:59:48 Posted at May 28, 2014 13:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dave M. Benett/VF14/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Pamela Anderson looked SO good with short hair. Did you see her in Cannes? It really, really worked for her. I’ve attached some shots of that below, after the mess of last night. Last night she showed up at the World Music Awards. And the extensions were back. Like 1987, metal band, Sunset Strip extensions. Full Story

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Amanda Seyfried: getting credit?

May 27, 2014 17:01:39 Posted at May 27, 2014 17:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Anthony Harvey/ Getty

Sarah has a nickname for Amanda Seyfried that she uses on this site: oatmeal. I can understand why. But today I actually spent some timing thinking about Amanda Seyfried, her career. And you know what? Her choices don’t really suck. If they do ever suck, she doesn’t have to wear it. Like, we don’t blame her for The Big Wedding. Full Story

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The Growth in Cannes and This Hot Bitch

May 22, 2014 20:45:14 Posted at May 22, 2014 20:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Tim P. Whitby/ Getty

The Original JT and Kelly Preston are in Cannes. Tonight they showed up at AMFAR. That Growth on his chin came too. It even presented on stage. At some point you have to think that she approves of it, non? She has to. Because if it were me, I’d be Squawking Chickening that sh-t off of my husband’s face. Full Story

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Marion and mom in Cannes

May 22, 2014 14:55:41 Posted at May 22, 2014 14:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Michael Buckner/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

Marion Cotillard has been in Cannes for a few days now. She’s in the Dardennes film Two Days, One Night that is said to be one of the contenders for the Palme d’Or. She’s also a contender for Best Actress but now it’s looking like a two horse race between Marion and Anne Dorval in Xavier Dolan’s Mommy which screened after Two Days, One Night and might have the momentum. Full Story

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Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

May 6, 2014 19:39:53 Posted at May 6, 2014 19:39:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

May 6, 2014 17:01:38 Posted at May 6, 2014 17:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

May 6, 2014 15:38:19 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:38:19
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Dave Kotinsky/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange

May 6, 2014 15:10:14 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:10:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET Gala last night, both wearing Gucci, her sponsor. Full Story

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All of them: MET Olsens

May 6, 2014 14:07:37 Posted at May 6, 2014 14:07:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Rob Kim/ Getty

Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’s also Miu Miu. Full Story

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