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Monday, November 24, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I love a lot of things about Duana. But one of my favourite things, especially during award season, is that she still calls her Giuliana DePandi. I’m like a kid when she does it, begging her, “Do it again! Do it again!” It’s the best.

So. The American Music Awards. I watched them for Taylor Swift. Then I had to endure Ariana Grande TWO TIMES – and her jack rabbit of a brother – to get to JLO’s ass. That’s three hours that should have been Diana Ross, Beyonce, Taylor, Sam Smith, Skylar Grey, and Wyclef, that’s it. Doesn’t that cover all the food groups? Instead I had to have nightmares about the Magic guy and his gross hips

We’ll get to the AMAs – as much as I can stand to cover – but first…we have some other business to address from the weekend.  Read Full Intro

A great ass doesn’t make a song

November 24, 2014 17:49:59 Posted at November 24, 2014 17:49:59
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Jennifer Lopez got all wet-haired and grindy for the final performance of the night with Iggy Azalea at the American Music Awards which came with an advance warning that it was going to be all kinds of raunch. Hardly. Instead, it was a lot of dancing. And a costume change. And yes, JLO looked amazing and she moved energetically but… That wasn’t a song. Full Story

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Annoying has a brother

November 24, 2014 16:46:50 Posted at November 24, 2014 16:46:50
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Can you really be called a great vocalist when it’s just sounds coming out of your mouth with no words? I don’t understand a word of what Ariana Grande is singing because she’s too busy doing sh-t with the notes. She also has, like, zero stage presence. That could be an 8 year old at a recital for all I know. Full Story

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An angel and the shower

November 24, 2014 16:02:23 Posted at November 24, 2014 16:02:23
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On the subject of perspective… I’ve written about it so many times, what heartbreak is like at that age – so singular and isolating, so…narcissistic. You don’t think anyone has ever hurt the way you hurt. You think you INVENTED hurt. Despite what she posted on Instagram from backstage at rehearsal, about wanting people to relate, really, this kind of pain is an emotional cave that was created for only one inhabitant at a time. Full Story

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Fergie & Iggy at the AMAs

November 24, 2014 15:21:17 Posted at November 24, 2014 15:21:17
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Perspective. Makes you look like an asshole. And it took Iggy Azalea to make me realise how much I like Fergie. As I’ve said before re: Iggy Azalea, I am not a believer. I refuse to buy into her star. Madonna was the one who taught us how to pat our pussies, OK? Fergie though… I loved everything about Fergie last night – the wrap shirt over the bodysuit, the gold boots, she was on point with the performance, she sounded great, her legs are sick, and she’s as pretty as she’s ever been. Full Story

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80s steeze and a new friend collected

November 24, 2014 14:57:13 Posted at November 24, 2014 14:57:13
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Last night was all about Sam Smith’s coat. That coat! It took me back. Back to 80s London pop. Before Rick Astley was properly appreciated. Before he became an internet meme. I haven’t been Rick-rolled in so long I almost miss it. Sam Smith was like the baby Rick and Boy George always wanted to have together. Full Story

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All of Taylor’s emotions

November 24, 2014 14:25:52 Posted at November 24, 2014 14:25:52
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At this point I think she should just change the name of the song to Lonely Starbucks Lovers. Yes, I can read the lyrics. But all I HEAR is “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”. And reading your emails and tweets, it seems you are the same. I love that they had to give her a Lifetime Achievement Award just to get her there. Full Story

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Beyonce’s 7/11

November 24, 2014 13:34:34 Posted at November 24, 2014 13:34:34
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In advance of the American Music Awards – and the RIDICULOUS fact that Iggy Azalea was nominated for more awards than she was, WTF? – Beyonce dropped her video for 7/11 on Friday. Which is what everyone was talking about for most of the weekend. And she stepped out with Jay wearing a “B” in the front, “BOW DOWN” in the back varsity jacket just in case you don’t get the point… As for the video? Oh come on. Full Story

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Friday, November 21, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s been a few days since we’ve seen Taylor Swift modelling clothes while coming out of her NYC apartment. What’s she been up to then?

American Music Awards Sunday night. She’ll be performing Blank Space for the first time on stage. Or, as I’ve started calling it, “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”.

Taylor is by far the main event for the AMAs this weekend. They’ve dedicated an entire page to her on their website. This is understandable. After all, she just became the first woman in history to succeed herself on the Billboard Hot 100 as Blank Space took over from Shake It Off.  Read Full Intro

Beyonce’s Ring Off

November 21, 2014 17:48:23 Posted at November 21, 2014 17:48:23
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Two new Beyonce tracks leaked yesterday ahead of her new album release. The first song, 7/11, is Beysus rapping. The second, called Ring Off, is Beyonce gossip. So it’s about a woman taking her “ring off” because “it’s your time to put your love on top”. Oh, Love On Top. Full Story

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JLO’s AMA Booty

November 21, 2014 15:54:53 Posted at November 21, 2014 15:54:53
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They made a big f-cking deal out of it all yesterday when reports surfaced that television executives were issuing warnings to Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea about their upcoming American Music Awards performance on Sunday. The two will perform Booty together for the first time. And according to TMZ Full Story

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Rihanna & Eminem for the veterans

November 12, 2014 13:56:25 Posted at November 12, 2014 13:56:25
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Rihanna was in Washington, DC last night performing at the Concert for Valor to commemorate Veterans Day. This outfit is sick - a black sequined bodysuit under a black sequined cape and a glorious neckpiece to take it to the next level. She looks incredible. At one point, Eminem came on stage to join her. Full Story

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A rare Eminem

November 6, 2014 20:16:08 Posted at November 6, 2014 20:16:08
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When was the last time you saw Eminem posing at a photo wall? It doesn’t happen. He’s basically a recluse. But last night Dr Dre and Jimmy Iovine were honoured at WSJ Magazine’s Innovator Awards. Out of respect for those two, Eminem made a rare appearance. He even smiled a little. Full Story

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Selena Gomez: what her heart wants, or wanted

November 6, 2014 19:37:52 Posted at November 6, 2014 19:37:52
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Have you watched Selena Gomez’s new video for The Heart Wants What It Wants yet? It was just released this morning. The song is OK. It’s the video that really makes it…something. But first, let’s talk about this expression, “the heart wants what it wants”. She’s not the first person who’s ever said it. Full Story

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