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Rethinking Johnny Depp

December 3, 2014 22:40:30 Posted at December 3, 2014 22:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be? Amber Heard. PEOPLE just posted an article titled: Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off? Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans: "There is no rush to marry at the moment," says a longtime friend of Depp. Full Story

Scarlett Can Keep A Secret

December 1, 2014 20:29:10 Posted at December 1, 2014 20:29:10
Maria Posted by Maria
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A-list actress, a baby and a wedding – this makes for some seriously headline click-bait for most websites. But today, a Monday after a sleepy US Thanksgiving weekend, there’s a story buried on PEOPLE about Scarlett Johansson possibly marrying Romain Dauriac (via NY Post). Full Story

Work more, talk less

November 28, 2014 17:45:37 Posted at November 28, 2014 17:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Yesterday in Smutty Tingles, I wrote that “I have Benedict Cumberbatch love and engagement fatigue, GOD." Every day there’s another quote about how much he loves his fiancée and how much she loves him and why they decided to list their engagement and why she walked the carpet with him at the premiere. Full Story

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Angelina’s Unbroken marriage tour

November 26, 2014 17:46:13 Posted at November 26, 2014 17:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story

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Cumhard confirmation

November 12, 2014 14:32:38 Posted at November 12, 2014 14:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every week or so, I get an email from a particular subset of Twi-Hard. I call them the deniers. These are the ones who refuse to believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no longer together. And that not only are they not broken up, but that she secretly had a baby last year and everything we’re seeing now is an attempt to hide the child. Full Story

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Solange is getting married

November 11, 2014 17:08:24 Posted at November 11, 2014 17:08:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Solange Knowles will marry her boyfriend Alan Ferguson in New Orleans this weekend. Ferguson is a music director. Solange is, according to the US article, a “DJ”. Would you describe her as a DJ? You wouldn’t. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch proposed on Monday

November 6, 2014 18:11:23 Posted at November 6, 2014 18:11:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

A reader called Maureen emailed yesterday: “I am honestly shocked that no one has coined the term ‘Cumhards’ for the crazy Cumberbatch fans.” Cumhards makes sense. Because the Batchies behave in similar ways to Twi-Hards, especially on social media. Cumhards ask questions at film festival screenings like, “Can I have some of your yummy-ness” which is not as hilariously insane as tattooing Robert Pattinson’s face on your back but I’m sure we’re almost there. Full Story

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Oscar elopement?

November 5, 2014 20:26:22 Posted at November 5, 2014 20:26:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New cover of US Weekly features Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, an elopement story: Engaged for two years, they still haven’t set a date. Now Aniston’s pushing for an intimate tropical getaway. On the one hand, she’s campaigning for awards consideration for her performance in Cake. Full Story

Marc Anthony engaged

November 5, 2014 20:01:49 Posted at November 5, 2014 20:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Slaven Vlasic/ Bennett Raglin/ Getty

US Weekly reports exclusively that Marc Anthony is engaged. Apparently he proposed to Shannon De Lima, a model, back in March. The magazine describes their relationship as “on-off” since 2012. Yes. Because he was also, during that time, dating Chloe Green, the daughter of Philip Green, of Topshop. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged

November 5, 2014 14:36:33 Posted at November 5, 2014 14:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh noes… How are you over there Cumber-crazies? You OK with this wakeup call? A notice of engagement appeared in The Times today. Very subtle. Very classy. Very Cumberbatchy. Very fitting of someone called Benedict Cumberbatch. This might be my favourite thing about Benedict Cumberbatch – the way he announced that he’s to marry Sophie Hunter. Full Story

Another wedding reception

October 24, 2014 20:28:10 Posted at October 24, 2014 20:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

George Clooney is now in London. Amal’s parents have booked out the Danesfield House Hotel & Spa in Buckinghamshire where they’re supposedly hosting another wedding reception, presumably for those who couldn’t make it to Venice. Already now there are rumours that the Brange will be there. Full Story

The Alamuddin Wedding: aftermath

October 6, 2014 14:41:49 Posted at October 6, 2014 14:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney gave PEOPLE so much information about his wedding they can release a story every day about the event, sometimes two. Here’s one that showed up this weekend: the cost. How much did the wedding cost? PEOPLE says that’s grossly inflated: At the end of the day, George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's three-day wedding weekend, including their intimate Sept. 27 ceremony Full Story