Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.


October 25, 2016 14:21:42 Posted at October 25, 2016 14:21:42
Kathleen Posted by Kathleen

People were joining in on that hashtag before they knew what Amy Schumer did – or if she even did anything except, you know, be Amy Schumer. When I looked up the hashtag on Sunday night, I had to scroll for a while before I realized that a) yes, Amy Schumer did something and b) for the love of sweet baby Blue Ivy, I wish I could un-see that something. Full Story

Just don’t call him “Bro”

September 9, 2016 17:16:52 Posted at September 9, 2016 17:16:52
Maria Posted by Maria

Even though it’s still officially summer, everyone has fall on the brain. Starbucks is trying to make PSL happen (that’s an abbreviation for Pumpkin Spice Latte) and stores are stacked with Halloween decorations and candy. People who are really into it will start strategizing about their costume. Full Story

Meanwhile, Lena Dunham

September 6, 2016 16:29:08 Posted at September 6, 2016 16:29:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A couple weeks ago I wrote about Amy Schumer, again, and how she keeps tripping over problems with other women. And now, after a controversial interview/conversation included in last Friday’s Lenny Letter, the conversation is swinging back to Lena Dunham Full Story

Mark Ruffalo can be both

September 2, 2016 15:16:41 Posted at September 2, 2016 15:16:41
Duana Posted by Duana

I don’t know if you know this, but the internet can be frustrating. No, but seriously. That whole expression ‘this is why we can’t have nice things’ is always on my mind. When Beyoncé drops LEMONADE, there are people who, instead of appreciating it, say “Yeah but white women are disrespected too!”, unable to see ‘right, but this isn’t about that’. Full Story

Scott Eastwood’s gross world

August 24, 2016 20:14:56 Posted at August 24, 2016 20:14:56
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Scott Eastwood is featured in Australia GQ’s September issue—in a somewhat telling play, he’s on the alternate subscriber cover while Jake Gyllenhaal covers the newsstand copy. So Scott Eastwood gets covers, but he still has to take a backseat to an actual movie star. Full Story

Monday, August 22, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Four years ago, at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte was a blessing to the internet, generating memes and GIFs and hilarious snark-pieces that I still enjoy and read, despite the fact that our online world has been accused of being hollow and temporary.  Read Full Intro