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Dum-dum Ashton Kutcher thinks smear campaigns are fine

November 20, 2014 15:14:33 Posted at November 20, 2014 15:14:33
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

There’s a story that’s been blowing up in techie circles this week about ridesharing app Uber and its problematic executives targeting journalists who disagree with them. It goes like this: Sarah Lacy, editor in chief of PandoDaily, a Silicon Valley news site she founded, wrote an article about why she ditched Uber Full Story

Katy Perry is still an idiot

November 17, 2014 17:46:01 Posted at November 17, 2014 17:46:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Katy Perry donated $10,000 to a school in Australia for her This Is How We Do school competition in Australia. I like the song, in spite of myself. But…have you ever listened to the lyrics? I’m not sure if this is the song you want representing youth engagement. Roar would have been better, hmmm? She’s still a Roar fraud but at least on surface sentiment, it’s definitely more appropriate. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is the fool

November 17, 2014 13:53:14 Posted at November 17, 2014 13:53:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started tweeting about what a mess he was on stage. Full Story

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Taylor Swift + Lorde vs Katy Perry

November 13, 2014 17:30:33 Posted at November 13, 2014 17:30:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/MTV1415/ David M. Benett/ Getty

You know the bad blood between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, right? Taylor even wrote a song about it. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, but some Girl Sh-t is embarrassing…because, God, this is over John Mayer. What a waste. Katy is now dating Diplo. And yesterday, Diplo, seemingly out of nowhere, tweeted this:   Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV Full Story

Star Wars has a stupid title

November 6, 2014 18:59:21 Posted at November 6, 2014 18:59:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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W8 Media/ Splash

There’s an epidemic in Hollywood, a rash spreading through production offices like a bad case of pink eye, and it’s the trend of dumb subtitles given to franchise pictures. My #1 stupid title punching bag is Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which I call Superhero Face Punch because that is clearly a better, more to-the-point title. Full Story

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“I’m not a Feminist, but…”

September 23, 2014 16:05:00 Posted at September 23, 2014 16:05:00
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

Lainey sent me the Billboard article about Meghan Trainor because she likes to see me rage. HEADLINE:  “I don’t consider myself a feminist” CONTEXTUAL QUOTE:  "I don't consider myself a feminist, but I'm down for my first opportunity to say something to the world to be so meaningful. Full Story

Drama anywhere, any time

September 2, 2014 17:07:38 Posted at September 2, 2014 17:07:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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O'Neill/ Todd G/ PacificCoastNews

This is why I keep comparing Justin Bieber to Lindsay Lohan. Because it's ALWAYS something. It's always chaos. There's always drama. And it's never their fault. JB went home to Stratford, ON for Labour Day long weekend. He had Selena Gomez with him. They spent time with the family. Full Story

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Daddy Dearest

August 28, 2014 15:22:09 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:22:09
Maria Posted by Maria
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Frank Micelotta/ Getty Images

For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story

How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

August 21, 2014 20:14:53 Posted at August 21, 2014 20:14:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher copies?

August 12, 2014 16:19:34 Posted at August 12, 2014 16:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s digital and original and smart, smart enough to sniff out the next, smart enough to be able to see a trend before it becomes one, smart enough to be more than just some douchebag who throws money at sh-t. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s career goals

August 7, 2014 19:47:44 Posted at August 7, 2014 19:47:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s representing Chanel. Which is why this shoot is in a grocery store. You’ll recall, Karl Lagerfeld presented the Chanel F/W 2014 collection at a venue staged to look like a supermarket. Click here Full Story

Character development by Kellan Lutz

August 5, 2014 16:09:09 Posted at August 5, 2014 16:09:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Kellan Lutz was in London yesterday with the cast of The Expendables 3. You know, the movie franchise featuring the greatest thespians of our time? He was asked at a press conference about his character. Kellan took the opportunity to talk about how layered his performance is. Because he’s playing someone who’s an enigma, John Smilee, a mystery who will be unravelled in upcoming installments. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan: I didn’t ask for it, people are obsessed with me

July 14, 2014 15:37:05 Posted at July 14, 2014 15:37:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Lindsay Lohan is doing a play in England. And in order to convince people that she’s not a f-ck up anymore, she agreed to an interview with the BBC. Or, rather, the BBC agreed to an interview with her. It’s the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. That she was living out her “college experience”. Full Story

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Gary Oldman apologises

June 25, 2014 13:52:37 Posted at June 25, 2014 13:52:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you’ve heard about this Gary Oldman Playboy interview, right? Oldman’s defenders tried to make it sound like he was taken out of context. How could he be taken out of context when the magazine posted the transcript? Others are saying that Oldman was simply “illustrating the absurd by being absurd”. Full Story