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Madonna after the fall

February 27, 2015 15:08:12 Posted at February 27, 2015 15:08:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Madonna looked great last night in London, seen here leaving her party at a private members club. She’s always had the most beautiful eyes. So about that fall at the BRITs, she was on Jonathan Ross yesterday talking about the performance. When he wanted to replay it for her, she refused to watch. Full Story

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Beyonce fitness

February 26, 2015 16:48:46 Posted at February 26, 2015 16:48:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Beyonce posted a supercut of her workout on Instagram yesterday. I’ve embedded it below. You know what I love about this, beyond the obvious? The obvious being that this is what celebrity social media is for: the glimpse behind the gloss, or as much of a glimpse as they’ll strategically allow you to see… What I love is that Hayley has made me do each and every one of these moves. Full Story

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Jamie Dornan isn’t finished

February 25, 2015 16:27:15 Posted at February 25, 2015 16:27:15
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It’s too bad. Because if you’ve seen Fifty Shades Of Grey, you know he needs more finish. I’ll say it again: more come face, give us more come face! Four or five sex scenes and no climax? How is this allowed?!? So anyway, about those rumours this week that he’s done with Christian Grey and wants out of the sequels, Dornan’s rep has now released a full statement, denying that he’s trying to get out of the franchise, instead confirming that he wants to keep going for more: "Jamie is delighted that the film is breaking box office records worldwide and whilst the studio has not made any formal announcements about sequels, he is looking forward to making the next film. Full Story

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Mission: Impossible 5 may or may not be having issues

February 24, 2015 16:06:52 Posted at February 24, 2015 16:06:52
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Depending on who you talk to. Last week, The Hollywood Reporter stated that production on Mission: Impossible 5 shut down for a week while a mysterious unnamed writer worked over the finale to provide the film with a better ending. But, on the same day as THR’s report, M:I5 director Christopher McQuarrie tweeted from the set, indicating that production was ongoing, if it had ceased at all. Full Story

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Oscar pairings

February 20, 2015 20:46:28 Posted at February 20, 2015 20:46:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I read an article at Variety the other day about Taryn Hurd, the talent producer for the Oscars. She’s the one who comes up with the presenter pairings, deciding who comes out with who to announce what. BEST F-CKING JOB EVER. So she’s the one who we need to be pitching Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston to. Full Story

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“Brutally honest” Oscar ballots reveal that Oscar voters are as dumb as you think

February 20, 2015 17:24:22 Posted at February 20, 2015 17:24:22
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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In the run-up to the Oscars The Hollywood Reporter has started doing this thing where they get select members of the Academy to fill out their Oscar ballot and explain why they’re voting the way they’re voting. So far they have three this year, which you can read here Full Story

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Fifty Shades author wants to whip sequel into submission

February 20, 2015 15:53:24 Posted at February 20, 2015 15:53:24
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Whatever we may think of it, Fifty Shades of Grey is an unqualified hit, with $300 million at the worldwide box office and counting. In some respects, that’s a good thing: A movie by women, about women, for women is a monster success. Every time we clock a win like this, it gets that much harder to deny that movies by and about women can’t be profitable, or are somehow “risky”. Full Story

A “timely intervention”

February 20, 2015 15:25:49 Posted at February 20, 2015 15:25:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After screening at Sundance, HBO has released the first trailer for Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology. There are no faces. Just voices. And reviews from major media outlets. And images of… machinery. Machines for minds. Machines for brainwashing? And words like the ones in the title. Full Story

Ewan McGregor realizes the dream, becomes own boss

February 19, 2015 16:17:46 Posted at February 19, 2015 16:17:46
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The film adaptation of Philip Roth’s novel American Pastoral has undergone some upheaval during its development. First Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly were going to star as the central couple, then Bettany dropped out and was replaced by Ewan McGregor—but Connelly stuck around (does that make for weird dinner conversation at home?). Full Story

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Norm Macdonald’s SNL Story Time

February 19, 2015 15:39:16 Posted at February 19, 2015 15:39:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Lainey emailed me last night and said I needed to go look at Norm Macdonald’s Twitter. So I did and it turns out that Macdonald, who appeared on SNL40 over the weekend, was having an SNL-themed story time about the week running up to the anniversary special. The big revelation that everyone is latching onto is that Eddie Murphy was supposed to appear in the “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketch as Bill Cosby, but that he backed out at the eleventh hour because he didn’t want to “kick a man when he was down”. Full Story

Another Beygency crisis?

February 19, 2015 14:26:13 Posted at February 19, 2015 14:26:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The internet was even more obsessed with Beyonce yesterday when several unretouched images of her were leaked online. By civilian standards, they’re fine. Pictures of a lovely looking person. But Beyonce is not a civilian. And being called a “lovely looking person” is not the message, not on brand. Full Story

Rihanna & Leo or Rihanna & Richie?

February 18, 2015 16:46:23 Posted at February 18, 2015 16:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Those Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio hookup rumours have been happening for weeks now, ever since New Year’s. And on Valentine’s Day they were at the same club together in New York. Supposedly some people say they were getting close inside. Then they left at around 4:30am separately but since it was around the same time, people are speculating that they went home to f-ck. Full Story

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Taylor & Kanye have dinner

February 18, 2015 15:31:27 Posted at February 18, 2015 15:31:27
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Last night in New York. At The Spotted Pig. Taylor Swift and Kanye West were both there, papped leaving within minutes of each other after meeting for dinner supposedly to discuss their upcoming collaboration. This shouldn’t be a surprise as he told Ryan Seacrest last week: “Yeah, she wants to get in the studio and we’re definitely going to go in. Full Story

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Roast for ego

February 17, 2015 20:55:41 Posted at February 17, 2015 20:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A promo for Justin Bieber's upcoming roast on Comedy Central has just been released. Like I said before, I don't know why people were initially so happy about this like they actually thought he'd be embarrassed. About what? He gets to take his shirt off. There's an entire show about him. Full Story

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