Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their kids skating on Monday in Queensland. At one point, they circled the rink holding hands. Do you remember that? Did you have skateabouts in high school? Was there all kinds of drama over who would ask who to hold hands on the skateabout? Someone needs to write a YA novel featuring the angst that happens leading up to a skateabout. Full Story
Happy New Year!
The first major story of 2014 …was Kaley Cuoco’s New Year’s Eve wedding. Is that a sign of what’s to come? If so, we need an upgrade. Cuoco and her now-husband were juuuust fresh off Henry Cavill six months ago. They’ve only been engaged for three. And now she’s instagramming pink wedding dress shots, bringing all of it full circle.
Anne Hathaway did a hint of pink Valentino – top shelf star style. Mrs Justin Timberlake brought that down with her much more obvious bubblegum gown. And Kaley has officially taken it all the way to C List. We started on the runway with Hathaway. We ended up at the mall with Cuoco, just as Miranda Priestly described it in The Devil Wears Prada. Please let that not be the quality of the gossip this year. Read Full Intro
I’m off tomorrow but back on January 2 and 3. Happy New Year!
I thought I was a skilled multi-tasker but I have now been shamed (Dlisted)
NYE un-SEE! UN-SEE! (Just Jared)
Rihanna looks amazing in this bikini (The Superficial)
How faces change: kin of Kanye West’s fiancée edition (FishWrapper)
Happy Kristen Stewart before NYE (Pop Sugar)
Prince William’s custom-made university course (Cele|bitchy)
Um, is this her real name? (Hollywood Tuna)
This will make Duana’s girlcrush on Anna Kendrick even worse. She’s going to win an Oscar one day, no doubt (Towleroad)
Kristen Stewart’s new ad for Balenciaga (Popoholic)
Top 10 Fugs of 2013 (Go Fug Yourself)
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In the last half of the year, Ariana Grande kept coming up a lot in our etalk morning meetings. One day, I finally asked, “Do I have to care about her!? Do I have to?” Apparently yes. And it’s only just building. They’re saying we will all have to care about Ariana Grande in 2014. Full Story
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Zachary Quinto went out for a walk with the dogs yesterday in NYC. He was accompanied by boyfriend Miles McMillan, a model, obviously. This is a ridiculously goodlooking couple. RIDICULOUS. Zachary broke up with Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele’s best friend, in July which was around the time he was first seen with Miles. Full Story
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Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are approaching 2014 in Cabo. Yesterday they both wore green bikinis. Jen hydrated with SmartWater. She wrapped her arms around her still-fiance at one point. Perhaps she was congratulating him on finding another pair of shorts. Anyway, here, enjoy the bikini shots. Full Story
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Check out Charlize Theron on the beach in Hawaii. I had no idea her hair was so curly. Did you? Some believe that Charlize is staying with Sean Penn while on holiday. He has a beach house there. But there’s been no suggestion that the two are dealing with each other romantically. Apparently it’s a friends-only situation because the two have known each other for years. Full Story
Well, there might be one. But it probably won’t be the Smiths. Here are Will and Jada at LAX yesterday leaving for Dubai, all smiles. There have been rumours for months that these two are done, that Jada’s been unhappy and singing songs about leaving him, and that a split is imminent. Maybe…eventually? But not in 2013. Full Story
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Katie Holmes was poolside in Miami Beach yesterday with daughter Suri. They spent Christmas with her family in Ohio. Presumably they’ll begin the new year in warmer weather. It will be Katie’s second new year divorced from Tom Cruise. She looks relaxed, happy. And Suri seems great too. Full Story
Astrid! Congratulations on your move to Melbourne to complete your final semester! Angelica wishes you lots of good times and fun experiences and…enjoy the summer there, lucky. Happy New Year! Full Story
For today’s introduction, to end 2013, I’ve decided to feature a celebrity who’s universally beloved. Someone who’s risen this year. Someone so “turnt up” – with grace, elegance, and ambition too – she likely won’t stop, can’t stop, through 2014. Someone who emerged, a revelation, a discovery, a major new talent.
There’s not much that’s truly good in Hollywood, as you know. But there are exceptions. Tonight is a good time to celebrate them.
Lupita Nyong’o, congratulations on the year that was. She delivers an extraordinary performance in 12 Years A Slave. She’s thoughtfully navigated her first major press and award circuit. She’s become a red carpet star. She’s smart and patient in an industry that rewards impetuous fools.
So a toast to her…
And a toast to you.
Wishing you a safe evening, surrounded by those you love. And if not, if you are alone, because yes, life is definitely not equal, may tonight be the beginning of the end of your sh-tty times and your sh-tty year. Maybe 2014 be better for all of us. Maybe Gossip be better for all of us!
Thank you so much for supporting LaineyGossip. Thank you for reading our posts, for sending your emails and tweets, for shouting at us and laughing with us. We can’t wait to do it all over again next year.
Happy New Year!
Yours in gossip,
The word “supple” grosses me out. And in combination with Simon Cowell it’s even worse (Dlisted)
Madonna’s beautiful daughter in the snow (FishWrapper)
Stephanie Seymour is in St Barts too (The Superficial)
Taye Diggs is single X 3 (Just Jared)
Cara Delevingne at the beach (Hollywood Tuna)
Kristen Stewart’s holiday gas (Pop Sugar)
Keira Knightley styled beautifully in Harper’s Bazaar (Cele|bitchy)
How celebrities spent the holidays… on Twitter (Socialite Life)
Harry Styles’s reps hate his girlfriend (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
How Nicole Richie’s dog is feeling after Christmas (I'm Not Obsessed)
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Miley Cyrus was in Vegas for Britney’s first Vegas show on Friday night. Then she hosted a party at the unveiling of Beacher’s Madhouse. Which is when Kellan Lutz showed up and they greeted each other with a kiss. There were other men around Miley that night. But Kellan’s trying to convince us that they’re doing it so that you’ll care about him. Full Story