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Walking Dead and back again

October 11, 2013 16:09:31 Posted at October 11, 2013 16:09:31
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead returns on Sunday (recaps start Monday) and to “celebrate”, Rolling Stone has Officer Rick himself, Andrew Lincoln, on the cover, as well as new interviews with the cast. I say “celebrate” with electrical sarcasm because has any recent television show squandered more potential than The Walking Dead? The pilot was incredible but over three seasons the show has devolved into a hate-watch for many people, good mostly for spawning memes of the show’s more boneheaded characters Full Story

Good Morning Benedict Cumberbatch

October 11, 2013 15:36:11 Posted at October 11, 2013 15:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Benedict Cumberbatch was on Good Morning America today presumably to promote The Fifth Estate. Julian Assange borrowed from Sinead O’Connor this week and wrote a hissy fit open letter to Cumberbatch about his portrayal. Thanks for the publicity, Julian. Don’t you know? Or does he know and that’s the point? Too heavy before a long weekend. Full Story

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Family Ties

October 11, 2013 15:21:32 Posted at October 11, 2013 15:21:32
Duana Posted by Duana

I know networks program things opposite each other in order to win ratings fights, but it really makes it difficult for those of us who watch a lot. I didn’t watch Glee last night, because I couldn’t bear to, and I never watch Grey’s Anatomy, and still Thursday is a crazy packed night rivaling only Sunday in its television goodness and density. Full Story

Gossip Nostalgia: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner in Vancouver

October 11, 2013 14:51:04 Posted at October 11, 2013 14:51:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I miss you, Vancouver. It’s Thanksgiving and I miss you. STAR Magazine via Celebitchy just gave me a reason to write about it. According to STAR, Ben Affleck will be shooting Superman & Batman in Vancouver. And since he supposedly fingered a girl in Vancouver while he was engaged to JLO, they’re saying Jennifer Garner’s going to lock him down when he’s there because she hates how he behaves in Vancity…what? This is why it’s amateur hour over at STAR. Full Story

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Shia’s smoking O face

October 11, 2013 14:09:02 Posted at October 11, 2013 14:09:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several character posters for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac were released yesterday featuring all the actors’ orgasm faces. Some of them, I think, are coming while stimulating themselves. Some of them are coming while being stimulated. Shia is … I don’t know what Shia LaBeouf is. Full Story

October 11, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 11, 2013 13:49:56 Posted at October 11, 2013 13:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Haley! It’s your 25th Birthday! Happy Birthday from mom! Low key before NYC sounds perfect. Have a great time this weekend and save your money for New York. The shopping this time of year is the best. “Rina- Happy Birthday! Even though time differences and oceans separate us, you are still one of my dearest friends and I hope you have the most amazing day today. Full Story

Friday, October 11, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Is it just me or did Scandal actually …slow down? A little? The show still moves at a ridiculous pace but I feel like we only blew through 4 plot developments instead of the 8 we were getting per episode last season. No? Still dementedly, indulgently frantic? Fine. Whatever. I’m not complaining. It’s been a few years since Thursdays were appointment television for me. Remember when Thursdays used to be the best night in TV? Scandal has restored that. And I don’t get squealy very often over Fitz but the look on his face – pride and arousal – when Olivia was blasting the administration during that press conference gave me stomach flips, and the good kind.

Today is the first ever International Day of the Girl. So we celebrate the incomparable Malala who is trying, pretty much all by herself, to make up for every bad thing that has ever happened by being brave and kind and BETTER all the time.  Read Full Intro

American Hustle Scorsese

October 10, 2013 20:17:06 Posted at October 10, 2013 20:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The second trailer for American Hustle has been released. Even from the beginning everyone was saying it felt like a Scorsese picture but now, this, this is like a Scorsese pattern. It hit me near the end, when Christian Bale delivers this line: "It's gotta be the best we've ever done. Full Story

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OMG Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!

October 10, 2013 19:16:44 Posted at October 10, 2013 19:16:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Holy sh--------t. Sometimes someone looks so good you want to punch yourself in the face. Picture me pile-driving myself over and over again. Because Sandra Bullock, tonight in London at the premiere of Gravity, is f-cking amazing...at any age, and she's almost 50. We did a thing on The Social a couple of weeks ago about a recent study that revealed that most people think that 50 is the ideal age and all of us were like, really? Bullsh-t. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 10, 2013 18:49:38 Posted at October 10, 2013 18:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds leather skirts and Lizzy Caplan’s outfit in Lifestyle

Without the makeup the plastic surgery seems more in your face, non? (Dlisted)

Lena Dunham milks a cow (The Superficial)

Josh Hutcherson, sex-positive, awesome (Too Fab)

That’s more a hoodie than a baby bump, isn’t it? (Pop Sugar)

Miley has the numbers (Cele|bitchy)

How Charlize Theron is using her scarf (Just Jared)

How do you feel about this jacket? Does it work on her? (Hollywood Tuna)

You were waiting for this, weren’t you? (Pink Is The New Blog)

The people who go to the pride of Britain …are they really? (Popoholic)

Mischa Barton, this isn’t working…and my arm doesn’t feel bad about that (Go Fug Yourself)

Bieber can’t exhale

October 10, 2013 17:32:11 Posted at October 10, 2013 17:32:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not when he’s popping out his abs for you on Instagram. Justin Bieber is cut, OK? He trains with his trainer. He’s benefitting from his 19 year old metabolism. The more ripped he’s getting, the lower his pants are falling. But not like this:  Full Story

Madonna cannot be enslaved

October 10, 2013 16:33:58 Posted at October 10, 2013 16:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Full Story

It’s so great to see you, Mark Ruffalo

October 10, 2013 15:37:19 Posted at October 10, 2013 15:37:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Which should be the title of the article every time I post about Mark Ruffalo. Yesterday I read an article about Mark Ruffalo here at the Guardian about how great he was in You Can Count On Me, and specifically the scene with Laura Linney where he cries in front of Laura Linney. Full Story

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The women in Joaquin’s life

October 10, 2013 14:47:28 Posted at October 10, 2013 14:47:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Lunchbox Fund is a non-profit organisation dedicated to providing a daily meal for orphaned and vulnerable school children in township and rural areas of South Africa, a country where 65% of all children live in poverty.” The Executive Board in the US includes Joaquin Phoenix, Rain Phoenix, Summer Phoenix, and Topaz Page-Green. Full Story

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