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Amy Adams: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana)

January 12, 2015 17:25:36 Posted at January 12, 2015 17:25:36
Duana Posted by Duana
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Steve Granitz/ JB Lacroix/ Michael Kovac/ Michael Tullberg/ Getty Images

Oh, Amy Adams. Amy Adams. I have never really gotten Amy Adams. One day last week – two weeks ago? – I got a letter from someone who was I guess reading back through the archives, and was very angry with how mean I had been to Amy Adams. Months ago. I don’t think I’m that mean but I do think she’s just…she’s hard to take. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: Globes Risk-taker

January 12, 2015 09:08:58 Posted at January 12, 2015 09:08:58
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

When I was about nine, I found these shoes. Like I can see them plain as day. They were oxfords. Magenta with purple in the saddle part, stiff Kelly-green soles.The laces were sky-blue-and-white. My mother bought them for me even though I was probably going to grow out of them in five minutes. Later that week I was wearing them and fell into a swampy pond. Full Story

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NSFW - Allison Williams was better on another channel

January 12, 2015 08:31:29 Posted at January 12, 2015 08:31:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Frazer Harrison/ MARK RALSTON/ Michael Kovac/ Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Getty Images

Some parts of this post are NSFW. For three years now I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about the way Allison Williams dresses that … doesn’t interest me at all. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s like the girl in school whose dad is the principal or one of the teachers. Full Story

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Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal: the Globe siblings

January 12, 2015 07:54:49 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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MARK RALSTON/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Vespa/ Getty Images

How many times did Maggie Gyllenhaal refer to “my brother” when she was up there accepting her Golden Globe? A lot. That made me wonder… What does it take to pass the Maggie Gyllenhaal Test? If you want to be with Jakey, you have to pass the Maggie Test. Who, then, failed the Maggie Test? Did Reese Witherspoon? No drama there. Full Story

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Same dress, different fiancé?

January 9, 2015 18:56:11 Posted at January 9, 2015 18:56:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, INFphoto.com/ Splash

Sofia Vergara hit the gym yesterday in advance of Golden Globe weekend. Her new fiancé, Joe Meatball, was also seen in gym clothes, though these shots were taken of him after dinner with friends. You think she’s bringing him to the show? They’re properly engaged now. And she always had that other guy she was planning to marry with her at these events when they were together. Full Story

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Reese’s nomination print

December 12, 2014 18:31:00 Posted at December 12, 2014 18:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Reese Witherspoon stepped out yesterday, Golden Globe nomination day. And she was named in the Best Drama Actress category. This outfit… But this is SUCH an LA Wife outfit, non? All that’s missing is the Botox. But appropriate I guess for the weeks ahead – a lot of handshaking, a lot of deal-making, a lot of favour-asking, a lot of smiling. Full Story

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Is Amal pregnant?

December 9, 2014 15:25:48 Posted at December 9, 2014 15:25:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Amal and George Clooney were at Soho House in LA. Everyone is talking about these pictures. Click here to see. As you know, I f-cking hate bumpwatch. But fine. Is she pregnant? Or is it just the coat? Clooney’s rep has denied that she’s pregnant. Full Story

Madonna for Versace but Heidi first

December 4, 2014 18:19:36 Posted at December 4, 2014 18:19:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Versace/ Splash

Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna said: "It's always exciting to be dressed head to toe in Versace and experience first-hand Donatella's vivid imagination and passion that she has created for this collection. Full Story

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All of Taylor’s emotions

November 24, 2014 14:25:52 Posted at November 24, 2014 14:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ AMA2014/ Getty Images

At this point I think she should just change the name of the song to Lonely Starbucks Lovers. Yes, I can read the lyrics. But all I HEAR is “Lonely Starbucks Lovers”. And reading your emails and tweets, it seems you are the same. I love that they had to give her a Lifetime Achievement Award just to get her there. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston, Vegas bride

November 21, 2014 16:36:19 Posted at November 21, 2014 16:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Aniston showed up to the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 last night in a white lace bustier. I think it might be one piece, along with the black skirt. Not spending any energy analysing it. Because I can’t stand to look at it. This is a terrible look. It’s an FHM girl look. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is the fool

November 17, 2014 13:53:14 Posted at November 17, 2014 13:53:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started tweeting about what a mess he was on stage. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

November 6, 2014 17:34:46 Posted at November 6, 2014 17:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Denise Truscello/ Ethan Miller/ Getty

Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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The Amy & Tina of Country

November 6, 2014 14:23:22 Posted at November 6, 2014 14:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Terry Wyatt/ Getty

The CMA Awards happened last night in Nashville. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted again. And they are GREAT at it, as comfortable as Amy Poehler and Tina Fey at the Golden Globes, and just as willing to go there. I mean, they were already taking shots at Taylor Swift even before she left country – and you know, YOU KNOW Carrie can’t pass up an opportunity to take shots at Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Princess in blue

October 21, 2014 20:52:12 Posted at October 21, 2014 20:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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