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Bradley, Suki, Vince, no Jen

June 10, 2013 14:57:46 Posted at June 10, 2013 14:57:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

There was some bullsh-t story in some tabloid last week, probably STAR Magazine, about how Bradley Cooper tapped out on Suki Waterhouse by not answering her messages. Well, he took her to the Guys Choice Awards on Saturday so... I mean if it’s one place you want to be single... Here they are, Coop and Suki, hanging out backstage with Amy Adams, clearly still together. Full Story

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G goes to a party and makes up with Kate Moss

May 21, 2013 20:13:27 Posted at May 21, 2013 20:13:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I was about to call it a day because my screener for Behind The Candelabra just arrived and the entire schedule has now been rearranged to accommodate. Nothing takes precedence over marble bathtubs and plastic surgery. EXCEPT, well, Gwyneth Paltrow just showed up at a party in London. And you know I like to get my G off quickly. Full Story

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Annie and her old dog

April 19, 2013 18:38:54 Posted at April 19, 2013 18:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Not going to lie. This entire article is really an excuse for me to be able to post a video of my dog. Just a heads up if that’s not interesting to you. Celebitchy posted a story today about a new STAR Magazine article on Anne Hathaway and her dog. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart & Jim Sturgess?

February 18, 2013 17:48:34 Posted at February 18, 2013 17:48:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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RPE/ ZOJ / WENN

It was announced recently that Kristen Stewart had signed on to an upcoming movie with Jim Sturgess called The Big Shoe. Naturally there followed reports that the two were hot for each other and that Robert Pattinson should be worried. Hollywood Life Full Story

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Kate and Harry reading

October 24, 2012 17:37:28 Posted at October 24, 2012 17:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Eamonn McCormack/ AFP/ Getty

Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

October 16, 2012 15:22:54 Posted at October 16, 2012 15:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Tom’s breaking up with Xenu?

October 15, 2012 17:06:23 Posted at October 15, 2012 17:06:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Doug Meszler/Splash

Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He already failed his wife. Full Story

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The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door

October 4, 2012 14:01:12 Posted at October 4, 2012 14:01:12
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans can have exactly what she has – clothing, shoes, perfume, jeans, sunglasses, and even her weave (remember Hairdo? Full Story

Cam & Tom?

September 27, 2012 21:40:37 Posted at September 27, 2012 21:40:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WHAT? A ridiculous story appeared in the UK’s Grazia about Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Something about him wanting to be “more than friends”. Jesus. Actually, I could totally picture him saying that to a girl. “Do you want to be more than friends?” Gross. Anyway, Cam and Tom have known each other a while and they’re both in London filming (separately). Full Story

Gwyneth on the move but is she moving?

September 4, 2012 18:44:33 Posted at September 4, 2012 18:44:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed at Heathrow today, presumably heading to LA for the Stand Up To Cancer live telecast happening on Friday night to be simulcast across the major networks in the US and Canada. G is producing the show featuring performances by Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Tim McGraw. Full Story

Bear went to the John Travolta?

August 1, 2012 17:57:00 Posted at August 1, 2012 17:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists.  IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic massage parlour" last week in NYC a day before JLo's bday party and was serviced by "Bibi" who says he was "in a big hurry" and "lasted for 10 minutes". Full Story

Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul

July 31, 2012 18:35:53 Posted at July 31, 2012 18:35:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. Full Story