Grammy Awards 2014 Articles

Missing Miley, Missing Rihanna

January 27, 2014 16:06:15 Posted at January 27, 2014 16:06:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley were at Clive Davis’s annual pre-party on Saturday night. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

January 27, 2014 15:31:25 Posted at January 27, 2014 15:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Ariana’s Grammy side

January 27, 2014 15:06:54 Posted at January 27, 2014 15:06:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/ Getty

See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it from you last night. Full Story

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Keith Urban’s Grammy face

January 27, 2014 14:51:10 Posted at January 27, 2014 14:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not attend the Grammys last night. But she was there in spirit…all over her husband’s face, holy sh-t. To me it looks like he completely redesigned his bone structure – full cheeks and not a line anywhere. I guess it’s not a new thing but since he’s always with Gran, we’re too busy looking at her unnatural perfection instead of noticing that the same has been happening to him. Full Story

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Hair whipping and premature celebrations

January 27, 2014 14:37:20 Posted at January 27, 2014 14:37:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Taylor Swift sang All Too Well last night and whipped her hair during the performance because by that point, we all needed a little excitement. It’s not that she wasn’t good. It’s just that everything leading up to her was so… low energy. So I was happy to have the opportunity to see the layers in her hair. Full Story

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Katy Perry and the brooms

January 27, 2014 14:16:50 Posted at January 27, 2014 14:16:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Like I said on Twitter, I would be impressed if she’d started playing Quidditch. But there was no Quidditch. There was only more camouflage. For what? Haven’t you noticed by now the lengths they will go to to distract you from the fact that Katy Perry can’t dance? If it’s not a boxing ring, it’s geishas. Full Story

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Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys

January 27, 2014 13:52:29 Posted at January 27, 2014 13:52:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JOE KLAMAR/ Kevin Mazur/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate on that dance move. Full Story

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