Intro for January 23, 2014

January 23, 2014 14:06:11 Posted at January 23, 2014 14:06:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Gossips,

It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how does JB respond?

Oh. DUI.

A few years ago, every night we all went to bed - or didn't go to bed - wondering what would happen to Britney Spears at 3am. Then it was Lindsay Lohan's turn. And now the escalation of Justin Bieber.

Surprise? Please. You were waiting for it. Because the child star who doesn't end up f-cked up is the EXCEPTION. I mean, at this point Taylor Swift is an exception. Which makes her exceptional. How does that make you feel?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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