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Jesse Eisenberg in Louder Than Bombs

May 5, 2016 20:14:13 Posted at May 5, 2016 20:14:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A dysfunctional family drama with a teenaged son named “Conrad” will inevitably invoke the 1980 film Ordinary People—and the novel upon which it’s based—and like that film, Louder Than Bombs is a family portrait snapped at a moment of profound grief, of a family derailed by loss. Full Story

Ben Affleck & Gal Gadot can’t save Batman v Superman

March 23, 2016 13:19:43 Posted at March 23, 2016 13:19:43
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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SPOILER FREE Well. Here it is. After nearly three years of marketing, hype, and expectation, the film I have called Superhero Face Punch arrives in theaters this Friday, where it lands with a leaden thump, an overlong, overly serious, grinding f*cking drag of a movie. If you’re not already a fan of Batman, Superman, and/or Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman may well make you loathe them. Full Story

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Harry Potter f*cks over some magicians

March 17, 2016 16:39:21 Posted at March 17, 2016 16:39:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Mireya Acierto/ Mike Pont/ Slaven Vlasic/ Getty Images

… Is the best way of describing Now You See Me 2, judging by the new trailer. If you remember the first one—and why would you?—Morgan Freeman ended up in jail because Mark Ruffalo was the best magician in the world, or something like that. So the sequel is Morgan Freeman trying to get revenge on Mark Ruffalo, which is like your grandpa being mean to your puppy. Full Story

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Whoopi & Jesse

January 14, 2016 20:04:13 Posted at January 14, 2016 20:04:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash News

Quick post because I saw these photos the other day and couldn’t wait to share them with you but then so much other sh-t got in the way. One of our common obsessions – celebrity friendships: how they happen, the more random the better. Whoopi Goldberg and Jesse Eisenberg went out for lunch together the other day. Full Story

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Worst of 2015: Precious Jesse Eisenberg

December 31, 2015 16:23:38 Posted at December 31, 2015 16:23:38
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

It’s no surprise that Jesse Eisenberg is a prickly dick -- there have been signs that he’s a condescending jerk since 2013. Sure, everyone says stupid things from time to time. I’m a huge forgiver of a one-off soundbite because I imagine if anyone followed me around with a microphone, even in my work life, I’d have a lot of apologizing to do. Full Story

Superhero Face Punch looks unintentionally hilarious

December 3, 2015 16:09:51 Posted at December 3, 2015 16:09:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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A new trailer for Superhero Face Punch debuted on Jimmy Kimmel last night—that’s Marvel’s backyard but Kimmel and Ben Affleck are pals—and for the first time, I am totally on board with this movie. It looks RIDICULOUS, like the grimdark, “no jokes”, moody-broody DC hero treatment has come all the way around to straight up camp and I am 100% into that. Full Story

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Check out Noted Satirist Jesse Eisenberg in Now You See Me 2

November 19, 2015 18:18:09 Posted at November 19, 2015 18:18:09
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Yesterday Lainey wrote about Jesse Eisenberg’s, um, satirical take on film critics in The New Yorker. I recognize the type of critic he’s lampooning, so I find it halfway funny, but I also think this is how he sees all film critics, not just that particular type, and it’s a pretty dumb and immature view on a large aspect of his job. Full Story

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Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco?

November 18, 2015 20:55:38 Posted at November 18, 2015 20:55:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here Full Story

Kristen Stewart & Jesse Eisenberg in American Ultra

August 24, 2015 14:08:59 Posted at August 24, 2015 14:08:59
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, KCS Presse/ AKM-GSI/ Digital Focus/ Splash News

Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are a FANTASTIC screen couple, but people flat refuse to watch their movies. American Ultra reunites the Adventureland co-stars, and even though no one expected it to open at #1, as Straight Outta Compton continues to dominate, Ultra still disappointed with a $5.5 million Full Story

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Jason Segel is gunning for Oscar in The End of the Tour

August 14, 2015 14:36:33 Posted at August 14, 2015 14:36:33
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, AKM-GSI/ Splash News

And he is the best part of The End of the Tour, a movie that would have been better served as a play. Based on David Lipskey’s aborted Rolling Stone interview of David Foster Wallace just after Infinite Jest was published—which Lipskey later turned into the book Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself—Tour is pure literary wank that does not make for a compelling film, despite a pair of very good performances. Full Story

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