It’s all in the Video Assumption. And Video Assumption is all about interpretation. My interpretation?
Heat.
Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto presented together last night at the SAGs. The winner was Mark Ruffalo who wasn’t there. So Jared edged Lupita over to talk into the microphone. Half way through his explanation, he put his arm around her waist to bring her back closer into his body. And I felt that right between my legs.
Which…
Is not what usually happens when I’m looking at Jared Leto. And it’s not like I’ve ever shipped Lupita and Leto either. So I can’t explain why I had that reaction, why that was all kinds of unintended sexiness. But, as I said earlier, that’s only my interpretation. Some of you wrote to me on Twitter and saw it totally differently. You thought she couldn’t get away from him fast enough.
I don’t know, man. She seemed pretty comfortable when he had his arm around her, leaning back slightly into him, as they were standing off the side of the stage. And yes, I loved her dress.
