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I Can’t can’t walk

December 10, 2014 18:43:24 Posted at December 10, 2014 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here to ruin the high we’ve all had from the Sony email leak, check out these shots of I Can’t Ariana Grande at Disney World yesterday performing for a pre-taped Christmas special. If there was no darkness, there would be no light. Full Story

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Ariana Grande’s demands

September 8, 2014 21:19:13 Posted at September 8, 2014 21:19:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Ariana Grande was in Australia today to promote her new album. There was some drama. Apparently the media was made to wait an hour. Pfft. With Mimi it’s at least 3 hours. Then, when she was ready for the first photographer, her people supposedly passed on some strict instructions: -No relationship questions -Doesn’t want to talk about Mimi (As IF!) -Nothing about Sam & Cat or Jennette McCurdy (I don’t know what this means and you don’t need to explain, I’m good) -Justin Bieber -Her grandfather’s death Also…and here it comes… *DON’T use natural light. Full Story

Daddy Dearest

August 28, 2014 15:22:09 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:22:09
Maria Posted by Maria
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For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story

As IF Terrence Howard

November 18, 2013 14:47:02 Posted at November 18, 2013 14:47:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

 This b-tch. Terrence Howard played Rhodey, Tony Stark’s best friend, in the first Iron Man movie. He was good in the role. I enjoyed their chemistry. I enjoyed his exasperation every time Tony behaved like, well, Tony. Clearly Howard enjoyed himself too. Because he wanted more money to come back for the sequel(s). Full Story

Amber Heard covers FLARE but won’t talk about Johnny Depp

July 30, 2013 20:24:15 Posted at July 30, 2013 20:24:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cover is soft and pink – reminds me of Diane Kruger’s FLARE cover a few months ago (click here for a refresher – but the subject seems intent on being as UN-girly as possible. As Amber Heard tells the magazine, she’s more into muscle cars than heels. Full Story

Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN

June 10, 2013 14:01:30 Posted at June 10, 2013 14:01:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Andrew H. Walker/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off initially because the lips were drawn exactly on the lip line. Full Story

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Sit DOWN, Reese Witherspoon

April 22, 2013 16:18:06 Posted at April 22, 2013 16:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

For years I have been telling you she's not the sweetness she's been selling you. And still people are surprised. At a recent Faculty of Celebrity Studies event, I told a story about Reese being a dick and some people were surprised, like they couldn't believe it. Because she goes to church and has a nice smile. Full Story

Pippy’s best week ever

March 22, 2013 16:33:16 Posted at March 22, 2013 16:33:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

After 3 consecutive Dudes We Like posts, let’s bring it all down with a douchebag. Clearly I’m in the minority with the Justin Timberlake fatigue. His relentless assault over the last couple of months totally worked. The 20/20 Experience is expected to exceed 800,000 copies in first week sales, making it his best ever, over FutureSex/LoveSounds which, frankly, we can all agree on this right?, is the better album. Full Story

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Why don’t you make it more obvious?

March 4, 2013 16:54:39 Posted at March 4, 2013 16:54:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s what I wrote in the intro to the site last Thursday: “...curiously enough, the prom king hasn’t been seen with his kids since Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy? Maybe he’ll emerge on the weekend out of obligation, just so it won’t seem so obvious. Full Story

Worst Globes Letdown: Anne Hathaway

January 14, 2013 22:02:14 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:02:14
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Paul A. Hebert/ Handout/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

I don’t know why it has to be so hard. Anne Hathaway started the night off so strong: white dress, as is often her wont, cute hair, and the key to everything – Amy and Tina on her side with a joke early on.  For a girl like me, someone who tries to like Anne Hathaway very much, and often feels like she gets a bad rap for being earnest, instead of the insufferable most people paint her as, there starts to be a little bit of hope. Full Story

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Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

November 13, 2012 14:37:24 Posted at November 13, 2012 14:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

October 17, 2012 20:25:21 Posted at October 17, 2012 20:25:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

June 19, 2012 16:48:53 Posted at June 19, 2012 16:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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