These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur coat, surrounded by firemen who, obviously, will eventually have to take her home in the fire truck. Full Story

Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’t filled, she has lines, she isn’t trying to be 25, and in not trying to look 25, she’s looking at least 10 years, if not more, younger than she is. Full Story

This is Sharon Stone on Sunday at The Elizabeth Glaser Paediatric AIDS Foundation A Time For Heroes picnic in LA. She just turned 54. She and Madonna were born the same year. Well that’s another way to do it, isn’t it? Am I crazy? Because Sharon Stone looks amazing to me. Way better than Nicole Kidman who’s 10 years younger, way better than Lindsay Lohan who’s 20 years younger. Full Story

Allegedly. It’s all allegedly, but Sharon Stone is being sued for basically being a cheap hag. TMZ has the details. Click here for more. Among the claims by her former Filipino nanny: she was not allowed to read the bible in her room and was criticized for going to church, and Sharon constantly derided her race and food. Full Story

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

Laura sent me this link today and it's become the best part of my day. She posited - is Cunnilingus the new Going Ugly? Sort of. Her words were more elegant. But the spirit is the same. Seems a lot of Oscar contenders this year have oral pleasure in common. Full Story

I mean she must, right? Sharon Stone was in Paris today shopping at Chopard. As noted repeatedly, this hot bitch is still a superstar in France. In Europe. Where fame has no expiry date. Sharon turns 53 in March. And why do I call her This Hot Bitch? Because, well, look at her. This, along with Demi Moore, is what happens when great genes meet good doctors. Full Story

Sharon Stone attended a screening in New York on Monday night for Behind the Burly Q dressed in all black with leather gloves. This Hot Bitch. Always. There are lines around her eyes. There are lines all over her face. Though there may be work (that she denies), it’s not the kind of work that sends you running to your ma. Full Story

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

Elizabeth Banks. See I thought she was a beige person. Not particularly exciting. But Cannes, Cannes brings out the real drama. And often the real bitch. So no, she’s definitely not beige. She just might be the next Sharon Stone. At the Grey Goose event on Saturday night… Have to describe the setting: So it’s a chateau. Full Story

I thought I should tell you because you might not recognise her. It’s understandable. After all, it’s not like there’s anything natural, or original, about her face anymore. This is Meg Ryan. At the premiere of Serious Moonlight at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday, her lips expanding to attack her cheeks, her cheeks swollen and taking over her eyes, she looks like Rupert Everett. Full Story

My mail just started downloading. Maybe because it’s Friday and we’re all a little silly but there have been some exceptionally funny messages today. Thought I’d share a few and since you love them, will include the best hate ones too. As you’d expect, they come from the Holy Trinity of Crazy Fan Groups: Brangelunatics, Aniston freaks, and Twi-hard losers. Full Story

Sharon Stone and Madonna are both 50. I’d say Sharon’s work is less… jarring…than Madge’s? She really does look great. Wears that dress beautifully. Face has been enhanced but not alarmingly so. Very Demi Moore. But as we all know, Sharon Stone is f-cking crazy. Thankfully she didn’t dial down the crazy for the BAFTAs either. Full Story