Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event for the last few years, only received one nomination… and not even the most important one: Best Kiss. Full Story

It’s a great combination. And God, so much more suited to her than the JLO lace and glitter cougar styles that she was working last night in London. Kristen Stewart wore neon to the Spanish premiere of Twilight 5 tonight, complementing the dress with a printed pair of strapped pumps. The messy braid is working too -- young and steezy and fresh. Full Story

OMG are you ready? Twilight 5 opens wide wide wide tomorrow! So far the reviews have been... decent? The movie is rating over 65% at this writing on Rotten Tomatoes although amusingly enough, even the ones who are coming in on a “fresh” ranking seem to amount to. Full Story

Taking style risks is one thing, and although many people hated her sheer dress choice the other day at the LA premiere of Twilight 5, it was fitted to her body type and there was just enough edge and cool to make it a Kristen Stewart fashionable moment. This however... Here’s Stewart in London once again in Zuhair Murad with a sudden case of the JLOs. Full Story

I like it that Robert Pattinson is adventurous about his suit colours. This suit looks like it could have been fashioned out of a handbag. And it’s enough. Too much would be a spiked out silly cape, like the Spice Girls video for Say You’ll Be There only without the campy irony. Pattinson’s green was a nice complement to his girlfriend’s provocative Zuhair Murad, not my favourite designer (see Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Lopez for previous), but I appreciate the effort to not look like Ashley Greene in a tired, unimaginative indistinguishable flowy princessy gown. Full Story

Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s L’Uomo Vogue shoot last week - click here if you missed the initial article. Now two more images have been released and this time, Jesus, Pattinson’s Mad Max Zoolander is wearing a Zorro cape. As you can see, he doesn’t know what to do with himself. Full Story

Kristen Stewart was on The Today Show this morning promoting Twilight. At the very end of the interview, Savannah Guthrie asked her about whether or not she was back together with Robert Pattinson. It’s gross and uncomfortable, these questions, getting them out of your mouth. I know because I’ve had to do it. Full Story

Kristen Stewart hit up The Tonight Show last night looking really good in Peter Pilotto right off the runway. Click here to see the entire collection. Good choice of black pumps to go with it and the loose ponytail works well too. As for the leg, since I didn’t watch, tell me, did she manage to keep it still? Or was it swinging all around and up and down? While Stewart was sent to the generously easy Leno, Robert Pattinson was over at Jimmy Kimmel. Full Story

The Vanity Fair cover, remember? No? Click here for a refresher. As I noted at the time, directed to Robert Pattinson -- WHO IS F-CKING WITH YOU??? Here’s Pattinson on the cover of L’Uomo Vogue. The eyeliner is good. He’s very beautiful. Full Story

It’s not often that we see pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands. Most of the time, when the paps are around, they’d rather book it into a trash can than give up the shot. Last night there were paps from several pap agencies shooting them when they hit up a Halloween party. Full Story

This might be the best Kristen Stewart has looked all year. Gorgeous. On fashion then, as we move into 3 weeks of heavy promotion for Twilight 5, I am excited, especially if the people pulling for her are making great choices like these. It’s Louis Vuitton from the SS2013 collection that was just presented in Paris earlier this month and, as I noted when I posted the images, click here Full Story

Robert Pattinson is in Australia promoting Twilight 5 apparently inspired by The Thinker. I don’t understand who told him this would be a good idea. What was the direction for this shoot? Robert, feel the wind through your hair as you look out towards the water and reflect on the profundity. Full Story