Thursday, October 8, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I had three text threads going last night about Justin Bieber’s dick. And on top of that Jacek and I were discussing whether or not he boosted it before those shots were taken. But let’s not rush. We’ll ease our way onto (the subject of) JB’s penis later this morning.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 8, 2015 18:25:14 Posted at October 8, 2015 18:25:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wanted this to go on and on and on (Dlisted)

Miranda Lambert talks about life after Blake Shelton (Just Jared

Amal Clooney’s luxe green coat (Cele|bitchy

Um. Yes please. (Pop Sugar

Is Matt Damon kinda blaming Jennifer Garner? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

FKA twigs covers Paper Magazine – great photo (OK!

I like Nina Dobrev in a pantsuit (Popoholic)

Rihanna’s album art…but when’s the album?!? (College Candy

Wedding shenanigans (Romance Beat

The Walking Dead season 6 preview

October 8, 2015 17:36:10 Posted at October 8, 2015 17:36:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Getty Images

The Walking Dead kicks off its sixth season this Sunday with a ninety minute episode, which I won’t be recapping. I’m not going to do weekly recaps of The Walking Dead this season, because even though this show is capable of producing some outstanding episodes, as a whole it just isn’t going anywhere. Full Story

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What Taylor learned

October 8, 2015 16:41:46 Posted at October 8, 2015 16:41:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
NIGNY/ Splash News

Taylor Swift was photographed in New York last night leaving a recording studio. It’s been almost a year since the release of 1989. So even though you’ve been hearing about, it seems, forever, 1989 the full album wasn’t actually eligible for the Grammys last year. It could contend in all those coveted categories this year though. Full Story

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Sherlock’s Victorian Christmas

October 8, 2015 16:16:52 Posted at October 8, 2015 16:16:52
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Sherlock season four won’t premiere until next year—waiting for this show is the worst—so to tide us over the BBC and Masterpiece Theater are giving us a Christmas special this December, for which we now have a trailer. Christmas specials aren’t really a thing in the US anymore—unless you count the inevitable Singer From Network Competition Show Holiday Extravaganza Night—because the Star Wars Holiday Special pretty much ruined Full Story

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Justin Bieber’s penis takes over the internet

October 8, 2015 15:12:50 Posted at October 8, 2015 15:12:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Elite Entertainment/ KAT/ Splash News

Hockey season started yesterday. And the MLB playoffs are underway. But it was Justin Bieber’s dick that dominated the discussion on Wednesday. At least it did on the internet, where I live. JB was in Bora Bora a few days ago with his maybe girlfriend Jayde Pierce. He decided to walk around naked. Full Story

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Daniel Craig isn’t that grumpy

October 8, 2015 14:08:27 Posted at October 8, 2015 14:08:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig’s new interview with Time Out London is being excerpted all over the place. He says he’d rather “slash my wrists” than do another Bond movie. And that he doesn’t “give a f-ck” who gets cast to play Bond next. When I first read these quotes, I was like, Jesus Christ, what happened to his happiness? He’s actually not that crusty though. Full Story

October 8, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 8, 2015 13:41:55 Posted at October 8, 2015 13:41:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Danna! Multiple shout-out requests came in for you today from your best friend Rose and your fiancé Chad so…HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY! By request, here are Drake and Jon Hamm. “Happy 22nd anniversary to my Viking biker Andrew. 22 years of being together. Celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary on Saturday was awesome but, for us, this is the one that counts. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Dear Gossips,

One of the reasons I enjoyed Madonna’s Rebel Heart so much – twice! – is because unlike the shows she’s been putting on the last 15 years or so, this time it’s not just strobe lights and jump squats for two hours.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 7, 2015 22:01:47 Posted at October 7, 2015 22:01:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Picture Him On Top Of You (Dlisted

How many outfits will we see from JLO? (Just Jared

Tom Hiddleston smiling a lot in his tux (Cele|bitchy

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber on the beach (Pop Sugar

Vin Diesel Alfred Hitchcock (The Superficial

I love that Cate Blanchett’s first date with her husband lasted three days. Or am I reading that wrong? (Too Fab

Oh buddy. All he probably wanted was a cookie. (Hollywood Tuna

Elisabeth Moss’s peep shoulders (Go Fug Yourself)  

Mandy Moore has a new boyfriend (Hollywood PQ

Hot Harry’s special boots

October 7, 2015 21:50:57 Posted at October 7, 2015 21:50:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

It’s only Wednesday and already Prince Harry has been out twice this week. On Monday Harry attended the WellChild Awards in London, hanging out with the kids, making them laugh, trying to convince the princesses that he’s the prince they’ve been waiting for Full Story

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Bridget is pregnant

October 7, 2015 21:03:49 Posted at October 7, 2015 21:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

Here’s Renee Zellweger in London today shooting Bridget Jones’s Baby. As you can see, Bridget is having a baby. As you know, the having-a-baby storyline doesn’t really interest me. Please note, Carrie Bradshaw having a baby is a movie no one needs to see. But Bridget having a baby… Look at Renee in these shots. Full Story

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What’s good, New York Times?

October 7, 2015 20:07:39 Posted at October 7, 2015 20:07:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember that supposed takedown piece on Gwyneth Paltrow for Vanity Fair? Graydon Carter ended up killing it – click here for a refresher. Vanessa Grigoriadis was supposed to write it. Grigoriadis has written about some of the biggest stars for some of the biggest publications. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, Wednesday October 7, 2015

October 7, 2015 18:53:35 Posted at October 7, 2015 18:53:35
Maria Posted by Maria

Say what you want about her red carpet style, but Heidi Klum owns Halloween. And it’s because her costume choices aren’t vanity-based, she’s not afraid to go scary/ugly for the occasion. Which is why Mariah will never own it. Why would she ever pretend to be someone else? People pretend to be her, darling. Full Story