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Martin Lawrence is still happening

September 10, 2014 21:29:13 Posted at September 10, 2014 21:29:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE reports that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were out for dinner together last night in Beverly Hills. They’re calling it a “super cute date night” at La Dolce Vita. Apparently there was a lot of laughing and Jennifer was “acting all goofy”. Full Story

The happy Carter holiday

September 8, 2014 17:59:00 Posted at September 8, 2014 17:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They were in Portofino. Taking time off to celebrate her birthday which was last week. Not sure how that's unlike every other day. Aren't we always celebrating Beyonce? Beyonce wanted to reward us for celebrating her. So she posted a photo of herself, obviously, on Instagram, contorting her body, because nothing says "thank you fans" like giving the world an opportunity to marvel at her body. Full Story

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Toni touches Leo, Leo doesn't run

September 5, 2014 17:35:23 Posted at September 5, 2014 17:35:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Amazing.  Leonardo DiCaprio was walking down the street in New York with his girlfriend Toni Garrn. She touched his arm and leaned in for a kiss. He did not voluntarily fall into a sewer. Probably because he didn't know he was being papped. Or maybe because he realises it looks ridiculous and has decided he won't be foolish anymore. Full Story

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Sarah Silverman’s boyfriends and exes

September 5, 2014 15:34:11 Posted at September 5, 2014 15:34:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen were out for dinner last night. They seem really into each other, as evidenced by her name-checking him during her Emmy award acceptance. There’s that stage in a relationship when you can’t help but namecheck the person all the time. For Tom Cruise, that totally threw his career off balance. Full Story

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Yeah B!

September 5, 2014 15:12:52 Posted at September 5, 2014 15:12:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

It was Beyonce’s 33rd birthday yesterday. She celebrated in the south of France with the Blue Ivy Carter and JayZ.  Click here to see pictures. I think that’s Tina Knowles. There’s another angle to all this speculation as to whether or not the Carters are a mess behind closed doors or whether or not they’ve just been playing. Full Story

The Carters’ Happy Labour Day weekend

September 2, 2014 13:57:01 Posted at September 2, 2014 13:57:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

Oh look. It’s Beyonce and JayZ at his Made In America Festival on Sunday night. He’s touching her, and rather intimately. She looks like she’s enjoying it. She also knows she’s being photographed. So, by all means, please continue to speculate. You want more to speculate about? Check her Instagram Full Story

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Selena & JB: long weekend in Canada

August 29, 2014 16:14:32 Posted at August 29, 2014 16:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No doubt about it now. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together. It’s been two weeks. By their standards, that’s like 6 months. The two were photographed getting off a private jet two days ago in Canada. So I guess JB is spending the long weekend at home. For her, it’s a risky decision. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson is in New York

August 27, 2014 20:56:45 Posted at August 27, 2014 20:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I received an email today from someone called Christie who read the aforementioned Vanity Fair France piece about Kristen Stewart and because the article did not specify in bold all caps that Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken up, Christie took this to mean that…maybe…there’s still hope. Full Story

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Justin Theroux: parties and penis

August 27, 2014 18:14:32 Posted at August 27, 2014 18:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I’ve been talking about a lot the last couple of days? Justin Theroux’s penis. My friend N brought it up first after watching The Leftovers. He runs in every episode. And when he’s running, it’s right there. Like, right there. I swear we’re not being pervs about it. Full Story

The Greatest Living Entertainer

August 25, 2014 12:42:52 Posted at August 25, 2014 12:42:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Davis/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

There is nothing else. Nothing left. Nothing but Beyonce. You know, somehow JLO’s Slum Bear, Casper Smart, found a job choreographing for Nicki Minaj. That sh-t doesn’t feel shame but he should. Because everything else was a mess compared to what Beyonce delivered – her ENTIRE album, much of it reworked from On The Run for this, her MTV Video Vanguard moment, so that there could be no question about Who Is The Greatest? Now? It’s just Beyonce. Full Story

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Chloe’s real boyfriend

August 22, 2014 15:41:09 Posted at August 22, 2014 15:41:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Brooklyn Beckham went to the Teen Choice Awards with Chloe Grace Moretz a couple of weeks ago. On Wednesday he showed up at the If I Stay premiere to support her… But on Tuesday she was holding hands with a boy called Julian Moraes in New York. And apparently it’s Julian who is her real boyfriend. Full Story

Superman’s black robe

August 19, 2014 14:36:01 Posted at August 19, 2014 14:36:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bananadoc/ Splash

Henry Cavill was photographed yesterday in Detroit on the set of Batfleck yesterday wearing his Superman costume underneath a black robe. The money shot, of course, is going to be when we finally get to see him and Ben Affleck’s Batman together. This hasn’t happened yet and Comic-Con doesn’t count. Full Story