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Intro for July 30, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today.

On an unrelated note – why was Charlie Hunnam not at Comic-Con? A VOGUE photo shoot. Charlie isn’t photogenic when he’s standing on a red carpet. But in a studio setting and properly styled? Jesus. I can’t wait to see these pictures.

Anyway, to help ease the disappointment from his absence, he recorded a video message to the fans that was played at the Sons Of Anarchy panel, the show’s final Comic-Con panel since it’s concluding this fall. What a great ass. He shows his ass all the time on SOA. It’s never looked hairy to me. Do you think he waxes it? I have decided I like a waxed ass on a dude.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Intro for July 29, 2014

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Dear Gossips,

Warner Bros has acquired the rights to Donna Tartt’s The Goldfinch in partnership with RatPac Entertainment. That’s Brett Ratner’s company. Does it bite your ass that he called his company RatPac? I mean I get it. His last name is Ratner. But…that’s kind of…like…it’s the Rat Pack. Like Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr and Dean Martin and… REALLY???

Anyway, Tartt’s first book The Secret History – which I loved so much even though it f-cked me up for a week and it’s on my 25 book list here -- was also optioned by Warner Bros years ago but nothing ever happened. Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow and her brother were once considering adapting it? (Charles and Camilla Macaulay!) It’s the kind of story David Fincher would be great at. Full Story

 

Joaquin Phoenix: Dr Strange?

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A few days ago THR reported that Joaquin Phoenix and Marvel are in negotiations for him to play Dr Strange. I mean, he’s definitely right for it. On talent, he could totally do it. Of course he could. But… is Joaquin Phoenix a Company Man? Think of how RDJ is a Company Man now for Marvel. Full Story

 
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