Friday, August 1, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

5 Seconds Of Summer.

Who?

If you are over 25 and don’t have children, don’t feel bad if you don’t know. But you will. This is about to be all up in your face. It’s all up in my face today. Because they’re performing today at MuchMusic, live, in the parking lot where I work. And even last night the line of girls was wrapped around the block. Supposedly they’re challenging One Direction in popularity.

Is that it? Has 1D peaked?

Nothing ever lasts.

On that uplifting note, Monday is a holiday for most of Canada so it’ll be posting lightly that morning and back to full schedule Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

August 1, 2014 18:47:46 Posted at August 1, 2014 18:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why am I thinking about the huge ass ring Kobe Bryant bought his wife when…? (Dlisted)

Amy Poehler knows what Chris Pratt’s penis looks like (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston’s braided hair (Just Jared)

See? Leo probably doesn’t try when he’s on top of you. Or when you’re on top of him. (Cele|bitchy)

F-cking love Stephen Colbert: his take on the Three Whiskers Throwdown (Pop Sugar)

Linda forever! (Too Fab)

OMG new Janet Jackson??? (Pink Is The New Blog)

In case you ever doubted, Gisele Bundchen needs no retouching (Hollywood Tuna)

Anna Paquin had to put up with Larry King being a dumbass (Pajiba)

Not you, Jena Malone. Not you. (Go Fug Yourself)

Face Balls for Emmy

August 1, 2014 17:21:23 Posted at August 1, 2014 17:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Getty

Julia Roberts was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Everyone else has said this already but now I want on that bandwagon too: his writing and production staff make the show. It’s ridiculous. The games are ridiculous. Like the dumbest ideas ever… And I laugh every single time. Full Story

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Ass shorts: always the answer

August 1, 2014 15:51:54 Posted at August 1, 2014 15:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Famous people are f-cked up in a way we’ll never understand or relate to. There are exceptions though. Imagine you’re in an on-off toxic situation with a young pop star. You grew up in the business yourself. You had to support your family. Your value system is warped by Hollywood and, ostensibly, social media. Full Story

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Into The Woods First Trailer

August 1, 2014 15:42:34 Posted at August 1, 2014 15:42:34
Duana Posted by Duana

Okay, as you may have gleaned from life and people who sing Rent on the subway, there are several tiers of musical theatre fans. Some who think they love musicals because they watched the VHS tape  of Annie, and another version who performed in Pippin growing up and will defend it to the death, and the third version is people who are into musicals you’ve never heard of and have reams of Broadway sheet music stuffed into drawers in their homes and understand the meaning of “recitative”. Full Story

Zac & Michelle: back to the party

August 1, 2014 14:49:41 Posted at August 1, 2014 14:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Someone decided that Ibiza would be the place this summer. So they’re all there. Leo, JB, Orly, Lohan, and now Zac Efron who’s joined Michelle Rodriguez there, just a few weeks after they were yachting together in Italy, declaring to the world that they’re a couple. Sure, OK. Full Story

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The ugly side of geek culture

August 1, 2014 14:25:09 Posted at August 1, 2014 14:25:09
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s happened before—a critic doesn’t like the latest popular superhero movie and tanks its 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and fanboys flip out and say a bunch of totally over the top, inappropriate stuff in the comments section, embarrassing themselves and second-hand embarrassing nerds at large. Full Story

Who ARE you, Vin Diesel?

August 1, 2014 13:56:32 Posted at August 1, 2014 13:56:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When Vin Diesel posted video of himself dancing to Katy Perry and Beyonce in January – click here for a refresher – I realised he’d be an awesome party favour. Make a list of 5 celebrities you’d want at a party who would MAKE THE PARTY BETTER. Full Story

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August 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 1, 2014 13:39:31 Posted at August 1, 2014 13:39:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heather! Happy 40th Birthday with love from your husband Dwayne. I’m a year ahead of you so I can tell you, 40 has been good, really, really good. Enjoy it. And live the SH-T out of your milestone birthday weekend!  Full Story

Thursday, July 31, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The best article I read yesterday was about Bill Murray. Murray’s film St Vincent will be screening at TIFF. The festival wants to also take the opportunity at the gala to honour Murray’s career. Only no one was able to find him. Because, as you know, Bill Murray isn’t available like that. It’s legendary now how Murray lives his life – disconnected from Hollywood, absent from the carpet, but more likely to show up at some random person’s wedding and give a speech.

Apparently a search committee, that included Harvey Weinstein, had to be formed to track Murray down. So he didn’t jump when Harvey said “call me back”? LOVE that.

St Vincent was originally intended for Jack Nicholson and written in collaboration with him.  Read Full Intro

Interstellar and Dylan Thomas

July 31, 2014 20:31:03 Posted at July 31, 2014 20:31:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Christopher Nolan and Matthew McConaughey were at Comic-Con this year to present the new trailer for Interstellar. It was a first time for both. Nolan’s one of those directors who doesn’t give anything away before a film’s release. Scripts are said to be hand delivered and actors supposedly have to read them while the person waits outside so that there are never any copies that can potentially be leaked. Full Story

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Oscar Isaac will not be a hero

July 31, 2014 20:09:53 Posted at July 31, 2014 20:09:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out my #1, Oscar Isaac, at an event in New York earlier this week. Oscar’s been working on Star Wars VII. Before that he was shooting A Most Violent Year, scheduled for release in November, with some talk of possible award season inclusion. Yesterday it was announced that Oscar will star in the upcoming HBO miniseries Show Me A Hero based on the true story of Nick Wasicsko who was, in the late 80s, then the youngest mayor in America. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 31, 2014 19:04:59 Posted at July 31, 2014 19:04:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds pearl studs in LifeStyle

Not sure Charlize Theron is the kind of person who can be talked out of this (Dlisted)

God Katy Perry is annoying (Just Jared)

Kerry Washington hates Beyonce? I don’t believe it. Sorry. (Cele|bitchy)

Jesus. How rich do you have to be to own a drone??? (The Superficial)

He might regret the sex tape, but she can’t. It made her. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I kinda love that this girl doesn’t give a f-ck. Or she’s on something (Pop Sugar)

Ireland Baldwin’s homage to Kim Basinger (Too Fab)

Those white jeans are ugly (Hollywood Tuna)

Totally feeling Zoe Saldana’s fishnet sleeves (Popoholic)

That earring isn’t working for me (Go Fug Yourself)

Cameron & Benji to marry?

July 31, 2014 17:55:11 Posted at July 31, 2014 17:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE reports today that Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are super serious and there might be a wedding. A source tells the magazine: "It's early, but they have talked about marriage.” Also, he’s practically living at her place. Full Story

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