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Where’s Johnny Depp?

June 9, 2014 14:08:41 Posted at June 9, 2014 14:08:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ethan Miller/ Getty

Nicolas Cage was at the Guns N’ Roses show the other night. That’s Andrew Dice Clay with him. The photo was posted on the band’s Instagram.  Please take a close look at Cage’s style – the hat, the beads around the neck, the t-shirt with his own face, that f-cked up belt, what appears to be fringe on his pants, the cane, the rings, waving around a glass of wine… And my first question, swear to God, when I saw this picture on Dlisted Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

June 3, 2014 19:38:13 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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Franco & Depp’s fiancée

June 2, 2014 15:34:43 Posted at June 2, 2014 15:34:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

Johnny Depp’s fiancée is currently shooting a movie in New York with James Franco, The Adderall Diaries. The story is about HIS character, obviously. They look like they get on well. Magazines keep putting her on the cover. With nothing to promote…except the fact that Johnny Depp asked her to marry him. Full Story

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Johnny Depp to rub scarves all over Houdini

May 28, 2014 15:59:21 Posted at May 28, 2014 15:59:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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FameFlynet

There is a handful of films I want, kind of desperately, to see in my lifetime, and for some reason, they’re all biopics. They are, in order: Nikola Tesla, Harry Houdini, World War II ladyspies Christine Granville and/or Nancy Wake, and pirates Bartholomew Roberts and Jean Lafitte. Out of all of those, the only one we’re remotely close to seeing is Harry Houdini as there are currently two Houdini projects in development, one at Sony and one at Lionsgate. Full Story

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Younger with a kiss

May 15, 2014 15:59:45 Posted at May 15, 2014 15:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Can a kiss make you younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you feel younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you believe you’re still young? Johnny Depp leaned in for a kiss from his fiancée the other day in New York before flying out. It’s the happiest we’ve seen her with him. Full Story

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Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend

May 7, 2014 13:36:11 Posted at May 7, 2014 13:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, he had the inclination. Then. Now? Now it’s almost weekly. Full Story

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Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala

May 6, 2014 15:56:49 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:56:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Getty

So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I expend any originality on his ass when I could be saving it for someone else? Mr Peanut it is. Full Story

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Not the future Mrs Depp

May 1, 2014 17:02:35 Posted at May 1, 2014 17:02:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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CHP /Diane Cohen /FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

This is Vanessa Paradis arriving at a French talk show in Paris yesterday getting creative with her short hair. And some shots of her from a couple of weeks ago in NYC at a premiere. Looking cool as f-ck. Vanessa is 41 years old. Johnny Depp aged her out. And proceeded to become more and more and more embarrassing with his “chick ring”, his ripped hat, his parachute pants, and derivative medieval themed engagement parties. Full Story

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Johnny Depp’s career to be buried in February 2015

April 25, 2014 13:54:38 Posted at April 25, 2014 13:54:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

It is with heavy hearts that we announce that after a long battle, Johnny Depp’s career has succumbed to a case of mid-life crisis that proved terminal. Depp’s career fought mid-life crisis for several years, but suffered a decline beginning in 2011 from which it never recovered, undergoing bouts of bad movies, questionable life choices and terrible pants. Full Story

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Poetry & Roses

April 23, 2014 15:42:00 Posted at April 23, 2014 15:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, NIGNY/ Blayze/ Splash

As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch black and white movies. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014
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The hat-matching Depps

April 22, 2014 12:54:12 Posted at April 22, 2014 12:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a way to style-coordinate with your partner. We’ll see an example of that in a minute. And there’s a way to not style-coordinate with your partner. We’re seeing an example of that courtesy Johnny Depp and his fiancée. I’ll wait here until you can stop rolling your eyes. Full Story

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Zac Efron & Johnny Depp: MTV’s Most Embarrassing

April 14, 2014 16:06:45 Posted at April 14, 2014 16:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

I did not feel the urge to stick my hand down my pants and start rubbing at the sight of Zac Efron shirtless last night on stage at the MTV Awards. Especially not when he started flexing and saluting. He saluted a couple of times. It was bad. It was really, really bad. At that moment I texted Sasha: I am so embarrassed for him right now. Full Story

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Johnny Depp talks about elephants instead

April 11, 2014 16:43:57 Posted at April 11, 2014 16:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Johnny Depp’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs today. I’ve only seen the clip below but, amazingly, he doesn’t talk about his “chick ring” and he doesn’t talk about his “girl”. Instead, it’s a random series of questions about whether or not he plays with Barbies, sleeps in the nude, and paints elephants. Full Story

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