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Handholding Bears & new hair

June 5, 2015 19:32:14 Posted at June 5, 2015 19:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jose Perez/ Splash News

JLO is currently shooting a TV show called Shades Of Blue in Brooklyn. Casper Smart joined her on set yesterday. She and Slum Bear were then photographed holding hands. And you know she knows. She knows when the paps are around. So if she didn’t want to be shot being handholding bears, it wouldn’t have happened. Full Story

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Slum Bear’s new job

May 15, 2015 15:49:30 Posted at May 15, 2015 15:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Childrens Miracle Network/ Corbis/ Splash News

As you’ve heard, JLO’s going to Vegas, officially. The residency begins in January at Planet Hollywood. As I said before, JLO’s a good show. But there aren’t that many hits. So the spectacle might be more important than the songs, you know? The clothing, the makeup, the hair, the choreography. Full Story

JLO’s hot immunity

April 13, 2015 17:33:12 Posted at April 13, 2015 17:33:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Allen Berezovsky/ Paul Archuleta/ Getty Images

Really enjoyed JLO’s sassy moment with the Magic Mike cast last night. That’s how I like my JLO served. Like all boss. Everything. The outfit. The hair. The legs. While she was up there, it was desperate, my attempt to force her to open her eyes. To possibility. THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR. Full Story

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And you go back to the “wrong f-cking guys”

January 9, 2015 14:45:12 Posted at January 9, 2015 14:45:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Vera Anderson/ Getty Images

Here’s JLO yesterday at a press conference for her upcoming movie The Boy Next Door. It looks crazy sh-tty. So, obviously, I can’t wait to see it. And I mean that with my soul. Like I’m finding someone on the first weekend to go to the theatre with me. Probably Sasha. She won’t even have to be convinced. Full Story

Please don’t waste this

August 25, 2014 15:40:04 Posted at August 25, 2014 15:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ MARK RALSTON/ Getty

JLO. Sick. That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all. But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last night. Full Story

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JLO re-slums

August 19, 2014 19:53:18 Posted at August 19, 2014 19:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide. YES, JLO HIDE. Hide because you SHOULD be embarrassed. Full Story

Don’t slum this away

June 5, 2014 19:14:46 Posted at June 5, 2014 19:14:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Davis/ Splash, Kevin Mazur/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty

JLO performed at home in the Bronx last night. There were many costume changes, including an outfit that was an homage to her infamous Grammys Versace dress. We just talked about JLO on The Social today. My colleague Cynthia Loyst, a trained belly dancer, posited that JLO isn’t an amazing dancer. Full Story

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The last days of Slum Bear?

June 4, 2014 15:18:11 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:18:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart. The title: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says Technically. Full Story

Ignoring the options

February 12, 2014 21:46:43 Posted at February 12, 2014 21:46:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Well, you knew he would show up at some point. Slum Bear stay away? Never. Yesterday JLO was shooting a video for the World Cup. Today there was photo shoot on a yacht in Miami. What do you think of when I saw JLO + yacht? If this is not the first visual that pops into your head, I am disappointed in you:  Full Story

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JLO knows JLO

January 15, 2014 17:14:20 Posted at January 15, 2014 17:14:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the new season of American Idol. Here she is at the premiere party last night in Tom Ford. Now that’s a Tom Ford that looks like a Tom Ford, ahem. Of course they’re asking her about her love life. And here’s her answer: "I'm one of those people who does not like to be alone. Full Story

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Slum Love for the holidays

December 6, 2013 16:58:05 Posted at December 6, 2013 16:58:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday in a pair of cuuuuuute black patent leather oxfords. I didn’t see Slum Bear with her and I haven’t seen him with her in a couple of weeks so, you know, I was wondering whether or not we’d moved past this phase, finally. Nope. She went out for dinner with him last night to celebrate Thalia getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Full Story

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The Slum Love Life Partner

September 3, 2013 16:06:44 Posted at September 3, 2013 16:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez, who is coming back to judge American Idol, even though FOX hasn’t officially officially confirmed it yet, covers the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She looks amazing. And I wish I could wear my hair like that without looking like an asshole full of Try. Maybe I’ll test out the asshole full of Try at TIFF. Full Story

Slum Love at the MET Gala: JLO & Casper Bear

May 7, 2013 11:19:34 Posted at May 7, 2013 11:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of that situation but we’d never really be able to watch that back anyway so is it worth it? To endure the Gross? Look at him. Full Story

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Minka’s mega downgrade

March 21, 2012 16:51:51 Posted at March 21, 2012 16:51:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

People.com is reporting that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were all over each other the other night at a club in LA. GROSS.MEGA DOWNGRADE.Minka was seen maybe getting back together with Derek Jeter in January Full Story