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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

July 30, 2014 15:34:21 Posted at July 30, 2014 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Selena’s Champagne Birthday and Swift well-wishes

July 22, 2014 17:49:04 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:49:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just posted on Instagram: No time for girl sh-t on a champagne birthday? Or…is Taylor trying to tell us she’s the bigger one? So far, no birthday messages from Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Star-Lord suits up

July 22, 2014 16:08:37 Posted at July 22, 2014 16:08:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were on hand at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy last night to christen Pratt’s new career as a movie star. I’m not loving his suit. It’s boring, and the tie looks sloppy (needs pressing?), and his douche hair is too much. Chris Pratt is so cute! What is this look? Why is he fighting his hotness? Chris Evans is always fighting his hotness—I need one of the Chrises to just own his sh*t and show up looking great. Full Story

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Cam & Katie: two jumpsuits

July 11, 2014 18:48:04 Posted at July 11, 2014 18:48:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Brad Barket/ Getty

All jumpsuits are not the same. Some jumpsuits are worn by Cameron Diaz at the premiere of Sex Tape, designed by Stella McCartney. They’re generous in the right spots, cut right in other spots, and slit beautifully at the ankles. I love it. I LOVE it. And then there’s Katie Holmes at an event in New York, also in a jumpsuit, with much less success. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

June 20, 2014 16:09:14 Posted at June 20, 2014 16:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Cameron’s Spanish Sex Tape

June 18, 2014 19:36:36 Posted at June 18, 2014 19:36:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miquel Benitez/ Getty

Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Rob Lowe are in Barcelona to promote Sex Tape. It opens on July 18. This will be Cam’s second release this year. The Other Woman did well. Sex Tape? I’m not sure. Has there been a blockbuster comedy this summer? A Million Ways To Die In The West was supposed to be. Full Story

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A loving royal gaze

June 17, 2014 14:06:59 Posted at June 17, 2014 14:06:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty

The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me and Jacek, we would not be able to keep a straight face looking at all those feathers. Full Story

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Golf break for the Timberlakes

June 16, 2014 19:03:40 Posted at June 16, 2014 19:03:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let's talk about her golf outfit. Full Story

Winona and the Visor's moment

June 13, 2014 16:58:37 Posted at June 13, 2014 16:58:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Terrifying what's happening right now. The Visor is having a moment. You know who's been wearing -- or you could say "rocking" -- the visor for years and years and years? You'd know if you've ever been to a Chinese mall. Or played golf. Asian ladies. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

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Gran's worst dress?

June 13, 2014 16:04:36 Posted at June 13, 2014 16:04:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Barbour/ Getty

I don't remember hating a Nicole Kidman dress as much as I hate the one she wore last night at the Celebrate Life Ball in Melbourne. Is it maybe her worst dress of all time? Definitely a contender, non? And I say this because, as you know, as we've seen, Nicole's standard is high. Full Story

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Brange OITNB

June 9, 2014 18:07:55 Posted at June 9, 2014 18:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

What did you do this weekend? Was it an Orange Is The New Black weekend? Jacek was in Montreal for the F1 leaving me at home, alone, with the dogs. And OITNB. SO f-cking good. And how am I relating them to Brange? Brange, Maddox, and Miss Zahara were at LAX this weekend. As you can see, Angelina is wearing the dreaded kitten heel. Full Story

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Where’s Johnny Depp?

June 9, 2014 14:08:41 Posted at June 9, 2014 14:08:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ethan Miller/ Getty

Nicolas Cage was at the Guns N’ Roses show the other night. That’s Andrew Dice Clay with him. The photo was posted on the band’s Instagram.  Please take a close look at Cage’s style – the hat, the beads around the neck, the t-shirt with his own face, that f-cked up belt, what appears to be fringe on his pants, the cane, the rings, waving around a glass of wine… And my first question, swear to God, when I saw this picture on Dlisted Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

June 3, 2014 19:38:13 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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OMG. A kitten on a twin

June 3, 2014 18:36:55 Posted at June 3, 2014 18:36:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ D Dipasupil/ Getty

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story

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