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Monday, May 2, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Today is Princess Charlotte’s first birthday. The Cambridges have released four new photographs of her to celebrate the occasion. And, amazingly, Big G doesn’t make an appearance. Amazingly Charlotte has been permitted to enjoy her birthday without having to share it with her brother-who-will-be-king, the boy who makes everything about himself. What heirlooms would have had to be sacrificed for Big G to step away from the camera and cede the space to his sister?

Speaking of royals, Charlotte’s uncle, Prince Harry, is in Toronto today in support of the Invictus Games. This year’s Games begin next Sunday in Florida and they will take place next year in Toronto. The Prince of Toronto, Drake, has also been in town the last few days for his latest album release and the Raptors.

Hopefully someone in the city has been working to make this happen. Hopefully the timing of all of this is not an accident. Hopefully Drizzy and Harry will be real by the end of today.

Also today… the MET Gala. Co-chaired by Idris Elba and Taylor Swift. So a programming note about our coverage: it’ll be an all-nighter tonight and I’ll start posting shortly after midnight.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Her Majesty… trashtalking!

April 29, 2016 16:35:15 Posted at April 29, 2016 16:35:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

THIS IS THE CUTEST SH-T YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY. And it tells you too how much the Queen adores Hot Harry. So. Quick background, just in case: Hot Harry is all about the Invictus Games. You’ve seen him. He’s put a lot of energy into promoting awareness for veterans and service men and women. Full Story

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Harry in a tux

April 28, 2016 20:25:40 Posted at April 28, 2016 20:25:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Danny Martindale/ Getty Images

Prince Harry attended the BT Sport Industry Awards in London tonight. So the point is – please enjoy these photos of Hot Harry in a tux. The other point is… How come when he puts on a tux he still behaves as though he’s in jeans? This is meant as a compliment. Full Story

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Harry likes Chinese

April 27, 2016 21:03:05 Posted at April 27, 2016 21:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SAV/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

The Invictus Games are coming. Prince Harry is the royal face of the event. And so he’s been out almost every day promoting the Games, advocating on behalf of the athletes, encouraging people to come out and support them. Full Story

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Monday, April 25, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Middle fingers up Put them hands high Wave it in his face Tell him… Boy bye Like, what else is there to talk about today? Because, really, there is only Beyoncé. And we will definitely be talking a lot about Beyoncé.  Read Full Intro

The Obamas and the young royals

April 22, 2016 20:34:29 Posted at April 22, 2016 20:34:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

President and Mrs Obama are dining tonight at Kensington Palace with the Cambridges and Hot Harry. In other words, two borings and a fun. Is that why the President is standing next to Prince Harry? Because between them and FLOTUS they have to carry the charisma at the table? The thing about a Friday night dinner party is that, well, for non-dignitaries, you have the option of the extra drink(s). Full Story

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Thursday, April 21, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Queen Elizabeth is 90 years old today. She’s in Windsor, her favourite, which is also where her 90th birthday photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz took place. Late yesterday the Palace shared three new images ahead of today’s celebrations.  Read Full Intro

Big G loves a photoshoot

April 20, 2016 14:18:48 Posted at April 20, 2016 14:18:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Handout/ Getty Images

I opened today’s blog with BB-8. Well, from one megalomaniac to another… Big G really does love a photoshoot, doesn’t he? I mean if ever there was a child who came alive for the camera... So here he is, Big Prince George, with Queen Elizabeth Full Story

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Last week was all about Will and Kate’s trip to India and Bhutan. And I realised this weekend that I hadn’t posted a single article about it. Every day I looked at some new shots. And every day, beyond mentioning that her shoe game is just so infuriatingly weak, there was nothing to say.  Read Full Intro