I still haven’t seen Avatar. Didn’t care, don’t care.
Avatar was a big f-cking deal…for 6 months. But, really, who cares about Avatar anymore? Do people really sit around, impatiently, waiting for new Avatars? There are three new Avatar movies coming out in 2016, 2017, and 2018. James Cameron is promising that they will blow your ass out:
"I can tell you one thing about them," Cameron laughs when Empire nonchalantly enquiries about storylines. "They're gonna be bitchin'. You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open." (Source)
Who even says that anymore???
“Bitchin’”, and its irrelevance, pretty much sums that up for me.
And then you’re going to throw this in my face when the Avatars come out and crush the box office. I can promise you right now I’m not going. Sam Worthington doesn’t do it for me.
Happy Thanksgiving to all you American gossips! Thank you for making it a slowwwwww news day! If you have to get away from your relatives and all the football today, I’ll be here.
Yours in gossip,
Cara! Happy Birthday from Lynne who says she’s so lucky to work with you because you make it fun and smutty. By request, here’s Charlie Hunnam. Full Story
This fall I read Sheila Weller’s new book The News Sorority about Christiane Amanpour, Diane Sawyer, and Katie Couric. SO good. Empowering and dishy at the same time – like good gossip? A debate for another day. The News Sorority is Weller’s follow-up to Girls Like Us, a triple bio of Carole King, Joni Mitchell, and Carly Simon. I was OBSESSED with it. Click here for my review.
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Lady Gaga has been touring all over the world, dressed in a variety of crazy ass outfits for attention because, well, the Gaga hype isn’t what it was, is it? After a while, none of it is all that remarkable anymore. The more outlandish the costume, the less I care. So here she is, home in New York today and NOT wearing something stupid. Full Story
In addition to Benedict Cumberbatch, Reese Witherspoon was also one of the surprise names left off the list of Independent Spirit Award nominees. Reese is considered to be in the second position, after Julianne Moore, for Best Actress Oscar nominee for her performance in Wild. And if we’re working on the McConaissance plan (his agent, Jim Toth, is her husband), ideally she’d be at the Spirits the night before Oscar Sunday. Full Story
Lady Gaga’s lastest James Franco (Dlisted)
Cate Blanchett blesses Emma Watson (Just Jared)
God, if only John Mayer and Katherine Heigl hooked up, right? (The Superficial)
Benedict Cumberbatch’s new Sherlock promo shot (Cele|bitchy)
This dog will cut you, motherf-cker (Hollywood Tuna)
Lorde talks about protecting Taylor Swift (Pop Sugar)
Jennifer Aniston trying to be mean…but she wasn’t that mean (Too Fab)
This is Robin Thicke’s 19 year old new girl (Hollywood PQ)
Celebrity divorce lessons (Romance Beat)
Please, Miley. Don’t get pregnant. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
Angelina Jolie is in Paris today. She was photographed at Vivement Dimanche in black, smiling at the crowd. Obviously she’s out there promoting Unbroken. And talking about her marriage too. You know that’s what all the entertainment reporters want to discuss. Like, if I was assigned to the Unbroken junket, I’d probably have to get off a question about the wedding too. Full Story
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Not officially. But it could totally be an option. A new family portrait of the Cambridges is now online that hasn’t been widely circulated until now. The picture was taken in March and was distributed as a thank you card on their Australia and New Zealand tour. Big G was 10 months old at the time. Full Story
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Someone emailed me yesterday wondering about old beef between Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez. The question came up because G posted a shot of JLO on Instagram from her performance – without a song – at the American Music Awards. JLO trains with Tracy Anderson now. So, if you think she’s looking better than she’s ever looked, it’s probably because she’s using the Tracy Anderson Method. Full Story
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Everyone was expecting The Imitation Game and Benedict Cumberbatch to be called when the Independent Spirit Award nominations were revealed yesterday. Cumberbatch is considered a top 2 contender for Best Actor Oscar and then there’s the Harvey Weinstein factor. Remember what he did with Silver Linings Playbook? But Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game, and, really, Harvey overall were totally shut out of the Spirits. Full Story
It’s been 22 years since Jurassic Park failed its safety inspection, and Jurassic World, the culmination of John Hammond’s dream for a living-dinosaur theme park, is now open for business. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, besides the dinosaurs getting loose—again—and eating people touring the park—again—and then escaping the island—again—and eating people on the mainland—again. Full Story
Technically Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling never confirmed that they were expecting and they never confirmed that a daughter arrived on September 12. I mean we knew because TMZ published the birth certificate – click here for a refresher – but there were no photos of her pregnant, there’s been no photo shoot of her holding her baby, and there was no social media announcement of her name. Full Story