Wednesday, August 20, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Celebrities are still getting ice-bucketed every day. And even though it’s been going on almost a week now, what’s keeping my interest is the fact that we’re still waiting on some big names. The biggest names. Like...

Finally someone nominated Angelina Jolie. It took Vin Diesel to do that. Come on. You would watch the Jolie get ice-dumped. And Brad Pitt. And George Clooney. I already wrote yesterday that I hope Matt Damon nominates George Clooney.

You know who came up with the best one though?

Gisele Bundchen. Gisele nominated Anna Wintour. It’s genius. Jamie Oliver nominated Prince Harry which… I want to see that only to have him nominate his sister-in-law right after. Because, well, what does Mrs Cambridge look like without all those curls?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

Smutty Tingles

August 20, 2014 18:40:11 Posted at August 20, 2014 18:40:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tits wants to stuff her ass (Dlisted)

Emma Stone is going to Broadway (Just Jared)

Kate Upton’s ALS challenge (The Superficial)

Juliette Binoche didn’t watch Twilight (Cele|bitchy)

Selena Gomez’s great necklace (Hollywood Tuna)

Eddie Redmayne and Jamie Dornan do their ALS Challenge together (Pop Sugar)

Pierce Brosnan is really cute here (Too Fab)

Vanessa Hudgens Flaunt Magazine (Hollywood PQ)

Hollywood’s failed romances (Romance Beat)

There’s a rumour that Miranda Kerr is pregnant for Justin Bieber…what? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

The Blunt-Krasinskis and the Afflecks

August 20, 2014 17:33:07 Posted at August 20, 2014 17:33:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sarah texted me yesterday after I posted that video of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. “That ALS bucket video is the most I’ve liked Affleck in a while. That’s also the most I’ve liked Jennifer Garner ever.” They were pretty cute, right? And then I saw that John Krasinski and Emily Blunt did their thing and I realised that even though it may not have been intentional, that was one of the few times we’ve seen the Afflecks be like how we imagine Blunt-Krasinskis to be. Full Story

Jared Leto’s anaconda

August 20, 2014 16:46:04 Posted at August 20, 2014 16:46:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last night before bedtime, I read a story on DListed about how Jared Leto has a really big dick. This according to Alexis Arquette who said during a recent interview that: “I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. Full Story

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25 Years of Getting You to the Front Of The Line

August 20, 2014 16:34:40 Posted at August 20, 2014 16:34:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise can handle the ice

August 20, 2014 16:06:41 Posted at August 20, 2014 16:06:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Robert Downey Jr and Ben Affleck are probably the biggest movie stars to date to take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, right? I mean you can talk all you want about the Zac Efrons of the world but, come on, there are tiers. And Zac’s not on the Tom Cruise tier, no matter what you think about his church. Full Story

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Sad Ant-Man

August 20, 2014 15:43:56 Posted at August 20, 2014 15:43:56
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Yesterday, in a display of stubbornness so determined it’s almost impressive, Marvel tweeted a first-look image of Paul Rudd in character as Scott Lang for Ant-Man, which is now officially in production. The movie that was greenlit purely to humor Edgar Wright is now being made because Marvel can’t admit defeat and acknowledge when something isn’t really working (see also: Agents of SHIELD). Full Story

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Lily Rose Depp will be famous

August 20, 2014 15:15:13 Posted at August 20, 2014 15:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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On her own, she’ll be famous. It was announced yesterday that Kevin Smith is shooting a new movie called Yoga Hosers about two 15 year old female superheroes starring his own daughter Harley Quinn and Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily Rose. Johnny will also have a role in the film. They’ve already started production. Full Story

Once More, With Feeling

August 20, 2014 14:49:02 Posted at August 20, 2014 14:49:02
Maria Posted by Maria

The Emmys are on Monday and it’s always a good show, right? It’s not as loose as the Globes, but the TV stars aren’t hidden in the back for that long, sheepish walk up to the podium. For one night, they are all George Clooney. To create some buzz, the Television Academy released Barely Legal Pawn Full Story

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Mimi’s second breakup?

August 20, 2014 14:30:04 Posted at August 20, 2014 14:30:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…? According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her. Full Story

August 20, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 20, 2014 13:45:09 Posted at August 20, 2014 13:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate! You’re leaving for the job of a lifetime in Abu Dhabi…and your twin Morgyn is going to miss you so much. Thabo too…even though he’ll be joining you soon. Thabo will be fine. He’ll ride out the summer in Vancouver which is basically heaven for dogs. Look at him! There’s no swimming like that over there. Full Story

Tuesday, August 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Coming soon to television: Keanu Reeves.

As reported by Deadline yesterday, he’ll be starring in and producing a series called Rain based on Barry Eisler’s books. John Rain is an assassin whose murders are set up to look like natural cause. He’s an international man of mystery and a lonely loner. Oh, but aren’t they all?

Professionally, this is the right move. Keanu seems to know about playing his position. And, happily, he’s playing it without having to resort to joining The Expendables. You know, I still can’t breathe when Speed is on TV and I’m watching him stare intently forward out of the front window of the bus.  Read Full Intro

Meet your new crush

August 19, 2014 20:45:58 Posted at August 19, 2014 20:45:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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OK, my new crush. Did you read Gayle Forman’s If I Stay? You have time to do it this week before the movie opens on the weekend. It’s not a long book. It’ll take you a couple of hours. And then you won’t be able to help yourself and you’ll read the sequel, Where She Went, which is also quick. Full Story

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JLO re-slums

August 19, 2014 19:53:18 Posted at August 19, 2014 19:53:18
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Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide. YES, JLO HIDE. Hide because you SHOULD be embarrassed. Full Story