Best day ever. Brange is married. Drama at the Beygency. And James McAvoy photos! We just need Hot Prince Harry to pull his pants down now. So here’s James McAvoy in New York yesterday promoting The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby. I feel like he’s never looked/been sexier. Or, you know, you could just listen to him talking to Letterman about his bachelor party. Full Story
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For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story
Lori! There’s a gossip community thinking of you, supporting you, believing in you. And Oscar is your best warrior. So stay strong. Here’s one of my favourite Will Smith scenes of all time. I want this to be you. Full Story
You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.
When you get married?
Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.
But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.
Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!
More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!
Yours in gossip,
Ben Affleck was papped on his way to a meeting today. These photos gave me a flashback. It’s the way his hair is combed. And the white t-shirt. Do you know what I’m thinking about? I’ll give you a minute and in that time I’ll talk about how he’s so big right now, for Batfleck, in the chest etc, that he’s arms don’t touch his body. Full Story
I received an email today from someone called Christie who read the aforementioned Vanity Fair France piece about Kristen Stewart and because the article did not specify in bold all caps that Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken up, Christie took this to mean that…maybe…there’s still hope. Full Story
This is Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair France. Love the way they’ve styled her, particularly the first shot attached, slouching down against the wall, sweater falling off her shoulder, one leg tucked underneath her, the other jutting out seductively. “Seductive” is not an adjective often associated with Stewart…and yet here, in this pose, she wears it well. Full Story
Really? Is the end of Chelsea Handler that big of a deal? (Dlisted)
Jennifer Aniston should talk like this more often (Just Jared)
Lindsay Lohan’s new job is dating a rich guy (The Superficial)
The new improved skeeze-free Paula Patton (Cele|bitchy)
WHYYYY would she be on Good Morning America??? (Hollywood Tuna)
Idris Elba didn’t want to scare the world with his dick (Pop Sugar)
Usher dances in the club and Nicki couldn’t come to set that day? (Too Fab)
Liam Hemsworth with wings (Hollywood PQ)
Several names are missing from this list: Charlize Theron, Tommy Lee Jones, Reese Witherspoon (Romance Beat)
As IF the Olsens are going to show up for this (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
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You know what I’ve been talking about a lot the last couple of days? Justin Theroux’s penis. My friend N brought it up first after watching The Leftovers. He runs in every episode. And when he’s running, it’s right there. Like, right there. I swear we’re not being pervs about it. Full Story
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story
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Venice. Birdman opens the festival tonight. Here’s the cast with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu at the photo call today…already looking triumphant? Everyone is watching Birdman as one of the expected contenders for Oscar. They’ve been talking like Michael Keaton is a lock. Full Story