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Prince Harry covers the new issue of PEOPLE ahead of the start of the Invictus Games in Orlando on Sunday. In support of the Games Harry even gave the magazine an exclusive interview, full of quotes that the MiniVan Majority will eat up. About his mother, Princess Diana, of course.
This is what I appreciate about Harry. He understands that he’s the draw. He is doing whatever he can to generate interest for the Games without compromising the royal standard in the hopes that people will come to support the athletes. They will totally come to support the athletes. Some of them will come to propose to him. There’s always someone, probably a lot more than one, dreaming in the crowd during those walkabouts that their eyes will connect, and instant love will ensue.
I wonder how he feels about this, knowing that whenever a woman of a certain age is shaking his hand, what she’s really thinking is that she wants to be his princess. It would be different if he was a regular celebrity, or a rock star. But he can’t just take randoms back to the tour bus. So in that way he’s kinda limited. Does he envy the Leos of the world for this? All the access and the options but no opportunity to actually finish.
Yours in gossip,
Today is Princess Charlotte’s first birthday. The Cambridges have released four new photographs of her to celebrate the occasion. And, amazingly, Big G doesn’t make an appearance. Amazingly Charlotte has been permitted to enjoy her birthday without having to share it with her brother-who-will-be-king, the boy who makes everything about himself. Read Full Intro
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Prince Harry was in Toronto today to promote the Invictus Games 2017. He hung out with athletes and our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and they attended a hockey game. Justin Trudeau is pretty popular internationally. Hot Harry is VERY popular internationally. So these photos of them being best friends and laughing together are probably going to explode a few of you. Full Story
THIS IS THE CUTEST SH-T YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY. And it tells you too how much the Queen adores Hot Harry. So. Quick background, just in case: Hot Harry is all about the Invictus Games. You’ve seen him. He’s put a lot of energy into promoting awareness for veterans and service men and women. Full Story
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President and Mrs Obama are dining tonight at Kensington Palace with the Cambridges and Hot Harry. In other words, two borings and a fun. Is that why the President is standing next to Prince Harry? Because between them and FLOTUS they have to carry the charisma at the table? The thing about a Friday night dinner party is that, well, for non-dignitaries, you have the option of the extra drink(s). Full Story
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